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Family › Re: My Grandma Still Sends My Dad On Errands by Slurity(m): 6:54pm On Sep 29, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
Omo we busted village yesterday, we are in my grandmas place.
After lunch, i was shocked when my grandma told my dad to go outside and buy recharge card for her.
See man wey dey form hard man for house
Dem dey send to go buy recharge card

I couldn't help but hold my laughter when my dad went out to buy recharge card

E really shock me, my dad is a Big man ohh
As well respected thats why im wondering why his mother (my grandma) still send him on errands
Are You serious at all?
Food › Re: I Just Bought This Animal From Some Boys, How Do I Prepare It? by Slurity(m): 12:01am On Sep 29, 2022
OsuIgboIpob:
This is how most of you just kill yourselves and die untimely with strange diseases.

Your sin is one of the deadly sins = GLUTTONY

For you, anything that moves is food. This is a baby animal and yet you still want to eat it. cry cry

Continue eating everything until you eat your death. Mugu
Just to give simple advice, you abuses and even curse someone that has not done anything wrong to you in anyway. Haba! Hatred in your heart is bitter.
Politics › Re: Supporters Eat “Agbado” At City Boy Movement Concert In Abuja (Pictures) by Slurity(m): 10:38pm On Sep 28, 2022
Upliftment101:
Hungry looking rascals
enjoy the abuse, call us any name you like, we are winning. We don't even have time to abuse you back
Politics › Re: "City Boy" Rally In Abuja As Youths Campaign For Tinubu (Photos) by Slurity(m): 10:36pm On Sep 28, 2022
nedekid:
It does not make sense for any sane and rational person to support apc or the person that brought this misery upon us. Unless financially induced.
Abi are they not suffering?
Imagine them proudly chewing agbado shocked NO BE JUJU BE THAT?
Anyway, immediately recuit them into the army!
Na juju jare, we pray the juju to keep making us to stupidly support Tinubu. Our mumu never do. Keep bad mouthing us as you like, we don't care.
Politics › Re: "City Boy" Rally In Abuja As Youths Campaign For Tinubu (Photos) by Slurity(m): 10:33pm On Sep 28, 2022
Creamypie:
That fishbrained girl brandishing her share of agbado. No student or educated person and their family go support apc
keep deceiving yourself. When you hear figures of the election, You will understand that we non students and uneducated people are more than the students. call us any name you like, we don't care.
Politics › Re: 2023: I’ve Flagged Off APC Campaigns With My 4 Wives, 28 Children - Doguwa by Slurity(m): 10:06pm On Sep 28, 2022
JAGABAN ALL THE WAY.
Career › Re: Employers Risk One-month Imprisonment For Late Payment Of Salaries by Slurity(m): 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2022
Dshocker:
One of the contestants of the 2023 presidential election killed Funsho Williams

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Why should Nigerians listen to foolish man like Jonathan?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Man Lights Himself On Fire To Protest Putin’s Draft (photos) by Slurity(m): 11:49am On Sep 28, 2022
Jonasbadoo:
Shut up jawe ...
But you can cry for your colonial Queen and celebrate Your colonial masters and your current and past thieving and corrupt leaders
both mourning queen or celebrating queens her achievements and praising Putin are in the same class of stupidity.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Man Lights Himself On Fire To Protest Putin’s Draft (photos) by Slurity(m): 11:49am On Sep 28, 2022
Guyman01:
You are the sick one mourning Queen Eliza everyday online because you depend on western media to think for you
both mourning queen or celebrating queens her achievements and praising Putin are in the same class of stupidity.
Travel › Re: Lagos Tests The Blue Rail Train Service (Video) by Slurity(m): 9:33am On Sep 28, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Nigeria with a population of over 200m people is celebrating rail transportation as an achievement in 2022. When countries like Scotland and other European countries with less resources and less than 6m population have far more advanced trains and don't even make a sound.

With our population and resources, Nigeria should be rubbing shoulders with USA, Russia, China and Co. But no, we've choose to remain a 3rd world country that's why rail transportation will always call for jubilations. And give us energy to defend those looting us dry.

Africa is truly a shit hole...

This I have seen.You complain when you see bad side of Africa and see complain when Africa achieve anything positive. You are not well but possessed with bad spirit that never see anything good about himself. It will be difficult for you to grow or improve in anything if you don't change the way you reason.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Man Lights Himself On Fire To Protest Putin’s Draft (photos) by Slurity(m): 9:21am On Sep 28, 2022
Russians are slaves under there own government. Whoever you see celebrating Putin is either sick or a devil incarnate
Crime › Re: Dethroned Lagos Traditional Ruler Sentenced To 15 Years For Faking His Kidnap by Slurity(m): 8:29pm On Sep 27, 2022
This is Lagos state. No nonsense. If you do anyhow, You go see anyhow.
Travel › Re: Loko-Oweto Road Construction Nears Completion (Video, Pix) by Slurity(m): 11:01am On Sep 27, 2022
grin
Politics › Re: Bolaji Akinyemi: How Jonathan Didn't Sign Confab Report by Slurity(m): 5:49am On Sep 27, 2022
WHEN I TELL PEOPLE THAT JONATHAN REMAIN THE WORST PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, THE ARGUE WITH ME. JONATHAN HAS ALL HE NEEDED TO CHANGE THIS COUNTRY FOR GOOD BUT HE KILLED THE NATION WITH CLUELESS NESS. SOME IDIOTS STILL CELEBRATE THE MOST EDUCATED USELESS TILL TODAY.
Education › Re: ASUU Strike, Deaths: UNICAL Loses Over 21 Lecturers by Slurity(m): 9:13pm On Sep 26, 2022
ANYTIME I HEAR UNICAL, WHAT COMES TO MY MIND IS HALF BAKED GRADUATES. 3 GRADUATES FROM UNICAL WHERE MY HALL MATE DURING NYSC DAYS MANY YEARS AGO, AND THEY ALL HAPPENED TO BE VERY DUMB AND WE THE REST FROM OTHER UNIVERSITY ALWAYS WONDER IF THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CALL A GRADUATE AT ALL. EVER SINCE THEN, I HAVE FORM A BAD OPINION ABOUT THE SCHOOL. IT IS SO BAD TO THE EXTENT THAT, I DON'T THINK I WILL CONSIDER ANY PRODUCT OF THAT SCHOOL FOR JOB WITHOUT DOUBLE-CHECKING.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Is The President Nigeria Needs – Oke Umurhohwo by Slurity(m): 9:02pm On Sep 26, 2022
onlyboyson:
As una bend soo ,na so una wan bend Nigeria
As una dey piss for clothes na so una wan increase the price of DIAPERS grin grin grin
Una wan carry zombie put for aso rock


The way Tinubu dey avoid interview,e come b like say na him pr***k dey wan collect
write correct grammar if you really want a sensible conversation. I don't understand the trash you wrote here.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Is The President Nigeria Needs – Oke Umurhohwo by Slurity(m): 5:15pm On Sep 26, 2022
onlyboyson:
Another lost soul has spoken
By the time you start hearing the vote figures, you will understand that we the so called lost soul are more that the dead obituaries. You can go ahead and abuse and run your more as your like. We don't care.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Is The President Nigeria Needs – Oke Umurhohwo by Slurity(m): 5:11pm On Sep 26, 2022
Corridon:
You don't have voter's card so shift.
I probably have been around before you even know that voters card is. Best possible position for Obituary is 3rd.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Is The President Nigeria Needs – Oke Umurhohwo by Slurity(m): 5:07pm On Sep 26, 2022
Corridon:
Collect Atiku dollars and praise him. Nigerians are solidly behind Peter Obi.
Say vissionless Nigeria are behind Obi. Even Obi himself knew he is going no where.
Politics › Re: Wike: Atiku appoints Secondus, Oyinlola, Anyim, Saraki, Others As Advisers by Slurity(m): 5:05pm On Sep 26, 2022
Why is it so hard to make Ayu resign, what will it cost this senseless party?
Crime › Re: Police Confirm Death Of Youth From Alleged Drug Overdose, Arrest Friends by Slurity(m): 5:03pm On Sep 26, 2022
Rest in peace to the fool. We that are still alive have no proof of been wiser though.
Crime › Re: The Identity Of Murdered CRUTECH Student In Calabar Revealed (graphic Photo) by Slurity(m): 4:53pm On Sep 26, 2022
He was double checked at last. May God forgive him and the killers
Crime › Re: Man Beats Up Suspected Thief Who Tried To Snatch His Phone by Slurity(m): 4:48pm On Sep 26, 2022
Mirabella00:
We agreed his a theif but did he supposed to be treated that way
Every body have also taking what that did not belongs to them
Please tell me how he was supposed to be treated? He did not kill him now.
Crime › Re: Watch The Trending Video Of A Girl Before & After She Met Her Abusive Boyfriend by Slurity(m): 4:35pm On Sep 26, 2022
She is still beautiful. I want her
Romance › Re: I'm About Settling Down But Scared Of This by Slurity(m): 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2022
nlreserve:
This girl is a nurse with nice character and beautiful but I'm a fan of moderate breast and moderate ass or curve.

The issue is that since we started our friendship, she uses this padded tight nickers that helps her look like she has ass and padded bra that makes her boob moderate.

It was later after like three months of meeting her, when we were making out I discovered that it was the padded undies that helped her looked like she had those moderate boobs and ass/curve.

Meanwhile, we were already talking about marriage but the thought of her small ass and small boob scares me as I wouldn't want to cheat on her after settling down.

My mind is telling me that she might add weight and the ass and boobs might add after childbirth since women tend to add weight then but I'm not sure.

Please, is it possible for the ass and boobs to add up after childbirth or I should just move on?
Try working on yourself to grow about physical satisfaction, I almost this mistake when still single and about to choose. Please marry her if she has characters that will give you peace of mind. Breast and ass does not worth build your home on. Be wise
Politics › Re: Fredrick Nwabufo: It’s In Igbo’s Best Interest To Support Tinubu by Slurity(m): 8:28am On Sep 25, 2022
FromZeroToHero:
God forbid BAT thing.

I rather vote for Atiku or Kwankwaso than to vote Tinubu.
vote whoever you want please, we always expect some people few people to reason like toolder even when we know they are older.
Crime › Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by Slurity(m): 8:19am On Sep 25, 2022
Somebody need to give the policeman an award. I love him
Politics › Re: 2023: Over 2000 PDP, SDP Defect To APC In Oyo by Slurity(m): 8:06am On Sep 25, 2022
BurialGround:
cheesy
Yes, we are stupid and yes we are voting Tinubu. The end will justify the means
Politics › Re: Farooq A. Kperogi: Lies And Truth About Obi, Atiku, And Tinubu by Slurity(m): 8:08am On Sep 24, 2022
Towncrier007:
Now let's assume all these things are true,we will still vote Obi so next pls....
Surely Obi will get enough vote to give him third in the election
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cannot Eat Due To Pains From Gastro Intestine Disorder - Lawyer by Slurity(m): 9:30pm On Sep 23, 2022
Corridon:
Nigerians will not take it lightly if anything happens to Kanu.
Only the fools will cry if he die. Nothing will happen afterwards
Politics › Re: Ayu is Very corrupt, he Collected N1bn from a PDP Presidential Aspirant - Wike by Slurity(m): 3:26pm On Sep 23, 2022
sweetkevisco:
This is why I like pdp,secrets can be revealed but Apc ehh you dare not reveal secrets.
I am sure if we hear Apc secrets ,we will just faint
If You did not faint under Jonathan mismanagement of fund, through Allison madueke, pension scheme, Stella Odua and Jonathan's wife, then nothing can kill you again. PDP is the worst Nigeria nightmare
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Certificates Emerges As Nigerians Point To Discrepancies In Obi's Own by Slurity(m): 5:53pm On Sep 22, 2022
PresidObi:
Peter Obi is eminently qualified to be the president of Nigeria. All his results and certificates are public knowledge, anyone in doubt should head to the courts, till then, people should stop grasping at straws because it cannot stop them from drowning in the open seas of February 2023 elections.

Meanwhile, we are still waiting for a lot of answers on the following questions;

1. Where was Tinubu born?
2. Who are his biological parents ?
3. Where did he have his primary and secondary education ?
4. Where was he before he suddenly appeared in Chicago?
5. Is he a Ghost?
The fact that you don't know where he was born is your problem? YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP BEEN A CHILD

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