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Science/TechnologyRe: Bluetooth Shoes: Footwear For The Blind by slimyem: 6:31pm On Jul 16, 2012
Ninilowo: see, this thing cant just work in Nigeria with our crazy drivers all around.. Imagine some1 wearing the stuff along LASU-IYANA IBA. Eh? abeg. Next topic.
did u read the article?
It says the shoe will be most useful in residential areas...!
Nice innnovation btw...
CelebritiesRe: Its Wizkid's 23rd Birthday, Say Happy Birthday To Him by slimyem: 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2012
[quote author=12 inches!]Happy bday to wizkid and hbd to me too smiley So wizkid is my bday mate...neva knew![/quote]means you are my birthday mate too...
RomanceRe: Have You Been Betrayed? by slimyem: 6:24am On Jul 16, 2012
yep!
Who hasn't??
RomanceRe: Ladies Would You Proceed With This Marriage Or Step by slimyem: 5:38pm On Jul 15, 2012
na to just use my bouquet slap am back across the face,throw it on the floor,gather my dress in my hands and run out...without looking back!tongue
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Besides,i don't think that was the guy's first time in this case...
It must have been going on in the relationship...and she chose to put up with it!
I can't imagine how hellish that marriage's gon be..
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 3:42pm On Jul 15, 2012
Imanuelle: Lock my thread?? Nope.
Instead the mods should hide offensive posts.
i'm not even seeing any offendsive post on this thread...
All i see is people being extremely truthful about their habits as weird as it sounds..
No worry jor!
Dm nor fit lock as else na protest straight!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Only: What Attributes Get U Smitten Over A Guy At 1st & then 2nd Sight by slimyem: 12:52pm On Jul 15, 2012
his clothes,his face, and his height!
RomanceRe: Doesnt Your Future Husband/wife Deserve The Best Parts? by slimyem: 10:02pm On Jul 14, 2012
story..story!
RomanceRe: A Thread For Bachelors by slimyem: 9:57pm On Jul 14, 2012
[quote author=O.D.B.]I have been married once (divorced the b!tch) and was close to getting hitched again last 2yrs but i changed my mind, so I guess am a pro and so will get MOD level here.

So... 'sup?[/quote]*wondering why she left you*
....because of your perversion maybe? huh
RomanceRe: How To Find MY Soul Mate. by slimyem: 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2012
bendazum: PLEASE DON'T GET ME WRONG COS PHYSICALLY I KNOW WHAT I WANT A TALL DARK AVERAGE SIZE PRETTY QUEEN LIKE BEYONCE.GOD FEARING, MATURE,HARDWORKING, WORKING CLASS,GRADUATE, VIRTUOUS LADY DESCRIBED IN PROVERB. SHE SHOULD BE NATURAL. FAITHFUL, TRUTHFUL ETC.
is this guy for real? huh
Smh!
RomanceRe: A Thread For Bachelors by slimyem: 5:43pm On Jul 14, 2012
vb0mb: seems u dnt have a guy.
feel free to assume/deduct whatever you like![quote author=Mynd_44]Just watch[/quote]okay nah....cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 5:35pm On Jul 14, 2012
Doofan: grin ;DI like to percieve my fart,smells good,I like to use my hair to take out meat or food frm my teeth than usin toothpick or floss,I remove catar frm my nose n stick on the wall or any thing close to me
.....and here comes another yucky!
RomanceRe: A Thread For Bachelors by slimyem: 5:25pm On Jul 14, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]yes nah. Seeing as this is about to become a female bashing thread[/quote]i hope it doesnt...
It would really be nice to know what's goes on in men's big confused heads...that's if they are gon be truthful though...
RomanceRe: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by slimyem(op): 5:22pm On Jul 14, 2012
shizzle11: 15- big lie
yes...
You are telling yourself a lie that those 15 points are lies!
tonguecheesy
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 5:13pm On Jul 14, 2012
swtchicgurl: i don't have a bad habit.
.....and that's a lie!
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 5:09pm On Jul 14, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]1. Watching I.D. channel and then thinking that someone is watching me through the window

2. Watching crime/investigation shows

3. Using the washer to sanitize my dishes after hand-washing lol

4. Eating past 12am

5. Looking through my closet, under my bed, and laundry room for potential rap ist and serial killer before I sleep

6. Locking my door and bathroom door before I shower

7. Asking "Why?" just to continue an already ended conversation. Even when I know the answer.

8. "Wow" when I'm shocked, happy, sad, curious, confused etc lol.

9. Saying "You're not serious" in a joking manner.

10. "Hmm hmm" when I don't believe or when I want to end the conversation.

11. "Oh I see" or "I suppose" when I really don't see the other person's point or when I still think I'm right but wants to end the conversation on a good note.

12. etc etc[/quote]all i see is a very paranoid person...no bad habits except for no. 4!
No. 7-12 are just pretentious conversational acts...and everybody does them...or at least i do them most of the time!
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by slimyem: 4:54pm On Jul 14, 2012
oyb: let me get this str8, because angeline jolie acted in a role in a movie for people over 15 years of age, she cannot ban her children (who are not adults) from listening to music with explicit content?
i follow wonder o!
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 4:25pm On Jul 14, 2012
chinedumo: [size=13pt]Those navels do give sweet sensations[/size]
oh yeah...
You don't have to tell me about it...cheesy
RomanceRe: A Thread For Bachelors by slimyem: 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2012
can spinsters peep?? huh tongue
CrimeRe: SUG Pres. Of FUTA, Adeyemi & Sch. of Midwifery Involved In An Accident by slimyem: 3:32pm On Jul 14, 2012
i heard it this morning...
So true and sad...
...and some id1ots are going to start playing polirics with it soon..
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 3:08pm On Jul 14, 2012
Les: If i didn't eat from the pot o, Throwing plates deep under d bed after eating if i don't wanna wash it! And i don't like it when ladies claim to do man's stuff!
hehe!
I dey do am pass you guy..esp when i eat in the middle of the night....but i get to remove it the next morning sha...
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 2:56pm On Jul 14, 2012
akereconfi: I love wearing my sister'z panties, am d only BOY in a house of 6 girls....I do steal their new bra n pnaties tu ma room n wear them

Ah taya for maself o
weird fetish...
Transvestite eh? tonguetongue
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem: 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2012
[quote author=Baba_Eleko]Me I love eating spoilt almost rotten Eba wih the moist on it. I just use my hand to turn and mix it together. It's so delicious with hot ogunfe soup.[/quote]eeew!
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by slimyem:
my sitting position is terrible...
...and if i'm in skirts or gowns,you get to see all...
Yeah...its bad and i know!
..then i love fiddling with my navel under my cloth...and i get carried away anywhere and everywhere...even at work!
...and i can eat anything in the middle of the night...from snacks to beverages to solids...cheesycheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by slimyem: 1:54pm On Jul 14, 2012
abeg,which one be cotton sports o?
RomanceRe: Can You Do Anything For The One You Truely Love? by slimyem: 1:39pm On Jul 14, 2012
[quote author=Natasha,,]ha slimyem don't you just love thinking what I'm thinking? angry cheesy you always beat me to it. @post she has said it all, your focus should be on helping someone in need, that way even if she doesn't give you the response you want at the end of the day, what you've done will still be worthwhile.[/quote]oh well...
What can i say.....? cheesytongue
RomanceRe: Can You Do Anything For The One You Truely Love? by slimyem: 9:03am On Jul 14, 2012
you are not too fast...
That you love her or not shouldn't be the issue here...
The point is you are reaching out to someone in need...you are doing good and that's okay!
Would i do anything for someone i love?
Maybe?
Maybe not!
Anything is too subjective to give a direct answer to!
Do what you have to do cuz this sounds like the right thing.
RomanceRe: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by slimyem(op): 8:53am On Jul 14, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Keep laughing[/quote]why the thing dey hot u for body nah...?? huh
FashionRe: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by slimyem: 7:22am On Jul 14, 2012
SimonAndal: _
What were you looking for? An outright "raw" presentation? I like my tease, thank you very much.
show me the real thing or go away jor....tonguetongue
FashionRe: Tight Jeans Are Bad For Guys' Testicles - TV Doctor by slimyem: 12:14am On Jul 14, 2012
SimonAndal: _
Here it is. Use it well. Don't let your signifiant other catch you looking at my junk. cool
i nor see anything jor...
The picture be like optical illusion...cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Requesting For Friend On Those They Do Note Date by slimyem: 12:08am On Jul 14, 2012
Caracta: Checking OP's profile and posts, i don't think he needs to modify. Case dismissed!
op's previous posts are classically hilarious..
Dang!cheesycheesy

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