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Nairaland GeneralRe: -- by slimyem: 8:07am On Nov 25, 2011
nice4life:
when I laid my head on my gf b***bs its so satisfying thatn any pillow i could imagine smiley
which one of your girlfriends?
The one in Nigeria or the assistant with you o'er there?
lefulefu:
my white girlfriend's big yansh na the most satisfying pillow wey i don lay my head on cheesy
no wonder your brain is full of shite.smh!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am confused everytime! by slimyem: 8:01am On Nov 25, 2011
lie!lie!lie!
Attention-seeking post.that's simply what this is.nonsense!!!
RomanceRe: -- by slimyem: 7:44am On Nov 25, 2011
na wa o.
O boy,i repeat,na wa for you!
She's not working,she's can't even afford to use a simple java phone in this age and time and you are here accusing her of not calling you, nonsense!
What kind of a man are you sef?you must be one stingy bat.you are there spending on other chics while she's her with just your foreign love??smh big time for you.
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Always Given Special Attention? by slimyem: 7:17am On Nov 25, 2011
[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=810310.msg9627241#msg9627241 date=1322177307]Abeg you stop following me[/quote]i will stop following you when you stop being an A$$!
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Always Given Special Attention? by slimyem: 12:12am On Nov 25, 2011
[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=810310.msg9627057#msg9627057 date=1322174224]This is why adult children, SORRY, women, shouldn't be allowed to even speak.

Their lack of sense is one of the reasons why the world is so darn messed up.[/quote]bullshit!!
RomanceRe: Can Men Cope Without A Woman? by slimyem: 12:06am On Nov 25, 2011
[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=810545.msg9627129#msg9627129 date=1322175403]Just like men are useless to you unless it's time to pay. Just like fathers are useless unless it's time to pay.

FVCK outta here.[/quote]bullshit!!!
RomanceRe: What's Up With This Girl I'm Dating? by slimyem: 12:02am On Nov 25, 2011
you want her to beak up with her bf so she can be with you shey??
Bro,if she leaves her bf for you,she's sure gon leave you for someone else pretty soon.it's a simple working of life. what goes around comes back around.
Leave the poor girl alone and stop messing with her emotions.
Go out and go find your own girl.the land is green.
RomanceRe: Can Men Cope Without A Woman? by slimyem: 11:53pm On Nov 24, 2011
[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=810545.msg9627036#msg9627036 date=1322174014]Women are the best Fluid depositories.

That's all I use them for, and the only thing they are good for (to me anyway). Otherwise I don't want anything to do with them. I don't want to be friends with them, I don't want to spend money on them (like they deserve it, anyway), I don't want to discuss politics with them, nothing.[/quote]you might as well find an alternative like a hole in the wall or man's shithole for your slimy deposits since women are that repungnant to you.nonsense!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nlanders. by slimyem: 11:46pm On Nov 24, 2011
lefulefu:
slimyam if i may ask u sabi pound pounded yam well well? cheesy
and what's the relation of this to the topic of discussion?smh at your personified sense.lessness.
BusinessRe: Why Won't People Use The Online Stores In Nigeria by slimyem: 11:41pm On Nov 24, 2011
afam4eva:
Trust Trust Trust

That's the keyword. I don't thnk anyone will want put their credit card information on a faceless website.
YoungBrain:
Nigerians love to haggle prices with the seller
strong points!!!
LiteratureRe: Invitation To A Reading Session In Yaba by slimyem: 11:33pm On Nov 24, 2011
awww,wish i could be there.schedules too tight for that day.
RomanceRe: Can Men Cope Without A Woman? by slimyem: 11:22pm On Nov 24, 2011
freecocoa:
^
Not true,oga if I understand where you are coming from,how about the monks in monasteries?
forgerrit.there's a way around everything.i've read real stories of monks sneaking out of the monastery to watch football and do other stuff they don't get to do(you can imagine the rest) in their monateries.
RomanceRe: Can Men Cope Without A Woman? by slimyem: 10:24pm On Nov 24, 2011
they can't cope without us even with all their noise-making.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nlanders. by slimyem: 9:33pm On Nov 24, 2011
tellwisdom:
Slimyansh wink, A gurl with a leg like the one of a chewing stick embarassed embarassed
lame lines from a lame-brained moronic as.shole.*spits on him*
RomanceRe: Wen Girls R Chasing Your Guy by slimyem: 8:40pm On Nov 24, 2011
why are you calling him your guy when you've not started dating him.
He's messing with your mind.date him if you want to and don't if you don't want to.stop rigmarolling.
RomanceRe: Wen Girls R Chasing Your Guy by slimyem: 7:30pm On Nov 24, 2011
op,can you re-explain all of that clearly.i dont gerrit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nlanders. by slimyem: 7:25pm On Nov 24, 2011
bullshitty thread and idiotic poster.smh!
FamilyRe: did Your Parents tell You How They Met? by slimyem: 7:14pm On Nov 24, 2011
they met in school.he was in final year while she was a fresher.
RomanceRe: How Big Yansh Take Cause One Of My Pally To Get Accident by slimyem: 3:39pm On Nov 24, 2011
i don't need reading this before knowing its rubbish!!
RomanceRe: Four Things Guys Talk About Behind Your Back! by slimyem: 12:06pm On Nov 24, 2011
apocalypse:
You would be surprised corky writes pretty well
how can you be sure?do you know him outside this forum?
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Always Given Special Attention? by slimyem: 11:15am On Nov 24, 2011
[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=810310.msg9622143#msg9622143 date=1322127718]Because women are gregious  gratuity from totem.
They are an  amaranthine  opulence and stanchio.

fathom women. grin grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]
kasiem:
@andrew,u are just trying to incommode us with your otiose display of english punditry. u just prevaricated the mendicant question without finding it congruent to make any pragmatic point.
boys,stop making noise and start communicating.
FashionRe: I Hate Wig by slimyem: 10:15am On Nov 24, 2011
Flashaldrin:
Why do you wear suits and tuxs?? why not your trad always.
everyone should do whatever makes them look good.
thank you flashdrive.lemme add more.
Op,stop riding in cars or bikes,use your legs.stop eating with spoons,use your hands.stop wearing shirts and trousers,wear aso-ofi or leaves instead.stop copying the white man.
You go first.i  just might take a cue from you.

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