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richarts: Slimyem.

am i making you short of words?

what is this blah?

millyville: Is it a good idea for a girl who has money to sponsor her marriage and also start up a family business

no,its not...except the man is handicapped in every way!

richarts: Enjoying it?... Just enjoying it?.

you want me to do more than enjoy it?

Idowuogbo: Attention dey shark u abi? Alritey! Do ya thing...

i didn't ask for it...but is there any crime in enjoying it?
Shift abeg!

Idowuogbo: Yeah! Reference me as ur Aunty from now onwards Lil man

Anyways.... Are u progressing? Or u guys still playing hide 'n' seek

madam.your services are not needed anymore...
Ti oko ati aya ba ti mo oju ara won tan,ki lo ye ki alarena se?
Oya,pack your load sharply...[quote author=190_@]Chews gum#


Slimyem show make we talk[/quote]yes?
How may i help you?

richarts: U are smart Slimyem. U are damn smart and a rooted thinker. Nt cos u got wat I meant bt cos u think same way I do...

We share similarities... Well I think.

now,you are just making my head swell...

richarts: OK...

MANY TIMES IN LIFE WE FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE DONE THIS WAY OR THAT WAY... THAT IT OUGHT TO BE LIKE THIS OR TO FOLLOW SUCH PARTICULAR TREND... NO!... THINGS ARE SIMPLY MEANT TO BE DONE... ACTION TAKEN, EXPECTATIONS HIGH BUT NOT TO BE LIMITED BY SUBTLE ROBBERS OF POSSIBILITIES IN TERMS OF: ''IT SHOULD BE LIKE THIS''.

Who understands or agrees with this?.

i do in a way...
I do not enjoy doing things the stereotypical/conventional way too...
I advocate doing thing as you like it...and as long as no one's getting hurt!
U've got a reply btw...

richarts: Why you?... You are simply fascinating... I find u interesting...

Pls kindly spare me dat question... Maybe a little slack wud do... I humbly dnt av an ansa to it.

You would agree with me that my sincerity, my honesty & my wishes speaks for itself.

you've got mail!

richarts: Hi Slimyem(f)

hi!
...you still haven't answered my question...

[quote author=12 inches!]Beef....post ur picture if it sure for u say u fine pass her...All these NL girls sef...Jealousy go kill u[/quote]

yosmen: jealousy girl.....go and turn evangelist

go die if wetin i talk pain you!

see as she white....
Fake woman..
Shioooor!

..to fufill all righteousness!

Joeblis: and what was the course?

why do you want to know?

richarts: Idowuogbo thanks so so much... Sometimes we find it difficult to digest into our understanding how nature works... It sometimes is beyond our comprehension. Interestingly a ''slim'' is my type.

What I have for Slimyem is beyond physical attributes... It transcends the threshold of spirituality. Its at the doorstep of my being... My entirety. She keeps me smiling only at seeing her name. I hold an imaginary her in my head... Not in terms of her physicality bt in terms of faith & possibilities.

Slimyem, damn!... U rock my world. Perhaps u should tell me im dreaming & put me out of my misery.

Cant leave my mail, cant leave my number... Cant ask u same. Bt I have an email dat I hardly check bt wud do so to know this things: ''ur person, dreams, wants, contact, personality, desires, what makes u tick, hobby, what makes u smile, cravings, vision, fb account, sexual preferences, age, location, descriptive you, ur kind of friends... Ur man, is that too many?... Ok, what u cant stand, ur philosophy & what completes u''. Ill reply wit same. Thanks. Plan2plan@ymail.com

Am I crazy?. Damn!. This might be true.

(well the people we met in real life sef where r dey today?)

wow!
This is interesting!
....makes me not know what to say...
...the 'behind the scene' option will be considered shortly.
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Answer this question first though....why me?

i studied a course i'm never gon use!

op.you wicked o..
Seriously?
Don't you want her to live life?
How come you are attracted to a 16 yr old sef?
Wetin dey worry you?
Are you sure you are not pedophillic by nature?
Haba!

nice thread...
I haven't been here too long to notice heated rivalries...
I do have ny own rivals though...
*i'll watch this one from the lines...*

a relationshp built on deceit and sustained by deciet??
Hell no!
If he knows the truth and chooses stay,fine!
....and if he chooses to leave,then goodluck!
No lying in a relationship i really want to save!

movicy: u may ask some lokoja girls,dnt tell me u r in love with me coz u can render me all those blah,i laugh wit spirit of okijah in hausa language

is this aramaic or hindi?

Idowuogbo: Lmao! If u hold am to tight she go break o! Na person wey dey weigh just 20 pounds u wan squeeze? She's fragile damn it!

@boneyemz

Sorry o! Am just doing my agent duties.

you have not being hired...you were only being considered...and given my analysis of you...you failed the recruitment!
so please pack your agent and agency opinions and swallow it!

richarts: Slimyem(f)... Tell me about u plsssss... I dnt even knw who to hire. Perhaps I shud be my own advocate.

Im all alone right now... On the bed... Having wishes of u around here... Fantasizing... Like we'v known eachother for ages... Cuddle up in a tight form just like a knuckle. Faithfully holding unto u like u'r all dat matters... The shivers in my body wont let me think straight, like it should happen so fast but then reality still dawns telling me to dream on.

being your own advocate is actually a nice idea...
Having wishes or fantasizing about me at this point is a bit creepy though...
What do you want to know...??

what is this blah?

...people wey nor get person wey dm love sef go claim reasons....

Shollypopz: I'm always confused when i see things like the below on Nairaland What girls do you surround yourselves with 4 Christ sake?! Like seriously who talks like this in real life?

See d yeye question sef??.........

sholly,i tire o...
These Nl guys makes me wonder if the girls around them are not the same we live in the world with.
Bad-mouthing and exaggerating just cuz they need to start a thread on Nl.
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Mister acid,yes,you can be loved without spending....if you know how to balance around other things...and have qualities that compensate for your 'not spending'
Just make sure its not obvious you are deliberately not spending and don't drag it on for too long.
Yes,such women exist....who'll love just just for who you arenot what you are!

op,those two bomboclarts you hired to help you cannot deliver nothing!
They are goons...and i don't entertain goons!
#true story#
find some posh and gentle ladies to do the job!

happy birthday!

The one thing that might save you is if she wants the same thing as you!
Even if i'd like to browse that option,i wouldn't welcome it thrown at my face by any man..
Good thing you expecting a slap though...
Chances are you'll get it or something almost equivalent!

[size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size]