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Politics / Re: Matele Attack: Alobi Nsor Is Alive - Missang Oyama by smartkester(m): 7:33pm On Nov 27, 2018
ikennaf1:


The terrorists were spread out. how many "sneezes" will the tank make in order to kill the terrorists one at a time? The attack is better handled from the air and from the land. The air wasn't there. It's the air that will put them into disorganisation.
God bless you bro.
From the video i watched they were spread out so the t72 couldn't have dealt them a big blow. They were well organized. They had anti air-craft Gun trucks so calling for air support wouldn't do much harm
Politics / Re: Matele Attack: Alobi Nsor Is Alive - Missang Oyama by smartkester(m): 7:25pm On Nov 27, 2018
BafanaBafana:
Thank God for his life. When I see a soldier these days, I pity them.

Meanwhile I believe the reason for the terrorists overpowering our guys was lack of preparedness rather than lack of weapons. If the video making rounds is authentic,
1. Our guys were not in battle gear, soldiers are not allowed to go into battle without full kits
2. It was reported that the terrorists carted away large cache of weapons, they armoury was well stocked.
3. The had a T71 tank there and it obviously wasn't manned before the terrorists came, and their first action was to destroy it. If that tank had sneezed in the direction of the approaching terrorists even once, it would have put them in disarray and made the work easier for the guys with riffles.
i watched the second video one of the soldiers complained of over heating of the engine of the T72 after 2 shots it was rendered Useless
The second tank was already in bad order before the attack according to the soldier they called for shells(ammo) few days before the attack but no response

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2018
[quote author=softangelly post=73353072][/quote] check well this appointment letter was dished out before November. Read through to the last paragraph you will understand what am saying

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Politics / Re: Boko-haram Attack- I Pulled Off My Dirty Uniform And Ran (Nigerian Soldier) by smartkester(m): 2:26am On Nov 27, 2018
Jose2001:

IF I MAY ASK?
CAN'T THEY CALL ANY NEARBY BATTALION OR BRIGADE TO ASSIST AS THEY HAD LIKE AN HOUR TO PREPARE
probably they thought it was a mere battle they could contain considering the fact that a batallion has over 200 soldiers. The massive attack with the confiscated weapons by the BH caught them off guard

But left to me i would still blame them for not planning for the worst which is to make escape route in between the barb wires before the attack because from all indications the barb wires and trenches caused more deaths
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 10:33am On Nov 26, 2018
When i said this recruitment ended before it started one fool in this thread was attacking me. It's obviously over kill this thread and hope for better opportunity

No list is coming out again. Waiting for another list is like waiting for a train at the airport

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by smartkester(m): 5:34pm On Nov 15, 2018
shegzee43:
Hey guys,

I write this in a very sombre mood. I just received my result for my fifth ielts attempt.

L-7 R-9 W-7 S-7

It's been an excruciating experience, because just listening has been the issue. In all attempts it's been 7.5 trice and 7 twice in listening and I haven't had any issue with other modules.

I do so well while practising ahead of exam but it turns out a ghastly situation and what's more, a serious case of phobia on the test day proper.

I know few guys may have had similar experience in the past. Please, I need your counsel.
oga you passed na why are you worried
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 6 by smartkester(m): 1:29pm On Nov 15, 2018
Please I'm a novice here what's the PPR/COPR they are talking about?

Please can some one outline the things to do briefly in order to follow this course of traveling to canada?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 10:48pm On Nov 14, 2018
Gec8:
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You see all these your sentences in italics? All useless, as they have no correlation as to why i'm having correspondences with you in the first place: which is to refute your claims about new staff being on any form of training.

Stick to the script. No circumventing.
ok now i see so you feel if they are not on training the chances of new intakes would be high

Keep deceiving yourself waiting for second entrants
It will leave you with goose bumps grin grin cheesy

Am sorry am not the cause of your predicament go get help

I take God beg you don't quote me again thanks

I take my leave. Wish you all the best as you battle your ordeal grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 10:34pm On Nov 14, 2018
The funny truth is that you won't even see any of those that got in on threads like this. They don't even know if a thread like this existed on nairaland

Some mediocres are here killing themselves on merit grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 10:28pm On Nov 14, 2018
Gec8:


1. I'm not your brov or bro

2. Just like what's happening with the first entrants, I dont give a rat's ass about your past experiences in your job search.

3. No matter the government, I pray that no one who has gotten in will ever be dropped. I'm not one to revel in another man's misfortune - unlike you.

4. This conversation is to dispel the false news youre trying to infilterate this thread with, and not about 'connection' or 'ship in airport' talks.

5. From the bold captions, you seem to be the frustrated person between us both.

LOL
grin grin grin grin Dude take a chill pill and tell yourself the truth. It seems you are just new in the job search. I would reiterate again go get yourself a good "connection" or else you are deceiving yourself if you banking on merit.

Brov it's not a fight it's just that you don't want to get the fact clear

This recruitment ended before it began

It would amaze you that some just applied for the job and didn't go for any interview or whatsoever all they needed was the reference number and now they are in the system

Wake up brov welcome to Nigeria grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 10:09pm On Nov 14, 2018
Gec8:


First of all, I don't think anyone here gives a rat's ass as to whats happening to the first batch entrants. If you do, you're wasting your time as that ship has sailed. Most people here are concerned about the 'second batch or list' that's being purported.

Secondly, nobody who got into DPR in this 2016 recruitment is under any form of training. No single person. So on the contrary you are the person who's replete with false info, or better still, maybe is the persons that collected APL from your kitchen that you are training in your parlour - in batches.
lol please take your frustration and move on with life. This is Nigeria stop deceiving yourself dude. This recruitment has ended before it begun go get yourself a good "connection" as they call it in Nigeria and wait for another open recruitment but you hoping on this present one is like waiting for a ship to land in an airport

Brov move on the truth hurts!


God bless you there's a change in Government come next year even those that are yet to go for the training might be dropped again

Am speaking from experience. (immigration recruitment 2014)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2018
Gec8:


The guys who got in like three months ago are yet to go on training, but it's your 'three friends' that are already on training albeit getting their letters later than the July guys?

It's like you're the person that's providing this training for them in your parlour.
Mr man it's in batches. Am talking about the first batch, they are on training presently. They are to do a 6weeks training in lagos after which they would be sent to south Africa for 3months intensive training .

So shut the Bleep up and get lost, you ill-informed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by smartkester(m): 9:32pm On Nov 14, 2018
innamorat:
What's the salary like
hehhehehe..this one is already asking salary when you are yet to get the job. Aunty please stop the fantasy and face the reality

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by smartkester(m): 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2018
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by smartkester(m): 8:55pm On Nov 14, 2018
All of you still posting about this dpR jab be deceiving yourselves. I know of 3 people that have already received appointment letter and already on training. Just kill this thread. THIS IS NIGERIA
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GE Nigeria Graduate & Experienced Job Recruitment (10 Positions) by smartkester(m): 8:39pm On Nov 14, 2018
salford1:

I once went through their interview process in 2012. Made it to the final stage. Process was through a phone interview with a recruiter in ikoyi. Then a manager in abuja via phone, then hr personel in ikoyi.

Note that i have education and work experience from abroad. Funny how i realised later that the manager and hr personal were friends of my cousins. I could have used my cousins to influence the decisions if i had known earlier. I also have three friends that presently work for GE. One in HR, another Engineering for Baker Hughes and the last as a sales manager.

However, I am glad i did not get the job later as I relocated to Canada a year later and now work in a goverment organization. I now make more than i could have ever dreamt of making with GE Nigeria with the peace of mind that comes with living in a developed country.
good day sir. Please what does it take to travel out to Canada and get a job without having any one there in Canada?
Please permit me to ask did you get the job by travel agency or other means please kindly enlighten me

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Is Graduate Trainee Salary At Flour Mills by smartkester(m): 8:03pm On Nov 14, 2018
Kockane:
Guys please, sum1 shld help with the needed information. I'm assuming the OP just got an invitation for their aptitude test wich I also got. I currently have a nice job offer, 198k per month! entry level. So, anyfn lower dan dat is a waste of time for me.
you have job of 198k you are still looking for another. You are an idiot no apologies. Selfish also

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Business / Re: Affiliate Marketing: They Are Taking Advantage Of Multi-billion Dollar Industry by smartkester(m): 7:37pm On Nov 14, 2018
babaonpoint:



1. for my affiliate marketing i mostly use clickbank and i promote not less than 5-10 different products at a time and i have never heard of any limitation to number of products you can promote.

2. yes. every new product you want to promote needs a unique squeeze page. the squeeze pages can be on a single domain and hosting. this is the reason why i advice buying general name domains instead of niche specific domains. e.g supercourses over looseweight dot com. the reason is that you want to promote many products on the same domain. it will not look wise to promote make money products on looseweight domain.

3. yes if you can handle it. no if you cant. i personally promote any product in most niches if i have an hungry traffic for it. but this does not in anyway mean that a person subscribe to my make money list and i will start sending him dog training promotions. i will never do that.

4. a landing page is the page you direct your visitors to. if i say a landing page in this context i basically mean a squeeze page. a squeeze page is a single page where you collect potential buyer email addresses. partly answered in 3 above

5. visitors to your squeeze page are potential buyers. if they optin to your list, they are interested and most likely willing to buy. after subscribing to your squeeze page they should be redirected to your hoplink. that is the product you are promoting using your unique hoplink. if they buy instantly fine, if they dont, you already have their mails and your mailing series will follow them up.

will you like to have a peep on how i made over N271,500 from affiliate marketing within just 5days? see it here
you guys never get tired of this your yeye scam.. Pay 10500 for one nansene and you come here showing ne stupid and fake account balance. Who do you want to deceive. This format is wack go get something new
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by smartkester(m): 9:04pm On Oct 26, 2018
Please someone help am clicking the enlistment form to fill it. It's showing me 502 gateway error
Or is there another way to apply. Please help a brother out
Literature / Re: The Auction by smartkester(m): 10:44pm On Oct 16, 2018
Lleigh glad to have you back, hope you'll continue this story line please?

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Celebrities / Re: A Housefly Seen Inside Toke Makinwa's Meal (photo) by smartkester(m): 1:53pm On Mar 19, 2018
Mimienudles:
Just Nairaland. No other social network for me smiley
lol are you for real?
It might sound rude asking for your direct contact details here that was why i said social media
handle

I do wanna mingle with you for real
Celebrities / Re: A Housefly Seen Inside Toke Makinwa's Meal (photo) by smartkester(m): 9:57pm On Mar 18, 2018
Mimienudles:
Kini big deal
hey mind dropping me your Social media handle
Literature / Re: The River by smartkester(m): 7:47pm On Dec 21, 2017
This story no end well o.. The writer for no start sef
Literature / Re: The Auction by smartkester(m): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2017
Year don end.. Na so this story go end ni[url][/url]
Literature / Re: Memoir Of A Sex Slave [struggle For Survival] by smartkester(m): 3:54pm On Dec 07, 2017
Update please
Literature / Re: The Auction by smartkester(m): 3:51pm On Dec 07, 2017
Lleigh you shouldn't have started what you can finish na.. undecided
Romance / Re: One-legged Man Engages Lady In Raunchy Dance On Stage,video Goes Viral by smartkester(m): 7:35pm On Nov 06, 2017
OboOlora:
People with this kind of disabilities usually have BIG dicks. I'm sure that's what the lady felt in the second to the last pic
obo olora indeed I like your moniker. He he he
Literature / Re: Memoir Of A Sex Slave [struggle For Survival] by smartkester(m): 7:01pm On Nov 02, 2017
Welcome on board Bush. .good to be back
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Killed A Big Sheep In Aba, Caught By A Friend (Photos) by smartkester(m): 9:43pm On Oct 29, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Where?

I just won 20k as a bet that Lalasticlala will push this to front page cheesy...

Meanwhile, Every week comes with a new opportunity... Never get tired of trying!

Victory will surely come at last. To all job seekers out there, God is watching over all of us and will surprise us this week. You can start up something and make money while at home. Just check my signature and start like I started.

Happy Sunday folks smiley
bia go and finish all those your pending stories na

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