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CrimeRe: Bayelsa Man Sexually Abused His 12-Year-Old Daughter For 4 Years by slurryeye:
FamilyRe: Conversation Between A Mother And Her Child Who Caught Her Cheating On His Dad. by slurryeye: 9:18pm On Feb 06, 2017
Bastard son grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris' Smoke-Filled Healing Pavilion Of 1989 by slurryeye: 9:02pm On Feb 06, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Yea; it was a camp meeting at ekpoma. You see, Chris version of Christianity was so strange then that people gathered to witness this evangelical fire burning through the heart of a young lad down at ekpoma.

Unfortunately, some hearthens were smoking weed somewhere behind the venue. The church wasn't as rich as it were so it couldnt afford the luxury of an exclusive space. The free space available was partly used as a rendezvous for weed smokers.

So that faithful day, as the saints gathered to seek the face of the lord, the ganja smokers gathered too, b'cos they were also the children of God. When the saints lifted holy hands in one accord, the smokes from the weed was reaching out too to high heavens as sweet smelling sacrifice. Then came this extatic moment, when the venue was puffed up with ganja smoke emanating from all corners of the venue.

The smoke was soo visible and I am sure lots of peeps must have seen it. It enveloped the audience and in its usual characteristic, got peeps high and freenzy. I don't know about peeps getting healed though, but if you've ever gotten high on weed, you will understand the feeling of 'nothing is imposible'.
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PoliticsRe: #istandwithnigeria; Hilarious Photo Of The Day! by slurryeye: 7:16pm On Feb 06, 2017
fergieboy:
Its igho and not Igbo angry
It's Igbo (ganja). Do you want to teach people their language again undecided
Car TalkRe: 5 Most Loved Car Brands In The World.. by slurryeye:
You will know this list is compiled by a novice, probably haven't been outside Nigeria. 5 most loved car brands in the world and neither BMW, Mercedes or Audi is there. You can't know more than what you're exposed to
Car TalkRe: When Does It Become Unlawful To Drive A Car Without A Registered Plate Number by slurryeye:
I don't know about Nigeria, but I know in Canada, you can't drive an unregistered car. Even if you are moving the car for the purpose of exporting it, you need a temporary license known as transit license. I'm sure the same goes for most organized society. But anything goes in Nigeria
SportsRe: 3 Football Giants Celebrate Their Birthday On 5th Of February by slurryeye: 6:42pm On Feb 05, 2017
Interesting! Hbd to them all

Meanwhile,

Christianity EtcRe: Stop Abusing God And Talking About Him Carelessly!! by slurryeye: 4:16pm On Feb 05, 2017
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery
PoliticsRe: Policemen Celebrating James Ibori's Return (Pictured) by slurryeye: 2:53pm On Feb 05, 2017
Saintp:
Point of correction, 99% stupid only 1% sane
Giving that 1% of Nigeria population is 1.8 million, I agree with your assertion. I won't be surprised if 1% is not too much self
PoliticsRe: Policemen Celebrating James Ibori's Return (Pictured) by slurryeye: 2:39pm On Feb 05, 2017
ezechinwa2:
what a country...
80% stupid only 20% sane
Point of correction, 98% stupid only 2% sane
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami Welcomes James Ibori Home (Photos) by slurryeye: 2:31pm On Feb 05, 2017
Now let's celebrate him like he is our hero. It is just a pathetic state we have found ourselves in Nigeria and Africa as a whole. The white folks that brought western civilization and democracy to us did us a great disservice. We just don't know the heck we are doing.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Blasts Rich And Famous Nigerian Pastors. Quotes Bible Verses (Pics) by slurryeye: 2:20pm On Feb 05, 2017
He said the truth with facts to back it up in the bible. I always tell people stop giving 10% of your monthly hard earned money to these entrepreneurs. They are not levites, neither are they kohens.
PoliticsRe: Tell Me One Thing I Said That Is Not True – Lai Mohammed by slurryeye:
EducationRe: JAMB Exam Hall In 2000 And 2016, Which Do You Prefer? [hilarious Pics] by slurryeye: 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2017
I belong to the class of 2000

Those years, It was read like there is no tomorrow. Because you don't have 2nd chance as there is no post ume. And cut off mark for good courses are sky high. The only way around is to do runs, but for someone like me with discipline parents, you must read and pass. I must tell you, it wasn't easy
RomanceRe: 106-year-old Woman Gets Engaged To Her 66-year-old Lover, Becomes Oldest Fiancée by slurryeye: 6:51pm On Feb 03, 2017
NYSCRe: Katsina Corpers Who Refused To Attend SAED Disciplined By Soldiers (Photos) by slurryeye:
They all know what they signed for. And people should stop making it sound like they are being punished unjustly. Orientation camp is like military camp, you can be in a military camp and decide to sleep while a mandatory program is going on no matter how boring the program is, you will even get punished more than this. Least I forget, it is not only Nigeria that has National youth service program, many countries like Brunei, Mexico, Chile, Finland, Tunisia, Israel, South Korea, Malaysia, Switzerland, Turkey, China etc have national youth service. Take south korea for example, it is mandatory national service for every male between 18 and 35, and guess the duration, up to 2 years
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Partner Comes To Bed With Feet Like This? by slurryeye: 11:56pm On Feb 02, 2017
Why are some people talking about sex? This is a simple case. Tell her to go wash her feet shikena. It won't take up to 5 mins.....No need to lie to her about bathing together. Babe your feet is dirty, you need to get them washed
CelebritiesRe: Diamond Platnumz Buys White Rolls Royce For Himself (Pics) by slurryeye: 6:30pm On Feb 02, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Beyonce Goes Nude To Show Her Twin Baby Bump (Photos) by slurryeye: 5:43pm On Feb 02, 2017
Nigerians be forming stupid and retar.ded holiness. I wonder how the population jump from 88 million in 1992 to 180 million now. Hypocritical people undecided
TravelRe: Tanker Goes Up In Flames While Discharging Its Content In A Petrol Station.PICS by slurryeye: 4:57pm On Feb 02, 2017
Looking at the pics, I know it's not Lagos. If it were to be Lagos, you would've seen Lasema on rescue

To the owner of the tanker, hope you have insurance though?
CrimeRe: Apprentice Kidnaps Her Boss' Three Year Old Daughter In Lagos (pictured) by slurryeye: 3:37pm On Feb 02, 2017
Life imprisonment awaits you, and if anything happens to that innocent girl, death sentence awaits you. Stupid apprentice! angry

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CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Slams Georgina Onuoha by slurryeye: 11:36am On Feb 02, 2017
Aunty Kemi undecided
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of Missing Abuja Ladies & Man Demand $300,000 Ransom by slurryeye:
This is bad

It is very frightening the situation of things in Nigeria. We Nigerians living in diaspora are scared to our pants going to our motherland. It's quite unfortunate that kidnapping is on increase in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Sen Andy Uba Defects To APC by slurryeye: 7:08pm On Feb 01, 2017
All these politicians are the same. Don't be fooled my people
Christianity EtcRe: Shiites Give A Drawing Of Jesus To Christians In Bauchi To Promote Peace by slurryeye:
This is nice

We need more religion tolerance like this in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Fayose To March With Tuface, Others In Nationwide Protest. by slurryeye: 7:09am On Feb 01, 2017
SalamRushdie:
I thinks Fayose should stay out of this before he gives it a PDP coloration...This sgould strictly between the dissapointed Nigerian people and Buhari
Spot on

No need for any politician to join the protest. They are all the same. Fayose getting involved in this protest will forfeit the whole essence of the protest and turn it to a joke

My message to Fayose

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Watford (1 - 2) On 31st January 2017 by slurryeye: 11:27pm On Jan 31, 2017
My candid advice, if you're supporting Arsenal, and you expect them not to implode in January/February with Arsene Wenger still the coach, you need to get your head checked
Christianity EtcRe: Burning Shrines, Eating Bibles, Killing Christians And Other Issues - Opinion by slurryeye:
No religion tolerance, no peace in Nigeria

Sunnycliff:
What would have happened, of it was the Koran that was eaten and shred in pieces?
I'm not a muslim, but how many times have you seen muslims burnt shrine all in the name of crusade? As a Christian, all you should do is preach the words of God to them and show them to God by your way of life. If after conversion they decided to burn their shrines with their hands, good for them. But never walked into their shrines and burn them. It is a serious crime of Arson
PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo Blasts Nigerian Police, Judges For Unlawful Detention Of Suspects by slurryeye:
Our judicial system needs to be overhauled
PropertiesRe: Tenants Flee House After 10 Co-tenants Died In Two Years (photo) by slurryeye: 5:33pm On Jan 31, 2017
Proudlyngwa:
And the environment was selective in its killing a few .
If the cause of death was in the environment, a two year gap is too wide to wipe every tenant away.

This is coincidence gone wrong.
Have you heard of lethal dose? Have you heard of accumulative toxicity? Let's assume the water is the cause. There are many factors that could be responsible for the gap. For example, a tenant that has a job where he comes home once or twice a month eg. Long distance driver won't consumed as much water as someone that drink the water everyday, and he may not get to his lethal dose in 20 years. Another example is family that buys and drinks satchet water, though they used the well water to bathe, their exposure to the toxic substance will be way lower than the family that bathe and drink the water. The same analogy goes for the family or individual that boils their water before drinking, and don't forget about individual immunity. Dont let me go too deep into toxicology. You should get the point by now. There are numerous factors that could be accountable for the gap in death. Until autopsy is done to show that caused of death of these 10 individuals is different, we shouldn't just believe it is spiritual attack
SportsRe: Taiye Taiwo Joins Swiss Club Lausanne Sport(photos) by slurryeye: 7:59am On Jan 31, 2017
Is he still playing?

Who remember the pix below? Can you see how the destiny of all 3 of them has gone in totally different directions cheesy

Foreign AffairsRe: UK Parliament Debating Whether Trump Should Be Banned From UK. See Reactions by slurryeye:
ApostleT:
You actually sound very ignorant here. These are the 7 nations of concerns passed by congress during Obama's administration. That's where the list come from. Btw it's not a Muslim ban. I think this is just ultra left destroying itself further with misinformation. I expect another round of noise making tomorrow when President Trump nominates hos supreme court candidate.
I giggle when people that doesn't know shiit like you call others ignorant. Who is telling you It's a muslim ban? Someone like you won't know that most of the syrians and Iraqis seeking refuge are Assyrians who are predominantly orthodox Christians, Kurdistans some of who are Yarsanis and Christians, and other non-muslims minority. But thanks to Mr. Pussy grabber president, they have no where to go, which is what ISIL wants. If Mr. Fvck face is serious about fighting Islamic extremists he should go at Saudi Arabia and its Wahabbi alliances backing this extreme fundamentalists financially. He should go at Assad and his Russian backer killing innocent people in Syria, he should go after Taliban in Afghanistan. Guess what he doesn't have the gut. He is a weak ass that is licking Saud family butt just like any American president and he dare not face Putin. It shows clearly that you don't know anything about middle east politics just like Mr. Corn hair orange face. You know what shiit face, I just schooled you in world politics

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