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opara28:
ok we'v heard

Are you his spokesman?

Gerrarehere

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oluseyiforjesus:
Is like Benz is taking it frm Toyota ds days oooo evry where Benz

Benz no be Toyota mate na

Seriously

What exactly is the point of uploading this pix?

Is it for single boys to look at his wife and envisage how good she will be on bed or for single girls to wish they are in her position dealing with basketmouth

Bedroom picture is private and should remain so, except you're acting a movie

I'm not understanding this social media era

Did anyone notice that Tonto Dikeh posts have made frontpage for 5 days consecutively now?

Tonto Dikeh has taken MMM position

Nairaland mod smh

afroxyz:
Can you even listen to yourself without throwing up. 'The woman hold bar', then you should throw your sense of self worth? What is this money you guys fret yourselves over?

First of all, you have absolute no moral ground to make defamatory comment about my post.
Secondly, I justifying the reasons the dude is married to the old lady doesn't mean I see it as a wonderful thing to do neither does it mean I can do such. Unlike making slandering and derogative remarks on the dude's life like many of you people are doing, I decided to look at things from the dude perspective. You may think he is an idiot, but he definitely knows what he is getting and what he wanted from the relationship.

Make una dey laff the guy. Na una know

My guy wey know say this woman go reach 80 years old in 20 years time, and if she dies, all her asset will be willed to him

As a sharp bad guy, he knows sacrificing 20 years of his life to inherit million dollars of asset in his 40s is not too much to pay for

NB: just an observation, I can see both of them holding a young baby, since this woman can't give birth at that age, it's either they adopted the baby, which implies the woman's worth is substantial, or they used a surrogate mother which can cost up to 80k usd or more. This just validate my point that this woman go hold bar. Make una dey continue laffing the guy there, my homeboy know wetin he dey do

Smh

The kind topic wey dey make fp today nawa

When did Nairaland turn to this?

Simple solution

When she don sleep, use wet towel wipe the makeup comot, take phone snap her face, show her the picture the next day, nothing to hide again.

bonechamberlain:
Hmmm so all those jazz are gone

The jazz aren't gone. All man must die

I know we believe in God in Nigeria, and we always look onto God to protect us which is a good thing. But let's be sincere with ourselves, we are very terrible drivers in Nigeria. We don't obey traffic rules and we drive like people on drug. And the problem is compounded by bad state of our roads in the country

Now before we all say may God help us and move on like it's one of those things, let's help ourselves by being responsible drivers so that God protection on us can be justified. For those that lost their lives RIP, and for the injured speedy recovery ijn.

lawalosky:
But I thought Mrs Saraki suppose to wear hijab, abi she no be moslem? Only asking though

From my knowledge, not all muslim women wear hijab. Even some Arab muslim women don't wear hijab. I believe it's more of a cultural thing than religion thing. But you know in Africa we take things too serious

RIP Eric

Just an insight for those of us still living

OMAP1:
Police will charged you for aiding and abetting suicide. Better carry this your equipment from here ooooo.

Death penalty genius

That guy should go to jail

Please do the needful

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Wateva

grandstar:
Poor here stands for bad and not literally material poverty.

Still apply. Some people were raised by molester, pedophile, criminal etc. And the still become good people in life

Arsenal hahahaha

Funny enough, I'm an Arsenal fan, but I just don't have a single believe in the team

Any result that comes I take, if lost like today, I laugh. If win I celebrate. Otherwise, one will just kill himself with high bp

prejulsuc:
Exactly

If it is America with the 3 strike law, he will be serving a very lengthy jail term now.

grandstar:
Very poor upbringing

Bro many people have poor upbringing, some even have upbringing poorer than his own, and they didn't result into theft. This guy is just a kleptomaniac. He can never change. An average criminal sent to jail once, reflect on their way of life and turn a new leaf. This idiot has been sent to prison 7 freaking times and still continue doing the same thing

See his eye


Prison suppose to reform a criminal, but this one can never be reformed. Went to prison 7 times and continue doing the same thing that sent him to prison that 7 times

They should lock him up and throw the key away. Good riddance abeg

Oligarchy system in North is what's killing that region

This fool just provide evidences to be charged for child molestation and sex with underage

It just that Nigeria is such a non functioning country, if not, this idi.ot should be facing 10 years in prison now

Nawa

We don hear am on Nairaland.

Tonto Dikeh this Tonto Dikeh that

Ok

TeamSimple:
Dry joke

Is this one dry? Ehn

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4 rounds on Valentine's day

Barca this belle wey you carry, may you deliver the baby successfully ijn

orobs93:
How do you feel when no fork was given?

Let's all assume there was actually a call between Trump (agent orange) and Buhari (Baba sickler), I'm quite sure it will be one of the most awkward phone call between 2 presidents ever. I'm sure the phone conversation won't be far from this

Phone ringing.....

Trump: Is this Buharai? (Trump doesn't give a flying fvck, he will call the name the way he pleases)

Buhari: who iz this flease?

Trump: It is me DJT

Buhari: who iz DJaiT?

Trump: It is Donald J Trump fool

Buhari: Oga, I haf ben waiting por ya coll walahi

Trump: I know, I am awesome, everybody cant wait to talk to me

Buhari: Oga, thank you por colling me

Trump: wait a minute, is your area code not the same with Theresa May, has your country moved to UK?

Buhari: No oga, my countiri I no move, it was me that came por medical checki up

Trump: Is there no hospital in your country?

Buhari: there iz oga, but the pacility iz not good

Trump: you see why I want to deport your citizens from my country, they are taking all our jobs and can't even build a single hospital in their country

Buhari: oga defort them, i will use e hep cc to arrez them

Trump: I don't care

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: Now let's get to the reason why I called

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: How well are you handling the Boko haram bastards?

Buhari: pery well oga, we are winning the pight

Trump: do you need nuclear weapon to blow the suckers off the surface of earth?

Buhari: thankiyu, but i dont need it oga

Trump: ok if you say so, but don't come crying to me if they terrorize you

Buhari: I fromise I won't come *coughing profusely*

Trump: I have to end the call now before you give me Ebola over the phone

Buhari: ok, tank por the pone call oga

Trump: ok byeee

Hangs off

zendy:
Soldiers are trained to kill for their country, they are not trained to kill for their vanity like Murtala did. Ojukwu commited which attrocity? Thats like saying that Gowon commited attrocities because of the Asaba massacre. Neither Gowon nor Ojukwu held any direct field command and therefore, cannot be directly responsible for any war crime commited in the field unless they directly issued it or condoned it.

Go and read history well, both Ifeajuna and Banjo where tried by a military tribunal and sentenced to death. They were both given a fair hearing, infact, the transcriplt of their tial can be found in Ben Odogwus book "crisis and conflicts inside Biafra". You have no point.

Murtala led the counter coup that killed over 300 officers from the old Eastern Region.

Troops under Murtalas command murdered over 700 civilians in Asaba


Murtala the showed how much of a bad Soldier he was when he led his Second Division from one disaster to the other until they were finally destroyed at Abagana.

Murtala was then recalled from the war and sent to London.

Murtala Mohammed was a disgrace to the uniform he wore and to the art of Soldiering as a whole.

Generally, Murtala Mohammed was a failed Soldier, a mass killer, war criminal, military dictator and a pychopath.

The only reason the name of Murtala still exists is because Nigeria is not a civilised country.

No civilised country honours people like Murtala Mohammed by putting his demonic face on the local currency or having an international port of entry named after him.

First of all, the military trial of Banjo and Ifeajuna was not in anyway a fair hearing, as obtained from the excerpt below
"Banjo was alleged to have staged a coup plot against Biafran President Odumegwu Ojukwu.and was executed as a result. It took a second military tribunal judge to sentence Victor Banjo, because Odumegwu Ojukwu's first military judge stated that there were not enough evidence to convict Victor Banjo of coup charges"
How could Ojukwu accused Banjo of plotting coup against him when he was in far away middle east, and doesn't have ground troop in Enugu to stage the alleged coup.
That being said, you people keep saying Murtala committed war crime without evidence to back it up aside hearsay. Could it have been possible for Murtala to have killed some civilians? Yes I agree, but the fact remains that there is little to differentiate Biafran soldiers from ordinary civilians then, as any able bodied male was a potential soldier in the south east. Mind you, record shows that Ojukwu even used child soldiers during the war. Do not get me wrong, I'm not trying to justify whatever Murtala did if at all he killed civilians, all what I'm saying is, do not demonise him while exonerating others from likely atrocities or potential to do so. Neither Ojukwu nor Gowon nor anyone that fought for them has their hands clean. As a matter of fact, the war was an unnecessary and stupid war to start with

The way we use the word most beautiful in Nigeria, only God knows how most ugly will look

So this plain jane is your most beautiful model, I believe I'm seeing angels where I am everyday then

Why dem come do my guy Okon like that?