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RomanceRe: This Are How To Make A Girl To Like You by slimyem: 8:42am On May 02, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You can "do u" and still suck. What if a man is naturally unkept? What if he's naturally irresponsible? What if he's naturally dishonest?[/quote].....on the long run,somebody will like him just the way he is!
RomanceRe: After Split Revenge. What's Take? by slimyem: 7:27am On May 02, 2012
...wicked but nice and well-deserved!
Hehehe!
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Attend An Ex's Wedding? by slimyem: 9:59pm On May 01, 2012
i aint attending no ex's wedding for anything in the world!
Na your choice abeg!
If you'll feel comfortable while there,fine!
If you'll not,you know what to do!
Stay away!
RomanceRe: How Will I Ever Survive This? by slimyem: 9:07pm On May 01, 2012
Fulaman198: You sound a bit sexist. Please don't categorize us all in one category. Every man is different. No two men are the same. Women tend to pursue the wrong men (see I can say that too).
not sexist!
I'm only identifying with the op in this case!
We all have reasons for the things we say and the judgements we make of people...
I wish i dont have to put all men in the same category but everyday that passes is a cementation of the 'all men are the same' phrase. And its not a one-sided thig,men too are quick to identify with the 'all women are the same' phrase
Sorry,but that's my opinion until proven otherwise!
Sad!
RomanceRe: How Will I Ever Survive This? by slimyem: 8:53pm On May 01, 2012
Hmmmn....
...the things women go thru in the hands of these arseholes called MEN..
Op,pele jare!
No man is worth all your tears and pain..
You get over it IN TIME!
RomanceRe: Does Relationship Break-ups Hit Men Harder Than Women by slimyem: 8:04pm On May 01, 2012
break-ups could hit any gender harder than the other depending on a lot of factors like....who loved more,who was more devoted...and blah blah!
Its no gender thing!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Do This? by slimyem: 7:54pm On May 01, 2012
Amya: @killz, the way you blab sometimes is becoming really offensive. You think you know so much, while in reality you know so little.

There's a reason women are called the weaker sex, and it's got nothing to do entirely with physical strenght. Women unlike men are ruled my the heart and not by the head. That makes them more emotional than logical. That's just part of their biological make-up. They tend to fall in love so easily. It doesn't make them foolish. They tend to put their whole heart into a relationship and believe men are sincere as they are. It doesn't make them less of a person. Unfortunately, some guys take advantage of the vulnerability of womenfolks and break the heart of these women. They shouldn't be mocked and insulted, rather they should be sympathized with. It's not their fault they are like this. This is why a woman whose heart's been broken many times, may still broken till they find that exception in the menfolks.

For all selfrighteous females who think sex is the do all and be all, Your heart can still be broken whether or not sex is involved.



P.S I enjoy sex for what it is, I don't see it as a prize for a deserving male. Sexual attraction and emotional feelings are two different ballgame altogether
For women too.
true and nicely put together!
EducationRe: A Thread For Unilag Post-graduate Aspirants by slimyem(op): 6:29am On May 01, 2012
na wa o....
Unilag post-graduate aspirants nor dey on top this forum again?
RomanceRe: Does His Girlfriend Really Love Him? by slimyem: 2:34pm On Apr 30, 2012
lefulefu: One of my pally wey dey date one fine igbo girl wey im meet for one beer palour for onitsha is curerently worrying wether im babe really love am as he love her.Ever since he meet dis babe na so my pally dey spend all the spendable on her.From wetin my pally tell me he buy this babe one expensive blackberry phone and ever since na im dey subscribe the BB for the babe monthly.Also two months ago na dis my pally take all the financial load for dis babe papa for im birthday and anything dem be ask he just give dem without complaining.To really show im deep love for dis babe na so my pally rent one expensive bungalow for one residential area for dis babe and he also dey make sure dat the babe account is always filled with money.Wetin my pally no fit understand be say upon all these things wey he dey do for dis babe she no just dey appreciate and she no even dey show am love.he say anything he visit her for house na so she go just squeeze face and sometimes he go see her with different men and anytime he ask her wetin she dey do with those guys na so she go just shout for im head and start to dey quarrel.In some cases she go say the guys wey dey visit her na her brothers and her cousins .Most cases he say dis babe small thing go just dey make her vex and in the presence of of im friends she go dey call am mumu.my pally say he don tire for dis babe behaviour and he sef don dey wonder wether no be the money wey he dey give her na im she really like.My pally need una help ooooo huh
FAKE STORY!
Nairaland GeneralRe: When I Was 17. . . by slimyem: 2:21pm On Apr 30, 2012
when i was 17....lots and lots of things happened that if i start telling,i wont stop!tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do British Girls Have Bad Teeth?? by slimyem: 1:14pm On Apr 30, 2012
bittyend: Britain has to be the country with people, with the worst teeth ever known to mankind. grin

I'm a Briton, but them gash there have jacked up, decayed, and messed up teeth.. Sometimes you wonder what happened to all the dentists in the country..

I've beat so many girls down here, but I can count the number of girls I've kissed on one hand. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
so wetin you wan make we con do for you now?
EducationA Thread For Unilag Post-graduate Aspirants by slimyem(op):
Heard the form is out.
Please share whatever you know about the processing and processes here....
RomanceRe: Now I'm Rich And I Need A BAD Naija Chick by slimyem: 7:54pm On Apr 29, 2012
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: The Next Nigga That Approaches Me When Am Studying!!!! by slimyem: 3:18pm On Apr 29, 2012
acidtalk: I never do the parent thingy. But since you have brought it up then let the GAME BEGIN.

Less I forgot, I heard borth your gay*got father and bit*chy mother both had to donate both their brains for you to be sane. Both so pathetic you moth*erfuc*king lunatic son of a gay and a who*re isn't anywhere near close to being wise.


You just started what you can't continue trust me.
see as you prepare like say na better yabis you dey bring come...
You just scatter everything so tey e no fit pric.k apple talkless human being!
Smh!
RomanceRe: Baby Mommas And Marriage, Love, Relationship by slimyem: 2:45pm On Apr 29, 2012
Flashaldrin: Wait o, i cnt believe some of the names i'm seeing there, funmi iyanda for p-square? Whiz-kid?? Someone please verify those names!
Funmi Iyanda----psquare ke?
I thought Funmi Iyanda was---- Segun Odegbami nah...
RomanceRe: Which curves would you go for? Toolz Or Mercy Johnson? by slimyem: 9:57am On Apr 29, 2012
shymmex: Bytch, stop following me everywhere.
idi-ot,stop telling fake stories!
RomanceRe: All Dis Naija Bitches by slimyem: 9:52am On Apr 29, 2012
ebamma: naija gurls are bitches, na so them dey do make up like witches,and open their legs for us so that the can steal our riches,and when when u go broke,the run away and leave us in stitches.
what manner of Nonsense is this?
RomanceRe: Help! He is Quick Tempered. by slimyem: 7:46am On Apr 29, 2012
change a grown man?
Impossible!
If she can live with him the way he is...and pray for change over time,fine!
If she can't make she waka!
She CANNOT change him!
RomanceRe: Which curves would you go for? Toolz Or Mercy Johnson? by slimyem: 10:16pm On Apr 28, 2012
shymmex: Toolz is my distant cousin.. cheesy cheesy cheesy

The onirus are part of the riverine Ijebu dynasty - we own Ikorodu, Epe, Ibeju Lekki, and Victoria Island. cool
who ask you history?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Nansense!
RomanceRe: Will You Invite Your Ex To Ur Wedding Ceremony? by slimyem: 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2012
NO!
If any ex shows up sha,no problem as long as his intentions are honourable!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Awkward Moment(s) by slimyem: 9:11pm On Apr 28, 2012
this awkward bullshit has been going round and round the internet for months that i cant but wonder if this is a refuse dump!tongue
RomanceRe: The Next Nigga That Approaches Me When Am Studying!!!! by slimyem: 6:56pm On Apr 28, 2012
smh!
RomanceRe: I'm In A Dilemma Over Two Women by slimyem: 8:50pm On Apr 27, 2012
...this story ehn.....e get as e be!
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 8:35pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: still waiting for the answer, madam slimyem!
i gave you already mister!cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 8:14pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: who is folly?
are you high on pubic hair?
why are u still asking?
She is most defo!
No stories!cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 7:37pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: idowu licks labia?
no wonder her mouth runs like the public tap @ ojuelegba bridge!
yeah.
She does!
Baterial infected ones are her specialty!cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Men Now The Gold Diggers? by slimyem: 7:25pm On Apr 27, 2012
coogar: no one is paying attention, my friend.
tell me what you possess quickly so this issue can be binned asap.
no one's paying attention?
Really?
Wait,i dey come!
Idowuogbo: Slimmy-yemz and her infected kpecus grin
oh!
You remember it from the last time you licked and lapped it up like you had diabetes and it had insulin in it huh?cheesy
Nice!
RomanceRe: Do You Think You're Good Looking?" by slimyem: 6:53pm On Apr 27, 2012
Ijogz K: Good looking is an understatement, not only am i good looking, am tall, dark, and av gatz the right stature... Mildly built without looking like a Johnny Bravo, I get the attention of the opposite sex at will and to crown it all am interesting and funny.. Baba God noni!!!...: Hey no 1 asked me all dose question:







Bossy Like!!! wink
tell it to the birds!
Like say we never see you finish!
Mtcccheeeeeeeew

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