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it is not stereotypical!

haa!idowuogbo/badosky-i thoughtyou were my friend,now i know you are a back-stabber.you have succeeded in taking away the attention of my best wanna-be just because i went to poo for a few mins.aye le!

toba:
well i know my weak point u just have to accept me as i am. will u say yes to me if i decide to stop flirting?

i will say yelzz if you stop flirting and oif u promise to lose your fajinity to me.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Apparently, i was praising you and not the other way round! We need to sign more members like you!. . . [/size][/color]

hehehe

coogar:
this is what i like to hear.

i will instruct mr sex to give you ma bio-data and the whole shebang!
let me know your decision in 30 mins.

too hot for the bandwidth!

kk.
You'll tell me that hot stuff in camera shey??

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Killz/Badosky Agency dont deal with rookies!. . .[/size][/color]

you are so STUCK with these ones.sowwy!

coogar:
i like that you underestimate coogar.
nice strategy - you won't see me coming until i. . . . . .

complete it.or you dey fear??

coogar:
i am not human, i am not an animal
i am an alien!

Idowuogbo:
Evidenceee o !!, I talm na killz shey na animal connects u wan begin do

Slimyemi am sure u read d am not human bit, u wan begin samba saggitarus

dont worry love.i'm extraterrestrial.i love alien s.ex!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]That one you gave me is not up to standard na. . . Haba! You no want badosky/killz agency to grow? [/size][/color]

improvise jwo.use photoshop.coogar will not even notice.

coogar:
can i see a pic?

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Slimsexy, over to you!. . .[/size][/color]

oya killz,show him that senzy pinshure nau.haba!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Slimcoogy![/size][/color]

berra!

coogar:
pay as you go?  

yewlz.pay to my agent.killz/badosky entertainment.they know how to get to me.

toba:
im scared of telling u my height cos u may not like me again. im 3metres tall like average

i wud have loff to manage you but your eyes is nt staying in one place(oju e o gbebikan).and i am a jealous person,

coogar:
you are slim and you are yem?
madam, you need to reveal more.

revelation is  pay as you go and you neva pay kobo!
Besides,m not MADAM.m a CHIC!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt] [b]Slimcooyemgar![/size][/color][/b]

please re-edit.the naming is unsexy.

coogar:
no problems.
hi slimyem, can you tell me about yourself?

i'm all in my name.slim plus yem.oya decipher!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=662996.msg9382972#msg9382972 date=1319124405]yea right.   Slimyem. sweeery do you realiaze you owe me 3 week punny plus ONE kiss? [/quote]go screw yourself!!!

answer the kweshun.are you a dwarf or not?

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Cold and lonely? How can we at Badosky/Killz entertainment ventures help you out? [/size][/color]

get me conga.sorry coogar.he has promised to behave and he says he got a range rover evoque.m loffing him already and i want him to be my bedsheet.

toba:
u are aggressive and may beat me up one day if i offend u whilst we are dating

but i still love u sha

are you a dwarf?cos that's d only way i can beat you up.

toba:
N200k gaskia ni

for a WHOLE scash?u be wicked boi!

what's the biggie.just a few more days and he'll get there.besides,aint they supposed to be tired that night??

for the first time, i am AWED at these words just because its coming from tellwisdom.
Bro,clap for yourself!!you deserve a trophy.

'Uncle' Orkinla,what's the reason for this long story?i dont gerrit.

engagement is not equal to marriage and premarital s, ex is a sin biblically.take it or leave it!

chances are she'll definitely leave you again once she finds another richer and ready guy if you take her back.
Take your decision!

my time-table is in my stomach.
I give it whatever it craves whenever it craves it.

Idowuogbo:
i was inside d blender dats y u cudnt toast me , but now dat i dint get blended u can come put me and u inside the toaster so we can le po

are you that edible??

freecocoa:
Don't worry princess,your fine boy maga is waiting downstairs in his range sport.

i just hope i dont get another shock,

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Slimyem hi! How was ya night?
Freecocoa, how was your short night?
Badosky. you leave me sleep abi? 1:0. I go equalize!. . .


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my night?cold and lonely!

i am neither the man in question nor the woman in answer,

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt] May your dayz be long! I commend ya Investigative Capability jare, my brother! You tight! Na so so lopsided hypocritical catastrophic elements, gallivanting as people wey get sense, full this Nairaland! Dem go dey give person advice wey dem no fit use! Now the girl dey cry like say she no see hand wey dey draw map of africa for im wall! And as the girl sef present the thread, person go think say na yesterday the guy collect im virginity at gun point!. . . Mtsheww! Okponbiatic Nonsenticology!. . .[/size][/color]

your body too dey hot.cool down!