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RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 6:49pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: i cannot argue what i don't know.
whatever you say shall be taken as the gospel truth! grin
....well MY coochie is not up for public discussion!
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 6:37pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: exactly!
the bad ones outnumber the clean ones.
slimyem, which is yours?
.....if i told you its the clean thing,wouldnt you argue it?
If i told you its one of the bad ones,wouldnt you just agree it is?
Point is what i tell you doesnt matter...
Would only matter to one who gets there...
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On A Person! by slimyem: 6:31pm On Apr 27, 2012
lastcenter: Thats me on the altar. Nothing special. Well she's a Tv hostess. How do you write a professional love letter to *faints*. I'm not kidding, not settled yet but i was told when they are like this it is best they stay away from men. cheesy. It's

Eku Edewor... cheesy
WTF is this blah?
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 6:19pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: it would surprise you that tens of millions of naija chics under 25 with the same flappy bacterial coochie. grin cheesy
...and thousands of naija under 25 chics with clean( physically and microscopically) coochies!
RomanceRe: In This Modern Age Is It Wise 4 One To Love With One's Whole Heart. by slimyem: 6:12pm On Apr 27, 2012
pinkstar: @slimyem,Blah is it another English word......i need reasonable counsel,pls........
Blah is synonymous to balderdash,rubbish,offscouring...and that's what your initial post is about.BLAH!
RomanceRe: In This Modern Age Is It Wise 4 One To Love With One's Whole Heart. by slimyem: 6:06pm On Apr 27, 2012
Ijogz K: Slimyem is an Eediot naaw undecided
and you are a mad raving Bast-ard!
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 5:51pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: i dig platinum and my new spouse is a 80-yr old american granny. cheesy



partly or completely?
since naija babes have fully embraced western culture, what's left for the naija guys to do?
coogar: i dig platinum and my new spouse is a 80-yr old american granny. cheesy
you been hitting some really messed up flappy spirogyrical coochie..huh?
Pity!
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 4:32pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: well, naija boys have seen the light. the average nigerian babe has nothing to offer nigerian men
90% of you naija women have now embraced the western culture - you no longer cook, wash and iron for the naija dudes.

these are the things that used to prevent an average naija boy from marrying foreign women.
so why would any naija boy want to marry a naija babe? wetin una get to offer him?

the foreign chic also provides an opportunity for a naija man to get out of the hell-hole called nigeria(an incentive most naija babes cannot offer)
so what's the point in staying with a naija chic?
coogar,are you one of the gold-digging men?cheesy
i promise i'll tell no one!cheesy
RomanceRe: Messages Found My Wife Had Writen When We Were Sorting Out Our Wedding by slimyem: 2:34pm On Apr 27, 2012
2buff: Muhahahaha oh my.
OP Sorry but you have already fawked up. You have already began that initially subtle journey to cuckoldery.

Did I just read you write "...she was offended that..."?. undecided
Bro, She doesn't have A THING to be offended about.
YOU should be the one offended for finding out that YOUR FIANCE, while you were in a relationship with her, was busy writing love letters to OTHER MEN!
She should be fawking BEGGING! Yet you've allowed her to still have the ovaries to be "getting offended".
You need to make this as big a deal as you need to to make her understand that you are not a b[i]i[/i]tch. Call the darn wedding off if you have to!

As it is you have wasted too much time already. That should have been your trigger response to that sh[i]i[/i]t.
WTF is wrong with men today?!!!! angry angry angry
this thread is almost two fckking years old!
Calm down!cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Your Preference: Bed Or Kitchen?? Ladies Your Preference :bed Or Bank?? by slimyem: 2:28pm On Apr 27, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]Dodoyo, you sound like a sheep. I said you dropped out of nursery school and I was right. You can't even construct two good sentences without tabon. Go and drink your menstrual blood so you can get fat and cover the bone wey dey your yansh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. At least if food no dey, man must survive abi? Chest na bone, nyansh na bone, haba! Wetin come remain to touch na? Tomorrow if them say make girls raise their hand she too go join embarassed. tufiakwa! angry angry angry angry angry[/quote]kevinidiot,all you have above is still undisputable BLAH!
keep crying and typing epistles that do not make any sense!
I nor send you!
Arindin!
RomanceRe: Guys Your Preference: Bed Or Kitchen?? Ladies Your Preference :bed Or Bank?? by slimyem: 2:11pm On Apr 27, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]dodoyo, for your mind abi? PhD ko, nursery school truancy certificate ni. With all the bone wey full your body and nyansh. mschew undecided undecided undecided undecided

naija girls no dey disappoint. Poverty stricken females are always all about money anyway. Where I am the girls no care whether you get car or you dey enter bus. Darn! I see homeless folks even with girls on their arms shocked What they ask you when you tell them 'i like you' is 'will you treat me right?'. But naija babe own go be 'will you buy me blackberry?'. Chai, poverty e no go better for you ooooooo grin grin grin grin[/quote]WTF is this Blah?
Did someone cut your balls off and served it to you as mincemeat?
Ode oshi!
RomanceRe: Guys Your Preference: Bed Or Kitchen?? Ladies Your Preference :bed Or Bank?? by slimyem: 2:08pm On Apr 27, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I can imagine. . . cheesy[/color]
....knock yourself over while at it...tonguetonguetongue
RomanceRe: In This Modern Age Is It Wise 4 One To Love With One's Whole Heart. by slimyem: 1:59pm On Apr 27, 2012
pinkstar: Today many marriages that married for Love are regretting their marriage and been married,caused by infidelity & other factors,especially,the high rate of infidelity in married men to women.Most spouse(s),have lost their life,in the fight & believe of Love and Trust.I believe so much in Love,for God is not only Love but in him to obtain True-Love.......But it is a thing of the heart and head....love and trust is all God's grace,that is sufficient & will be sufficient in homes.
what manner of BLAH is this?cheesy
RomanceRe: She Is Scared Of Marraige by slimyem: 1:56pm On Apr 27, 2012
outline: She wants to marry a nerd because shes scared of cheating husbands, and as a matter of fact she thinks; no man is faithful anymore!
and who told her nerds don't cheat?
Make she dey dere dey dull!
RomanceRe: Guys Your Preference: Bed Or Kitchen?? Ladies Your Preference :bed Or Bank?? by slimyem: 1:53pm On Apr 27, 2012
bank it has to be!
My Phd. In Bedmatics will make up for us both!cheesy
FoodRe: Drop Nutritious Breakfast Ideas Here. by slimyem(op): 6:15pm On Apr 26, 2012
Denizsmart: I think a wel pounded fufu (akpu) wit a delicious Ogbono or Egusi soup is a nice bet 4 a nutritious breakfast...:-D
shockedshocked

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