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 Romance / Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by Slimranky(m): 2:59pm On May 18, 2020 |
An Undergraduate girl in uni will tell you she's in a night class but she's banging another guy Doggy ATM,never date an undergraduate girl until she graduate's and decides on what to do with her life, use your head before this uni girls go put you for bottle dey control you in the name of love, and after spending your money on her in school,when she graduates she would marry another man.... |
| Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Front Of His Girlfriend In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by Slimranky(m): 10:43pm On May 17, 2020 |
Blonkers!! Blonkers!! Blonkers!! Wtf is pH turning to? Right from time diobu has been a den of Lion to live in,Degbam and co always terrorising that poor community If you enter diobu and you no get OT come loose guard small boy go obtain you God pls protect my former roommate and his family in diobu.. The worst part be say dem no go join secret society wey go make them blow and rich na to join cult wey dem go dey knack shot anyhow.... |
| Family / Re: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by Slimranky(m): 10:49pm On May 16, 2020 |
You still have a living mother, well that means you're Lucky, I lost my mum at a tender age dunno what motherly love or hatred feels like,all the same we all have been accused wrongly for stealing in one way or the other,so don't think too much,cos thinking na problem, just reason the solution which is getting your own apartment,your respect go dey when you don Begin pay house rent, you Go see say all those babe's for your street wey no dey come around go begin visit you...Meanwhile do you smoke weed I get one last jumbo I dey smoke now,come kiss before I go smoke am finish |
| Food / Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Slimranky(m): 4:14pm On May 16, 2020 |
Wtf y'all don't know about monkey pox,what if that monkey has covid 19 Fvvking Blonkers Shit mehn 2 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Leo: Man Kidnapped In Owerri And Killed By Men In Army Uniform (Graphic Photos) by Slimranky(m): 8:18am On May 14, 2020 |
May his soul rest in peace All I can say is greed has led so many Nigerians to their early grave Once you pick up a deal don't reap another man I repeat don't reap a hungry man is an angry man |
| Music/Radio / Re: "Big luv 4 U"- By Don Smasher (Video) by Slimranky(m): 11:50pm On May 09, 2020 |
All those southy girls fat anyhow eat too much, Bleep anyhow its hard to see a 22 years old south Africa girl wey never born, dem like naija boys die, because they see the ambition and believe say you go make am, only to kill you later and take All your properties Very anyhow girls no sense of humour Meanwhile bro please dm me how much you spend to get your music on Frontpage here. donsmasher74 |
| Politics / Re: Falilat Akinsanya Graduates: MC Oluomo's Daughter Graduates From US University by Slimranky(m): 11:34pm On May 09, 2020 |
That's why we all need to make money and secure the future for our kids No more dulling kowope |
| Crime / Re: Nurse Steals Money From Dying COVID-19 Patient In US by Slimranky(m): 11:18pm On May 09, 2020 |
Too much money is never enough money |
| Romance / Re: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by Slimranky(m): 7:15am On May 08, 2020 |
I need tips to date an original American woman In her 40s, I'm currently talking to one with my real face. |
| Travel / Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by Slimranky(m): 1:30pm On May 07, 2020 |
So sad rip bro, I can't even lie sometimes airtel and mtn network go Bleep up your Video call on WhatsApp when talking to your legit clients you go begin Waka up and down for street searching for network and any moving car can even bump on you without you knowing, make we dey always watch our back... |
| Travel / Re: Port-Harcourt And Obio/Akpor LGAs Lockdown Begins Today (Photos) by Slimranky(m): 1:14pm On May 07, 2020 |
Make una dey house oh, obi akpor police no get joy oh 1 Like |
| Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by Slimranky(m): 1:31am On Apr 29, 2020 |
bonnyhope:Yes bro |
| Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by Slimranky(m): 11:15pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
Considering all these level of infidelity in marriages I wonder if one would eventually get married, because where I come from when a wife cheats on her husband and the husband seeing sign's and his fore father's appearing in His dreams and yet he keeps mute,without interrogating his wife that man will eventually die but if he interrogates her and she denies a strange ailment will befall her,until she accepts her wrongs and do a cleansing in the traditional way....For e.g if a man travels and his wife use his food plate to dish food for her lover,when the husband comes back from his journey he would see strong signs and needs to question his wife but if he doesn't overlooks such signs and eats with same plate he would die instantly  |
| Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by Slimranky(m): 10:53pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
You never see anything you dey shout So after claiming that he never banged you before marriage you're here complaining that he's banging you everyday and how does everyday sex affect pussy? If you all run out of styles you can go online and watch new love making style's and tell him to learn how to Make your pussy wet before insertion, y'all African women are insatiable Do na crime No do na still crime You don see wey Yankee woman dey complain of fvvk in marriage before You are talking as if you were forced to marry him against your will Well my advice is for you to get young beautiful House help with succulent breast and hips that brings wave's like tsunami I bet you would come back here and open a new thread saying "Oh no help me my husband has refused to touch me for 3 month's, he doesn't eat my food again " 2 Likes
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| Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Wike Announces Total Lockdown In Parts Of Port Harcourt by Slimranky(m): 9:58pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
[quote author=funshint post=88926949] I don't really understand what you're saying....sha don't go and do blood money all because say you wan form rich. All those men doing it and cashing out loudly Dem get two head Nobody really wanna know your source of income,people just wanna celebrate success, Make I burst your brain If I see any baba with sure link and no blood spills required I will boldly do it.... E get boys wey be real men And men wey be boys Get rich or die trying bro Broke life ain't for me
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| Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Wike Announces Total Lockdown In Parts Of Port Harcourt by Slimranky(m): 8:03pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
God bless all my Guy's that are married with kid's May you all never lack what to feed your little kid's and wife this hard and end times E no easy I must confess� After these lockdown Omo no dulling,do whatever you can to secure the bag After all Heaven is not promised for some pastor's sef, Na Owu dey make young boy look like Agadi Money sweet like candy |
| Career / Re: Unimaginable Mass Job Losses Loom In Nigeria by Slimranky(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
Sometimes you have to separate yourself to get the job done. Just to keep a clear head because ppl might not see your vision until it’s manifested.But wait a minute this lockdown and not going to work I must confess affected me even the Uncut weed I normally buy from my dealer I can't no more because there's a curfew In my state and my nigga can't travel to the nearby village to purchase it, how do I console my self these period without smoking weed,Even the smallie in my work place that makes me happy I haven't seen her for a month now we stopped working, now I realize that hood babe sure pass she go just stroll come around
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| Politics / Re: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by Slimranky(m): 5:56pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
Reno your speech is on point and well said but pls watch your back... 8 Likes |
| Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address The Nation At 8pm Tonight by Slimranky(m): 5:42pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
Everyday sit and wish I could start again. So many unnecessary mistakes. Different ways I could’ve handled shit. But I can’t dwell on it. No guilt, no fear & no regret. Ama start fresh from now. |
| Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address The Nation At 8pm Tonight by Slimranky(m): 5:40pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
H2ho: That's why hood girlfriend sure pass,she go just stroll come around |
| Politics / Re: "Death Of 640 People In Kano": PDP Reacts, Asks Buhari To Visit Kano by Slimranky(m): 9:50am On Apr 27, 2020 |
Wtf kano wetin dey play?
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| Travel / Re: Lockdown: My Visit To Street Market In Greece (photos) by Slimranky(m): 9:42am On Apr 27, 2020 |
CollinsWeGlobe:Lol for real? na em be say you no go need ogbono to use cook am self and the soup go make sense with white packet shirt (fufu) Unfortunately for you fufu no dey Yankee 1 Like
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| Travel / Re: Lockdown: My Visit To Street Market In Greece (photos) by Slimranky(m): 10:19pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
CollinsWeGlobe: The same money you pick abi Bad guy But wait oh these people sell packet okro lol Does it taste like the fresh okro 7 Likes |
| Gaming / Re: Where Can I Download Call Of Duty For My Laptop Windows 8 by Slimranky(m): 10:03pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Pesguy:Ok come where |
| Gaming / Re: Where Can I Download Call Of Duty For My Laptop Windows 8 by Slimranky(m): 8:53pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Juell: Is that your blog bro? |
| Gaming / Where Can I Download Call Of Duty For My Laptop Windows 8 by Slimranky(m): 8:33pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Guys plz I recently bought a CD plate of call of duty unfortunately When I started installation It stopped halfway Now I'm fed up and want to know if I can successfully download this game on line for my laptop? Where can I download this successfully and it will play,? I don't want a site that will rip me off my data and still wouldn't work The only game I have on PC is PES 2017 And I'm tired of playing that I want mission games Guy's pls help me overcome boredom in this lockdown series  1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by Slimranky(m): 8:03pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Been a baby daddy or cohabiting parent is not just worth it The most important thing every sensible young man should be craving for is getting the right girl that would love you truly and willing to stick with you when it all falls down The stigma or disadvantages of been a cohabiting parent tends to fall directly on the Illegitimate child. A common form of psychological effect involves the stigmitisation of the illegitimate child, as the individual can be marked by family and society alike as a symbol of disgrace typically associated with a particular circumstance, quality, or person This can further increase the individual into feeling like an outsider, and has a number of ramifications for others who are in the same situation, such as reinstating this behaviour as being acceptable. Marriage also helps you reach your career and academic goals by providing stability and fostering focus. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: There Is Always One Guy That Fvck We Ladies Free- Beautiful Nigerian Lady Reveal by Slimranky(m): 4:49pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
dukeprince50: What's that? |
| Romance / Re: Something Interesting For The Single Men.. Photos Attached>>> by Slimranky(m): 5:25pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
Delay in Traffic sef fit make the soup soar And men like me that can Cook very well its going to be a bad market for u If you get money you fit buy canopy rent space for a start and start a canteen business with packaging you can even be selling 1k a plate And make sure you wear sexy clothes to attract male customer's |
| Romance / Re: Something Interesting For The Single Men.. Photos Attached>>> by Slimranky(m): 5:21pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
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| Crime / Re: Lockdown: Sex Workers Lament As Clients Shun Their Services by Slimranky(m): 5:08pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
Even the ones that comes to fvvk on credit  Bumboclaat so even olosho dey fvvvk on credit Lol |
| Celebrities / Re: Chadwick Boseman's Dramatic Weight Loss: Fans Worried by Slimranky(m): 2:49pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
He didn't only appear in black panther Nigga played a smart role in 21 bridges go watch it in case you haven't Meanwhile I saw that video on IG last night ,its his life anyway he wants he can live his life and The less fans or people stopped talking about another man's looks or business This life would be a better place.
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