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Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by Slimranky(m): 9:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
STILESGANG:
The jet doesn’t even belong to him,he had an agreement with the jet company.Its showbizness not everything is real

Guy its business man dude spent $180 million to customise that jet
Ok asides the jet matter.do you know drake bought an estate twice directly opposites his estate because his neighbours complained about him throwing loud parties which led to noise pollution
He bought that house �2.85million and expanded his home
Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by Slimranky(m): 9:36pm On Apr 10, 2020
shogsman:

Cargo jet(Canada) designed the jet in his name for publicity and he didn't pay a dime for it.
You seem to know little to nothing about the guy you're just pasting his pictures everywhere

See them set awon drake account officer geng
I seem to know nothing about drake ok
Am pasting his pictures everywhere you must be very mad for that comment

Tell me how someone could afford to spend $185million to customise a plane to his tastes if he wasn't rich,remember the argument here is if he's truly worth �150 million

Don't go and start for a way to break the generational curse in your family be here calculating another man money
Oluku

Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by Slimranky(m): 8:54pm On Apr 10, 2020
Lamanii22:



"Lovelace" that movie really got me...
Wow is it a Hollywood movie?
What genre is it? action ?
Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by Slimranky(m): 8:52pm On Apr 10, 2020
Denique:


Thank you o, exactly what I was going to comment. Someone is worth $150m and he splurges $100m on a mansion he may not even visit more than three times a year since he lives in the US where he does music.

How much is then left to buy another mansion in LA?

Maintenance not inclusive. Tax, insurance and other bills.

Naija bloggers with unrealistic figures though undecided

See as you dey calculate another man money
Drake is a big boy he's worth more than that figures. I no know why una dey like argue about wetin una no know
How long have you been following him self to start off
This guy called drake is a f****king big boy leave story

Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by Slimranky(m): 8:49pm On Apr 10, 2020
Squillaci:

$100M for where?
How much is he worth?

Guy no need for blind argument, you see Drake na rich man
Whether you like it or not
He's known for doing big things
Nigga bought a private aeroplane last year

google

#airdrake

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by Slimranky(m): 4:23pm On Apr 10, 2020
Macsjebs:

I hail o, cheesy...


Bad man grin
I hail u too
No be wetin u get for mind oh
Hmm

Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by Slimranky(m): 3:29pm On Apr 10, 2020
Lamanii22:



The headline's misleading lol... I couldn't read through I was seeing a movie and at the same time nairaland... Pardon me...

No problems I understand that feeling lol
Which movie are you watching?
Music/Radio / Re: Twitter User's Give Burna Boy A New Name #ikoroduluckydube by Slimranky(m): 2:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
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Music/Radio / Twitter User's Give Burna Boy A New Name #ikoroduluckydube by Slimranky(m): 2:40pm On Apr 10, 2020
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Guy's currently #IKORODULUCKYDUBE is trending on twitter, I discovered that it was a new name twitter user's gave burna boy after he blasted twitter user's in a viral video few days saying they deserved the type of leader's ruling Nigeria
So twitter user's didn't take it lightly as they dragged him dethroned him from been an Africa giant to #ikoroduluckydube
One even called him odogwu with ishiewu brain grin

Music/Radio / Re: Twitter User's Drag Juliet Ibrahim Calls Her Low Budget KIM KARDASHIAN Pic's by Slimranky(m): 2:27pm On Apr 10, 2020
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Music/Radio / Twitter User's Drag Juliet Ibrahim Calls Her Low Budget KIM KARDASHIAN Pic's by Slimranky(m): 2:23pm On Apr 10, 2020
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Last night on US based hip hop artist Tori lanes Instagram live.

Ghanaian actress
Made a comment
about Africans begging for money whenever an African artist is live on Instagram

Here's what she said

"If this was an African artist live,I would see account numbers all over the place"

She also made another comment by pasting her business IG account

Of which twitter user's didn't take likely
Here are screen shots of some of their comments

Romance / Re: Your Wife Says She's Not In The Mood For Sex On Your Wedding Night, WWYD? by Slimranky(m): 2:02pm On Apr 10, 2020
Most couples don't bang on their wedding night

A Lady once told me that on her wedding night

When her husband wants to bang she's gonna tell him

Hey baby let's count the money we got on our wedding first
This pussy is yours forever!

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by Slimranky(m): 1:58pm On Apr 10, 2020
[quote author=Lamanii22 post=88292497]Awwwwn my pretty rihanna.... I pray your father gets well soon hun[/quote


Why don't y'all read to the end
This article is very apt and self explanatory for you to jump into conclusion before reading the very end??
Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley To Shoot COVID-19 Musical Video by Slimranky(m): 1:52pm On Apr 10, 2020
NM
Just lucky he already has his international passport and Visa before all these criminal cases against him but truth be told
All these drama will surely hunt him in the nearest future when his type of music wouldn't be relevant and in vogue no more
Like it or not he's now an ex convict and wouldn't get any endorsement deals from a reputable organization and can't even settle for a political post subsequently
.that's why I always respect olamide nigga can talk trash and say all sorts of gangster shits in his songs but you can never hear that he's been arraigned in a police net for a criminal act
Nigga is currently a special adviser to his state Governor

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Romance / Re: Nigerian by Slimranky(m): 6:12am On Apr 10, 2020
madridguy:
Everyone now based in Canada shocked

I taya bro
Even one babe wey dey live for ikorodu don dey claim Canada base for the comments section

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Family / Re: My Husband Gets Drunk, Defecates In My Pots, Woman Tells Court by Slimranky(m): 10:21pm On Apr 09, 2020
Wohala dey oh grin grin

The man don watch Mr bones taya
Who remembered that part that fat dude pooed on a pot,not knowing he was been watched

But finally alcohol na bastard

Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Slimranky(m): 10:19pm On Apr 09, 2020
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No Problem I took it lightly[/quote
cool
Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Ask Her Out Via Phone Call? by Slimranky(m): 10:17pm On Apr 09, 2020
Don't go and start pouring out epistles on phone,
Most girls see men that can't ask them out or start a convo/express their feelings in the physical as been not man enough
wait till her return
Take her to a cinema
Buy her 3 scoops of vanilla and strawberry ice cream smashed with Waffle's
When she's busy licking it,start pouring out your feelings, dim your eye's and be serious
You will surprised she will feed you that ice cream

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Slimranky(m): 10:04pm On Apr 09, 2020
Blackpearlous:



Oh I edited his post to the I love you shola part, didn't know it will turn out like that.

Thank you.

You're welcome
Just joking with you sha don't take it too serious OK
Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Slimranky(m): 10:00pm On Apr 09, 2020
Blackpearlous:



I LOVE YOU SHOLA AND REST IN PEACE


God your story has healed me.


Thank you for sharing.

Haba! shocked
You sef take am easy
you love who??
How you wan take love who you never meet
If na those boys enter your DM now tell you hey I love you

You go say

How can you love who you haven't met?? grin
But now you love Shola lol
Audio love

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Slimranky(m): 9:48pm On Apr 09, 2020
Premarital sex lowkey messed this nigga up
But good a thing you're back to your feet now,never make same mistake twice bro,
Life's all about

"If you don suffer, you suppose get sense"

1 Corinthians 6 vs 16
Do you not know that the one who joins himself to a prostitute is one body with her? For He says, “The two shall be one flesh.”

Mind you prostitutes ain't only those girls/women living in a motel or guest house
Even that your undergraduate babe na lowkey runs babe
That your girl wey go tell u say she dey night class but she be lowkey riding another nigga
Guys focus on your dreams and making it first
Having children out of wedlock no too make sense undecided
Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Slimranky(m): 9:34pm On Apr 09, 2020
CrazyOptimist:
Moral of the story
SAY NO TO PRE-MARITAL SEX.

He would have fared better without Shola in his life. God knows if his misfortunes were transfered from her sef.

Face your career and remain focus. Forget about SEX for now, you will get it non stop in the future when you are settled and married.

I dont care if you believe or not, but Sex is more spiritual than physical. I've read a story somewhere of how yahoo boys sleeps with girls and transfer demons into them, and any boy that sleeps with that girl will have his virtues tapped from him.

These girls are just tools for carrying the demons for the yahoo boys. And these kain girls plenty outside yanfun yanfun.

Sex is overrated,young men should really focus on making it and bone sex e get time wey u go marry self born pikin wey done grow and your wife Go demand sex from u you go wan swear for am
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Relaxes Lockdown In Abia To Celebrate Easter, Gives Conditions by Slimranky(m): 9:11pm On Apr 09, 2020
People nor get money for Easter oh no need for all those ones,
Romance / These Girls Prefer Money Than Love So Guys You Better Chose money over them by Slimranky(m): 10:23am On Apr 08, 2020
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People treat you with care, love and respect when you got money
But all those Mentioned above are SCAM when you go broke,
"May we not stay broke for too long because brokenness is not of the Lord's "

Alaye double your hustle shocked
Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Ended! by Slimranky(m): 7:26am On Apr 08, 2020
Never had many friends, never been in a romantic relationship before, just wondering how this relationship of a thing work out with you guys....
Meanwhile I just gotta mske more money and smoke my sorrows away....
Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend Is Avoiding Me After Her Menstrual Period. by Slimranky(m): 7:16am On Apr 08, 2020
xperiencelove:
She doesn't want you to get her pregnant and flee.
You are still a student and surely you are not ready for marriage and she can get pregnant at this period.
The girl is wise and I applaud her!
You better face your studies squarely!!

She's very fertile at this period and she no wan carry belle for undergraduate wey never get work
Politics / Re: Umahi: "Arrest Anyone Not Wearing Face Mask In Ebonyi" by Slimranky(m): 12:44am On Apr 04, 2020
You're doing well Sir
Me that don't nose mask,hope if use bra and convert it to face mask hope it will serve?
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 12:24am On Apr 04, 2020
philips3:
My brother the devil u know is better than an angel u don't know. My advice for are:
1. D lady might love u but her ex boyfriends may be after u when u come to South Africa and they can kill you.
2. There is no job for foreigners especially Nigerians. You won't get job if u come to South Africa.
It is better u marry nija lady.

Hmmm you making me scared especially number 1
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:55pm On Apr 03, 2020
Slimranky:


Sent u mail

Never see your mail oh
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:45pm On Apr 03, 2020
[quote author=Silasloaded post=88073822][left][/left][color=#990000][/color][b][/b] Okay No Problem Brotherly One Love. [/quote
Nuff rispec and blessings
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:43pm On Apr 03, 2020
Albertone:
With this, i think xenophobic attack is out of the equation.If it will be a problem,she would have talked about it.

Once you save enough and this virus has ended, i think it's safe to go.
Goodluck bro

More blessings bro
Thanks for your time
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:42pm On Apr 03, 2020
Godsgift7837:
If you need the best advice about South African ladies then send me a DM. I’m a Nigerian living in SA.

Sent u mail

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