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RomanceRe: My "boyfriend" Is Married With Kids by slimyem: 6:52am On Dec 01, 2011
oh,thank God you have clarity now and i just hope you are ready to move on too.shi.t happens babe but you gotta learn to deal with it.cheers!
RomanceRe: Backpage.com by slimyem: 6:47am On Dec 01, 2011
No!i aint checking out that site.
RomanceRe: Your Favourite Posters 2011? by slimyem: 11:05pm On Nov 30, 2011
yeah.its Cuddlemii even though we yab each other sometimes.
Love her match-making poetry threads.
And even though cork is a monkey,he makes me laugh my heart out most times.cheerz!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nl Ladies Get Bad Mouth by slimyem: 10:40pm On Nov 30, 2011
why won't they bad-mouth you when you wont stop acting jobless.nonsense!
Jokes EtcRe: How I Showed My N@ked Pic (below The Belt) As A Birthday Present! (*pix Inside*) by slimyem: 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2011
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by slimyem: 6:39pm On Nov 30, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=814743.msg9665263#msg9665263 date=1322674460]thank God Mrs CHima is no as ugly as slimyem undecided[/quote]lame goat,suck it up!
RomanceRe: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by slimyem: 6:29pm On Nov 30, 2011
shocked huh
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by slimyem: 5:47pm On Nov 30, 2011
onila:
u went on a date with me because you want to know more about me . let our personalities click first before you ask abt my virginity. stup=id man, sex starved mo-ron!
onila:
u went on a date with me because you want to know more about me . let our personalities click first before you ask abt my virginity. stup=id man, sex starved mo-ron!
is the guy on NL??this one you are insulting him with all your energy,i doubt he even knows it.save some strenght for the next date.peace!!
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by slimyem: 5:36pm On Nov 30, 2011
ArQueBusieR:
Do you have a gun?
Have you ever killed?
How would you like to die?
Do you have any idea how much I admire Jack the ripper? And lots of other romantic questions.
sure you are not a psycho??
dadicvila:
Have you giving your life to christ??if you die now where will you spend eternity??do you know christ died specifically for you??these are the kind of questions i ask girls on 1st dates wink wink
how boring!u should at least wait till when you invite the babe to church on sunday.
RomanceRe: Does It Really Matter To Males? by slimyem: 5:24pm On Nov 30, 2011
yeah,i think it does esp.if you are the type that loves sandals and open toe shoes.the fingernails are equally important too.
RomanceRe: Be Mysterious by slimyem: 5:19pm On Nov 30, 2011
op,different things work for different peeps.
If i'm not feeling you,i'm not feeling you,mysterious or not!
RomanceRe: Age In Relationship by slimyem: 4:38pm On Nov 30, 2011
age aint nothing but a number.
If you like what you have,live it and enjoy the moment.
Can't tell you it'll last though.see a seer for that.cheerz!
RomanceRe: Do I Get To Kiss Her On The First Date? by slimyem: 4:33pm On Nov 30, 2011
dry!
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by slimyem: 2:33pm On Nov 30, 2011
hobbies,likes and dislikes,favorite food and lots of other light stuff.
Never been asked an embarrassing question and if get asked any,i'l sure know how to wriggle out.
RomanceRe: Discussion Continues by slimyem: 12:39pm On Nov 30, 2011
have you never being caught in a babe's panties?swear!
RomanceRe: Discussion Continues by slimyem: 12:34pm On Nov 30, 2011
go back and ask the person who wrote it or betterstill ask your english teacher.
Slap me make i see if that your hand no go paralyse.mtcheeeeeeew
RomanceRe: Discussion Continues by slimyem: 12:26pm On Nov 30, 2011
why are you asking us?
Why not ask the person who wrote this to break it down in simple and sensible english?
RomanceRe: Will You Let Your Wife Do This To You by slimyem: 12:22pm On Nov 30, 2011
op,what's your point??
RomanceRe: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by slimyem: 12:17pm On Nov 30, 2011
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by slimyem(op): 10:27am On Nov 30, 2011
freecocoa:
Thanks for the concern but I coughed cos I had a lil food in my throat,didn't know any time you coughed was due to TB that's why you think its same for everyone,oh well now you know its not,sue your doctor for giving you false hope.
ugh!lame lines.
Go find your trouble feed elsewhere. M done giving you attention.cheerz!
RomanceRe: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by slimyem(op): 10:09am On Nov 30, 2011
freecocoa:
*sneezes,coughs and spits*
Oh sorry the spittle touched you,*chuckles and catwalks outta thread*
go treat your TB fast so you dont cough and spit out all your intestines.note-this advice is a friendly one.cheerz!
RomanceRe: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by slimyem(op): 9:41am On Nov 30, 2011
freecocoa:
There's no one after me,so there's no NEXT for now so let me just clarify things, The advice is what's friendly not the giver so don't get it twisted sugar*smirks*
*sniggers*
RomanceRe: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by slimyem(op): 9:16am On Nov 30, 2011
freecocoa:
Slimyam sorry I mean slimyem bebe, I need to let you know that in your quest to prove how much of an independent woman you are,you come out as dumb and confused(no offeinse) you really need to stop the fronting and be real even if its just for once,I know its online but what the heck,a lil bit of the real you is in who you are online. No one is above being taken care of,it doesn't necessarily boil down to doing chores.
  Talking to someone,listening to someone,being there when you are needed is all part of showing\taking care of someone. Stop claiming what/who you are not,its just too glaring. Don't take this the wrong way,its just a friendly advice in a not so friendly way.cheerz.
thank you mrs friendliness.save your advice.NEXT!!
Idowuogbo:
^Better saves u lashes tseeew
*scoffs*
RomanceRe: Which Physical Features Do U Hate In Naija Babes? by slimyem: 6:49am On Nov 30, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=813392.msg9655734#msg9655734 date=1322570921]^Tsk tsk tsk

I pity the man wen go marry you

As in eh? The man go too suffer  undecided

Tell me wetin person see for your body wen go make am happy

NOTIN - ABSOUTELY NOTIN

there is notin u have to offer  grin  grin
[/quote]
tellwisdom:
Just counting on you bicthes who refers to momma. your momma never trained u properly or probably u were trained bt chose to be  a classified street hoe. Perhaps, spreading your punny from one man to another embarassed embarassed. Now i see reasons why u chose the name  freetoto embarassed embarassed.# Infected aasss bithch angry angry
tellwisdom:
I still dey wonder why this bicthh dey claim sey her leg fine shocked shocked. if you got fine leg, hw abt your face and punny?? #Pounded ruffly by bad boiz. As dem dey pour sparrm fr your punny, d remaining na fr your face embarassed embarassed. #Bornfool angry angry
hehehehe
RomanceRe: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by slimyem(op): 6:35am On Nov 30, 2011
Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm I so knew u cough, I love bin razz haven't u noticed its all part of my online package so I accept your compliments thanks for d honor.U jus squeezed in shots in your post and u sharply say u don't war lool hmm u dealing wiv a pro u defo wud get served.U beat everyone on Nl wiv dumbnesss easy to spot u are,now wot if I say all u posts on NL possess d highest grade of stupidityy and senselessness no different to d likes of cork, lefu, telll etc. I choose not to address more it might ruin your newborn thread,its time consuming dealing wiv fake personified chicks I will pass on your case.Peace!!! wink
IGNORED!IGNORED!IGNORED!
RomanceRe: What R The Top Signs A Lady Is Jobless? by slimyem: 12:32am On Nov 30, 2011
seedord247:
is that what you sell to make a living?
easy booboo,i was only trying to synchronize you alongsides the customer you were refering to and with my discerning spirit,i just knew you sell one of those(no offeince).
Forum GamesRe: Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Member Above! by slimyem: 12:24am On Nov 30, 2011
akanmu
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Name Of The Bf/gf/spouse Of The Poster Above You by slimyem(op): 12:23am On Nov 30, 2011
shukurat
Forum GamesRe: Look at the person's username above you and think of a nickname by slimyem: 12:22am On Nov 30, 2011
tyre
RomanceRe: Need Someone To Take Care Of You? by slimyem(op): 12:19am On Nov 30, 2011
Idowuogbo:
U say razz and tell me to forget it , i rada we address it.So how can 1 spk pidgin without having a local swagg madam educate me Mrs discombulated
you've forgotten your degrees?your pidgin is razzneess-personified.you beat everyone on NL in it. you've been crowned the queen already.
If i choose to address it,another war will start and right now,i do not have the time.peace!!
Forum GamesRe: Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Member Above! by slimyem: 12:06am On Nov 30, 2011
counters
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Name Of The Bf/gf/spouse Of The Poster Above You by slimyem(op): 12:05am On Nov 30, 2011
phelomina

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