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RomanceRe: If You Find You Girl Friend On A Dating Site What Will You Do? by slimyem: 10:50pm On Oct 18, 2011
what does it matter?
She might just be fooling around for the fun of it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Discussion Continues. Part 2 (this Time Its Free For All) by slimyem: 10:21pm On Oct 18, 2011
toba:
baby that's vanilla i hope u'll like it
ok.i'll manage it, only because it's cominng from YOU!
FamilyRe: Shoking Divorce Letter by slimyem: 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2011
*rolling down the stairs while laughing my a$$ off*
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by slimyem: 5:20pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=784175.msg9367403#msg9367403 date=1318953156]Actually I love it  when women beat me up. Its my kinda thingys! tongue[/quote]dont worry.i've got your favourite. seven kobokos soaked in garri water.lemme know when you are ready.
RomanceRe: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by slimyem: 5:05pm On Oct 18, 2011
browniecay:
maybe the posted is drunk while posting this tread, pls find sumtin reasonable to post, dis one is as fake as you
yes,he was drunk on engine oil.
RomanceRe: Naija Babes Always Get Weak At The Knees When They See Me by slimyem: 4:59pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=784534.msg9367030#msg9367030 date=1318950506]Bro slimyem is single. She dates anything wink[/quote]
lefulefu:
okay then i go introduce her to one of my pet dogs named bingo grin
behold!the IMBECIL.ES are here again,
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by slimyem: 4:45pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=Mad Dog!!! link=topic=784175.msg9367235#msg9367235 date=1318952214]who dash monkey banana!
for me it depends on the assualt

a slap in public result to my punch on her jaw!
dirty words on  me result to dirty f,uck!
punching me (gosh!) result to disfiguring her spinal cord and her outta my life[/quote]you sure sound like your handle,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have U Ever Felt U Should Commit Suicide? State Your Reasons by slimyem: 4:37pm On Oct 18, 2011
life is too sweet to think/ever want to think like that for whatsoever reason.
Besides,the is a wrong section for this post.
RomanceRe: Naija Babes Always Get Weak At The Knees When They See Me by slimyem: 3:58pm On Oct 18, 2011
werepeLeri:
Maybe you stink?
my thoughts exactly!
RomanceRe: Are Men Smarter Than Women When It Comes To Relationships? by slimyem: 3:55pm On Oct 18, 2011
rokiatu:
2 years ago, I would have said "it boils down to individuality" but today, I say women.
what is/are your reasons for the change in opinion?
RomanceRe: Question For Ladies by slimyem: 3:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
I have preached it in times past to exes and i still preach it to 'still on the matters' and will do to the prospectives.
You can always find an eatery around or a p-toilet to do the thing or betterstill hold it till you get home.i dont like my man bringing out 'my' uncle T anywhere and everywhere he pleases.
RomanceRe: Are Men Smarter Than Women When It Comes To Relationships? by slimyem: 2:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
A woman might be able to read situations in a relationship better than a man can and vice-versa.
this is an individuality thing not a gender thing.
RomanceRe: How Do You Know Someone Really Likes You? by slimyem: 2:41pm On Oct 18, 2011
stereotypes do not work for everyone.some show how much they like you by calling you numerous times daily,some show it by showering you with gifts and bla bla.
Botttomline,it depends.the truth lies in the heart.you never can be too sure.
Everything with relationship is a risk!
RomanceMeeting The Right Person At The Wrong Time by slimyem(op): 2:35pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ever been in a situation where you found someone you liked who liked you in return but because of one reason or the other you couldnt date or get serious?
It might be that one party is in another relationship or going through a tough period and as such cannot commit to anything serious at that period.
It might also be a situation where one party was too young or one party had been terribly heartbroken and had been drained of all energy needed to make a relationship work.
Mine was a guy a had a 2-year relationship with.was about 4 years older and was asking for too much.seriously,he was everything a woman would want in a man but i wasnt just ready then.i needed to see and experience the world.if i just met him now,he would have been the MAN!he was the right person at the wrong time.
Now,share your experiences!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My Guy Needs A Wife ! by slimyem: 2:17pm On Oct 18, 2011
he's looking for a rebound.i pity the unlucky girl
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Want Your Girl Friend To Visit You ? by slimyem: 1:56pm On Oct 18, 2011
Judek2:
Your girlfriend?
The whole weekend!! shocked shocked
hmm,hope say e no be wetn i dey tink o huh huh
op says girls can contribute.
That's the number of times i'd oblige my boyfriend in a week.i am super-straight!!
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by slimyem: 1:50pm On Oct 18, 2011
El Guapo:
^^ grin grin grin

[color=#0066ff]Hehe. . .Jxt Praying your xperiment yield a Positive result cheesy Some Guys can be heartless and wouldn't mind beating u as if u were of same gender wiv him embarassed[/color]
beat me for what.the slap wont be for no just cause.it'd definitely be a well-deserved one.got a number of annoying guys around these days,
PoliticsRe: How Has Your State Governor Fared? by slimyem: 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ondo state-Mimiko-before,60%.now,20%.
The guy's a master SCAMMER!
CultureRe: An Ekiti Person Never Loses An Argument by slimyem: 1:07pm On Oct 18, 2011
i agree.they are very stubborn people.they do not accept defeat easily.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 12:34pm On Oct 18, 2011
now,where did they all go??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Discussion Continues. Part 2 (this Time Its Free For All) by slimyem: 12:31pm On Oct 18, 2011
toba:
yemostic, this is for uhttps://fs.christonium.com/fs_files/12361388776267_coconutcake.jpg
awww.how sweet of you.but wait o,what flavour's this cake?i have a preference for strawberries:
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by slimyem: 11:55am On Oct 18, 2011
never slapped a guy before but i plan on experimenting it pretty soon-just for the experience.:p
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Want Your Girl Friend To Visit You ? by slimyem: 11:47am On Oct 18, 2011
twice a week or betterstill-the whole weekend!
RomanceRe: Is My Boyfriend Into The Igbo Mafia? by slimyem: 12:56am On Oct 18, 2011
igbo mafia ke??
Op, specify the part of igbo land he is from.it might help us to help you.
RomanceRe: Once A Nigerian Babe Agrees To Visit You And Cook For You by slimyem: 12:52am On Oct 18, 2011
Orkinla's law of Babes cooking in respect to relationships!
RomanceRe: Why Flowers Dont Work In Nigerian Relationships by slimyem: 12:42am On Oct 18, 2011
Orkinla is so cracking me up with his 'oriki and nice wax prints'.what kind/type of girls appreciate such in this age and time?
Think it through again Sire!
RomanceRe: Why Flowers Dont Work In Nigerian Relationships by slimyem: 12:40am On Oct 18, 2011
Orkinla is so cracking me up with his 'oriki and nice wax prints'.what kind/type of girls appreciate such in this age and time?
Think it through again Sire!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Connect! by slimyem: 12:36am On Oct 18, 2011
awwwww, you must be a NICE man.are you related to Adigun Alapomeji??(just asking).

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