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Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 2:01am On Mar 23, 2020
Ladylite:


Hypocrite.... This is not the end. You think you can deceive God? Making a temporary change.... Just out of fear not but God wants people who love him.

Do continue the igbo and weed

You see why I no dey like to follow u Talk or reply your quote's on my threads.. You don't know when someone is trying to create a lighter mood and be funny, you take things too serious I was only joking with u?
Why insulting me?
Why calling me a hypocrite.??
Did I offend u before?
Why girl like u go just dey naturally mean
Romance / Guy' Because She Wants U Take Things Slow Doesn’t Mean She Don’t Really Like You by Slimranky(m): 1:57am On Mar 23, 2020
Women/girl's generally don't wanna be rushed Guy's
Its OK to see a hot girl with perfect body crush on her and Want to be with her but never you act as
a tasty,Hot broke ass nigga

I know say Conji na bastard
But an average naija girl

"GO DEY GIVE U GREEN LIGHT BUT ANYTIME U SHOW SHE GO HOLD HER JEANS TIGHT"

As for me I like girls with Boob's and moderate ass
Because forward ever and backward never
So therefore I would rather not rush my spec or crush of a girl when I'm still on my way up.that could be a distraction because
Nor be everyday condom go dey your house then u fit go mistakenly give her belle and maybe the babe dey fertile so any amount of sperm u release in her coochie must turn to belle,that one go fit distract you

That's why its good to make money I mean cash out loud get your own mob
Glk,better crib account balance 2.5m
Before u go dey reason naija girl

Money Go make girl wey u no born call u daddy
Life's good when you have dallaz
This broke life ain't for me �

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Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 1:36am On Mar 23, 2020
KuvukuLand:
Haaaa be there asking unusual question ooo

I have packed all my loads and withdrew all my money from bank, once I hear the trumpet sound am relocating to heaven straight up. I'm starting new life there
You wan carry money go heaven
Lol

Bring that your savings make we go flex now before God go come oh
Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 1:35am On Mar 23, 2020
Ladylite:
This is not the end

My sister this period the unbelievable dey happen even to roll and smoke my Igbo dey fear me e dey be like the moment I light am say God go come and he no go make sense make God come catch me dey smoke Igbo
Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 1:34am On Mar 23, 2020
My sister this period the unbelievable dey happen even to roll and smoke my Igbo dey fear me e dey be like the moment I light am say God go come and he no go make sense make God come catch me dey smoke Igbo
Romance / Re: Never Ask A Lady Out Twice ! by Slimranky(m): 1:29am On Mar 23, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Ladies don't value guys that asked them out once if you feel she's worth it low down your ego and go after her cause at the tale end a man is never complete without a woman.......As the saying goes "behind every successful man there is a woman " wink.....my status says it all

That mentality don change, things change na money every sensible guy dey find now, every young boy wan ball and drive him mob
Imagine time wey I go use find ways and new updates I go use cash out loud I go come use am dey ask girl out twice like say if I go broke Godforbid oh she no go follow another wey get money go
Health / Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 1:14am On Mar 23, 2020
This corona shit is rising like dollars,we can only try our best but only God can save us
This time's reminds me of Luke 22:11
There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.
Make e no be say the world wan end oh
Because These strange happenings affecting all man rich and poor
Even atiku abubakar son test positive

Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 1:06am On Mar 23, 2020
FastestGirl:
Paypal

Thank you
How are you doing?
Crime / Re: How To Report A Yahoo Boy To Efcc by Slimranky(m): 2:31pm On Mar 21, 2020
$42k that's approximately 15 million naira
Which work una two do?
Did he provide the account?
Was he your picker?

I understand how much pain one can go through when someone else's Rip's him off at this point wey work dey very scarce to come by
But honestly there's no excuse to justify the reason behind that wicked act
This is the reason why niggas dey go dibia house to make the person wey rip them mad and possibly get back their money

#FireburnRippers

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Culture / Re: Marijuana Lover's/smoker's Joint by Slimranky(m): 1:48pm On Mar 21, 2020
Y'all making this thread boring
Initially I asked how or which other way do you enjoy taking marijuana a sides smoking it

Me l love cooking it with beans,or squeezing it to dust and pour it inside chilled yoghurt that way makes it last in your body for a whole day and makes your eyes reddish and dim so better wear your dark shades when trying this method out...

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Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 1:02pm On Mar 21, 2020
daddytime:
Okay, na one of those 1000 pounds bed-ridden white women.
Guy you are totally wrong this woman is beautiful and not fat she just wants to maintain a perfect shape you don't expect me uploading her pic's here before u believe
If u no get sensible talk just move ahead

Enjoy.
Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 1:00pm On Mar 21, 2020
Thanks
Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 12:56pm On Mar 21, 2020
Habayomie:
Inner inner our mind,we know your motive.

Guy don't get me wrong I no wan bill this woman or defraud her like u may think
I just want her to love up and possibly come to visit me here subsequently I like to meet her in person I no carry bad for mind for this woman na em I come clean

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Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 12:51pm On Mar 21, 2020
dawnomike:
Your motives are wrong... So, kindly abort the mission!

How's my motives wrong?
Pls explain??
Crime / Re: Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 12:50pm On Mar 21, 2020
ikbnice:
She has seen through your motives... Just keep it slow

You mean like just keeping the conversation friendly,slow and steady and never rushing her right

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Crime / Can one send money through a FedEx package? by Slimranky(m): 12:31pm On Mar 21, 2020
Can one receive money through a FedEx package??
Romance / Re: Is Being Rich Now Needed Before Starting A Relationship Nowadays by Slimranky(m): 12:08pm On Mar 21, 2020
As a guy you need to be financially stable,have your furnished apartment working your way to driving and owning your own mob before you start thinking of a relationship with any female

Don't u know money Is the spice of every relationship
Money be like Maggi for relationship
In the sense that there are a lot of social activities you need to engage on with your partner which requires money in order for your relationship to be lively and not boring which includes taking your girl to cinemas to watch movie whilst she's licking a 3 scoops of ,vanilla mixed with strawberry and chocolate ice cream with a chicken pizza and all these things require money

The Truth is there's no romance without finance
Love is sweet but when money enter love is sweeter DAVIDO

My late mum before she died used to tell me before I entered the higher institution that the only thing that could make me not to graduate or have problems with cultist in school is "GIRLS"
She told me that I should focus on been a successful rich man then I can have 30 girls later afterwards if I wanted to.

I rather get rich or die trying

With money and a Lexus 350 chilled with a working air-conditioning
You can have the most beautiful chick

Have u ever taught why these married state house of Assembly member's gallivant around and sleep with these beautiful girls in the higher institution in different hotels


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Travel / Re: Ecuador: Police Block Runway With Cars To Prevent Plane From Landing by Slimranky(m): 10:24am On Mar 21, 2020
mansakhalifa:


Yeah. I saw a picture of that family and I noticed something about them. But I wouldn't want to say certain things here. But I might have an idea why the virus did a clean sweep on them.

Let me just seal up my lips. smiley

Hmmm what makes u think u know why the virus did a clean sweep on them??
Say your mind, none of that family members are on Nairaland
Celebrities / Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by Slimranky(m): 10:22am On Mar 21, 2020
CsRockefeller:


Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world..

Play that jam for babe in an Air conditioned room just the two of you

I swear to God she must dey in the mood
Travel / Re: Ecuador: Police Block Runway With Cars To Prevent Plane From Landing by Slimranky(m): 10:19am On Mar 21, 2020
blowjohn:


Americans no dey hear word.
Imagine americans are still partying and clubbing everyday

They're naturally stubborn especially their kids since the law don't allow parents to hit them like African parents does when their kids err
These American kid's go haywire and do whatever they want....
E get one American woman I dey chat with her 17 years old daughter is already a mother
Her bf give am belle

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Travel / Re: Ecuador: Police Block Runway With Cars To Prevent Plane From Landing by Slimranky(m): 10:15am On Mar 21, 2020
mansakhalifa:


The woman had like 11 children. The virus simply took 4.

And the other kids are on self quarantining to know if they have the virus dammnnn
Celebrities / Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by Slimranky(m): 10:03am On Mar 21, 2020
Omg this man is a true legend I remember how my dad and grand pa loved playing his tracks, his collaborations with dolly parton
"Islands in the stream" rocked my soul

A lot of new generation kids on Nairaland I bet won't know this man...

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Travel / Re: Ecuador: Police Block Runway With Cars To Prevent Plane From Landing by Slimranky(m): 9:56am On Mar 21, 2020
Washington is the 2nd worst state behind New York.
Omg everyone in yankee make sure you and your kid's are on curfew stay In door's and never go to public gatherings, I also read on BBC how corona virus kills four in new Jersey family damnn

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Calls A Young Guy 'daaaddy', What Does She Mean? by Slimranky(m): 12:55am On Mar 21, 2020
Money sweet like candy high you like brandy, money wey dey make girls wey u no born call u daddy
Health / Re: Oreoluwa Finnih: Patients With Chloroquine Poisoning Now Being Admitted In Lagos by Slimranky(m): 9:55pm On Mar 20, 2020
Ignorance and mediocrity killing Nigerians since 1960
Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by Slimranky(m): 12:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
BilltheDON:




I can supply you with the shirt materials

Do you have original vintage shirt materials not inferior material's oh

If yes send me samples here let me see
Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Orders Closure Of Varsities, Schools Nationwide by Slimranky(m): 11:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
COVID_19 FORMAT


Working boys this na your opportunity to follow up your client most of them go dey very lonely and need serious attention time's like this
No dulling
If you're caught sleeping
You're a dead man.
Health / Re: Dead Coronavirus Victims In Italy Carried By Military Trucks by Slimranky(m): 10:25pm On Mar 19, 2020
Rip to the dead
Like this Italy don cast,
Philippine, don lock border
Turkey don lock border
And e get my guy wey suppose enter from Istanbul to give me update
Corona why?��
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:04am On Mar 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Slimranky

This is Maryjane001 on michat

Bro you know in this life you don't who will help you Tomorrow,we all should learn to manage people's character and be at peace with everyone


Tomorrow Maryjane001 fit be Governor's wife you never can tell
She fit now come tell the husband make him no sign that project for me because I once talked down on her,you know that kind thing
Even bible said it in
Romans 12:18, NLT: "Do all that you can to live in peace with everyone."
Romance / Re: Erigga Advise Young Men To Stay Away From Yahoo Boy’s Girlfriend. by Slimranky(m): 6:44am On Mar 19, 2020
Bitter truth, most of all these girl's are walking dead,they don't even know that some of them have been used, by boys to plus up
That casual sex she had in a hotel with her boyfriend could been a voodoo sacrificial process by her bf to level up....

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Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 6:25am On Mar 19, 2020
Preshieben:
You said u helped her with work
Can you help me too?

Where are you staying?
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:15pm On Mar 18, 2020
ghettochild4u:

Just give her kayan mata grin

See this one which one be kayan mata
Mtcheee Go sleep joor

I dey talk say my work tomorrow don cast you talk another thing

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