₦airaland Forum

2buff:
^^ look here, don't make fun of me because na only bicycle I get right now. (The chain don cut sef) 
One dey e go betta  , and then I'll be able to park anywhere I want in my Chevy Volt. 

i live in olorunsogo.when you get the chevy volt,i'll give you free parking in my house.

SUKURU:
never judge a book by its cover, i may be very poor in English but i know that some of you guys can't stand me in computers.

abeg stop cracking me up jwo.

this isnt just a woman's thing.if you are think you are smart,then you are.if you think you are beautiful,then you are
it is left to whoever doubts your self- appraisal it to judge by his/her own standards which in any case shouldnt count to you.
adjectives are descriptive words.using them on oneself denotes a pretty healthy self-image.

2buff:
Which dutty cup? mehn park well .

u sef re-park or go find another garage.

coogar:
she had hoped his spoken english would improve within 3 years but she miscalculated.

is she your sister?u sound like you know her,

[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=789696.msg9423270#msg9423270 date=1319642006]Nothing wrong in starting big my brother. i started mine with 10 Billion Naira[/quote]hehehe, talking of sarcarsm,

Idowuogbo:
y b say na only guy u wan checkmate , i wan talk 2 ooooo

hello gbe phone re na

wetin you wan make i use woman do wen dm never swear for me.dont go funny at all.

2buff:
ermm. slimyem. JPG required though for real.

Man shall not live by intelligence alone

JPG was here intil a few hrs ago.sowwy,the cup has passed over you.

toba:
u asked for it. thats i dey vex with u sef

y you dey vex?is it your money?lol.oya tell moi.werrin i do?

toba:
fight ke mbanu

l dont want this thread derailed hence i chose to soften the pedal. u nah know say my agidi sef get as hin be.

yemi and Id over to the house

which of the hauzes?the one in banana island or Omole??

Idowuogbo:
^u comot pinshure, werin hapen  

Madam dey are far fron fightin over u .I think its my dowrie dats making dis wahala come up

Shift abeg  

pinshure is supposed to be a sneak peek of me.you wan make dm come hayri me for house.me wey be say atrocities wey i wan commit for hia plenty wella.just fold ya arms dey look me.
Na your 100 naira dowry dey cause this kind wahala??

i thought this thread was for nairalanders in the above named places.killz and toba,why are you fighting because of me??issokay ehn.imma show you both some good loving if you stop the fight you hear?

SUKURU:
TO me kissing, make me feel that she love me these much(100 percent)
but when she stop it is like she hiding something from me, i just don't know.
well i will love to what it means to you guys

your name na SUKURU true true.

hehehe.wahala dey!
Which one be all these uncommunicative use of englsh language??

behind every successful man is a determined spirit and behind every failed man is laziness,directionless,unguided and erratic spirit NOT a girl or a woman.
Every one has a right to choose his/her path,walk through it and desire to succeed with or without support from any man or woman as the case may be

, talk of insecurities,

op,you are a confusioning me.
Is it the girl's mother you do not like or the girl herself.
You do not have to marry your baby-mama if you dont love her else you'll live miserable for the rest of your life,

what has she been doing with him for the past three years if she knew his communication skills would be an issue for her later in life?smh for her.the guy's a grown man and it might be difficult for him to change him.she should either deal with it or walk away.

stephinnoyewole:
@Cuddlemii, pls i nid your contact details, e.g, phone number, facebook user,2go user and more
thanks

what for??
Is that why you are here??

M M M:
op tell her 2 sue d mother inlaw

the most sensible comment from you EVER!
Op,you heard it all already.

demmy8:
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start another thread for this and pray the its appealing enough so the mods can get it to front page.

Long One:
Nairaland seems a good place to get a crash course on “how to yab/stroke/diss”.

BTW, where do u guys get all these swear words from?

*reads and goes back to sleep*

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=789028.msg9421098#msg9421098 date=1319622556]Michael JAckson: Dont stop till you get enough __ Kimmmmmon!! [/quote]ugh!doofus,read again.its Nigerian love songs.smh

is she handicapped?why is she living off a man??
Op,Tell her to go get a job and stop fighting her husband and you should stop giving her money henceforth.

claremont:
[b]The average s-exually-active Nigerian lady has done an abortion at least once; those who haven't are either liars, condom-obsessed ladies, or they are infertile.

and what's the yardstick for this statistical error??

depends!

oshi

freecocoa:
Where have you been all my life.

same here!or
what do you want in a man that i dont have