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IslamRe: Dangote Sultan Adamawa Converts British Woman, Delgado To Islam (Photo) by slimtoney(m): 3:05pm On Feb 14, 2018
Cyynthialove:
And the number of terroristss keeps increasing.
I Pity her..Such a brainwashed foool.

No normal human being on earth will leave light for darkness. There must be something going on behind closed doors.

I would rather be an atheist than to be a terroristt.
If only you know that your entire life is engulfed in darkness and frustration. You are so blind that a dead man can see more than u. You are as deaf as a cave lizard.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Looking Good At Federal Executive Council Meeting (Photos) by slimtoney(m): 2:54pm On Feb 14, 2018
They wish him dead, he bounced back. They engaged in campaign of calumny he won them hands down in 2015 election. The wailers always get running stomach each time his name is mentioned. They want him to resign for no reason, but it will not happen. They cry and wail every day of their lives just because they can no longer steal our common wealth. What evil has Buhari done to you that you hate him so much. You want the rape of this great Nation to continue so that you can satisfy your greeds. Your role model Jonagoat, his thug wife patience hippo and you the supporters of evil, partners in crime who come this forum to cry their miserable lives away, while hating an upright man who so far has not stolen your money. Sick and disgusting lots who are causing mayhem in our land. May the wrath of God visits all you haters of Buahri and haters of people of his like minds.

Buhari is not your problems, you are your own problem.
RomanceRe: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by slimtoney(m): 3:43pm On Feb 13, 2018
Take drastic action against her, only if you are sure that you will stand up when in the heat of sexual intercourse with her and she farts.
PoliticsRe: 31 Suspects Put $11.4m In Patience Jonathan's Account (Photo) by slimtoney(m): 11:29am On Feb 13, 2018
FarahAideed:
Aisha Buhari and her daughters are also known to shop at Selfridges and Harrods so I don't get where the EFCC is going ...EFCC has continually failed to establish that the contributions into Patience Jonathans account all came from proceeds of crimes or corruption as against Patience Jonathan submission that they were all procceeds of gifting and goodwill ..Anyone that has done business in Nigeria knows that at the end of every successful business transaction gifting in appreciation is usually done to the spouse of an Oga in the organization especially when you are not sure if the Oga will accept anything from you and not most of such gift are given without you being even asked to do so ....
Your antecedents considering all your recent topics on this forum points to the fact that you are a hypocrite, one who benefits from chaos and corruption. You are clearly an advocate of corruption. Why are you crying more than the bereaved. Having read to the point of where it was written that she is asking for out of court settlement, but being a die hard crook and criminal, you will go ahead to defend an irresponsible behaviour just because you are a beneficiary of corrupt enrichment.

Just wondering how this country can move forward with pathological cheats and irredeemably corrupt and morally bankrupt individuals like you. Spits.
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by slimtoney(m): 2:51pm On Jan 17, 2018
Dolls are winning, Ladies are loosing
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Reacts To Sex Dolls That Cost N5.3m (Photos) by slimtoney(m): 2:20pm On Jan 16, 2018
Hmmmmm, Dollies are winning and ladies are loosing, lol
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze On First Fruit: Giving Your January Salary To Pastor Is Foolishness by slimtoney(m): 2:17pm On Jan 03, 2018
You will not see the sheeples come here to defend or support this shameful act
CrimeRe: Residents Flee Benue Community, As Fulani Herdsmen Attack & Injure Many (Photos) by slimtoney(m): 3:19pm On Jan 02, 2018
Please, is the anti grazing law no longer in force? Why is this carnage still happening. Who is killing and displacing people in the name of Fulanis. Where are the nomadic men getting sophisticated arms from.

The anti grazing law may have successfully incapacitate the marauding herdsmen from attacking the farmers, but it will not put a stop to the rampaging political, tribal and ethnic herdsmen whose stock in trade is to over run a people perceived as enemies living in the same state under any guise.

A word is enough for the wise. When next there is an attack of this nature Benue people should look in-ward before demonizing the fulanis
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by slimtoney(m): 2:55pm On Dec 29, 2017
Churches will start crying foul now. For the Mosques, they do not worship money really, so they will just keep mute.
IslamRe: OAU Professor Durosinmi Writes On Muslim Students In Hijab by slimtoney(m): 2:37pm On Dec 29, 2017
PROUDLY A MUSLIM. I WAS BORN AS ONE AND INSHA ALLAH I SHALL DIE A MUSLIM.

Islam is not the reason you have turned your so call christian faith to a big joke. It only pains you to the marrow how we guard our beloved Prophet and revere him, it pains you the more how we are more Christlike than your hypocritical way of following Jesus, it hurts you that we square up with any one of you or even from amongst us who try to drag to the mud the religion we give all our life to. Try hard as you may, Islam can never become a fraud and child's play that has become of your religion.

Majority of your so called Jerusalem Pilgrims has suddenly abandon their religious duties in Jerusalem and flee in various directions into Europe. What has happen to the voice of faith. Where is the believe and the fear of God. It is your lots who do not fear God your creator and as a result will not fear man and rules of the land, the reason this country's condition is so deplorable .

Your religious heads will live salient points as contained in the Bible to preach tithing and materialism. This has make a good number of Christians slave to desires, who will stop at nothing to acquire worldly riches and lose eternity.

With a long whip you beat Islam and still cry wolf. The coming of Bokoharam was widely made to look like the Muslims are attacking Christians. This days mosques and Muslims have become victims of BH and you are now happy. Muslims will not accused you of killing them, because we know that hundred ant thousands of you will not be able to take a Muslim's soul if Allah did not ordained it.
The billions and Thrillions of naira that passes through the church in the form of money laundering and tithe are being used for what? Poverty still reigns among the church goers who make this donation without asking, to what use their monies are being put to.

The NGO bill was mostly kicked against by the stake holders in the Churches. What are you afraid of. If there is sincerity in what you do with the monies, why are you afraid of accountability.

The Church should look inwards when next the question of who is the sponsor of Boko Haram arises.
Christianity EtcWhy Are Nigerian Jerusalem Pilgrims Absconding by slimtoney(op): 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2017
In what seems like a scene from the movies, over 30 JP have disappeared into thin air abandoning their religious duties. What happens to our moral and religious obligations or has the search for a greener pastures now surpasses the fear of God?
CareerRe: Hijab & Law School: Muslim NSCIA To Protest, Threatens Legal Battles by slimtoney(m): 3:03pm On Dec 19, 2017
Say all the trash as usual about Islam and Muslims, it holds no water. When Muslims has reason to go against any form of injustice we go all out for it without fear or favour. Muslims will not be seen defending a cause for monetary or worldly gains but we will stand against intolerance and mischief irrespective of who is involved. We hold our religion in high esteem. We will not be made to look like a people ruled by desires and quest for bodily satisfaction.
PoliticsRe: FG Orders Arrest Of Marketers Who Hoard Petrol by slimtoney(m): 2:49pm On Dec 19, 2017
obicentlis:
Buhari is working.


If this were to be GEJ tenure, Lai Mohammed would have released press statement telling us how clueless and incompetent the administration is and why we need to send them packing and the President must resign.

I bought their tricks that I voted the Messiah without certificate.

I'm sorry GEJ!!!
You will remain sorry for so long u fail to decipher good and evil. Whatever happen to ur brain
PoliticsRe: PENGASSAN Insists On Nationwide Strike Monday by slimtoney(m): 11:30am On Dec 18, 2017
chomchom1:
GEJ we missed u cry cry.... Since u left from one hardship to another cry
You missed mediocrity, mismanagement, corruption, theft, deception, shame, madness and above all be sensible and beware of what u crave so that u do not regret.
IslamRe: If You Converted To Islam From A Christian Family. Share Your Experience by slimtoney(m): 11:35am On Dec 15, 2017
Keep an open mind. Read the English Quran and ask questions from those who are enlightened in the the faith. Start from those acts that are easier for you and Allah will make it easy for you. Nothing good comes easy.
PoliticsRe: NGO Bill: Protesters Storm National Assembly (Photos) by slimtoney(m): 3:50pm On Dec 13, 2017
Please who is afraid of this bill?

If the NGOs have nothing to hide and they are carrying out humanitarian services as they claimed, why the desperation to stop it. We are are quick to throw the dirty spanners of religion into every laudable policies in this country. If Churches and Mosques that have registered as NGOs are afraid of making their accounts public, then whose interest are they serving. Pls who is afraid of this Bill?
RomanceRe: Stop Killing Our Men, Stop Giving Them Slow Poison. Pretty Ghanian Lady Advice. by slimtoney(m): 2:12pm On Nov 27, 2017
Reality
IslamRe: Is It A Must For A Muslim Wife To Wear Wedding Ring? by slimtoney(m): 12:31pm On Nov 07, 2017
May Allah forgive our shortcomings.During my wedding ceremony, the officiating man, has to ask if the ring we gave each other is for better for worse or that I shall not marry another wife. I simply responded that it is just an expression of love. So what about this action of ours, and our intention?
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Replies Pastor Adeboye’s Response To His Teachings On Tithing by slimtoney(m): 11:14am On Nov 07, 2017
Abudu2000:
Useless fraudsters called mogs ...first they will lure you by saying tithing is voluntarily then tell you afterwards that there is a curse attached all to frighten u into submitting. When we were growing up nothing like sow a seed, slowly these fraudsters tried to incorporate it into their billing methods.


They are quick to tag anyone against their fraudulent tactics as a devil meanwhile they ride in rolroyces and gwargons hile their member toil.... it's about time churchs and mosques start paying taxes so that the people's eyes will be clear. In 2017 some fools still fall for such cheap scams.

That's how a pastor stole a lady's car in the name of seed sowing, the lady became conscious after the hypnosis have been washed off.... nigerians are too gullible and that's the problem with us moving forward.
Please can you address the rot that has become of your so called churches and stop being a hypocrite by dragging mosques into this non-sense
RomanceRe: Help On How To Handle A Stubborn Fiancé by slimtoney(m): 3:47pm On Oct 18, 2017
u have to be more stubborn and do a perfect job of concealing how much u love her, if not u are in trouble. Show her love when u have to, Care for her when u have to and know when to be stern and stubborn when necessary. It is good u know her shortcomings now. Your target would be to put her in check and that u must do with total resolution. Do not allow her to know or predict correctly what u are capable of doing and do not ever assure her that spanking her is completely out of the options. I bet she would love u for real. She only need that man who can put her on track, When u know she is the one who has done wrong pls do not ever beg or call her. But if u are the one who has gone wrong, feel free to call, pet and apologise even if u have to go on ur kneels.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan & George Andreas Papandreou, Ex Prime Minister Of Greece Meet by slimtoney(m): 11:26am On Oct 06, 2017
An eye sore, remembering how pathetically corrupt his regime was. The flock of myopic praise singers gushing over a personality like this ogogoro sipping power miss road could only be liken to flies hovering over an unkempt sore on the head of a he goat.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Victor Ajisafe Arrested In Sierra Leone Over Hate Speech Against Islam by slimtoney(m): 11:04am On Oct 04, 2017
That is their trade mark. Causing problems and instigating violence everywhere. Menk pull crowds he can never gathered in his church and the next thing he wants to do is to castigate him and labelled his religion terror. Mischief makers with tongue as sharp as razors fomenting trouble they cannot handle when it comes down upon them.

Did the Sheikh attacked xtianity? Home and abroad they all behave the same way. Mischief makers!!!
IslamRe: Help A Sister In Islam, Not Financially by slimtoney(m): 11:36am On Oct 03, 2017
Stop being suspicious of him
Trust him.
Don't snoop around looking for faults. Stay away from his phone.
Discuss with him, if u think there is something he is not doing right call him a appropriate time and talk to him about it with humility. Running away should not be an option.
Forgive him sincerely, and free ur mind of all misgivings.
IslamRe: China Confiscates All Copies Of Quran: Declares It 'extremist Content" by slimtoney(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2017
Allah created this religion and he will protect it. If China is gathering the Qur'an for destruction, They fail to realise that the verses of the Qur'an resides in the heart of most Muslims.
IslamRe: Ruling On Celebrating ‘aashooraa’ Or Taking It As A Day Of Mourning by slimtoney(m): 10:08am On Sep 29, 2017
Thanks alot, may Allah guide and protect us. Jazakalahkhaira
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Pastor To Sack (fire) A Worker In The Church? by slimtoney(m): 4:36pm On Sep 28, 2017
Is it right for a CEO to fire an erring staff?
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Converted To Islam After 20yrs Of Being A Committed Christian by slimtoney(m): 3:16pm On Sep 27, 2017
Vanessa, no matter how hard u try to convince them, they will never take heed. It is only Allah who guides to the right path, those whom he wishes
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Converted To Islam After 20yrs Of Being A Committed Christian by slimtoney(m): 10:52am On Sep 27, 2017
GodsMopol:
So it was all a lie in quote, half story

you created the thread just about the time you claim you left Christianity

You never told us about the fact you were a widow

ooooooh,
Why have you resulted to cheap black mail. What gain is in it for you. How is her not telling u she was a widow has to do with this topic. All along she has put forth a superior argument, say something reasonable or stop being silly. It has become characteristic of people like u, that no sooner were they cornered over a religious discussion like this, they result to chasing shadows and trivialities just to save their face and their warped belief.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Converted To Islam After 20yrs Of Being A Committed Christian by slimtoney(m): 10:26am On Sep 27, 2017
vannessa7:
You know, I need to point out to you that my write up is not for everyone, there is someone out there who my experience will help, every deed of man is in plain sight of God who sees the innermost thoughts of every man, all your points don't apply to me because there is no principle I didn't follow, I believed whole heatedly and I never missed any tithe, I had to resign my job myself when a co worker went diabolical on me and nearly killed me, I prayed hard but no respite, anyway your life is different from mine and my experience is different from yours, when you said I should be able to experience the miracles of God in my life if God is using me for others, this shows you don't really have any experience in warfare, there are many men of God performing miracles yet have serious challenges, it took Pastor Olukoya of mfm 16years to have a child though he was praying for people and they were giving birth, I know pastors who are childless but they are dedicating other people children, as for attending programs in other churches, all gift are meant to perfect the saints, your pastor can only specialize in an area, and since pastors invite each other to their churches what is wrong in attending special programs in other churches, anyway all I know is I was blind now I can see, Islam enjoin us to believe all the prophets but serve God, so I still read the Bible because Quran said God sent it down, if you read carefully the words of Jesus you will see he pointed us to God, Apostle Paul is the one that made Jesus God and he never even walk with him when he was alive, go and focus on the message of Jesus himself
Vannessa, I can feel you to the marrows of my bone. I am moved to tears. You have been there, You have seen it all, so you can authoritatively and convincingly talk about the light now. My mum had similar experience. Today she is so dedicated to Islam. No matter how u explained to people who are still in that spot where you just left, they will never be convinced just like u used to be. Pls give thanks to ur Mother, for she is ur guiding angel. I love you for the sake of Allah, Congratulations.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Converted To Islam After 20yrs Of Being A Committed Christian by slimtoney(m): 10:06am On Sep 27, 2017
vannessa7:
Anyway I have since arrived at some derivative due to my experience of both religion, I have read the Bible through several times and I'm reading the Quran now in English version and I've been through it once and I'm reading it again, i was shocked to discover the Quran wrote about the Bible from beginning to end, it is like a commentary or verification of the Bible, however, I'm also surprised that through out the Quran God made it clear that serving others as partner to Him is not allowed, He said on the judgement day He will call Jesus and Mary mother of Jesus if they were the one that told people to worship them and they will say no and those worshipping them along with God will be thrown in hell, I now remember the 10 commandments where God state that we should not worship anything along with Him, not things in heaven, on earth or under the earth, I also thought of the Lords prayer given by Jesus to his disciples, He said we should pray to God in heaven, even all the miracle of Jesus he always attribute them to God, however the Holy Quran says any one who does not believe in any of the prophets will not make heaven including Prophet Mohammed(SAW).He said Jesus came through the word of God , be, sent to mary,
Allah love and chose you. He guides whom ever he will to the right path. Congratulations my sister.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Is Everywhere, Why Are The Muslims Bowing Facing Mecca by slimtoney(m): 9:58am On Sep 27, 2017
Would you want us to face everywhere?

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