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freecocoa:
Actually biatch you would know the taste cos I mean you have dirty conductor d1cks in your mouth and every hole in your body on a daily basis,you reek of std infested spe r*m,please go and wash up,you are already polluting the atmosphere with your bloody,dirty,stinky self. Ugly thing.

same old dry lines.that's all you got?
I bet you need your anti-rabies injection right now so you don't go on biting good people all over here.
Hold on,lemme call your vet.he's gon fix you up real good.

no need for no headache.your friend has one or two choices.help her or not.simples!

freecocoa:
Slimthing,I wonder how a dog can own a dog,you don see where them write noodles for Nl na,do you know what noodle is?I really I'm pitying you,how many rounds have they given you though your ear this morning?hope they paid you this time and didn't tell you to come back later for your #150,ashi kobo kobo.

i seee noodle aint doing you anymore.you prefer your favourite-my shite and wee.
You can have it.its in your plate under the stairs.go get it bingo!

Flashaldrin:
^^^ stop lying jyoor.
so you mean wentworth miller need talk to you before you go notice am??

and how do you conclude m lying?
Its an ideology of mine believe it or not.dont give a hoot!

freecocoa:
Stalking you,OMG,I must admit this is inexcusably funny,don't get me started on you,what will I be doing stalking an annoyingly scary vulture like you?I just wish you'd get a mirror and have a look at yourself,you are just what a kid would see and run.stop fronting your pathetic whimp,you no follow at all.

my dog has started barking again just like i expect.i know you hungry.
Lemme get you some noodle crumbs to eat so you can calm down.

PLAIN INSECURITY!!
Its clearly a no-trust relationship and its just as good as dead.

sweaty upper lips??
Lefu,you don drink engine oil again shey??

freecocoa:
I wonder why ugly people always claim what they are not,especially girls,some would say they don't notice men until they open their mouth to talk,when actually the guy would be praying the girl shouldn't notice him(cos of her worwority) and walk up to him to ask"excuse me please I'm kinda lost,do you know this place well"? Mscheeew.OP the face will get her attention,but what he has to say really matters.

tsk tsk tsk.stalking me is your life-wire.you cant exist without it.
Keep up the good work.i hope its putting bread on your table.idiota!!

yes,words work wonders!
Personally,i never see a fine man until he has opened his mouth to talk to me.finis!

high-definition BULLSHIT!

hell yeah!
Skinny rocks like it or not!

And what will telling you that you are handsome do to/for you??

i guess the answer lies with them only.there's no point trying to burst my brain wondering if they are whatever.
The real world is outside here.

thank heavens i never join the word-bashing and all.

smh!!

Flashaldrin:
im don gree now. you just dey happy. you nor go thank me abi

you eyes no gree you see the real answer shey?make i help u again.Mr.advocator!

slimyem:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahaahahahahaha.don't have your time!!!!

Ijogz K:
You can see that she's the one using style to toast me now ohhhhh   ,  Slimyem wait till we divorce naaaaw,  Abi na so the thing they hungry you?

me use style toast you??what a short memory!u don forget say na u use style talk am for hia wey i no still con gree you.make i remind you

Ijogz K:
you have successfully bounced the rest,,  Oya let's discuss  

u don see am??

slimyem:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahaahahahahaha.don't have your time!!!!

plus my answer!

freecocoa:
Jesus slimyem,what's your problem?paining you so much that you have no body to divorce you publicly?women lol,nothing wey I no go see for nairaland,where is my paddy the baddest to come and help me laugh it off,this is just so funny abeg no kill yourself o,hopefully tellmumu will look your way.let me buzz my girl on YIm to come and help me laugh cos seriously this is hilarious.

admittance of inexisting humour.smh!maybe,you should check out the word hilarious before using it on something that's not even close to it.why something wey no go deposit alert go dey pain me?
I just dey use una unwind and e dey sweet me for belle.oya,reply!

with family in church!!

you should take her as your friend with benefit only if the relationship you are in means nothing to you.its obvious you are still in love with her punny and you might just fall in love with her again.its your choice!

freecocoa:
Forget undergarment focus on what's under the garment.

how can i focus on what's under the garment without focusing on the undergarment??