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RomanceRe: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by slimyem: 9:58pm On May 05, 2012
shockedshockedshockedshocked
Jokes EtcRe: Interesting Story You Must Read! by slimyem: 9:57pm On May 05, 2012
DailyNews: Note: This is curbed from somewhere, Its not my work pls. Thanks.

Title of story: Who's Job Is It

This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, & Nobody.
There was an important job to be done, and everybody was sure somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody would do it. It ended up that everybody blamed somebody, when nobody did what anybody could have done....lolz!!!
what brand of Nonsense is this?cheesy
huh?cheesy
RomanceRe: Still Love Her But Can't Date Her :( by slimyem: 9:55pm On May 05, 2012
if you know you are not ready to fix the things that weren't right the first time or make compromises needed in a relationship,then don't ask her back!
You'll only be wasting more of her time and planning for another future heartbreak!
RomanceRe: I Missed Her Wedding, So What? by slimyem: 9:50pm On May 05, 2012
Flashaldrin: aight, but you aint gonn be sexkillz though cheesy tongue
i aint trying to be nobody but ME mister!
Stop banging your head unnecessarily!
RomanceRe: I Missed Her Wedding, So What? by slimyem: 9:37pm On May 05, 2012
Flashaldrin: yep she was once quite and reasonable and i respected er for it, now she's just one of'em attention seeking mofos. Guess the sexkillz popularity ish got to her.
attention seeking and popularity?cheesy
seriously?
Your new brand is impressive!
I say things as they come to me and not cuz of what anyone here would think cuz I DONT CARE!
Get off my back already!
Ugh!
RomanceRe: I Missed Her Wedding, So What? by slimyem: 9:34pm On May 05, 2012
Flashaldrin: stop sounding razz, you aint.
Just gave you a piece of my mind, do what you would with it, no need resorting to low-life motor park ranting, makes a woman less respectable.
who needs some bullshitty online respect especially yours?
Huh?
How is that supposed to affect my life?
My friend,go find one place lie down your head and stop chatting shitz abeg!
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: I Missed Her Wedding, So What? by slimyem: 9:22pm On May 05, 2012
190:
Same tin i noticed here -
The once quiet Illama b[i]e[/i]ast, is now forming titan on N
tins girls would do these days just to have S[i]e[/i]xkillz co[i]r[/i]k inbetween their legs

smh
PSYCHO BABBLES!
RomanceRe: I Missed Her Wedding, So What? by slimyem: 9:20pm On May 05, 2012
Flashaldrin: you're trying too hard to be sexkillz, stop antagonizing every thread you come across.
trying too hard to be who?
Are you on a new breed of weed?
What do you know about antagonizing?
My friend,mind your fccking business or ROLL OVER if whatever i say on here doesnt make you cool!
I nor dey look face!
RomanceRe: Guys Can u Take Care Of Yr Girlfriend(financially) Without Being Intimate(se-x)? by slimyem: 9:11pm On May 05, 2012
Blackteeth: You want an answer? Ok. I dont give ladies anything in my relationships and I expect nothing from them either.
The only thing I give and want to receive is LOVE.
nice!
I hope this is in truth though...
And btw,LOVE is just a mother-word encompassing a lot of other things!
RomanceRe: Sex Or Material Gift- Which Is More Perfect For A Birthday Gift? by slimyem: 9:05pm On May 05, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]The idea of sex as a gift is quite laughable. . . So havin[i]g[/i] sex with your wife daily for instance is a gift?
It's quite unbelievable + sad that people are still dumb + Ignorant in matters regarding sex. If you want to h[i]a[/i]ve sex, hav[i]e[/i] sex. If you want to give a gift, give a gift, or if you want to give a gift + hav[i]e[/i] sex, go ahead. But saying sex = gift is so dumb that even the dumbest person alive is shaking his head. . .
[/color][/quote]+1000
RomanceRe: I Missed Her Wedding, So What? by slimyem: 8:56pm On May 05, 2012
[quote author=n.oxide]what's the big deal if you miss a friend's wedding?

I don't really like formal occasions, so I didn't attend. she's just a colleague, now she no longer chats with me like before. the wedding was last week.

are weddings that important. . . sigh[/quote]and is that supposed to call for a thread?
Huh?
RomanceRe: (picture) WOMAN Gets Married To Herself by slimyem: 8:45pm On May 05, 2012
pc guru: i've been waiting to say this *during the honeymoon she can go f.uck herself* (wordplay 5) cool
before nko?
cheesy
@op,dis is so abnormal but na she sabi what suits her jor!
RomanceRe: Does What You Read Here Affects You In Any Way? Mine Does by slimyem:
mykejones: Lol. Some do. The "Religious section" gets to me more,that's why i stopped opening any thread that originates from there. Very very crazy forum..lol
that section gets to me too and makes me question a lot of things.
I try as much as i can to stay away from there!
Romance section-not so much...its all for the fun of it!
RomanceRe: Guys Can u Take Care Of Yr Girlfriend(financially) Without Being Intimate(se-x)? by slimyem: 8:08pm On May 05, 2012
Blackteeth: I hate it when girls sound like guys are the only ones who need sex and is given as a favour from ladies.
I also hate when girls believe that a guy must always take care of them by settling their finacial needs.
you still havent answered the question posed...
RomanceRe: How Will I Ever Survive This? by slimyem: 9:44am On May 05, 2012
dj5naira: Ill-logic mind vs Slimyem; An advice from an old buddy; End the fight; Stop the wars; Promote peace; Earn Nobel prize laurels; If you both tired to stop, RIP ; )
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 9:34pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: you dey vex? you never start.
tommorow when you wake up and muster the courage to affront your mirror, you'll still see a fat, ugly, lonely, hopeless, muguress.
psycho babbles!
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Ever Go Out Without Her Hand Bag? by slimyem: 8:12pm On May 04, 2012
Ozegbe: I know as a guy we can just put small few cash in our back pocket and off we go, but am wondering if ladies can do same, because their make up is part of them. Why am asking is because you can see guys chilling out without any hassle, but i have'nt seen a lady yet free of her hand bag.
a lady's handbag is part of her dressing!
Now,how is it your headache?
RomanceRe: Can I Talk My Ish Again? by slimyem: 8:09pm On May 04, 2012
op,...so how may we really help you out?
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 7:02pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: my brain is hurting trying to make sense of the words coming from your keyboard.
you really are a man repellent.
loneliness will kill you, i swear.
your middle finger is your best friend. use it well.
you can make sense of it because your brain has melted into a puddle of mucus trickling down your nose.
And yes,i repel wimps like you!
Its no news!
Ode!
RomanceRe: Coldfeet Or What Is It Really? by slimyem(op): 6:56pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: You still haven't understood what is happening to you.
You repel men.
its not new that you speak Nonsense always!
Roll over!cheesy
RomanceRe: Coldfeet Or What Is It Really? by slimyem(op): 6:04pm On May 04, 2012
SAFO: You have the rest of your life to be all over your own girl. Let the man enjoy himself before he gets shackled in chains.
enjoy himself?
At the last minute?
While saying sweet nothings to the 'some other girl'?
Really?
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 6:00pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: I am sure you love yourself because you have no other choice. It's either that or rat poison because nobody else would love you.
You spend your days on nl romance section dreaming of men and trying to ensnare one but it's not working.
You must pay to be fuckd. Frustrated sweaty fat coconut brain. Keep looking for other women's men to snatch.
jeez!
Are you this sick?
I thought it was mild...
I didnt know you had started eating wet wood...
Na wa o..
I spend my days on NL Romance section..how would you know if you werent here all day urself?
Hia!
You need help!
Asiwin oshi!
Pue!cheesy
RomanceRe: delete thread!!! by slimyem: 5:54pm On May 04, 2012
Dondavsonlt: It's ok...
I was only trying to share something that caught most peoples attention on a facebook wall!
But unfortunately, Nairaland is not a place where people comment to threads in a matured manner. Savages everywhere.. People who lack sense of humor and reasoning.. People who are probably below age 18.

@Mod(Jaybee or Killz), Feel free to Delete this stupid thread.. It's probably not worth it..
Thanks All.
that nonsense caught people's attention?
Who are the people's?
Dummies?
Smh!
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 5:44pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: because if you could see yourself, you would hug a transformer.
seen myself a million times more than you'd ever see yourself in your life time!
And you know what?
I love myself!
You go jump in a well instead!
Okuugbe!
RomanceColdfeet Or What Is It Really? by slimyem(op): 5:40pm On May 04, 2012
this is about 'about to marry men'.
I mean you've got your wedding in a few weeks or days time and you are out all over some girl when you should be in your best spirits and all over your own girl!
I dont get it cuz i have had more than one experience with guys like this..
....and dont go saying they want the coochie..gimme another reason for these pre-wedding 'chyking'..
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 5:23pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: still talking to a sissy.
you don't have a mirror? no wonder.
no wonder what?
Cat got your tongue?cheesy
bozo!
Nice slapping you around!
Cheers!
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 5:12pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: you are talking to a sissy.
look in the mirror and go hug a transformer
what mirror?
Which transformer?
Pls describe...
Fccking wimp!
RomanceRe: delete thread!!! by slimyem: 5:10pm On May 04, 2012
what manner of Nonsense is this?
RomanceRe: Before Wedding Parties, Didn't Know Ladies Too Could Be This Wild!! by slimyem: 4:56pm On May 04, 2012
what is the moral lesson of this story?
Huh?
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by slimyem: 4:52pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: i am important enough for you to respond to me.
societal reject
you are such a sissy!
Ugh!
RomanceRe: How Will I Ever Survive This? by slimyem: 4:50pm On May 04, 2012
Logic Mind: So you want me to shut up when I see an open display of foolishness by nigerian "ladies" on the internet? You want me to "handle it offline" so as to show how manly I am not to banter words with ladies. Look at the state of your so called real proud nigerian men that do not banter words with ladies. Look at what you have turned them into.

If calling you lot out on your stupiddities make me a fool, so be it. But I won't stop showing your foolishness no matter how it hurts. The world has changed. It is no longer "leave us women alone and treat us like fragile tumblers". You all need to grow up, grow strong and take responsibilities instead of crying all the time: "oh, see what this man did to me, eyaah, see what that man did to her."

So shut up if you can't handle me. FatYam.
stop crying!
If the op had come on here to say she didnt help the guy when he needed money or that he never took care of her needs when she asked or some bullshit thing you NL guys like to capitalise on when you need to put women down,you'll still be crying FOUL!
Talk about double standards!
For once,pls think clearly,process your thoughts sensibly before hitting your keypads when bothering around issues like this!
...and yes,i am FAT!
Does that make you less than a FOOL?
Hell No!
Swallow yourself abeg!
You aint making no sense!

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