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FamilyRe: Pls Help Out On This Issue by slimyem: 10:34pm On Nov 15, 2011
this is quite a big one.brb!
Jokes EtcRe: Lol Can't Stop Laughing by slimyem: 10:21pm On Nov 15, 2011
super dry!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Discussion Continues. Part 2 (this Time Its Free For All) by slimyem: 10:14pm On Nov 15, 2011
me love,where are you?
Pls come home.shawty's missing u ere.
RomanceRe: I Chop My Friend's Gf by slimyem: 10:04pm On Nov 15, 2011
s, ex during menses with someone who's not even your wife??eew!!
Seriously,how do you want us to help you?i dont gerrit!
RomanceRe: Based On Different Religions, Is Marriage A Must? by slimyem: 7:16pm On Nov 15, 2011
its is not a religios thing,it is a societal thing.
Our society places a MUST on it before you are labelled or classed responsible.
Op,make your mum happy.you and i know she wont get off your back until she gets what she wants or she's no more.best wishes!
RomanceRe: When Is The Best Time To Fall In Love; When Ready Or When Lonely? by slimyem: 7:10pm On Nov 15, 2011
a pointing question with a pointing answer.is there even any need asking this?
PoliticsRe: The Mindset Of Average Tribalist On Nairaland. by slimyem: 6:54pm On Nov 15, 2011
op,the tribalism makes it all the more fun and you can't do shite bout it.leave it!
RomanceRe: Sex Abuse by slimyem: 11:35am On Nov 15, 2011
brb!!
RomanceRe: Saw This Online.what Do You Think Guys by slimyem: 11:17am On Nov 15, 2011
hehehehe.op,whisper it in my ears(won't tell on you),wetin you find go that site?
RomanceRe: Kissing Someone by slimyem: 8:16am On Nov 15, 2011
bad breaths are so eew!
RomanceRe: Befriending Partner's Ex. by slimyem: 8:03am On Nov 15, 2011
no way.we'd do just fine as aquintances.
RomanceRe: Who Should Have Money First Man Or Woman? by slimyem: 7:56am On Nov 15, 2011
op,distorted question!
RomanceRe: Caught Cheating A Day To Marriage Proposal by slimyem: 7:46am On Nov 15, 2011
hmmn, what a story!
You aint gon get a straight answer from her.right now,she'd be undecided.she's going to ask for more time to figure it out and all.its a dicey one.pls keep us posted.
All the best!
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by slimyem: 8:45pm On Nov 14, 2011
shoot him!
RomanceRe: Lol How Do Pretty Girls Make Friends? by slimyem: 6:20pm On Nov 14, 2011
why should  a girl's prettiness have anything to do with making friends?
this question is *somehow-ish* grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Think Of *effizy* Testimonies. by slimyem(op): 6:01pm On Nov 14, 2011
vedaxcool:
Once a colleague of mine in the office told me about them effizzy testimony, men i laugh out loud, one of such was a testimony of a woman who drove a saloon car, then she won a contract and bought a Jeep; say thank God, well another used to make 2 million naira and suddenly she made 6 million naira, well i think they are learning well from their pastor: that is god does not like broke people? or why[b] the sudden domination of materialism in the "church"[/b].
i tire my brother.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Like Babes With Big Nyash? by slimyem: 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2011
why do men like women with big yannsh,why do women fart ,why do men eat,why do men like to cook, haba!una no dey tire??
RomanceRe: Nairaland Kiss by slimyem: 5:39pm On Nov 14, 2011
lefulefu:
i no wan kiss u sef.you are too high class for me grin grin grin grin grin.Even i dey always like to kiss my dog all the time grin
yeah,i know.u dont have to tell it.[quote author=190_@ link=topic=803009.msg9553165#msg9553165 date=1321269261]

Its true

i love kissing SNAILS  embarassed  embarassed
[/quote]i know.right!
RomanceRe: Who Says Women Dont Ever Pay On Dates? by slimyem(op): 5:13pm On Nov 14, 2011
Basildon1:
seems you are hungrier that you really sound  grin
still off-point!
RomanceRe: Must You Eat Or Drink On A First Date? by slimyem: 4:29pm On Nov 14, 2011
ezme:
And people who get a new dress for every date and have to get nails done and facials in anticipation of the spending spree know better abi?
don't forget the dress,nails and facials are paid for with her own money and she can choose to spend it however and on whatever pleases her so your relation of it to this topic is pointless.thanks!
RomanceRe: Just Discovered She Drinks (alcohol) by slimyem: 3:56pm On Nov 14, 2011
no biggie as long as she always know when to stop.stop worrying yourself.
RomanceRe: Must You Eat Or Drink On A First Date? by slimyem: 3:49pm On Nov 14, 2011
eghost247:
a first date should be about having a conversation whatever people to choose do while having a conversation shouldn't matter
true!its just sad that people like the op would never understand this cuz their brains stopped functioning long ago.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are You My Sassy Girl: ? by slimyem: 3:38pm On Nov 14, 2011
hehehehehehehe
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Think Of *effizy* Testimonies. by slimyem(op): 12:55pm On Nov 14, 2011
Joagbaje:
It is God that judges the motive of the heart. At the same time we should not be glorifying the work of the devil. Some people don't know how to glorify God in a testimony .like a new mother telling the congregation how much she suffered in labour. The only thing positive is just "BUT WE TNANK GOD SHA"

We don't need to go into details of satans exploit. He doesn't deserve such attention.
i stongly agree with the bolded.only God can judge the true motives of the heart.
RomanceRe: The Virgin Ones Are Not Yet Born? by slimyem: 12:53pm On Nov 14, 2011
lefulefu:
most naija women dey always lie to be virgin becos dem wan trap a man grin
why lie about being a virgin to someone who's obviously gon get there.seriously,i dont gerrit.
RomanceRe: Who Says Women Dont Ever Pay On Dates? by slimyem(op): 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2011
Nayah:
Hello sister, I've always said here that some women could and do pay for on dates, there's nothing strange or weird about it, I would be glad to offer our dinner to someone I really appreciate because it's good to receive but you have to learn to give also
off topic!
Basildon1:
This is one tricky topic though - I expect a guy to pay if he offers to take out a gal. But then, after a couple of dates, it shouldnt be regarded as a God given right
off topic!
RomanceRe: Nairaland Kiss by slimyem: 12:06pm On Nov 14, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=803009.msg9552941#msg9552941 date=1321267648]^thats cos u nor get mouth wen dem wan kiss before  undecided[/quote][quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=803009.msg9552961#msg9552961 date=1321267857]slimyam. Sweeery i rather kiss a tree than to kiss you angry[/quote]
Exponental:
we know your type, levels wey no dey. U go fit swear say aboki neva kiss dat mouth b4?
hang yourselves! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Nairaland Kiss by slimyem: 11:42am On Nov 14, 2011
no one here deserves my kiss lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcWhat Do You Think Of *effizy* Testimonies. by slimyem(op): 8:19pm On Nov 13, 2011
Testimony times in church are times when i wonder if people actually come out to give God glory or show off to people how comfortable they are.
Most of the time,this act is peculiar to ladies.they speak with obviously fake accents and you get to hear stuff like:
i want to bless God because i got engaged and when i went to dubai for my wedding shopping,our plane almost crashed but when i prayed,God took control.
Or even stuff like, i want to thank God because robbers came to our house and took my ipad,iphone and the 50,000naira i planned to spend for the week but i thank God they didnt hurt me.
There are many more i cant even start to write here.what's the whole point of these kinda testimonies?i dont quite get it.
RomanceRe: Ladies Only. . .yes Or No by slimyem: 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2011
why not??farting is a sign of good living  and doing it in his presence is a sign that i'm comfortable around him.

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