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Politics / Re: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by Slimranky(m): 11:37pm On Apr 03, 2020
Even people for USA never receive shingbain na naija wan receive money mtcheeew

Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:32pm On Apr 03, 2020
adexpa:
Thank God you gave space already...... Continue the relationship n discuss crucial things in the process. Try to invite her to come around for either week or days. Do not be too anxious n panic about what will happen, just follow the relationship and be active with good conversations before your final decision. You can hear people's advice about SA girls but what does not work for A might work for B, take your time to know her again n know her real reason for coming back. God help us.


Thank you brother
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:27pm On Apr 03, 2020
Albertone:
Yeah.Like how safe are you if you come over. She knows best because its her land.

Check out our chat bro

Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:18pm On Apr 03, 2020
Silasloaded:
In The Video Chat Try And Table The Case Of Xenophobia To Her To Also Make A Plan A, B, And Lastly C And That she Should consent it (Xenophobic Attack) To Her Parents Thanks Brotherly Following Your Posts Bumper To Bumper we shall See Good Results Here And Prevail At Last In Jesus Name Amen!!! That Some Naija Guys (Not All Oo!!) Go there (South Africa) and it doesnt Favour them does not mean the same for you Just exercise This strong Belief and Faith That as you step your precious foot in south africa that everything will turn out well for you just try and do the above aforementioned idea and prayers and the Lord Shall see you through Brotherly And I Will Also Put You In My Prayers please Can i have Your Facebook profile Name so As to Dm You.

Thanks but now am Not on any social media platform bro
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:16pm On Apr 03, 2020
Godsgift7837:
If you need the best advice about South African ladies then send me a DM. I’m a Nigerian living in SA.

Done
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:14pm On Apr 03, 2020
Rickjordan:
it can favour you tho...but forget Xenophobia attack first, how sure are u bout your gal sponsoring those bills, cos girls can switch attitude, the question is what if tmr??not wishing u bad, but what if problem comes... who will help you there...think deep, don't move fast, get enough securities (financially) that can help just incase...goodluck...


E good to think about the negative and positive outcome of events before engaging in them thank u

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Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:12pm On Apr 03, 2020
Albertone:
True but no matter how you lay low, you will be noticed as they can identify their own people
Seeing you with their lady might spark outrage as well.

Just be patient and see how things will turn out.You can even ask her about your fears

Ok like asking her about the xenophobia attacks?
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:11pm On Apr 03, 2020
Rickjordan:
it can favour you tho...but forget Xenophobia attack first, how sure are u bout your gal sponsoring those bills, cos girls can switch attitude, the question is what if tmr??not wishing u bad, but what if problem comes... who will help you there...think deep, don't move fast, get enough securities (financially) that can help just incase...goodluck...


Thank you

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Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 11:03pm On Apr 03, 2020
Albertone:
Has the xenophobia ended? No one seems to mention that

Yes,the main thing is to lay low and stop creating awareness on another man's land

Anybody from any country even an African country can be a racist to a fellow black man, not just SA
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 10:59pm On Apr 03, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
let her visit a few times or you visit a few times before making such decision....as it is obvious (due to family pressure) she is just desperate for marriage.

BTW IT TOOK HER 9 YEARS TO LOOK INTO HER DIARY TO FIND YOUR PHONE....THEN DEFINITELY SHE WASNT THINKING OF YOU ALL THIS TIME.

True,I'm gonna ask her why it took her long to find her diary and write me,probably she wasn't thinking about me all along
Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 10:53pm On Apr 03, 2020
Rickjordan:
Man don't get into shiit u can hardly come out from...those SA guys no get joy o...


I still dey reason the Xenophobia attacks oh
But wait oh,e go still get one or two men wey still Marry their women and still living peacefully on a low key
The secret is to laylow and not create unnecessary awareness on another man's land

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Romance / Re: My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 10:51pm On Apr 03, 2020
Silasloaded:
Brotherly If it Is me I will Advice You To Make it to South africa And She Should Help You to Secure a Job There Too. Where there is Good Security And Lastly For Now You are Nigeria Try To Video-Call With Her It (The Video Aspect ) Will create A great Impact On You Guys cause it Seems real which combine a real life reactions thanks who no Like Better Thing But Big Brother Before Then Promise Say Wont Forget Me When You Reach South Africa OOoo!!! (S.A) I Rest My Case At This Juncture Big Brother Wish You Best Of Luck.


You're valid bro thanks

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Romance / My Babe For MXIT That Year Don Come Back by Slimranky(m): 9:32pm On Apr 03, 2020
So guys I'm gonna be quick and brief as much as I can
9 Year's ago I met an SA girl on mxit chatting platform south African's room precisely we began dating online,everything going smoothly but
Unfortunately along the line she lost her phone and we lost each other's contact,but surprisingly few days ago I got a message on WhatsApp from an SA line and it was her
We both were so excited to chat each other again and all thanks to her old diary which she searched and saw my number,
I really love her and she does love me too
She said she never stopped loving me all these year's but only taught I have moved on because its been years,but somehow after these years I have not been able to be in a successful romantic relationship with any female here in Nigeria, because I'm of the belief that a man must be rich before thinking of dating any naija girl,and I get so irritated at any slighted forming or shakara from any naija babe

Now my Southy babe still dey single and her family wants her to get married soon, she in fact wants me to come over to SA so we could be together get married and start having kids, she is working in SA and promised to rent a 2 bedroom flat for us and take care of me anytime I come over...Now I told her that I would be coming next year but I need to save and rise some money for the visa,paperwork's and flight ticket to south Africa next year

She said it's better I come with a tourist Visa to avoid too much questions at the embassy then when I come she will arrange with her family lawyer on how I could stay forever with her



Abeg wetin una think
Abi Make I rise money go dey with my southy babe or not?

Because truth be told am tired of this country naija and wanna settle in a new strange land wey people no know me

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Politics / Re: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by Slimranky(m): 9:04pm On Apr 03, 2020
Can this lockdown madness stop already
I want to get back to work
I have a big budget I need to actualize before the year run's out....
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Slimranky(m): 7:46am On Mar 29, 2020
Don't have many friends,I'm very much a loner, growing up as a child I was very isolated,have never been really close to anyone not even romantic relationship, never really fit in,so I had to create my own world

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Slimranky(m): 7:45am On Mar 29, 2020
AK481:
Go to app world or play store , download pes2020 .


Thank me later.

I have not eaten since morning and I am not feeling hungry .

Currently on level 90 under campaign mode

Share me a reliable link that I can it from,
No be link wey go waste my data oh
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Rivers State Border Closure In Pictures by Slimranky(m): 2:32am On Mar 29, 2020
Everything get price to pay,don't be surprised some kind men go pay some amounts so dem fit pass,no be naija we dey??


Wetin pain me pass be say I dey work today
Ministry of environment officials come chase us seal the entrance to my workplace
Food / Re: I Bought A Paint Bucket Of Garri N1000 In My Area. How Much Is It In Your Area? by Slimranky(m): 2:01am On Mar 29, 2020
Bought a bunch of unripe plantain today for 1000#

Tomorrow I'm getting a carton of indomie noodles, carton of spaghetti, crate of egg, one paint of beans....
Crime / Re: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by Slimranky(m): 11:46pm On Mar 27, 2020
See wetin pussy don cause

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Celebrities / Re: Covid-19: Davido's Baby Mama, Chioma Tests Positive by Slimranky(m): 11:40pm On Mar 27, 2020
This one no be 30billion gang or money matter, corona like this dey boil like water wey dey inside ogbono,fear no class or man,

She better stay away from that lil infant Ifeanyi

Wish her quick recovery
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Wike Reveals Identity Of Rivers Index Case, Close Down Markets by Slimranky(m): 6:56am On Mar 27, 2020
Let's not be deceived majority of these run's girls who travels to Italy are into prostitution they hide under the umbrella of been a model or slay Queen
So invariably na olosho carry covid_19 come pitakwa before u know the virus don enter aba

Omo yawa dey oh

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Romance / Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Slimranky(m): 10:38pm On Mar 25, 2020
Very good hope president buhari would do same
Y'all don't wanna start making babies amidst these pandemic
wink undecided
Celebrities / Re: Stainless Precious And Ima-Obong Ndiana Abasi's Pre-wedding Photos by Slimranky(m): 10:22pm On Mar 25, 2020
Pls pls don't start having unprotected sex now yall don't wanna make a baby amidst these pandemic
#covid19

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by Slimranky(m): 10:10pm On Mar 25, 2020
Fvvk love undecided

The problem be say my client wey suppose pay me this week don get corona virus

,OLUWA WETIN DEY CORONATE

cry
embarassed

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To This Beautiful Angel by Slimranky(m): 12:00pm On Mar 23, 2020
[quote author=Pegi23 post=87689583]Happy birthday to me.
I wish my self all the good things in this world/life
Follow me on ig @iam_pegi[/quote❤❤


Happy birthday precious may you live to fulfill all your heart desire Amen
❤❤
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To This Beautiful Angel by Slimranky(m): 11:58am On Mar 23, 2020
Happy birthday precious may you live to fulfill all your heart desire Amen
Health / Re: Man Dies After Snake Bite In Umuahia (Graphics Photos) by Slimranky(m): 10:01am On Mar 23, 2020
Oluwa wetin dey play for umuahia

cry

Which kind yawa be this?

As dem know the snake specie them for carry am go hospital now if possible with the dead snake, so doctors Go see the snake specie and know the right anti venom to give the young man,rip man

You see why I no like snake's
This type of news Makes me wonder why people dey chop snake
Romance / Re: Guy' Because She Wants U Take Things Slow Doesn’t Mean She Don’t Really Like You by Slimranky(m): 9:54am On Mar 23, 2020
snitchbitch:
May be she is manipulating you, milking your money and collecting d!ck from another guy.

You asked how did I know?
Didn't you read "May be" ?


Nigga wha ya say?


Mi nuh have nuh gf,long time man a single and searching for dallaz
Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 8:36am On Mar 23, 2020
Tsolutionifede:
fear of corona, has converted u to God, nice

I be child of God na
Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 2:58am On Mar 23, 2020
dcrown13:

You're high already bro

What can I do bro?.247 am always high
Smoke my sorrows away
Health / Re: Could This Period And Recent Happenings Be The Times The Old Folks Told Us? by Slimranky(m): 2:32am On Mar 23, 2020
CanadaOrBust:

I may be wrong but I think they’d issue us new clothes and stuff over there also I’m not sure our money will be good over there


Lol that year when I was in primary
My Sunday schoolteacher
Used to tell us that we would be wearing white gown in heaven singing and praising God no food we wouldn't be hungry either lol
But what if all these are mere fallacies aimed at making us live a righteous life
Romance / Re: Never Ask A Lady Out Twice ! by Slimranky(m): 2:10am On Mar 23, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
I see no reason why a man of substance with desirable mettle will condescend to asking a lady out twice. what I mean is... let ur identity give reasons as to why a lady should always have a YES to give.

A pauper will most likely get a NO

A local champion will certain get a NO At first...

But a Deontay Wilder or A Tyson Fury or Anthony Joshua or Fireboy or a burnaboy or a joeboy or a wizkid or an Alex iwobi will most certainly get a very big YESgrin



u grab?!!!

Go and hustle bro ! grin


Baba life too sweet when u have money
Imagine chilling in Ibiza Spain and drinking Hennessey with ice whist some sexy body girl's on bikini with no stretch marks twerking on my erected dick dammnn

Get rich or die trying

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