₦airaland Forum

tiniyata:
@OP i only hope n pray u get urself a man cos u seem disgustin and ill mannered, no wonder u keep on goin on a new date every other day just so u can impress d next unsuspectin guy. u knw what de said abt bad habit- 'its like a flat tyre ane u never can go far wit it except u change it' - change your atitude and u'l get urself a man who loves u, dt way u'l spend less on your date.

keep your hopes and prayers to yourself.i bet your disgusting and ill-mannered self needs it much more than i do.
I wonder how people come online and make st.upid and baseless conclusions about someone they do not know jack about.i just wonder!

silibaba:
i am so eager to know why girls carry tissue whereever they go.

ever had the words*personal hygiene*??
Find your answer in that!

190smh:
To clean themselves up wen eva they are done havin inter curse

cos they dont seem to know wen they cud have inter curse

it cud happen to them anywhere

in the bus, in a hotel on the tree even in the BUSHES


Esp home based nigerian girls and jamaicans its their speciality

shut up and stop talking trash!

seasons come and go, all withers in due time but inspite of all these,know that i love you.
sweet innit??

divine2043:
Slimyem,

It is obvious, the kind of lady you are. No surprise what you are made of. My comments did not attack any one. Learn to be smart enough to make your opinions known without personal attacks.

you dont know shyte about what kinda person i am so dont even go there.
Like are said before,you are one of those who needs to recognise humor when you see one.learn to be smart enough to do it.

sometimes!

murder

divine2043:
A good reason why ladies should go to school, work hard and have a more advanced mentality to 'dating'. As long as you are waiting to pounce on 'the money from the guy dating me', you would always present yourself as a greedy gold digger.

Dating is very different from 'paying for s3x'.

Many ladies see dating as : 'Guy, take me out, buy me stuff'.

If a guy is taking you out and paying your bills and you give him 'stuff' in return, that aint dating.

hehehe.yeye dey talk.
Maybe you need to read all over again.this is so not about who buys stuff for who.it is about going out on dates.the above gibberish is not relevant to topic.thanks!

i'm surprised at all this attacks and outbursts and i seriously wonder how many people here can properly comprehend and read btwn lines of three simple statements.
Apart from the fact that this is an attempt at humor,which y'all cant recognise anyways,naturally,If you get to ask anyone out on a date,you should be responsible for bearing the costs.
You guys should stop whining and crying out much you spend on women and whatever.as far as i'm concerned,no one's dipping hands into your pockets.
If you balls arent grown,then dont bother asking any girl out.simples!

yes,nigerian men are thrifty,stingy and overly calculative.
The fear of falling *mugu* has messed up their sense of giving.

betraying my emotions severally.

none!

pray for me o abeg.

coogar:
what's your yahoo-id?
we can take it up from there. . . .

same dry lines.smh!

Idowuogbo:
^na u i dey look make u teach me how to simplify

u be my paddy nau, no worry.i go pass the couvoseir very soon.

Idowuogbo:
slimyemi kilode to ma long ara e, i no b mugun u facial man kan si meta

u dat rubs shirley overnite den wash wiv tura soap in the morning wan claim J lo, i dey laff in igbira ooooo

anyways bck to your topic , i understand you go wash wig overnite because of date y stress yourself dear  

Listen wear something descent and let your persona win him over dats enough as character is priceless  

ki lon so?an wiru.,on wiru.
all that is no stress for me.as a matter of fact,i love taking care of my skin especially my pweety face so please shut it
!besides,m making a point to silence all the lefoollefools,benz 190's and tellfoolish men of nairaland who come here to make noise because they spend some miserable change on their low-class chics.

MrPrsdent:
@OP

Do you really expect anyone to take this seriously

Idowuogbo:
u don juwo tire hehehe , how u sabi d quantity

EEEmmmh bros fargin Atlantic shey na[b] engine oil u dey use tabi ose dudu osun[/b]

no.na your weave-on gloss

:-x

Idowuogbo:
^pe kin ka ju mbe

continue d equation its called samplelization

just no go blow o

i no fit blow becuz i no be bomb and boko nor fit get space around moi.hope you solving your equations correctly,

errm op,seems you are in 1901AD.wake up!

Idowuogbo:
hmmm u dey masturbattte ni lool

why i go dey masstturbate when real thinggz not coogarish surround me?
ma wo be jwo!

muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! you don satify??

Idowuogbo:
O ba di e , u shall not cummm till u apologise  
ciao lepayemi  

forgerrit.i'm in charge of my cummmmm.

coogar:
goodnight!

same to you!

coogar:
slimyem, drop your addy.
last chance saloon

drop yours.will be ready when you are ready.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]^^^
Ba wo ni? Eni temi[/size][/color]

oga ti o serious.
o fi management sile fun badosky to'n sofofo kiri igboro.shioooooooooor!

toba:
baby mi, me was just pulling yah legs nah. Me love u pass anything for NL. u wanna know why? me gonna call u by 11pm tonite to tell yah the reason. what do u say about this car? [img]http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/public/ZfJoGKir-2HBW72nr6JLSUIH-7JjVzCJhJXKZ91aT0ODIVX9MYrIU3Uhd6z-idtG_TPOwxCcjNzn18LBm58G3DTnXdjMOsgWeHLR_2tjmXpxoKX5G85K_c6pufLZU-g4C8mV-CA=s120[/img][img]http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/public/RWVShoW6fL2sh451fzPluChRs1DallGI74Y2L_6lSrtZV2dnLYgbf7VqhZY-POGbKxp8FapJL_zpALrS-BP42QbXu7RLLOKYrfiCSwmFjivO1ki6znorYtI3trHbGx8reO9Id98=s120[/img]

yeah baeby!now you are talking.muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

toba:
tear rubber bicycle [img]http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/public/iQDOSFk4TLeNoUHByy1WrVuWLU5HcBpG0W3hDKQlxQyJhI6xYGnVEMg1v21yWYNrdLeA5WaCfYEoOXDhdwd89pK1LhWhwS4OsIEsCtac--zgt6I0UzJnqQnJHAyA0xOXn-VpGz0=s120[/img][img]http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/public/dQMEn7vYKYZhxunu3H7KCYThvz-tX5JmVID5EX8p4jApLtl3sRpZrf7OJEPIdy13i3dwBQ3lYl_WEY_Iabh96CCfhTQaBZXrSZxkZyMl-pZ60DCzZjnOuPQnHCiSEc5nIDGq_lI=s120[/img]

God forbid!
wetin i wan take this yeye thing do?gerrout jor!

toba:
Millionaires dont like noise. Lets keep it cool just the two of us.


I have a gift for u my swty

lemme see it

nope!
if i had not dated them,i wont know so much bout sex relationships today.experiences teach berra.ya know??

Idowuogbo:
cougar abeg face new market na , its all about freecocoa forget long tingssssss

sheesh!

toba:
Yes but if the knife is slim light, then expect it to fall flat even on marshy soil

fake theory

Idowuogbo:
Oshisko, dis place is dry mannnn

who talk say make you no take water wet am?