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kingsolomonjnr01:
Is it bigger to even hunt a bird?

soundOsonic:
The snake versus the Mantis
One day in the animal kingdom, king Lion hosted a wrestling competition just right after the race competition between the box tortoise and the brown hare. Everyone cheered the tortoise for its slow but steady movement, then came the main event which everyone had been waiting for the praying mantis and the snake.
Well it was a death match between this two local folks; as both were about tearing each other apart due to just a silly argument on whose camouflage is the best. The green snake refused to agree even though it was evident the praying mantis was the leading camouflage animal.
The Lion thought why not settle your dispute at the festival of the kings. Mr. Harmattandust the pig snorts while dishing out odds for the death match, well the odds was on the green snake favor to win. Miss Elephanton, big brother croc, and pastor chimp were the few animals who placed their bet on the mantis.
The snake moved its head left and then to the right, and back to the left repeating such subtle pattern as he got closer to the mantis. The mantis positioned a stance with its forward legs up and puff itself just to appear big and intimidating. But the serpent didn't buy such lie it jumped and made its first strike at the mantis.
The mantis luckily escaped the fangs of the serpent (the green snake nick name) and made a comeback attack with a lightening strike as the serpent was trying to regain its balance to get a second strike; unluckily within the twinkling of its reptilian eyes, it found itself choking in the spiky arms of the Mantis.
Despite the fact the mantis locked his arm (fore legs) around the serpent head, the serpent still struggled to free itself but all seemed abortive, the serpent calm itself after all no one can strangle a snake, as it has no neck.
The cheering of the crowd metamorphos into silence as the unthinkable happened, the mantis started feasting on the live serpent. The serpent yelled and cried in sorrow as it hit its tail continuously on the ground, to pass a message of submission but there was no referee, no rules, it is to the death.
The crowd again started cheering to the gore happenings in front of them as the mantis had eating up the eye of the serpent and had already gotten to the brain left surface . The mantis had had its full, he unlocked its grip and looked at the ever cheering crowd while shouting like a viking after slaughtering the fvcking Saxons.
The Lion smiled in approval as it was crowned king of the insects. Later that evening the Mantis will go and bath in the blood of the dead snake and forever live as a red mantis, no need for hiding. It is only the weak that camouflage.

Emmamay10:
'Snakes in the city' by Simon keys and siouxsie on National geographic channels makes me to start changing my orientation about snakes.I love the way they handle those snakes.
You will hear siouxsie saying Simon,Simon I can't see it...I can't see it......on the other hand,you will hear Simon saying siousie,siouxsie....yeah,yeah,...I can see it.it's black mamba, African most venomous snake.....
The show is my favourite on National geographic(wild).the only time I don't watch the show is when females are around.they scared alot.

Kinematics:
So all accident injuries are easily treated in other places?

Abeg make we try dey reason small b4 commenting.

biggerboyc:
you said I'm impatient since yesterday. I told him I don't want to buy again. When he explain how he source the fund, I can't accept that kind of money.

Poloyanabo2:
These men's show off is becoming way too much,
I just pray they don't cast,
Laying low is the best.

Thecreatorx:
[s][/s] You mean smelly Nigerian ladies with Snapchat filters? Ok

sow4me:
Asin i don't know what iv gotto do with the post

meobizy:
It's the same as the Blackberry, Nokia and Tecno craze. It will die momentarily. Let's enjoy the trend while it lasts.

Dissap:
Mehn!!! My niggars! My fvcking niggars, good day mehn!
So when I call this babe, she's so fvcking hot mehn. So damn hot. I felt it mehn, damn! But I no wan fvck her niggar!!!
I just wanna let the b*tch go!!! But she come say that I must fvck am. Niggars, I come tire mehn, me no wan do. No be by force, you get me?
So that's it hommies.
I let her go mehn, but she said that ain't cool. She want more hommies!!!

ODJ124:
Was. Patiently waiting for this...


We don't take things serious
That was how they thought Jesus wanted to tell a parable in the synagogue, even after seeing him with a cane, until Dove sellers heard fiam fiam for their back


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chiefodera:
I have already done that(send my statement of account to bet9ja) but they're not replying me .