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Since you don't wanna buy CD of #250 you will start buying pampers of 3k5...

But honestly speaking, if you have the resources to father a child, let her keep the baby but if you don't have the resources, let your preeq do the thinking since it was the one that rose up and kept you in this scenario only to go back to its flaccid state...

May my preeq never put me into trouble INJ...Amen

You see before I started saying this prayer everyday, something happened some years back, My girl practically demonstrated the feeling with and without CD to me when she insisted we go raw and inquired how does it feels inside her...

Without CD---She rubbed my naked skin
With CD---She rubbed my her hands on my singlet

Both gave a different sensation...

Since I was a very staunch fan of no CD no Sex, one day while we were smooching and romancing she hooked her legs on my thigh and before I would say anything, she inserted my 1 into 0, I wanted to unlock but the feelings hits differently and that was it...

Fsst-forward to a month later, babe told me she's pregnant, I off... That's when it dawned on me I have broken my own principles, I wasn't ready for a child but I took the news in good faith while encouraging her we shall pass through that phase together...well it ended up it was only a prank just to get my reaction and I couldn't tell if I felt joy or disappointment but one thing was very certain, I was thankful to God it was all a cruise..!! And since then I went back to my principle...

Citizen10:
Restrict that lecture to your son or something. Apha, beta, or whatever you call them, I don't care.

As long as I love my wife like nature has ordained it to be, then I'm good to know.

She may be manipulative but as long as she respects me, takes care of my kids and perform her wifely duties, I will gladly swallow all her manipulations. After all, he who has not sinned should be the first to cast the stone.......

Lol...All I can see here is a confusionists

Okay, lemme educate you a little since I have time, There is no real Redpiller dead or alive that will cushion you against spending on your wife,Mum or family members. Infact, I'm a big fan of spoiling your wife so other ladies will be highly jealous of her, There is a big difference between wife and girlfriend...!! There are good and supportive ladies you can transform into a wify, but before that stage, don't SIMP around trying to impress her if she's a jobless parasite who exhibits some clear signs of manipulations and unfaithfulness because she's definitely knows she get away with it since her so called BF is a chief simp, trust me, you will definitely see those signs but SIMPle man will always ignore because SIMPS will always be SIMPs unless they join the movement and become enlightened...

NB: Some gays and misogynists are acting under the guise of Redpills just to spite ladies, reason you just have to note those categories of people...

A Redpiller always love to hear your lies especially when they know the truth...I know what I'm talking about, I was once a SIMPle man and unknownly won several awards until I saw the light...Trust me, I have seen and dated many ladies so I know what I'm saying, lemme not go into details before it get too bulky.

But now as I'm typing this, The Agaracha's law of definite return coupled with The Okafor's law of Congodynamics is taking effect in my life, that's why when I read some unfortunate parasitic jobless girls marauding themselves as NL wannabee feminists saying Redpillers are sex starved I just laugh because honestly speaking "what you don't know is bigger than you" Redpillers gat variant species of kpekus available at there disposal whenever and wherever they need to cool off...

And YES, there are parasitic guys as well just like you said, but guys are hustlers and you can easily tell when they wants to feast on you unless you ain't paying attention, when you have money, even elders will bend rules just for your sake, guys will keep frolicking around you just to feel among, that's why you own it as a duty to select your cycle like beans...

A wise man once told me "People will always love you when it's beneficial, act broke and sees who stays"

Citizen10:
What makes you a real man?
Bashing ladies all day on social media?
Been woke to women manipulations?
Hating and hating all women including your own mothers and sisters?

I ask again, what makes you a real man??

I have nothing to say to you because I know you just wanna gain comments, likes and views on your thread...But I will leave you with this!!

A) There are gays...
B) There are misogynists...
C) There are SIMPS...
D)There are Beta males...
E) There are Alpha males...
F) And then there are the RedPillers...

If you can't differentiate those terms, then we really have absolute nothing to talk about...!!

Lol...I remembered when I said this in the build up of 2019 elections where almost all Yorubas on this Forum where gyrating and masturbating over the fact the Northerners plegded to zone 2023 presidency to them if they reinstall Buhari...I laughed at them because they were yet to know the double standard of the North...If the whole Southern Nigeria is United like their Northern counterpart, Speech like this coming from the NEF won't see the light of any day....

But welcome to Nigeria where we are all mad in this country...The West and East is at loggerheads just to suppress and oppress eachother, but we shall see where this unnecessary conflict will lead us to as one useless Nigerians...

Now it's time for the North to align with the Eastern /Southern part of Nigeria just to reclinge power, And we will vote for them just to spite the Westerners...

Next time, they will align with the Westerners to hold onto power, and they will vote for them just to spite the Easterners/Southerners and the cycle continues, whichever way, The North is the biggest winners until we all collectively remove those cobwebs in our cranium...!!

But until that happens, we are nothing but zombies in the hands of the Northerners...!!

2braithe:
My fellow Alpha Males,do you know how TRP gives NL girls high BP?Do you know how they can do anything to rubbish Alphas?

OP is a female.A female is behind that account.Don't get yourself worked up Kings.

TRP is golden!

Don't mind the werey looking for attention from real Mehn...!!

Dreadlock69:
My younger brother told me this evening he impregnate his girlfriend and he is just 17-18 and the girl is 23-25 maybe a year older than me or not. But am guessing he's joking, he told me the girl is pregnant with twins ,I told him asap he will live in oshodi under bridge or go village and stay. I just hope he is joking because the girl came around today . normals the girl the help in ways I can remember Sha but pregnancy “keh" I just dey observe make my parent Sha know hear cause me go do like deaf and dumb

The only thing I have to say is "never you take advise from any lady on NL" They can't even advise themselves...!!

As for me, I always say this prayer every morning "May my preeq never put me into any trouble IJN"

Well... it's one of the unconscious behaviour I normally exhibit whenever I open my drink...

He said Church Girl...!! But they are more brutal,

Every blessed day, I see more reason why I should distance myself from any union called Marriage, Our Ladies are something else

unmask:
But he said he doesn't mind them keeping the child... So I guess he has no problems then

Nah...read well, he said "He's more concerned about his child"

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. he went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony


I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.


Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.


Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

No court can help you in this case...Even the court of law believe in customary laws and they will refer you back to it...In as much as you don't wanna divulge the tribe I already know and most tribes share almost the same ideology in matters like this, but if you want to claim ownership of your son, you just have to do the needful or your son will be taken away from you and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it....!!

A child bore out of wedlock in that tribe automatically becomes the child of the girls family and will bear her surname instead of yours unless you performs her marriage right...!!

It's not by coming here to form gra-gra, unless you follow due process, your son will be taken away from you and there is nothing you can do about it...!!

A wise man once told me "Pikin wey say e wan first e papa get bear-bear, na bald hair go kill am"

nwakibe:
Chai... I pity her. That's how I met a beautiful lady in her early 30s who told me that no man has ever approeched her since birth. I marveled. She was even tempted to believe it's juju, like one pastor told her.

How is she like, This is how to know Men usually select...

But you see some ladies, weda cripple, slowpoke, dwarf infact anything as well as money is involved, they will run it...!!

I wonder what kinda reply you expecting ladies to give to you...

Omo...Your wife is the real MVP oO!!

Bignuell:
You know what i think, i think marriages has lost it's flavour. What i want to say might not be in line of the OP problem, but the "lost love and feeling" part got me. I believe people want to be free in marriages and exhibit attitude they had while in their father's house. Alot of people go into marriages with plan B, not a plan B in terms of finances or other things that'll benefit both party, the plan B kicks in when there is a shift in the normal routine of exhibiting love for each other. At this stage we can now say marriage is give and take, forget what our fathers told us. People no longer want to be commited, responsible, heed to correction or advice. I always say, the confines of marriages are rigid, someone said she doesn't love her partner and they're calling family meeting, for what exactly, to reinstall an updated version of love. If a woman said that to me, forget, my love for her don die. Somepeople don't want to salvage any marriage, they want out. Instead of asking for a family meeting, ask her in front of her parents if she wants a divorce or not, make we no dey beat around the bush. Tell her to pour her mind. Somepeople don't need your hand while they're drowning, let them be, let the water carry them, if they survive, good, if they choose to be one with the tide, say your goodbyes. Masallam

Flesh and bones did not reveal this to you, This is just the best advise so far and all sominablack needs is definitely contained in this point...

Omo...this could have been a national disaster, but thank God for their lives!!

Truvelisback:
It's possible, if u have the money. Just meet their oga and settle him. He will give out his men to u but u will have to be taking care of their needs. All these involves money. Na politicians dey carry them.

Yea...reason I said you must be well connected in Nigeria

Like you mean a bloody civilian want to use Armies as body guard?? Omo...e go hard oO unless you are well connected in Nigeria

NewSoul:
So I met dude over 3 weeks ago and had a chat late into the night. He's a pal (not so close a friend) and then he spends the night but ever since he has made it a habit. He comes in every night to share my bed and only pillow and I'm getting pissed off already I am an introvert. I hate sharing my personal space.

The funny thing is they do this without permission like saying "hey buddy I want to sleep in your house/room for so-so days" . Don't people have conscience? . I hate inconveniencing people. And I don't like people doing it to me. If you want to sleep in somebody's house ask for permission, don't assume the person likes you enough to want to share his space with you

Oga sorry oO...You ended up giving your readers serious warnings instead of your pal

You do not need an advise, what you need is a slap...!!

See Lemme clear you, you might be the first to light that kpekus, but before you met her, she's obviously the kinda girls that engage in romance, kissing and smooching while locking the kpekus no matter how hard you try to cajole her to open that gate...In other words what I mean is that she's the type of girl that usually give you access from the torso upwards while the downward part is a no-go area, but you were the first to have successfully gained entrance and drilled that kpekus, that's why she's currently on kpekus giveaway because (You) Mr A has parted the red sea with your mighty rod of Olympus for others to follow...

Just continue sending her money while other guys do the banging since you want to claim the prestigious MVS award this year.

N:B....MVS= Most Valuable Simp

Venture into cryptocurrency...

FutureIsFemale:
says who?

Issorite...Oya carry am go give woman naw...!!

Hmmm... Nigerian courts will always embarrassed you!! No hope for commoners to obtain justices in Nigeria legal system...!!

A wise man once told me "At the long run, we are all dead"

FutureIsFemale:
Please guys let's vote in a woman this time around.

Power is not given...it is achieved!! Nigerian problem is bigger than what any woman in Nigeria can handle...!!

Indeed building a house is a dream of virtually everyone, so Yea, It's advisable you consider all factors and allocate money to start building your own house...

I too like this guy... E no send una papa

BAZ001:
Very true married men cheating and married women cheat too (DNA) but the part that bothers

The street is empty o. No man dey so hold your own."

What of single men on the street ?
Is it that all single guys are useless and No ambition, they are not regarded as man?

Single guys should pls avoid me



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She mean say na Playboy's full everywhere now... and she's correct, because a lot of us don't wanna get married...

Kingozymandias:
This looks like an accident or a.mechanic workshop

I hope this isn't fake news

In Nigeria, everything is possible

Eya...A very sad one!! Everything in this country is aiming for your head

Na God dey safe people

SmartyPants:
Nope.

Kemi had an exemption and that is as valid as the actual certificate.

Her issue is that hers was forged. Dont mislead peoole.

See how you contradicted yourself... someone that has a forge exemption cert doesn't have a certificate...!!