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Health › Re: Young Man Attempts Suicide, Jumps From 3rd Mainland Bridge (video + Graphics) by Slurity(m): 10:13pm On Dec 15, 2021
Landmack:
Say no to hard drugs.

When most of these guys finish sniffing mkpurumiri,that wicked voice will start whispering to them like ‘climb the bridge and jump down, the money is there’

Na wa o
May you never get to the point that young man get to before taking that action. I have got to that level and even did it but God took my back. Not everyone you see in that level do drugs. Life is deep. Laugh less at others
Politics › Re: FEC Okays New Salary Structure For Police by Slurity(m): 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2021
Elidrisy20:
you be criminal
Call any name you like but I am sure the criminality in police force alone is more than mine. I an yet to meet a police personnel that is not corrupt, no single 1.
Politics › Re: FEC Okays New Salary Structure For Police by Slurity(m): 7:27pm On Dec 15, 2021
The name Police irritates me. I always feel that that unit of force should be scrapped
Travel › Re: Which Nice Country Can I Relocate To Legally With ₦8m? by Slurity(m): 1:39pm On Dec 15, 2021
I would have love that people really answer this question. I am already saving towards my own Japa.
Nairaland General › Re: What Calms You Down Whenever You Are Angry? by Slurity(m): 5:24am On Dec 15, 2021
Advice myself
Politics › Re: 2023: I Won’t Turn Down Your Calls, Tinubu Tell Nigerians by Slurity(m): 5:02am On Dec 15, 2021
Hashabiah:
Only wicked and inconsiderate people will support Tinubu's presidential ambition. And for those who will start talking rubbish , let me ask you this question: what will Tinubu do for you and your family once he becomes president? Will he change the status of poverty and frustrations you are currently running from ? Think my people
What has the past president been doing for you when they are president? Give Nigeria reason why Tinubu is different and should not be considered. Convince people with fact and figures but not just words coming from a hateful heart without reason.
Food › Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by Slurity(m): 4:23am On Dec 12, 2021
deanoffaculty:
My Niggar! People don't know how delicious snake meat is. Most especially when you grill it with aboki pepper and wrap it inside foil paper. Get a seat, pull-off your shirt and turn the palmwine inside cup. Uhmmm....yummy!! Tastes good!
Dedicated to all pro-SNAKE Nairalanders.

Signed:
Management.

Cc: Lala
The quote is your picture is the lamest quote of 2021. What a lazy way to see life.
Food › Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by Slurity(m): 4:20am On Dec 12, 2021
Should we say animals that lay eggs are pregnant? Lmao... my pregnant chicken. Education without sense is a double wahala.
Celebrities › Re: Kristina 'Kika' Dukic Commits Suicide Over Hateful Messages by Slurity(m): 4:17am On Dec 12, 2021
Suicide is a beast that always need to be prepared against ahead of time. Always imagine the worst case scenario and prepare against it as if it will eventually happen. God will see us through.
Family › Re: Genotype: I'm The Only One Still Living In This Picture - Man by Slurity(m): 2:51pm On Dec 11, 2021
I DON'T CARE IF THE CHILD IS MINE OR NOT SO FAR THE CHILD IS READY TO TAKE ME AS FATHER AND THE MUM SEE ME AS HUSBAND. I WILL CARRY ON MY RESPONSIBILITY. IF YOU VALUE HAPPINESS OVER BEEN RIGHT OR WRONG DON'T EVEN THINK OF DNA.
Family › Re: I Hit My Husband By Mistake by Slurity(m): 5:35am On Dec 10, 2021
sthar:
My husband and I have not had the best relationship. The past two years has been really tough for us, we've had to struggle to make this marriage work. Although we have two kids, My husband talks down on me all the time.

He calls me an ordinary female, a useless creation and believes he owns me. He believes women should not have a freewill and are properties to their husbands. He calls himself my Alpha and omega. I sometimes wish he would hit Me rather than say all sorts to me.
Last week he started as usual. He called me names and Went on to talk about how he would teach me a lesson someday. I really don't know what came over me. I slapped him.

I s.wear it wasn't intentional, I didn't mean to hit him. I thought he would hit me back but he did not. It's been a whole week and he acts like nothing happened. He goes about playing with the kids , he greets me and makes sure we have food to eat too , but it is so unlike him.


My husband always reports to my parents. He tells them everything I do wrong and they always end up calling a meeting. But this time he's silent , he doesn't want sex too which Is so unlike him. I don't know what to do , I feel like he's planning to hurt me really big. I want to call my parents but everyone would blame me. How do I tell the world I slapped my husband?
Your husband have exact characters like me in the are of his reaction after the slap. My own case is not even a slap from my wife, she only lock my cloth and drag me shouting that I must beat her in the present of my immediate younger sister leaving with us. This action hurt me to the bone but surprisingly without planning it. I did not react negatively to this her actions, in fact I was the one begging her for us to settle the misunderstanding. Let me now tell you what you have done to your husband, it is either one of this two fact. It is either he now hate you like shot and only want to be in your life because of the children or he is taking his time to hurt you back big time as you suggested. It is 70:30% because you added that he don't want sex anymore. That is a clear indication that his love for you has evaporated by your action. But you still have a big chance to win her back big time since he did not tell or report you. Do you know what i did in my own case, I waited for about too month after pretending as if nothing happens and distancing myself from the bedroom. I look for a moment that I know she is happy and will listen well to me. I brought it up that I only needed her to apologise which she broke down in tears and apologized with all her heart and I totalling forgave her. I will advice you to do the same, study him and approach him when you he is at least happy, bring up the topic and cry as if it just happened, take ALL the blame and in fact be ashamed of yourself. Ask him for forgiveness and in fact mean it. If he is a matured man. The issue should die right there
Family › Re: 2 Men Lay Claims To A Baby Boy In Edo (Pictures, Video) by Slurity(m): 10:15am On Dec 08, 2021
Conwarden:
All I see are 2 statutory rapists.
Both men have a legal case to answer for defiling a minor, with or without her consent.


sad

Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!
Try to read or listen before commenting. 21 years old a minor?
Sports › Re: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by Slurity(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2021
Apart from goal, MESSI surpass you in all other parameters for 2021. If we are talking about 2020 then it's Lewa
Politics › Re: Presidency: Shettima Tells Ezeife It’s Too Late To Kneel And Beg by Slurity(m): 8:49am On Dec 07, 2021
hisexcellency34:
See young boy Shetimma insulting someone old enough to be his grandfather
This is not a matter of age, it's a matter of common sense. Shetimma has just unleash more matured character than Ezeife
Politics › Re: Presidency: Shettima Tells Ezeife It’s Too Late To Kneel And Beg by Slurity(m): 8:48am On Dec 07, 2021
Full fact.
Politics › Re: Buhari Inaugurates 368km Roads Across Nigeria In Two Weeks by Slurity(m): 8:18pm On Dec 06, 2021
Jubril really love this country they tricked him to come and lead.
Health › Re: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by Slurity(m): 7:18am On Dec 06, 2021
The owner of the car definitely has no fault but the parents of the children and the children themselves. This is purely an accident. Going by the story if it's true.
Crime › Re: Primary School Teacher Jailed For Life For Raping 5-Year-Old Pupil In Jigawa by Slurity(m): 8:55am On Dec 04, 2021
WibusJaga:
huh

No need to waste hard-earned tax-payers money feeding such individuals for life. He should immediately be converted into manure for farmers or better still donated to a medical research institute let his organs be harvested to save lives.
Baddest. I am on same page with you
Sports › Re: Guardiola Blasts Critics Who Claim It’s Unfair To Award Messi The Ballon D’or by Slurity(m):
Malory:
This year's stolen award has tainted all the previous awards won by Leo. It shows he is curropt and a petty thief and Guardiola supporting him equally means he is a big thief
You know NOTHING about football. Focus on your nollywood
Sports › Re: England Women Make History With Incredible 20-0 Win Over Latvia by Slurity(m): 6:31am On Dec 02, 2021
Latvia, what continent can we find the town?
Health › Re: Omicron COVID Appeared In Nigeria In October - Weeks Before South Africa by Slurity(m): 6:26am On Dec 02, 2021
Kingzy4pep:
Is this Doctor not a fool? He probably thinks there's a prize for who discovers it first.

If you even check properly, this omicron didn't start in SA.
The westerners are just masturbating on this discovery by barning flights from most African nations because we aren't buying the idea of vaccination.
South Africans too go talk sef. If na Europeans, them go chill.
with Your statement, it is glaring, you don't understand medical practice a bit. If you did not understand why the discovery has to be revealed then you are probably among those that did not understand science and did not even believe the virus exist in the first place
Health › Re: Omicron COVID Appeared In Nigeria In October - Weeks Before South Africa by Slurity(m): 6:22am On Dec 02, 2021
Mrchippychappy:
This country na wa.

Una go use una hand spoil country name finish and then turn around to accuse the innocent youths of being responsible for the bad name the country has!

All this miracle discovery just so dey can take their begging bowl to USA, EU and WHO to beg for funds to "combat" the spread of Omicron.

even though your reasoning make sense, your judgement is shallow. How on earth do you think discovery of the micron earlier in Nigeria will bring good fortunes to the Drs or Nigeria? Your kind of mindset that everyone else is corrupt except yourself is devilish and annoying.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Interesting Jobs That Can Generate Good Income In Nigeria by Slurity(m): 6:46pm On Dec 01, 2021
Offerservice:
Many people believe that to earn big you must work tirelessly. Apparently, good harvest comes from hard work, but it doesn't mean you can't work at your comfort or do the most interesting things and earn well.

This article reveals five most interesting jobs that generate good income in Nigeria. Also, by the end of this article I believe you’ll get insight on what job to start.


5 Interesting Jobs That Generates Good Income in Nigeria

1. Animator: this job is suitable for a creative individual. It entails creating animation and visual effects for television, movies, games, etc. If you’re interested in learning it, you can acquire the skill on YouTube or from an individual who already have the knowledge.
See latest job openings

2. Blogging: blogging is another great job idea. Also, it generates good income. Although, it seems difficult to many, yet it is easy once you’re focused. More so, blogging requires patience in other to earn from google ads.

3. e-Commerce: currently many jobs are done online. You can start up an e-commerce business. It might cost a lot to own your own e-commerce store, but you can make use of a free e-commerce store that will help you showcase your business online and get you customers from around the world check.

4. Realtor: involves real estate management, selling of buildings, and houses. You can start by connecting with people who are into it and start selling. However, if you’re thinking of how to promote and publicize it, just make use of this online store that allows you to sell your business to buyers around the world.

5. Stylist: hair stylist, fashionistas, designers fall under this job.

I hope this article was helpful. Kindly leave any questions or comments below.
So Agriculture is not interesting? You did not include what should be your number 1.
Pets › Re: Shivering Puppy Is Rescued After Being Swept Away From Its Mother By Flood (Pix) by Slurity(m): 6:28am On Nov 30, 2021
smartasuen:
What Oyibo cannot save from drowning does not exist.
except a situation where the snake bite the bumbum and no where to tie
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by Slurity(m): 1:20pm On Nov 28, 2021
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Politics › Re: Buhari: Nigeria Has No Reason To Import Food, Raw Materials by Slurity(m): 8:48am On Nov 28, 2021
My greatest surprise is that a jubril from Sudan can love Nigeria this much and neglect his own family and country
Family › Re: Her Mother Making Passes At Her Husband by Slurity(m): 7:04am On Nov 28, 2021
FirefliesSun:
I am so mad right now. I am so confused.
Today around 5:30, I had to visit my friend to pluck hibiscus flowers.

One thing led to another while at the flowers, I saw my friend's mother making eyes/wink and pouting to my friends husband. He just smiled back although he noticed I saw it but the mother didn't.

I can swear they are having a fling and it's shameful. I don't know how to tell her. I am just here, very confused and bothered. Even if I wanted to tell her, how do I even start?
I PITY YOU IN ADVANCE.
Education › Re: What Course Can She Read With This WAEC Results by Slurity(m): 9:38pm On Nov 26, 2021
franciskaine:
not true dude. A child might have passion for mathematics and fail woefully in economics. No subject is too simple nor too hard.
I agree with you to 2 % though but believe me, such a child need medical attention. That is very abnormal
Education › Re: What Course Can She Read With This WAEC Results by Slurity(m): 7:20pm On Nov 26, 2021
franciskaine:
Economics simple subject?
Yes, compare to Mathematics
Education › Re: What Course Can She Read With This WAEC Results by Slurity(m): 4:00pm On Nov 26, 2021
What kind of result is this. It is 100% obvious this student did not pass the English and Mathematics himself or herself. How on earth will a student smart enough to have B3 Mathematics and have F9 in those simple subjects.

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