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Politics / Re: CAN Leaders Will Regret Congratulating President Buhari On His Re-election - FFK by Sluvist(m): 12:01pm On Mar 30, 2019
This man don com again, his mentality can never be redeemed from madness
Crime / Re: What Some Nigerian Girls Go Through In Europe To Survive by Sluvist(m): 10:03am On Mar 30, 2019
Their girls developed Lagos and Abuja finished, now they are developing Europe with their pussyi, the developers.

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Politics / Re: FG Orders Civil Servants To Use .gov.ng Emails by Sluvist(m): 9:54am On Mar 30, 2019
Good, at least the system will be secured a bit more from those Yahoo boys that creates fake government website and uses it to defraud Innocent peoples.
Crime / Re: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Sluvist(m): 9:43am On Mar 30, 2019
Very good, but it was the man that suppose to enjoys that 9 yrs because he is the chief criminal, the planner and the one that videos the girl, demanded for random to the video and finally aired it to the internet.
Politics / Re: Why I Avoid Worshipping In National Mosque – Buhari by Sluvist(m): 7:42am On Mar 30, 2019
Ok, as long as there is befitting mosque there, just remain there, at least, no army or DSS will come and start blocking road or harassing peoples on Friday.
Celebrities / Re: Fresh kid: Minister Tells 7-year-old Rapper To Go Back To School Or Get Arrested by Sluvist(m): 6:56pm On Mar 29, 2019
This woman is really a matured mother, education first before hustling, he can sings and make money at any stage in life but might be too late for his brain to study.
Health / Re: 82-Year-Old Zambian Paralyzed, Took Manhood Enlargement Drug To Satisfy Wife, 35 by Sluvist(m): 6:52pm On Mar 29, 2019
At his age that he suppose to retires from sex, he marries a girl of 30 years at his 80 years, his brain is empty that is why. If he marries a woman of 70 years he will age with grace. Now he ages with regrets.
Crime / Re: Man Killed While Trying To Separate Fight Between Couple In Anambra. Photos by Sluvist(m): 6:36pm On Mar 29, 2019
samfishbone1:
no be the man death pain me,.... wetin pain me be say las las the fighting couple go still bang each others overnight oooo... forget say na dem cause the death of another man.... rip to the referee
It will pain you more if you hear them discussing about the person story as if they also hear it from the radio.

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Crime / Re: Man Killed While Trying To Separate Fight Between Couple In Anambra. Photos by Sluvist(m): 6:33pm On Mar 29, 2019
Before you venture yourself into separating fights make sure you can defend yourself or else you becomes the victim.
Crime / Re: Man Set His Wife On Fire In Benin Over Upkeep by Sluvist(m): 6:25pm On Mar 29, 2019
Sometimes the most kind peoples becomes the most cruel when they come to reacts over what worries them over a period of time. Only Good knows what transpires.
Family / Re: Can You Punish A Cheating Wife Like This?? by Sluvist(m): 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2019
Any body that marries a lawyer, a banker, uniformed personnel and aviation industry staffs should know that he marries the first grade Ashawo, their business is attached to the happenings no matter how holy you think she is, the Oga and V.I.Ps must tastes their puna, if not continuously.

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Politics / Re: Arrest On Delivery Bikes: Lagos State Government Takes Its Stand by Sluvist(m): 6:11pm On Mar 29, 2019
Gradually, Okada business is coming to an end in some parts of the country, other states to follow suites soon
Romance / Re: Wife Calls Out Facebook User Hanging Out With Her Husband, She Replies by Sluvist(m): 6:04pm On Mar 29, 2019
Omudia11:
Don't you think the wife also needs a young fresh d!!ck after all that stress at home? Or are you just a hypocrite?
Men cheats just for the passion of that time but women cheats with the whole mind, if woman leaves your bed to go and give another man the grace, then hardly you enjoy her attention and caring again because her mind can not concentrates on the immediate family well being.
Romance / Re: Wife Calls Out Facebook User Hanging Out With Her Husband, She Replies by Sluvist(m): 10:30am On Mar 29, 2019
I thinks there is nothing offensive it the husband just finds 1 girl outside that he bleeps with, especially if the wife has children that she takes care of, it only mean he needs some private times to spend with a woman which the wife can not offer due to her children roaming around. Taking his prick to another girl will even give her enough time to rest after taking care of the children. But he still loves her and cares for her well being
Travel / Re: Mexican Girl Falls To Her Death From Plane While Skydiving On Her 18th Birthday by Sluvist(m): 10:09am On Mar 29, 2019
Ok, the parents should marks the day with history, she was so lucky that her dates can easily be calculated using a standard calculator, no addition and no subtraction.
Romance / Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by Sluvist(m): 11:19pm On Mar 28, 2019
This small boy knows how to flex with big girls at his tender age, hardly this boy mind studying in school, na to follow bigger girls all round and see their pants now. Sorry boy, your life has taking another direction.
Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by Sluvist(m): 11:04pm On Mar 28, 2019
The Genesis of your problem starts with your addiction to pornography, it makes person to have more self-esteem, poor planning and inability to approach a girl with true love, Your Brain was wired towards only the sex, so you can not maintain a relationship with a girl for long, you only thinks about the sex all the time, but if you can abstain from watching porn for like 2 months, you will understand. I faced a situation like this before but after forcing myself to stop watching porn in visiting pornographic websites, things started working normal to me

Politics / Re: We’re Under Pressure To Congratulate Buhari — CAN by Sluvist(m): 7:45pm On Mar 28, 2019
Save the congratulatory speech, if Christian regions voted Atiku and Muslim regions voted Buhari then, everyone can save his words as action speaks louder.
Properties / Re: Electrified Mud House Commissioned In African Country (Photos) by Sluvist(m): 7:35pm On Mar 28, 2019
NaijaMutant:
This can only happen in Daura undecided
Look at this girl, wetin u dey tok sef?
NYSC / Re: Cynthia Amarachi Nwawuike: Corper Missing After Boarding Bus From Osun To Lagos by Sluvist(m): 11:19pm On Mar 27, 2019
Locate her boyfriend house there, she might be there rendering some pussy services.

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Crime / Re: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by Sluvist(m): 8:30pm On Mar 27, 2019
This guy must be the most funny liar of the century, sex without penetration. The grammar i never heard through my life before.
Family / Re: Chinese Woman Gives Birth To Twins From 2 Different Fathers by Sluvist(m): 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2019
This is the LIE of the century, kudos to the op for making our day.
Crime / Re: Man Tries To Rape Teenage Girl In Lagos Hotel After Offering To Help Her. Photos by Sluvist(m): 5:57pm On Mar 27, 2019
Ok ooo, we don hear.
Celebrities / Re: I Have Not Had Sex In 12 Months – Yvonne Nelson by Sluvist(m): 5:53pm On Mar 27, 2019
superfelix:
congratulations
Hahahahhh Guy you bad ooo, honestly
Celebrities / Re: I Have Not Had Sex In 12 Months – Yvonne Nelson by Sluvist(m): 5:50pm On Mar 27, 2019
Awesomefred32:
And so will that remove Buhari from seat?

Please stop ranting

me that is virgin nkor?

grin grin
my guy, i didn't perceive virgin in you, until i ask Amaka and Chidebere to confirm it.
Celebrities / Re: I Have Not Had Sex In 12 Months – Yvonne Nelson by Sluvist(m): 5:47pm On Mar 27, 2019
We heard this, but how many times did you masturbate within the year?
When the pusssy has been used to thrusting to the extend a child is out of it, now you tell the world that you can stay without it for a good 1 year, na lie ooo.

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Romance / Re: Lady Hides Phone, Eyeglass, Bottle Of Wine Inside Her Boobs (Photos) by Sluvist(m): 3:22pm On Mar 27, 2019
If this woman where Sahad stores she will come along with plenty of unpaid wares.
Crime / Re: Man Opens Fire On Churchgoers In Ebonyi, Kills Mother Of 7 (Photo) by Sluvist(m): 3:05pm On Mar 27, 2019
This Paul must be from Fulani herdsmen, Ndigbo should take note.
Politics / Re: Pastor Chris Okafor Attacks El-Rufai. Gives him seven days to reverse bill. by Sluvist(m): 2:59pm On Mar 27, 2019
lionness:
Core Christian but in truth what has Christianity done for the country beside create more criminal pastors and poorer members. Lagos needs to pass this bill and we need noise control bill. One useless church here won’t let me sleep abi na Nigerians kill Jesus
You funny ooo!!!
Possibly na Lagos agberos killed him, one church here disturbs me in the night at neighborhood, just thinking of vacating from the area.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Friend From Bringing His Girlfriends To My Apartment? by Sluvist(m): 7:02am On Mar 27, 2019
Guy, if you can not talk to him then you can not solve the problem, your solution to the problem will only come when you free your fear and talk to him like a man. Just set some rules on how you wants the house to be and tell him, if he is willing to comply then he follows, if not he leaves.
Crime / Re: Man Lands In Hospital After Receiving A Slap In A Slapping Competition by Sluvist(m): 6:51am On Mar 27, 2019
A slap that instantly shut down the brain and formatted the system into factory reset.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s External Reserves Hit $44bn First Time In 2019 by Sluvist(m): 6:34am On Mar 27, 2019
jy2kbeyond:
Then why still running to china at the slightest opportunity to borrow?

Any country that helped in opening a way for government officials to loot our money will borrow is their money, when they come back to ask of it then we tell them to uses our money that is at their hands in settling the debt by themselves.

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