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[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Helloooooo if i don't love you, i won't propose a relationship. The only difference is that i may not tell you "i love you", but that does not mean i don't love you! [/color][/quote]then speak for yourself bro!
YOU love first before proposing a relationship-fine!
But some people actually LIKE,PROPOSE then LOVE in the course of the relationship!

here is a psychiatric doctor in the house!
Chimpanzee,drop your pants,lemme examine you!

ZUBY77: There is no way to overcome the fear. You just have to live with it. The next option is to start looking for another guy while at the same time, keep reminding the faraway guy that you are not comfortable with being a thousand miles away from him. Everything will naturally fall in place. Failure to take my advice will lead to your tears at last.

imagine this one asking her to start looking for another guy....
What kind of advice is that?
Not to even mention you guys will be the firdt to call her a slut if the guy finds out.
Nonsense!
Op,take all of the above advice EXCEPT this bullshit above!

sees chimpanzee trying to murder yoriyori...picks the nearby flowervase and hit him hard on his head!
Opens wardrobe for Goldie to say her boy-toy..and walks out!

Yorisb:



Slapping

kicking!

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]If i love you, do i necessarily need to tell you "I love you" before i know i do?[/color][/quote]no,you don't have to but saying 'its love that propels you to propose a relatinship' is worth smhing at!
Doesnt make sense!

toygod2: ll these kain story...
I don hear am tire!
Dm don use am do Nollywood movie sef..
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
KK, NOLLYWOOD CUSTOMER,we don hear u, so wot lessons av u learnt from dem. Mstchwwww,i av watchd dis ,av watchd dat. Beta dey tink abt em,no jst sitdown dey luk T.V like kg student....reason abt em, nt until it happens to u. Gbam

what's all this blah?
Abeg go lick stew jor!
Nonsense!

acidtalk: POSTER, You are the cause.
You are just too stingy
how many times you dey buy your girl friend food in a day?


Now thia is her new time table for food.

Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner

MONDAY - KFC - OLAIYA - CALABAR KITCHEN
TUESDAY - TANTALIZERS - AMALA SHITTA - SWEET SENSATION
WEDNESDAY - CHICKEN REPUBLIC - GHANA HIGH - NANDOZ
THURSDAY - TFC - WHITE HOUSE - MR BIGGS
FRIDAY - DEBONAIRE PIZZA - AFIZ KITCHEN - MEGGA PLAZA SUYA
SATURDAY - CHOCOLATE ROYALE- CHINESE MARQUEE - DOUBLE 4
SUNDAY - MARIO'S PIZZA - BUFFET AT EKO HOTEL - BISHOP'S COTTAGE
-



IF you cant afford this then na GOD GO PURNISH YOU

lmao!

hawtin: please stop flattering your ugly self. why are u always making a big deal out of your threads. you would create a thread, tell members your threads are the best, ask them if they like it, or request that it should make frontpage. You are the only op that opens a thread, seeks praise from members and gives herself self praise all the time. There was a time we were bombarded with your virgin threads as if we can open your legs and confirm you are one, I wont be surprised the well you call a virgin hole. It only shows you are a classless ugly insecure low life in real life. Just like u bragged about having a rich father or so...who gives a damn about that. A lot of members are self sufficient too but dont blow their horns, other members come here to catch fun. Don't mistake my catching trips and humoring members for uselessness because in real life, I bet I am way better than you in looks, brains, qualifications everything. So how about you go fu~ck yourself it is about time, you need a good fu~ck always opening threads every hour for attention since men aint looking your way in real life. One advantage of nl is that ape like deformed poor misinformed dullards can parade themselves as important personalities, reason being its a faceless forum.

Faints!

if she fat,u go cry say she fat!
Now,she slim,you still dey cry say she slim!
All these Crying men around sef...smh!
Go market..go dey find the drug...
Nonsense!

all these kain story...
I don hear am tire!
Dm don use am do Nollywood movie sef..
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

bennyraz: @OP. Ladies and money are inseperable. It seems like you bleeped her overnight at the hotel before the wedding. Kai, u sef na sege daboroba! Eating what is not yours? If you see and you know all the things women do before they get married, you just feel sorry for the husband to be. The other day i chatting with my friends and i was advocating that i would never marry a dis-virgined girl. They laughed at me because they knew i was requesting for what is 90% impossible. Yes, i know. But how do you want someone of my status to marry another man's chewing stick? M'banu. It's suicidal. You get it right? How many d1cks have been down there? Those are part of the reasons are aint in a relationship. And i don't think how would be in one soonest. When you can get the milk at affordable price, why bother about the cow?

typical!
You want to marry a virgin eh?
Are you one yourself?
How many girls have you slept with?
How many times did you sleep with them?
Hypocrite!
You will NEVER find a virgin to marry..NEVER!
I swear by my keypad!

Men carry the day always!
Under the excuse that 'women are moved by what they hear'!
Nonsense!

maclatunji: Laila Ikeji is a copycat wannabe Linda Ikeji. Sorry #Sweetheart, it is the truth.

maclatunji: Where is Linda to come and defend herself? What is that her Nairaland handle again?

Koolking: Laila Ikeji

Linda Ikeji and Laila Ikeji are NOT the same person.
And Laila has NEVER claimed to be the same person as Linda!
If Laila wants to be taken serious,she needs to change that name asap!

i lost someone some years back too..immediate family member!
I hate recounting the experience.
Sorry about your loss man...she's in a better place now.you'll get to live with that consolation over time!
Just be thankful for her having lived a good life.
It is well!

chucky234: Why is it that a woman cannot take a decision and abide by it in every aspect,I think any man who make up his/her mind marry should be sincere with the man or woman he/she is getting married to.
To decide to marry one and spend romantic time with another on your wedding eve is despicable.
It happens daily but how do we stop this trend,its common among women.

shut tha fcck up!
Which trend is common among women?
Who are the women sleeping with?
Cats?
Do men not do the same things u accuse women of ?
My friend,find somewhere go sleep jejely.u need rest!
Nonsense!

newcreatio: I feel for you my brother. Let me intimate you with my side of a similar story. If you google my posts, they are not much on NL.
You will notice something. I have issues, marriage issues. I have a wife who hasn't slept under my roof in the past 6 months.
We are not yet divorced, and we are not officially separated. She just ran away. She lives in this city with me but I dont see her.
Her excuse? That I am unfaithful. Any other excuse? That she does not feel safe. My take on it? Utter rubbish and nonsense.
Is a child involved? Yes. Where is the child? With my mum. When was the last time she saw or heard the child's voice? 6 months ago.
What did I do after she ran away? I escalated to her family and mine. Did they try to settle issues? Yes. Result? fail.
What's her dad's take on this? He disowned her.I am talking hard facts, not making it up, or trying to look good.
What is her godfather's (her godfather is a multamillionaire, he can afford to buy a N45 million Bentley and pack it in the village without driving it). What's his take on this? He even prostrated for me in her presence, and said I should take her back. What did she do? That's when she now finally ran away 2 days after.
What's her maternal family's take on this? Expressly told me "You are like a brother to us, pls just divorce the stupid girl and move on with your life with your son".
What's my mother's take? That girl was never yours. Stay 2 years and then remarry.
What's the effect of her leaving me? Confusion, anger, debts in millions from her perpetual sickness, demands, and all. I have been using my huge salary to pay debts in the past 1 year.
What did I do? I reported it to the police and update the police record every month that my wife is yet to be back before they say I did something to her.
Has anyone been spotting her? Yes. Where? Clubs. Dressed super irresponsibly? Does she have a facebook page? yes. What do i see there? A girl evidently enjoying her freedom.

You see why I am afraid for you marrying a girl who isn't fully divorced, has a son whom her mother-in-law is taking care of? And a husband who "has found another woman"
What do you expect a man whose wife runs away to do? Become a eunuch? Absolutely no.
Am I living singly? I dey craze? I have another girl with me keeping fully satisfied and I even have potbelly now sef.
But let me tell you what has changed. FUNNY THAT WHEN SHE IS BROKE SHE CALLS ME FOR HELP FOR MONEY. Imagine Which i dont give. You left me mercilessly indebted for crying out loud.
BOTTOMLINE?
My brother Gbengulu,...INVESTIGATE THIS GIRL, investigate her badly.
MArriage is for better, for worse, till death, that was an OATH, u know what an OATH is? A swearing. Majemu. Covenant. Promise.
I can only beg you, you don't need the cO.m.Pli.c.A.tions that marrying a divorcee woman with child brings.
You deserve to be happy and married to a woman who is YOURS alone under heaven and earth. And there are so many beautiful, humble, Holy Spirit filled girls out there who are hOtTer than fire in bed and will give you the craziest sex, Mouth Gig, love, affection, and every damned thing a man could ever wish for WITHOUT the annoyance of an ex's call, or son growing up and becoming a nuisance in your life.
...may God guide your steps and perfect your heart and give you wisdom and the key to fulfilment.
But sometimes sha, the wisdom of men is foolishness before God...for all we know, God fit say nah this babe be your own o, make e com be say, nah dat man wey she marry first be the wrong husband.
abi, ki lo feel?

Damn!
All i can say is..
Damn!

....so wetin you want make we con talk now?
U no know say e don tey wey nyash don dey for back ni?

bennyraz: eg slimyem.

*shrugs*

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Ode. You don't love her after proposing to her. You love her prior to starting a relationship. It's that love that propels you to propose a relationship. . . [/color][/quote]seriously?
Did you type this with your left foot?
What happens to liking someone and then proposing a relationship?
So now you have to LOVE before proposing a relationship?
Huh?
Smh!

there's no such thing as a perfect relationship anywhere!
Every relationship comes with its ups and downs!
We just learn to work through them and make it work!

this question is lame!
What do you expect? the down-below of course!

chidyhels: 4 me-i test ur intelectual capacity nt sm f***kin rod

u funny babe!
U funny like hell!

fccking

cut his balls,barbecue it and offer it as a meal to him!

silentlywild: Everytime I go out now to a bar, a club, church, on the street I worry because all I see are Married men who just want to bite more than they can chew.Then I ask myself the question every girl is asking "where are the single brothers."....Are they all taken or are they just shy to approach the single sisters. I know some sisters can be scary but you have to be willing to take a risk.

A single sister is looking for you here not materialistic and ready to commit. Just be yourself and dnt carry any baggage like ex-girlfriend issues and also be willing to work on the relationship. Hey less I forget london girls are not portrayed right...we are lovers not fighters. HEY LONDON SINGLE SEXY MEN WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?..U NO WAN MARRY AND MAKE YOUR MAMA HAPPY!!! LET MAMA COME BABYSIT FOR U NA...ENUFF OF MAKING HER FAST AND PRAY WITHOUT CEASING ON YOUR BEHALF>>>

speak for yourself!
Some single ladies are fierce and ready to bite anyday-anytime!

focus on her life,career and herself (spirit,soul and body)basically!
The suitor usually comes around when you are least-expectant..

mekaboy: [b]I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT I WILL NEVER BORROW A CAR TO WED, IF ITS OKADA THAT I HAVE I WILL WED WITH OKADA.

A YOUNG MAN IN EASTERN NIGERIA, WAS PLANNING A WEDDING AND BORROWED A FRIENDS porsche cayenne JEEP, AFTER THE GLAMOROUS ENTRANCE AND WEDDING ACTIVITY, HIS WIFE COULD NOT RETURN TO REALITY, SHE JUST COULD NOT ADJUST BACK TO THE NORMAL MERCEDES 190 HE HUSBAND USES. THE HUSBANDS FRIEND WHO OWNS THE CAR STARTED EYEING THE WIFE AND SHE HE WAS SINGLE.

HE MET HER ON THE ROAD GOING SOMEWHERE AND ASKED TO DROP HER, THAT WEDDING EXPERIENCE COULD NOT LET HER RESIST THE OFFER TO ENTER THAT JEEP AGAIN, WHEN SHE WAS IN IT AGAIN SHE FELT LIKE ANOTHER WEDDING DAY.

FROM THERE THE GUY ASKED TO TAKE HER TO LUNCH, GUESS WHAT SHE AGREED, BECAUSE SHE WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE HER IN THE JEEP AND THINK IT WAS HER HUSBAND.

FROM THERE OO. FROM THERE PEOPLE BEGIN TELL HER HUSBAND THAT THEY SAW HIM AND HIS WIFE AT A RESTAURANT, BOUTIQUE , SALON AND OTHER PLACES WITH THEIR NEW JEEP.

HE SAID THE JEEP WAS NOT HIS, THEY SAID HE SHOULD STOP THE LIES, THEY KNOW HE BOUGHT THE JEEP FOR THE WEDDING, THE GUY BEGIN INVESTIGATE, AND FOUND OUT HIS WIFE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS FRIEND.

HE TRIED TO CONFRONT HIS FRIEND, HE TOLD HIM THAT IF HE COMES ANYWHERE NEAR HIS GATE HE WILL BE JAILED FOR LIFE. HE ANGRILY RUSHED HOME TO SHOUT AT HIS WIFE HOPING SHE WILL BE GUILTY AND BEG.

SHE SAID ITS TRUE AND SHE WAS TIRED OF THE MARRIAGE, SHE WANTS OUT.


GUYS DON'T BORROW CAR FOR WEDDING, THAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORY .

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what manner of nonsense is this?

...the sexiest lingerie-grandmama pant!