₦airaland Forum

Cyberterror:
Gombe is definitely the most peaceful state in the north. You hardly hear of religious or ethnic clashes there. It even looks like it is out of bounds to herdsmen. Their young, educated Emir may be a factor.

shhhhhh......!! reduce your voice, bandits are on social media, because we once said the same about Sokoto and Kastina state

endsarrrs:
BUHARI HAS NEVER BEEN A POLITICIAN/DEMOCRAT . HE IS A MILITARY DICTATOR

Lol.....

Litblogger:
My brand new S10 plus suffered water damage after mistakenly falling into a 5 feet-deep pool on Sunday. After it was recovered from the water, it was working fine but suddenly started bootlooping. I had to turn it off and the front and back camaras were foggy. I put it in rice from Sunday evening to Monday morning. The cameras were still foggy and it stopped coming on.

I took it to Samsung's office at the mall in Surulere and the technician said the motherboard needs to be changed.

I got it for 280K from this same Samsung office in February. It's such a pity that Samsung's warranty doesn't cover water damage.

UPDATE: I am willing to sell the phone itself and all accessories for 150k (negotiable) to anyone who wants to dedicate the time and energy to making it work again.

But Oga.....you are supposed to know any fault regarding carelessness from users end doesn't cover warranty....!! sorry for your loss tho

Kai No Buhari....and this made FP!!
or is Buhari a headmaster......!!

richmanrichard:
baba relax! she cares n the way you wrote about her still shows that you still love her.accept her back n enjoy your life.women case be like bicycle because e no dey hard to start but e dey hard to stop. if you want to live long, stop taking women matter too serious. bang n move, if she is serious;she shud secure her territory in your life not you doing that for her.Create a mentallity of a king because you are one .2021 is not for simps
.Or shud i tell you what hapened is 1900?

2021 is not for simps and you want my real nigga to accept her back and continue simping around, didn't it occur to you she doesn't give a fuvk and all she care about is the gift from the guy, maybe she's having problems with others and boom she remembered she has a boo somewhere....

nawa oo..... probably highness, that was how one threw me off his bike on Easter day in 2016

No umuobiligbo....Oga stop using Lagos/west as a yardstick in comparison

The sweetest breed of fowls (Guinea Fowl) that's what someone is calling creepy....

one of the luckiest guy in Naija is Mr eazi.....to him,that relationship is "we die here"

dear sociologymajor, it's obvious you were scammed because you didn't carryout your background check very well....how can you transact pay before delivery on NL with someone who just registered his/her account on the 4th of October 2020 and the worst part of it from Benin city,Edo state, the home of Gboys...no reviews, no recommendations and referrals by anyone on this platform, you wanted to capitalize on an awof and mouthwatering offer but now it has landed you in 60k regrets.....it's my pleasure to inform you that "They don use you cash out" I shaah hope you have atleast learnt something this year....

Rubbish....but when she was campaigning and fighting tooth and nail for him she doesn't hate him then abi

Bonesking:
Passengers are becoming wiser. Despite that we are in a pandemic year, the motorist plying east still pushed their fare high. How can you charging 15k to Onitsha from Lagos? The worst is that since when the subsidy strike ended, the culture of double charging passenger wasn’t left behind. And this nonsense wasn’t the norm when the luxury buses were the means of travelling. But as soon as the small buses which plied mainly Benin/Warri began venturing east, everything got messed up.

I love what I’m seeing, people are getting wiser. Let the bus companies pack their family, dogs and animals into their buses and ferry them home. Nobody will tell them not to bring the fare back to its normal price.

Bro... it's so heartbreaking I must tell you.... within last 2 week to 24th I have journeyed from Awka to Owerri to Asaba to Onitsha due to the nature of my hustle, the sudden hike in prices of Tfare clearly shows we are our own devil in this country.......

Homeboiy:
Well we ThankGod for everything


Hope your Christmas is going well?

Bro it's going well ooO, until the two wine I bought fell down and broke....Money gone!! All dsame we thank God

Homeboiy:
I said it in two separate threads that I bought chicken for 12k but some said I was lying

don't mind those ones, people are buying chickens at the rate of 10K5 and above here....but those breed are unable to walk due to the size and weight

Omo where are you guys seeing this cheap chickens from self....from my ends here, the price of 2 chicken is almost equivalent to that of a goat or ram....we shall bought for 7k each

please guys....which Gcam is advisable to download on RN8?? I saw many of it on play store with awful reviews

Oya....Food is ready for vanity crew.....

how is rescuing this boys a Christmas gift?? Only God knows what this man took before uttering such hokum

Angelmichael63:
HMMMM I KNOW NIGERIA WILL BE THIS GREAT ONE DAY!

With the kinda mindset most Nigerians have.... impossible

T817:
I returned home from my shop only to find my wife 4 siblings in my house I wasn’t happy because she didn’t informed me they were coming over and in this economy when the country is hard why would they come all four of them at the same time.

My mother in law came for omugwo she stayed for 5 weeks, she left 3 weeks ago I had given my wife 30k the money I borrowed from a good friend of mine to get her some few things to take home, then 3 weeks after, her 4 siblings are here too, they are 6. The last born who is 10 have been staying with us for 2 years now. I take care of her, my wife doesn’t work and I am only managing I don’t know why her people want to
drain me.

Can you imagine as soon as I entered the house, her sisters were asking me about their Christmas gifts, "brother where is our gift?" As if I am their ATM. I just ignored them because I was already angry seeing them in my house without my permission but keeping calm was the best thing to do.

What shocked me was the fact her brother was comfortably sleeping in my bed next to my 2 months old baby. My wife didn’t see it as anything bad she said he is her brother and wouldn’t harm his own niece but my point was not about him doing something wrong with her but the fact that he doesn’t have any respect for my bed that what really got me angry which led to my wife and I to quarrell not in their presence but in our room but since it’s only parlour and room self con I believe they must have heard everything but I don’t care.

My Wife thinks I am overreacting and I don’t like her siblings and she said she will tell her parents everything I said to her in anger which I didn’t meant to but nobody in my position will be happy if he happened to be in my shoe. How do I handle this problem with my wife without causing any further problems between us and her parents because I don’t have money to feed 4 more mouths for 2 weeks because they are not leaving any time soon not until the 3rd or 4th of January and before her siblings came she complained about her Christmas clothes and hair. I told her I will only do Christmas for the kids because I don’t have money she frowned her face and started giving me attitudes and on top of that she has invited her 4 siblings when I don’t have a kobo to feed all of them.

Even the food we have in the house won’t even last until January because I bought enough for 5 people but now with 9 of us it won’t last and her siblings are expecting me to do Christmas for them too , I don’t blame them because they are small children 20,18,15,12 who thinks that I have a skeleton in my cupboard where I get free money lol.

What should I do right now ? I am not happy Your advice is needed please

I just de laugh, lol....imagine the impetus,the insolence,the tamerity, the audacity all I see is "see finish"

With 9 people in a self con, I don't even know what to say, the thought of them expecting you to give them transport money back home is giving me sleepless night on your behalf

RedPanthar:
Continue deceiving yourself. You can deceive gullible people but not me.


You're the breed of men that are so overly possessive you don't want your wife to be around anyone of influence especially her family besides you.


YOU COVERTLY HATE YOUR WIVE'S FAMILY AND SADLY YOU'RE NOT DISCREET ENOUGH TO HIDE THE DUSGUST. YOU CAN'T STAND THEM TO TOLERATE THEM LET ALONE TO EMBRACE THEM AS YOUR OWN.

I PRAY YOU KNOW THE FUTURE AND CAN SEE IF YOUR KIDS WILL NEVER NEED THEIR HELP FOREVER THAT WAY I CAN ASSURE YOU TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR ANTICS. UNTIL THEN, TRED SOFTLY.

There are a specie of men that hate it when a woman's family or friends is around her. And use all sorts of antics to act victimised.

Only God will deliver you from you and teach you different ways of doing things. Your children would grow up too and become adults, should brothers not visit sisters and vice versa. When it's time to shine with opportunity some men act coy.


7k will enough rice and small meat to entertain your guests for the short duration they will be around.


Be Christ-like, Christ-mas is about sharing not only about eating rice.


Stop deceiving people in the time being. You know it's hatred you have for her being around her family and not about money




Should anything happen to you tomorrow, those are the ones that would stand for her, your kids and even you. And it's how you draw them close with what you have now that will make them endear to you should the chips fall down on your end however plenty your tiny peanuts maybe as of the moment.


You will know them ladies. They are the kinds that assume thier wives fell from heaven. Once they get married to them they don't want their wives to be around anybody, friends or family.



There's also female versions. These women marry them give them the entire world. They will never be with you or love you atall and will only stick around cause of favors they get in the marriage. They won't give happiness and after a few years leave you down the line.


It's a personality-complex. Open your eyes to find these kinds out to do the needful.

Incase you missing something here....it's 9 people in one room and parlour and you want the young man to be happy nawa oo

Paullardricky:
Thanks very much
Are you base in IB?

Not at all.....

Wahala don buy bugatti....... instead of you to be shaking, better man up/woman up and meet your husband, take the fight to him on why he should try you in such a manner knowing fully well anything can happen.......!!

Paullardricky:
boss like how many months can someone learn this skill?

Depending on how fast and dedicated you are.....1 to 3 months of weekly practice is enough, but years of experience/clients good compliments and referrals matters a lot in you landing a big contract

In Africa we have Malaria, in other continents they have Covid-19 and that's all

SmellySperm:
money bro,I repeat Money

I swear...Straight up bro.....!! Shatta bundle with 3ft dey ball on a steady

Paullardricky:
Please which skill is that, if i may ask?

Xyclix:
What skill is that bro if I may ask?

davidas101:
Bro please I'll really appreciate it if you can share the skill with me.

Xyclix:
What skill is that bro if I may ask?

Wall finishes......Stucco works and Marble effects

hmmm.....The year was filled with ups and down but was a blessing in disguise

first of all,my girl ended our relationship just before lockdown which was beneficial to my akant at the long run
secondly and importantly I learnt a vital skill that I'm the one running away from work and money now because I want to rest small

And lastly a clean SUV came through for my Dad all in year 2020, wasn't a bad year for us tho.....All thanks to Jah

flokii:
Only f00ls fall for televised miracles.. if you are that superb, go to hospitals and heal all the patients there.

Abi.... Many blind people are out there on the street as well but these pastors are doing mowa look away...

Jainine:
The smart thing to do, have just one bank atm.

Only transfer to that account for expenses, Like when you want to spend, withdraw or use POS.

If you misplace the card you will be safe, if pos guys get the digits they will only find your change there. If someone who knows your pin steal your card, you will have no reason to be worried...

This trick has worked for me for so many years now.

Exactly what I'm doing..... I hate stress for this life

dammycree:
I didn't even think of that

that's just it.....Fear some of this POS agents, especially those roadside ones with chair, table and umbrella....

psychologist:
So what should koeman and his boys say

I am a barca fan, tbh this draw Is not fair to us...like why do Madrid and Ronaldo always get an easy draw

Gee i just weak after we got PSG.... After watching yesterday's match and saw how we managed, struggled and luckily kept a clean sheet against common ordinary simple Levante at Camp Nou, Then I imagine the attacking trio of Neymer, Mbappe and Di maria running marathon in our defence.... Another 8-2 in the making