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If only Man u will sign mbappe and messi

Tejumola856:
I’ve tried to be in relationship many times but it doesn’t work for me, I will just get tired all of the sudden within a couple of months, I can’t even point out a reason I get tired of it, I dated at least 6 girls last year which I later breakup with them without a reason.

What I discovered is that I always love them in the beginning to the extent that I will promise them heaven and earth, at the end of the day i will get tired of them.

The issue now is that, I met this girl last year December during the Christmas, I’m not going to lie, I truly love this girl, I asked her out and she agreed to be in relationship with me, this girl has been loyal to me, she’s always come to cook for me, she has once washed my clothes, I found happiness and joy in her but now, I’m having a feelings of breaking up with her, I stop calling or texting her, I don’t even know what’s going on in my life right now but my mind keep telling me to break up with her cus I need to be free.

Please over to you married men and those who are in relationship, how does it work out for you? I don’t understand my life again!

I sincerely want to advice you before but when I saw that you claim to be devoted Moslem, I perceived that you should know what the source of your problem already. Polygamy runs freely in your blood. And you are also far from been mature mentality.

Each time I hear from this man, I always check if it's month end

Evil husband and wicked wife. They are both not fit for humanity.

BY THE TIME THE THOSE PEOPLE REALISE THE EFFECTS OF THE STUPID SIT AT HOME, NIGERIA WOULD HAVE MOVE 50 YEARS AHEAD OF THEM. IT'S SURPRISING THAT PEOPLE THAT UNDERSTAND BUSINESS SO WELL UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT POLITICS AND HUMANITY.

Someone that can not win his State want to win Nigeria.

PrinceOfLagos:
I trust he will reconsider the offer by the time Tinubu kick his ass like he did to ambode

You really think Tinubu is stupid? In politics today in this country, Tinubu is the Messi of Politics. The best by record.

Praxis758:
Nigerians didn't know they were signing up for crooks, rogues, charlatans and jakals to rule over them.

Days when Lagosians didn't know the aborigens would be subjected to tenants on their ancestral land.

Days when Lagosians didn't know government lands would be openly grabbed

Those were days when security votes hadn't corrupt our governors, constituency allowance hadn't corrupt our law makers, when vote buying hadn't been introduce into our voting system.

I still wonder what exactly has Tinubu done wrong ever since he's been a leader.
First to increase state internally generated revenue from 800million to 14billion monthly before he left office.
First to create more local government without listening to FG warning and even threat.
First to lead politics team and party to unseat a sitting government that everyone were tired of then.
First to discovered and lift up the leaders with little integrity that we are respecting in Nigeria politics. 1.Osinbajo, Aregbe, Fashola, Abode, Abiodun of Ogun state, Sanwo, the list is endless. Non of his men was accused to be corrupt in any court of law.
Only man that challenge Obasanjo to his face as sitting governor and come out clean despite EFCC as weapon for Obasanjo then.

What exactly did Tinubu has done wrong. Any Yoruba attacking Tinubu is very senseless. Nonsense

Dailyparrot:
My brother lives in the remote part of Ikorodu. They have three kids.

The children didn't go to school throughout last term and this term again, they've been staying at home. When other kids in the compound have gone to school, his kids will remain at home with the wife doing nothing.

The reason the wife stopped the kids from going to school is because she wants them to leave that part of Lagos and move to the developed part of Ikorodu or any township part of Lagos.

Invariably, she's using the kids staying at home to protest and punish the husband, maybe?

I feel she's punishing the kids and not the husband. My brother leaves for work very early in the morning and will not be able to take the kids to school himself.

He's not financially capable of relocating at this time but I feel he can plan with his wife and save towards relocating, maybe in a year's time but I doubt the wife is taking the best approach.

The wife said she's not taking up any job or starting any business until they relocate from that area. So for now, the whole burden is on my brother.

Please, what's the best approach to this their family issue. We don't want to take side and go hard on the wife, but, don't feel she's taking the best decision for the kids.

This is just 1 of the challenges of marrying an illiterate.

Princess80:
Most times I see men asking the question of what ladies bring to the table.

Seriously, we aren't created to bring, we are to process, the man is the provider, he will bring everything for us to process.

If u give us bring sperm, we give u babies
If u give us groceries, we have to give u food
If u give a house, we give u a home
Give us frustration, and trust me, i will surely multiply it and give u hell.

In the bible, Adam had everything and had dominions over it, the woman only came to help him harvest his raw materials.

When it comes to finance, Oga it is 100% ur responsibility, I could only assist when my husband isn't making much and he had future plans or if I earn better than he does.
U can't share financial burden with me and still expect me to cater for the children, wash, cook, clean all alone and still gather enough strength for ur wahala at night.
Bringing money is the only thing a man does, why on earth will u share that very one with me? When I object, u will call me a feminist, Oga masculnist, I will not share.
Every other responsibility in a home belongs to me, while financial responsibilities must be shared abi.
Note: sharing financial burden and helping are two different things.

Oya let the insults pour 123 go.

You will soon understand better my motivation speaker

JoesmartNwaSoiL:
Very classy, attractive and easy to maintain, dreadlocks is the New trend!

Though the hair style has been around for centuries, people wearing them for varieties of reasons. Some for religious purposes, some for traditional beliefs, the list is endless.

Down here in Nigeria, it has become a force to reckon with in the fashion world and beyond. with every youth clamoring for one, some already rocking the boat, lol.

While I can't always help but admire the beauty and neatness of some locs, a lot of people are getting it wrong!

The other day I was in a tricycle heading for an appointment but couldn't wait till I reach my destination before I got off. why? because I couldn't breath, the guy beside me had smelly locs!

So that brings us back to the headline. with my over five years of experience as a hair loctician / doctor (preferably, lol) I will be giving you some insightful tips, the dos and don't in keeping your locs clean and healthy.

• A lot of people believe that washing their locs everyday keeps it clean, but that's harmful rather. it will only leave you with a damp hair which in turn leads to breakage in most cases. Two times weekly is enough for keeping your hair clean. Any more than that, you're on your own!

• Don't leave your locs in braids for too long, it weakens your scalp and might lead to soreness or baldness when continuously done for a long time, ever wondered why rema had to get a cut?

• This one is very inadvisable but helplessly rampant. If you must tint or color your hair, it should be done only once, yearly and the dye should be in your hair for as long as two months. any longer than that, you're on your own!

• Always cover your hair when in Dusty environments and before going to bed. covering your locs has benefits, which includes keeping them warm.

• Though dreadlocks, a style is less expensive and gives room for DIY, you should get yourself a hair consultant or a professional loctician (emphasis laid) it helps! you should have someone to talk to more often about the health of your locs.

• You should relock and treat your your locs at least once monthly, twice if you're part of those who like their scalp shiny always. And that should only be done by a professional as emphasized above.

• You can wash your hair with mild shampoos, avoid those ones with much chemicals, Virgin hair mentholated ones are ok. No conditioning!

You forgot to mention that wearing loc is a silent way of saying you are not responsible if you are a man, only women can wear it without you becoming suspect of crimes by Nigeria police. If police ask you to come down for search out of many people in a bus, just know that its because of your hair style of black lips of a smoker

Tetraninja:
I’m going back to school soon and I’m wondering what courses can this waec result get?
Maths C6
Biology D7
English C4
Further maths F9
Chemistry C4
Economics B3
Marketing C5
Civic education A1
Physics F9

Write another waec jeje if you don't want to die trying. Physics has finished that result. F9 physics is a no no for any science student.

sazzyyarns:
My husband flogs me with cane and belt whenever we have an altercation. We are not newly weds and by now we should have understood each other.

He never apologizes when we reconcile instead he says i should stop doing things that provoke him (which doesnt include me going physical, so its not even in self defence). At this point im really just frustrated!!!
He flogs me in the presence of the kids, sometimes he flogs them and then flogs me too.

stop doing whatever makes him beat you because it appears you provoke him easily too. You are supposed to be a wife and your husband your master. Treat him as your master if you want peace. I hate the fact that he beats you anyway but this post is about you and not him.

Baawaa:
Yemi Osinbajo all the way
Check his profile, you will baffle

who told you he will have the liver to face Tinubu in any political battle. We don't betray ourselves when it comes to situation like this. I will support Osibanjo ahead Tinubu but it is almost impossible they will both fight for same ticket.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Preaching lies so as to get more gullible persons..

get more gullible persons to do what for him? You definitely not thinking before talking

Myexdisturbs:
Tinubu is the biggest achiever in your skull mining sadwaste by establishing touts , aside being a senator and a gov which other positions has he held . Afonjjass are ignorantly laugh
able

That is your next president.

Myexdisturbs:
Does Umahi look like your Tinubu that has already collapsed and patching himself with a walking stick

Tinubu is the biggest achiever in Nigeria politics, no past leader has his record of achievements, not even past president. He move Lagos state from generating #800 million monthly to generating #13 billion month and first ever governor to create more local government without the federal government approval, manage the state for 4 years without any allocations from federal government. If you hate the man, they you hate development and achievement. It is as simple as that.

Tokskob2008:
Even APC might still hand their ticket over to the North... Nothing is certain in politics.

it appears you know little about Nigeria politics, PAC is surely coming to south, even PDP that is considering the north is doing so just because of the desperation to win power back and not because they have any 4 years plan for north.

Basicend:
In what way sir?

This one na Tinubu house boy na. . What else do expect him to say. . ?

wake up from your slumber. Tinubu is the next president.

THE SONG IS BECOMING LOUDER

kayusely70:
I think Fayose is supporting him

even Fayose is not stable too, he supported Prof Eleka in the last election, now supporting another candidate even the same party even when the supported before is still contesting

Xscape1993:
What is the benefit of this to Nigerians since the evil party is still in power? This price increase will not stop the evil party from borrowing big money from foreign countries.

You hatred has makes you to even forget that you are part of people spending the money directly or indirectly.

Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!

In the understanding the physical through spiritual understanding. You have just 1 problem but entangled with 3 stubborn enemies. Out of the 3 enemies one is already defeated which is
1. Understanding that you have problem. The fact that you realize that you have problem is a great step toward success.
2. Alcoholism is the enemy at the gate of your dirty life. This is enemy you need to that is the real insider that open your weakness. Dealing with your 3rd enemy without dealing with this alcoholism is a waste of time. You can only be free if this enemy at the cage is confonted and sacked.
3. The real enemy of sexual pervertness. Fast and pray everyday for 21 days. The kind of fasting I mean is not eating food but just avoiding things that gives you pleasure like alcohol and woman

JavaScript90:
Great. But this project should be sited at a major oil producing state like Imo state with the likes of shell anoh gas project not at Lagos. He should source for his oil from the 30 liters of oil Lagos produce. SMH for NIGERIA

Every wise investors rather setup where the investment is safer. Let the Igbos keep destroying their future with self inflicted injuries

Just hope only one will propose

juri:
ShobayoEmma:

What you both have are great gifts. You guys should not take it for granted by leaving careless sinful lives. Remember Samson in the Bible, after series of careless living, he never new when the power of God left him. What you do not appreciate will eventually live your life. Sadly, sometimes people like you guys grow up without proper nurturing and guidance of your gifts.

I will advice you both draw close to God and live a dedicated live for his glory and Kingdom. It may not necessarily mean you have to open a church. Someone advance CED you of pastors who may sabotage your gift, sadly, this can also happen not to mention jealousy and envy. Because let's face it, what you guys seem to seelessly display, some people will fast seven days and may not even come close to what you have described.

I will advice you listen to the teaching ministry of Apostle Joshua Selman of Koinonia Abuja/ Zaria. He has that biblical balance I think people in our generation needs. Just try and Google him out and listen to his messages. If any of you are in Abuja, they meet at Chida Event Center Utako at 5pm every Sunday beginning from January 16. I wish you both the best and may God deliver you guys from any form of spiritual pollution/manipulation that tend to affect or afflict people with such gifts if not well guided.

Some Messages from Apostle Joshua Selman you will find interesting:

1. The Mystery of Deliverance, Part 1 to 4.

2. The serpent and the woman.

3. The Power to get wealth Part 1 and 2.

Once against, I sincerely wish you both the best in life.

Modified: You may both find this thread useful. Read and loin the WhatApp group also: https://www.nairaland.com/2705292/seeing-demons-angels-fallen-angels

alright. I will

juri:
Good evening, Did you listen to the messages I recommended earliar?

what messages? I did not get the reccomendation

anuofGod:
It's a gift. Move closer to God.
The holy spirit will help you realize your full potential.
If you're a Muslim, move closer to God, God will help you realize your full potential

Thank you, I am trying hard to do so. I am a Christian but from Muslim background.

Benjaniblinks:
Give their bodies to our brother from the other side. They will make good use of it

People of your type don't go far in life, stop creating enemies for yourself more than friends.

chatinent:
Buhari looks older than him.

and also more honourable than him

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

If you are not ready to personally supervise the investment yet, just keep your money in bank.