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NaughtyBrainiac:
Liverpool are more reliable than the 3 clubs mentioned. I am a Chelsea fan.

So far, Liverpool are the best team in the world this season.

But prior to yesterday's match, everyone was saying Manchester City was the best team this season... Now they don collect, it's now Liverpool abi...

N:B...Even the best teams can lose a decisive match against an underdog...

Orgasmgiver123:
And people insult me for vomiting upon perceiving the smell of alcohol
Any thing wey pass zobo or kunu
Orgasm giver no dey near am


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

just when I thought you should actually kick someone with your rain boot you disappointed...!!

Blablamalala:
Despite Liverpool's reputation of too many almost impossible come backs you talking like a novice in football. What is certain is, it's going to be an interesting encounter.

Lol...you are the one talking like a novice by writing off an experienced champions league winning team like Real Madrid...!! But continue oO

Time shall tell

BENEAMATA:
Apart from some things going well for real madrid at stamford bridge , please never , i say , never again say madrid has been lucky against teams this season . Did you see the first 20 minutes today ? And the subsequent minutes after the 25th minutes up to minutes 72 that city scored against the run of play there after which the merengues looked totally lost and can't seem to get the ball forward into the final third again and then a flurry of activities on both end between 84th to 87th minute and then , the 90th boom , rodrygo happened !
So now you think madrid's in-form forwards missing chances they usually bury for 88 minutes is city' gameplan working but Ancellotti 's joker getting two goals in three minutes is luck ?
Roaring back to life after going a goal down to in- form PSG to knock out a tournament favourite is luck ?
Witnessing modric threading that obscene outside of foot pass to rodrygo (who else ) to jab home one time is , ahem , luck ?

And didn't madrid have just one point in nine after the first three UCL group stage game ? See , they made their own luck and i'm yet to see a team flukes it's way to the final of europe's elite competition ,how much more winning it . Now madrid has defeated another pre-tournament favourite , give it to the spanish giants . It's the manchester team that was " lucky " not to have the same man sent off TWICE for felling vinicius when through on goal . We knew they had it in them what it takes to beat the citizens . So do a handful of teams including my team chelsea .The difference is that this present madrid team and liverpool fc has COJŐNES unlike my chelsea against city this season .so you see " victoria amat curam " .

Oga forget long epistle and big grammars, Real Madrid has been lucky and that's the truth...
A gift from Donarumma
A thanks for coming pass from Macquinhos
Some free palliatives from Kante and Ceaser and a curse from Yaya Toure...!!

How lucky can a team ever get...

Blablamalala:
When Villarreal came on strong against Liverpool, comments liken to yours started pouring out ...a team that knocked out Juve, Bayern and blablablabla....

owk...until Madrid reput am for their body e malife by force...

perez100:
So any girl they kill now is a runs girl? Many innocent gurls are tricked and killed but we choose to call them runs girls, instead of condemning the evil killers. Some are even kidnapped on the road before they are killed.

One cannot have boy friend with the hope of getting married to him. So, the relationship that our parents enjoyed before they got married to their partners is now a crime?

I think we need to change the way we think.

Shey na her papa house she take that picture...!! Runs girl are easier targets, they will know he's into yahoo but play dear to other people experience, imagine meeting a stranger you know nothing about just because he chatted you online and promised you money...Omo girls dey try oO

Even me as a guy, I hardly visits some areas due to fear of the unknown, but some ladies will comfortably travel to any length just to chop preeq and collect money

obinna58:
I can bet my life Liverpool wins UCL this season

Stable quality players will never bottle

That was what they said when they met PSG..

Same thing was said against Chelsea...

And almost everybody wrote them off against Man city including myself...

I think you should be more wary of a team that knocked out PSG, Chelsea and Man city than a team that won Inter Milan, Benfica and Villarreal with hard labour...!!

willyo:
Madrid other name suppose be Miracle

Jeez... Back to back. Against Chelsea and City. They deserve the UCL

don't forget PSG as well...no one saw that coming, 3goals in 14minx

City got this one in the bag...

Thanksful:
Since you don't want to learn as a typical know it all. I will leave you to your foolishness. They will not tell you when you say it outside. You will just become a comedian.

Enjoy your new celebrity status

You are just an ignorant fellow that needs to unlearn to relearn something...You don't even know the second citizen of your country and the power they will but very quick to support rubbish...!! This country is like this because of people like you, better go back to your current affairs and stop disgracing your surname...!!

Thanksful:
Lol! His not second in command. For you not to know this shows you lack basic knowledge of governance.

A quick assignment for you.

Name the:

First citizen of Nigeria:

Second citizen of Nigeria:

Better go and retrieved all the necessary fees you paid in any center of learning because you have been scammed...

On a second thought, Lets say when others were seriously learning, you skipped classes to pluck mangoes...

AuthoritySpeaks:
So, my phone got stolen last week and inside it is my major sim card that I have been using for over 6years.

The line in question is linked to my NIN but the initial Sim registration was done by someone else. I no longer have the sim pack as well.
Ps: I bought the sim as already registered.

So, i went for a welcome-back last week Saturday in MTN Head-Office at UWANI, ENUGU and the guy at the desk told me that since the initial sim registration was done by someone else, that they will have to contact their Lagos office for approval to welcome-back the sim and the whole process will cost me #10,000.
In that same office, my friend did his welcome back two weeks ago for #1k.
A part of me felt that the guy wants to just make extra cash from be because it was just him and another customer service that is sitted far from him that were working that very day.
But I want to be sure if his claims are true.

Pls if you have had any experience like this, enlighten me.
What I want to know is if it will cost that much to welcome back your sim if it wasn't registered to your name even if it is linked to your NIN.
Have you done any welcome back like that?

honestly speaking they even tried for you by telling you to pay 10K without stress...I went to retrieve my second line, not that it got missing, but the guy that cut the SIM to nano size made a lil mistake and slice some of the of copper coating at the back of the SIM and it began showing insert SIM...

I went for welcome back only to realize my name didn't correspond with the registered name, They told me to go swear in court that will cost me a whopping 2K plus extra 2K since I don't have the SIM pack anymore...!! SIM wey be #100 then and this guys wants to frustrate their papa, that was how I ditch that line

ikorodureporta:
Pls I NEED DIRECTION TO LANDMARK EVENTS CENTRE, ONIRU...BEFORE I GO MISS ROAD TOMORROW

Bro just incase of next time...life has been made easier now, you don't even need to ask for any direction since you have a smartphone and data...just open your Google map and search your destination, it will appear, click start and Google with trace the nearest possible route to get that exact spot by even reminding you to turn left or right in the next 100m...!!

Well...Hope she walked freely on that dress because I don't wanna imagine she kept jumping like kifi...!!

@OP...why they kept the dress or hair shouldn't be your problem at all...!!

Eweeee.... It's well oO
May his Soul RIP

Reason I say this prayer everyday...

May my Preeq never put me into any trouble IJN::::::Amen!!

OriOko88:
Spanish legal system is just so weird. Court ho sentence person go prison..and the person go still be free.. Messi case came to mind. Baba was sentenced to four years..still dem still say hes free. Which kind yeye Justice system be dat

Messi's own was about tax evasion and his sentence was 2years and not 4 years...!!

Well it's a very simple case a bank can solve but they will first of frustrate the living day light out of you, reason it's always advisable to make friends with atleast one person that works with a bank you are making use of and things like this will always be solved by making phone calls...

As for me, once I run one transfer and it didn't go through, that it all no matter how urgent it is...I no dey for "chere Kam bia"

iCauseTrouble:
He has B2 in Animal Husbandry and B3 in Agricultural Science. He can study Banditry with the result

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
You're forgiven
But I believe that everyone should accept 100% responsibility for his or her actions
Saying that because of what women said that's why you want to have sex with every lady to prove a point
Or saying that because of what men said or did that's why I want to have sex with every man is playing the blame game

But I've heard of someone that his ex felt bad that she stayed with him for two nights and he didn't touch her and she was like " are you really attracted to me?" Confused person

I'm more attracted to good guys but the bad ones just keep coming
That guy that I was talking about was an active church member and a long term church staff and he was a very famous brother
I sent his photo to my friends so that I can know if I should be scared , everyone was like
Oh he's quiet
Oh he's a calm guy
Na my church boy oh
Awwwwwwwwn he's gone sef
He's always alone

Bad market he was the exact opposite , werey dey disguise

Lol...but for the records, I'm not blaming anybody oO, infact...Me and my propeller are very proud of our accomplishments so far, because it's not easy to swim this days and maneuver through the sharks and whales of diseases without getting contaminated... Until I see that Mrs Right which I doubt, I keep doing what I know how to do best...

#Shalom...

Michelle55:
Omo I dey oh, those other Michelles na counterfeit oh.
They are trying so hard to copy me but they forgot that it can only be me and no other Michelle55, ihutago!

Oh... that's good to know Ndi NL will never change, sometimes I come here just to clear my head and laugh a lil bit

Michelle55:
Here to read comments..

long time Michelle... I've been seeing plenty of this moniker but the Michelle I first knew was a lady

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Maybe you're used to women who love no strings attached sex and when you're done they get up and leave , I know how attached I was to the person that made love to me the first and the last time and I'm not going to contaminate it with bad energy or bad genes

I dated people before him who disrespected me and cheated on me and they didn't touch me let alone see me naked , and he's not the first cheater , the other ones weren't caught , in fact one told me face to face " since you can't have sex with me , that's why I'm doing it , I'll stop when you're ready " , gave me his fb password to see his chats and I could only read and pretend that I'm fine with it so that he doesn't start guilt tripping me again about not having sex with him

You don't know the different kinds of men that are out there , switch bodies with me so you can see them from here
He didn't insult me but he just couldn't keep his dick in his pants , he lied but I always saw right past it coz I'd been with a cheater before but not one as careless as him tueh

well, you may be right on this one afterall, but lemme focus on your intro... Perhaps let say I'm used to women dishing out sex like palliatives within a week of knowing eachother, lemme also say I'm used to women calling me a weak man/not man enough because I didn't fancy/initiated sex with them apart from loving there company and this is just the unapologetically and raw truth about me before I transformed.....

You won't believe throughout my diploma, I had about 6 GF's in total, but I didn't had sex with neither of them (just romance and kisses) I thought I was doing them a favour by preserving and reserving that promise they made to their mama, I thought having sex with a girl then means taking advantage of their naivety and vulnerabilities, until I was done with my ND and started hearing stories that touches deeply...e.g

-He's not man enough...

-He doesn't have the balls to make a woman happy

-And the most annoying comment one of them said "Maybe, he's even gay who knows" damn this one got to me down to my bone marrow, because it was the same girl that thanked me for not taking advantage of her when she took just one sip of McDowells, got tipsy and slept almost naked on my bed...

I was very mad, but in my mad state I smiled because they just awoken the other side of me and I only had one mission on my mind, I pledged to scatter and dismantle any kpekus I deemed fit for my propeller which my propeller nodded in affirmative and congratulate my wokeness...well I started with some of them during I.T and they confessed Egbe and Egbe has the same spelling but different meanings...!!

I got into the University and it was business as usual, damn....!! I made sure I recovered my lost time missed during my diploma days and quickly accelerated from 19th to 3rd position on top of the kpekus chain among my peers before I became a graduate

But will you blame me? NooO...!! Was it my fault? No...There is one thing with you ladies, they never loved that nice and good guys, but prefers the bad guys just like you picked the perceived ruthless Henry during your sec school days even when your instincts was saying otherwise...

Ladies are even breaking up with guys on the basis of "He's too nice for my liking" it may seem as though nature is rigged against the goods guys, that's more reason I hardly take any lady seriously when they start typing some imaginary stories just to attract sympthatic likes, comments and possibly favours especially from Simps...!!

So forgive my manners if I conclude whatever and however because I have seen things, I have experience things and I've heard things...!!

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
I was waiting for this one
Yes oh in the front of my face sef
I was dating this guy for just a week oh , I called him to ask him if we could meet , I called when I was close to his usual hangout so I assumed he was there and I was just calling to inform him so he's not too surprised coz I don't like looking like I'm monitoring someone
He picked the call and said he wasn't there and just as he said that I spotted him backing me but I knew him , even with the eyesighg of an albino I can make out a person (his stature , his shirt , his hair , his friend )
I walked closer and asked again, he repeated himself " I'm just coming out of my house now " his house was quite far from where I saw him and then I saw her
She was dressed like them girls who do too much , worse part was she was ugly at least respect me and cheat with someone that's fine ( I'm joking )
She wore a silver bra under a see through shirt and then I approached him , he nearly choked
I was smiling like I didn't what was going on , I'm actually a very happy person and I don't know how to express sadness face to face with a person , I prefer to cry over the phone than in front of you , I always wanna look my best , I hugged him and just looked at her a bit , she just came closer to sit next to him , like she was marking her territory , I Sha dragged him to where I was going and I asked why he liked , was he already tired of me in a week , he said I didn't hear him correctly , I went home and replayed our convo, Truecaller records all my calls , and I heard it correctly, I left him around 9:50pm and I called around 10:30pm coz I wanted to confirm he was at home alone and not out fucking that girl , he didn't pick any of my calls and the next morning he said he slept off
Like did you sleep on the road ? At a point his line was busy I stayed up that night , playing detector, calling every hour to just know that he was alone

The next week he did the same thing , this time he said he was meeting a friend and he can't hangout with me , he forgot to mention his friend was a woman because I saw him with a lady again,the guy was a sloppy one

He was always receiving calls whenever I was with him and my sharp memory, I memorized the numbers , checked them on Truecaller then checked his friend list for the ones I saw on Truecaller , I just wanted to know if they were fine girls , at least to know if I'm with someone that other people wanted , it was barely 3 weeks and I was ready to break up , I was just irritated , broke up before a month Sha , he was the funniest cheat I'd ever encountered, the other ones were smarter ,
He was going around begging girls , even my close friends and my cousin , shamelessly shameless
I ghosted him , he wasn't worth a breakup nor was he worth my explanation , I had hardcore evidence against him , it wasn't assumptions or suspicions
He reappeared to confront me , I don't know how dumb he is to not know that I knew what he was doing in the short time we spent together ,
The worst thing I've ever been attracted to

I was just happy that I never had sex with him , I planned to because it was a really long time since I had sex with anyone but I still held my rule on unnecessarily wasting my bodycount on any and anyhow people
He brought it up 3 days after I said yes , I knew that was a big red flag �
I was just avoiding it stylishly

hmmmm...I put it to you he had sex with you, before a guy starts treating you this way, it means he has signed his signature on that kpekus, so your last paragraph is null and void, but you can chose to live in denial on this faceless forum...

Thanksful:
First of all you don't know how government work. Majority of the citizens of this nation doesn't know that is what they blame the wrong people.

First, do you know the vice does have a single vote cast to him or her.

Secondly, the vice doesn't have any electoral power and influence.

How tell me where you think he got the some power to influence anything in government?

I should be the one saying you don't even know anything about government for having the temerity to say the 2nd in command in a whole country doesn't have any influence...

Fvck:::::I'm outta here

ask4bk:
Oh boy. I fear sha. But I knew its Liverpool and had high hope.

Betting truly no be good thing. You go win but your heart go de your mouth all game, especially when u stake big money.

I better return to my N100 or N200 betting. No wahala if man lose there.

Asin ehh...very wise decision

Thanksful:
What do you think he could have done in a month as an acting president?

As a vice, he has some level of powers to atleast influence decisions...but he did absolutely nothing, history would always have it under his watch as a vice, Nigeria was nothing to write home about...!!

ask4bk:


2-3 now sef.

Smiling to bank

I swear but fear catch you abi.... Villarreal just raised the hopes of their fans to over 1000 ft only to give it smackdown

ask4bk:
Guys...

Go to betting now.
Give Liverpool 1-0 handicap. The odd is as high as 1.25.
Normally Liverpool go win, so the 1 goal ahead for Liverpool na sure banker.

500k will give you over 120k to walk home with.

Bros...go find your ticket back oO

You knew all this yet continued with the ship and even went ahead to propose, she even declined help after paying 50K yet you patted her on the back and said well done sweetheart...Oboy carry your cross

ask4bk:
Guys...

Go to betting now.
Give Liverpool 1-0 handicap. The odd is as high as 1.25.
Normally Liverpool go win, so the 1 goal ahead for Liverpool na sure banker.

500k will give you over 120k to walk home with.

Bros...just tear that ticket

Kingcalls:
If not for Ronaldo, Manchester will be struggling with Aston villa and Newcastle for position.... messi dint improve psg in anyway ....he even missed a crucial penalty that sent them packing....

If not for Ronaldo Yen yen yen, we have been hearing that ever since But PSG didn't win the league last season without Messi...

So how would you convince a layman who has more influence between both of them...

Without Messi- No League 1 title
With Messi- League title

Without Ronaldo- 2nd Position
With Ronaldo- 6th Position

You also have the option of running away from this thread...