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justwise:
Yes!! it must be done.

I think it should be a monthly thing even after they are married.

There is nothing like. . . i trust my wife/hubby

behold, what the marriage institution has become!

Orikinla:
My dear, imagine that busybody Slimyem, trying to pretend that I am talking to her. Chineka!
Did I even invite her here.
She is gatecrashing again!

Imagine all these antagonistic Nairaland gigolos and bimbos pretending to be my amigos, but hissing behind their PCs and smart phones as they read our pillow talk.

WTF!
Do you even know what you are writing.if you've forgotten,lemme remind you this is a PUBLIC forum and as long as as you post here and i'm a member of this forum,i'll continue to respond to WHICHEVER of your threads i like HOWEVER i like.get that and sink it in your brain.NONSENSE!!!

toba:
u should know that my response was a response to your accusation. I'm giving u reason on why I'm apprehensive even though i have a crush on u. i saw u in my dreams

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yemi something else more serious is bothering my mind. i had to wake up as early as 2.22am cos of fear

now,someone is using my lines.tell me what i look like in that dream.
You have a crush on me??i would have said *sweet* but i've noticed m not the only one getting this attention.

And then what's making you fear.me

Godmother:
Not really. They could just add 4 more and make a complete football team, is all

lmao

Dyt:
bt den lust cld turn in2 love

exactly!
Infact,every love starts from lust.

upendo just said it all.

this story sef, e get as e be!

Orikinla:
My dear, as I was saying before I was interrupted by some unsolicited antagonists here. Is dating and marrying not a competition for procreation in the life cycle of man? All these darama called romance that often brings out the best and worst in our guts and wits as we date and mate until we pass on and our children will take over from where we ended our journey on earth. I mean, sometimes the whole thing bores me. Forget all the things we do in pursuit of the joys of life in a hostile universe. My dear, I am not ready for any unwanted pregnancy.

how all these JARGONS take concern me??

justwise:
Are u not the pastor's son looking for gf?

he's the one o.
Unseroius fellow!

cycline404:
@all well i guess she must av a reason or the other never the less let me keep playing along! and see how it works,

if you know this, why are you here asking for advice?huh?

coogar:
just kidding. . . . . .wanted to test your patience.
this is me:

https://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1428745e6cc5d8e3c3.gif

what kinda dance/display is this?swaggerlanta?and why are you doing it in a market place?

freecocoa:
Ogaa Oo,this is not the customer we are talking about o,mr coogar,you wan spoil biz for us,please take that uglena away from my slimmy.

Badosky abeg take water rinse your mouth*hands her a glass of water*

Slimmy please don't mind coogar he is just messing with your head,the maga dey come and na fine boy.

o baibe,abeg just find me another customer/maga if you wan make i dey serioz with the business.lielie too much for this Conga head.i need a straight-forward maga.

coogar:
here i am:

[img]http:///gallery/d/74874-4/Fattydance.gif[/img]

ugh??WTF!where is idowuogbo and freecocoa?
You no tell me say na lyk ds customer be nah,haba!*rushes off to puke*

with grasscutters,porcupines,squirrels,crocodiles and all other sweet and inviting meat in my village,i swear its hard to be a vegetarian.

Idowuogbo:
^Open sesame laju e notin dey pa, na who u dey borrow voice give .Badosky no send all dis your capital letter jare reduce and follow your customer 

o fe ma show ara e abi?o mo pe mi o nice rara.
Wetin i tell you say i dey sell wey you dey carry customer give me??
Wey d customer sef make i size am whether he reach to dey carry my handbag,

what are you worried about?
You have a relationship that'll never work(says you) and girl wants to get serious.its better for you to end it now before you break a poor girl's heart.
And then you say you are fat and ugly, you must have a very sincere mirror at home innit??

beauty is individually defined.what is beauty to me might not be to you.simples!

Idowuogbo:
^Yes Sir

Oga cougar could u come to reception for payment pls.Below are the items your money carry Sir

Listings
Ibironke
Freecocoa
Slimyemi
Kafayat

how dare you put my name as an ITEM.remove it NOW before i open my eyes,

toba:
yes cos all the babes i have crushes on, i love them cool calm and reserved. U are intelligent and must be brilliant and lovable but soe of your non calm xters are pushing me from opening up to u

my non-calm characters you say?well,its just your opinion and then whoever said anything about opening up??

silvertuke:
L♥√ع your woman Lik ROMEO, Fight 4 her Lik SPARTACUS, Protect her 24hrs Lik Jack Bauer,Rescue her Lik Micheal Scofield, Spend money on her Lik Man City,Dont b stingy 2 Her Lik Arsenal,Win Gold 4 Her Lik Barcelona, Finally wen u take her to bed, "Bomb"Her Lik "BOKOHARAM"

such funny SIMILES!

the most sensible thread/post from you EVER!
Happy birthday.best wishes!

efepro:
I need a child ASAP,but i dn't wanna get married.What shud i do?Is it wrong to hav a child without marriage?

what's with the ASAP?
You wan use the child for ritual??

yup.
All are very important!

27naira:
"experience the world"! did she say that??

yes,i said it!are you dead already??

27naira:
In an unambigous term, the Poster was simply telling you that at that phase of her life, one brother wasnt just enough! she wasn't ready to be held down by one bros when there are a million cutie-hunchy guys throwing green light at her  She don dey regret as time no too dey her side. Simples! Now you dig? 

i didnt know you were such a good word-analyst.you have done well.now,clap for yourself!

Princek12:
Don't worry keep experiencing the world till you are old and grey by yourself in a nursing home. You think good men will somehow wait on you to come back from experiencing the world. If a thread like this does not teach young girls a lesson, I don't know what will.

Let me use this hypothetical to make you understand your own story. You are, say 24 or 25, and dating a man of your dreams. But because you want to experience the world you let him go so that you can experience the world. After experiencing the so called world and now have high mileage you will now, say at age 32 or 33, say that you let go of that guy because it was the wrong time.

So it follows that what made the timing wrong for you was because you wanted to experience the world at that time of letting him go. Women like you will now be spending countless nights in night vigils praying for a husband.

as usual, unfounded opinions!
Keep assuming and propounding your theories of what you think i was or will be.it still doest count.i'm done arguing with you.

ummm,datable u say?
Do you really want to know??

Guys lie and decieve all the time and u cant do shit bout it.
i emphatise with you dear but u need to stop crying over spilt milk.he may or may not come around but dont count on it.concentrate on some other things that interest you for now.
It aint easy but you'll sure get over it albeit with time.such is life! .

DOGI DOPE:
Ladies and gentlemen gentlemess this is introducing to you on this moda fokn nairaland DOGI drugs,if only you know the meaning of my username, you would the stuff i am made of,i am the koko.








NAIRALANDERS UNA GO HEAR AM

hey!what's the name of your school.i need to talk to your principal.you are definitely going to be punished on the assembly ground tomorrow.nonsense!

Amaka G29:
Right person, Wrong time, Life might be trying to tell you something, so listen,
If the seemingly right person appears and things don't go well, it's probably because something far worse would happen if you two got together. Life has a way of putting you where you need to be. Think about every ex you have (some have to think more than others). Those people are your exes because at one point you THOUGHT he/she was the right person at the right time, but I bet you wish something had gone wrong earlier than it did so that your feelings were spared.

That being said, there are really nice guys across oceans that I sometimes wonder about, (Daydreaming)

now,i like this point of view.

what wont i see on NL?
*sighs heavily*

true!!

op,you are probably a plan B-the fall-back guy.she likes you but the only thing stopping her from dating you is her 'relationship'.
Be wise around her.dont get carried away.let her know her boundaries and try seeing/set up another girlfriend and flaunt it around her.watch her reactions.that way,you'll know what she's really about.