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seunmsg:
If this is true, the leadership of CAN should be immediately dissolved. They now represent the devil and not Nigerian Christians. Rev. Asake or whatever he calls himself is mad.

Why did you say that? Don't you see any sense in the argument they provided?

Lol. Dino is indeed a clown. I like his style - mixing politics with fun. We don't have to look all serious all the time. I really like his style.

classicMan22:
u are indeed a SmartMugu so he should wear leggings to church

Abi na. He can't just go to church n.aked.
How is he supposed to give testimonies on the alter with no clothes on?
When the woman doesn't like jeans nko? He has to do something to make her happy. Leggings and skirts is what he needs to make her happy since that's what most women wear.

Bossmd:
Hello guys,

Since we got married it’s been one quarrel into another. Last Sunday I dressed in Jean and Long sleeve T shirt for Church and on sighting what I was wearing my wife yelled “Why will you be wearing this to Church?! We will not sit together ooh!!”

I felt dumbfounded but didn’t utter a word. On getting to Church I went to sit separately.

Is this right coming from a wife?

Don't mind women jare. That's how they are. But as men, sometimes we can't do with them and sometimes we can't do without them.
So, just manage her bro, for better for worse. They are delicate beings, so applying maturity is key.

You chose her yourself. You should have known she doesnt like jeans in church before you married her. Her complaint is no big deal. Next time just wear leggings or skirt or whatever she wants you to wear to church . I know someone that can lend u a 'Brazilian' wig if u need one. She'll be proud of you.

There's light at the end of the tunnel.

wonlasewonimi:
Look at the scrap they are calling truck.

The one you own must be better than this one.

What have herdsmen done wrong again? Can we please leave these gentlemen alone?

omowolewa:
They still not get it, how long will IGP stay there? They attacks are guerilla styled, there will be no attack in a long while.

It's issues of joint forces, name it any 'dance' that comes to mind.

Does it even matter if the IGP is there as if one sniper bullet won't take him down? What's needed is state instituted security, not one IGP to handle every security-related concerns across the nation.

Just one IGP can't fix the security issues in the country. Let every state have it's own independent police force. No need for an IGP.

Which babe make I dash this car now? Not the actual car but the framed picture of it. Who want? You must fine first o.

jiggaz:
lol... Good morning bro... Plz i wanna ask you a question on behalf of a relative. He is planning to visit America with b1/b2 visa. He told the embassy that he is coming for a 1 month vacation but he intends to work 6 months in America before coming back.. He plans to do menial jobs though ( blue collar) like Working in Care givers ( old people's home) or Walmart... Is this possible considering he's on b1/b2 visa without identification or SSN for work? Will immigration officials catch him and deport him?

Plz second question, is it possible for someone to apply for American Green Card after exhausting his 10 year multiple entry visa to America ( b1/b2) ? He doesn't plan to live there oo. Just to be going and working every 6 months, then come back. Plz ur reply will be much appreciated. Thank you bro.


My bro mikkyangel abeg put mouth for dis mata... What do you think?

To be frank, I don't know much about B1 visas, I had to read up on it at https://www.uscis.gov/working-united-states/temporary-visitors-business/b-1-temporary-business-visitor .
Is your relative already granted the visa or he's expecting one?
If he or she already has a B1 visa, based on what I read on the USCIS link above, I'd think he or she should be able to handle professional dealings (with some restrictions - I believe). I don't think he or she belongs in the menial job category.

Again, I don't know much about this type of visa and what he stands to face. Most people around me are either citizens or green card holders and only a few still keep track of the different types of visas and their pros and cons.

If you read the link above on B1 visas, I believe he or she should be able to legally deal with companies - from consulting, contract negotiation, training etc standpoint. That to me is more professional than working on group homes, walmart etc. It all depends on his or her ground plans and the type of exposure they have to the new system.

I don't think he or she will be deported. For what? Many foreigners live here in the US illegally and haven't been deported yet, why would the focus be on your relative that has legal rights to perform consulting etc type of work in the US? If he doesn't get into any legal problems and does what his visa allows him to do, he should be fine.

On your last question on if it's possible to extend visas to green cards, the US allows provisions for "Adjustment of Status". Implying you're not confined to whatever VISA you come in the country with. Some may lead to permanent residency and eventual citizenship. You can read up on that and follow folks with similar questions on www.visajourney.com or www.visapro.com. it's so much contents on there to digest.

Sorry if I'm not of much help this time, I just don't know much about B1 visa and can only say what I know.

Goodluck bro.

cyberaddict:
SmartMugu Lol

Your long and carefully written epistle is about a different Kim.


You broke the first law of comprehension: 'Read the passage carefully'


Your Moniker can do without the first Syllable.

Don't worry about the moniker, focus on the contents in my reply. To be frank, I don't even know why I chose that moniker, that was a random name that came up when I found out about this forum. It doesn't mean I'm smart, and it doesn't mean I'm a mugu either. My previous participations on other topics could help with you labelling me as either 'smart' or 'mugu. Peace bro.

cyberaddict:
The Guinness World record holder for the quickest PhD degree is Karl Witte. He was 13 years old.

Kim bagged his PhD at 15.


As per the entire write-up, there is nothing wrong with it. It is 90% accurate. Always do some research before jumping into conclusions.

So who's retarded now?

I still disagree with you. Look at the source quoted - Korean Herald. Who doesn't know North Koreans are fed with lies and propaganda? The Kim dynasty is treated like gods there. I have watched several documentaries on Kim Jung On and I know what I'm saying.

That dude is just a young chap - in his mid 30s. He has never schooled in the US. Last I heard, he schooled in Switzerland, and kept to himself. No one remembers his from his school, neither is there any records of his graduation from there.

How could he have graduated with any degree in the US when his father and his grand-father have had historical beefs with the US? The only 3 presidents North Korea has ever had are Kim, his father, and his grandfather. Would any father send his child to a country they have unhidden hatred for? Thats just a complete lie. What country would only allow 1 person in the entire country to have a specific type of haircut? Anyone with Kim's type of haircut faces a death penalty and only a few haircuts is approved for all North Koreans. Isn't that madness.
Quote me anyday on this.

North Koreans are fed with lies, that's why they only have 3 tv stations in the entire nation. Access to internet is restricted to the entire populace in that country. No access to Facebook, Twitter, etc that will expose the people to the lies they've been brainwashed with. North Koreans that managed to cross to China know the difference about lies and propaganda. Why is north korea arresting their citizens trying to cross to China and South Korea? Obviously it's because they just don't want them to know more than they currently know.

A US analyst once recommended a simple way to handle the current North Korea threat and I agree with him. His suggestion is to just have planes loaded with smartphones with full access to the internet and drop the phones all over North Korea. People will pick up the phones and have access to the information the rest of the world has and know they've been lied to all along.

Research about the death of Kim's brother and uncle. That dude's IQ isn't as he portrays. Yes, he has power, but him and his family aren't gods as the North Korean populace take them. Lack of knowledge is the North Korean problem.

Anyone that believes this retarded writeup must be retarded. How can someone get a PhD at 8 years old? Many nonsense written up here.

OP, please who are you and why would anyone call your attention to Philippine embassy matter? Like this hasn't been going on for decades?

Are you just learning that all embassies in Nigeria just milk Nigerians? Did you or anyone you know get rejected a Phillipino visa? What the hell is anyone looking for in Philippine? Business i understand, what else does anyone need from Phillippine?

Who even reported their embassy to you should have first asked himself or herself what they went to the their embassy for to warrant gatemen asking for bribes.

In Nigeria, there are 'embassies' and there are 'EMBASSIES'. Just drive around Abuja and Lagos embassies and you can tell the difference between an embassy and an EMBASSY. Most EMBASSIES from better nations have a lot of people queuing up, the other 'embassies' look like grave-yards because nobody want to go there except the desperate Nigerians.

An average Phillipino is poorer than many Nigerians, so why would anyone care about going there? Do they want to get poorer than poor? It's like asking why a Nigerian is being treated badly at a Somalian embassy in Nigeria - if there's one. What's a Nigerian going there for? Unless the likes that prefer leaving being poor and pursue getting poorer because they just want to get out of Nigeria. Everyone has his motives.

You mentioned education, can they even understand the Phillipino language? Why waste ur money and time.

Bro abeg, no be all of us mumu. Street don wise.

coluka:
Buhari why? Buhari why? Buhari why?
Meanwhile as per my new year resolution, this will be my last post on nairaland forever so it gives me pleasure to do this. Fvck nairaland, fvck all the stupid mods who banned me, fvck BMC, fvck Buhari, fvck afonja vultures, fvck all stupid cone heads with their tiger claws autographed faces, fvck all ewedu guzzling and Amala munching descendants of the fallen demon called oduduwa, fvck all members of the most disgusting race on the face of the earth, the revolting, skull mining, scum
Of the earth idiots from southwest Nigeria, fvck all the imbecilic, corpse scavenging and despicable sons of Yoruba land, the most useless and disgraceful beings in God's universe. F.UCK YOU LOSERS!!! And goodbye forever!!!!. OH YEAH!!!! That felt good. Ok bye, I'm off to better things in life

Are you mentally ok? Do you need some counselling help?

jacyhelen:
God bless u..PM me for a secret romance

God bless u too. The secret romance piece of your statement, I don't need. Thanks.

Why don't these so called 'men of God' in Nigeria foresee positive things? Must it be death, plane crash etc all the time? Not even one is known for seeing any positive thing. They never direct their predictions to things like Nigeria winning the next world cup, students getting scholarships in some regions of the country, fuel prices dropping, electricity staying stable etc, must they only see bad things in their visions?

Now that he has said the negative thing about a governor's assassination, what does he want us to do about it? Arrange for the governor's funeral? Is he going to end up as the only governor that has died? Many governors, ministers, senators, presidents etc have died in Nigeria since 1900, so whats the essence of this stupid message?

Another pastor will constantly tell his sheeples to pray and pray for that not to happen, when one of their fake predictions eventually happen, the end up telling his sheeples "I told you it was going to happen". Why waste the congregant's time in the first place, praying and fasting over your bad predictions?
Many people are really stupid to believe the nonsense these folks are feeding them with. Why didn't the pastor mention the governor's name and watch himself get locked up for talking nonsense?

If he's a man of God, why no pray to avert it? Must we first hear about it if nothing can be done? People die everyday. The death of a governor is no different from that of a common man that starved to death on the streets. Both lost their lives, so it's no news. Haha, e don do.

oloriooko:
Topic has no relation to the body of the story and very scanty story probably untrue

Unfortunately, only smart ones will understand the difference between the body and the topic of any post. I agree with you on how u think. Many folks just yarn nonesence on this platform. 91 Gbosa for you bro.

givememoney:
There is nothing call ibadanland.. in history... There nothing call the olu to ibadan land in history
Oba are just local government affair.

They demoted.. the oba of ife to ooni of ife


It is oluibadan of ibadan.. not olu ibadan of ibadanland.
Ibadan is one local government in ibadan city.. you have dugbe, mokola,. Etc. In ibadan


That why the military arrested ooni of ife and alafin of oyo... When they started calling themself. Imperial majestic and start telling lies to people.. there is no imperial majestic in ibadan or oyo state... Education is important..

Awolowo was only playing political. games. Lagos is the correct capital, not ibadan..

Awolowo put the television station in ibadan because it territory television... The signal would not be received if the television station was in Lagos... So they place it ibadan.. ibadan people were only doing 419

Ajimobi is correct for appointing more obas. inibadann.. Because Ibadan has more than one local government...

Ajimobi is correct...is appointment of more obas is correct..
It is a local government affair. Ibadan has more lg.. which is responsible for undevelopment of ibadan


It is the same problem in ile ife, Benin city.., ilorin, they have more than one local government... And they should have more han one oba,


Ibadan needs many obas..




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0JfogWaSo

Sorry bro. You typed all this and nobody gave you a 'like'? What a day.

How do one respond to this one now if you don't even read the bible?

What a weird advice. So, anyone presenting a Christmas gift to anyone has to first open it in their presence? I don't get it.

Saraki's case is missing from the list. Pastor Suleiman and Etobo nko? So many more. The list is not complete jawe.

Built2last:
It was a wanton charade by UN. That election is a diplomatic misfire that should not have happened. U.S is a sovereign nation with right to move their capital and recognize any place in the world.

The vote against that decision is so useless that it will further show how weak UN has become. Nothing will happen to U.S and Israel. That decision of Trump stands.

America carries 22 percent of entire UN budget. If they withdraw that. UN will retrench staff for the first time in History. Humanitarian aid world over will feel the impact.

The vote was wrongly timed. Diplomatic reach out should have continued....see Nigeria wey dey beg U.S for military arms and support dey vote against them. Issoari

Am I reading this wrong? Nigeria falls under the countries in favor of the vote. Is the vote listing countries against Trump's agenda? Please clarify.

Even Israel voted against this?

Now they will come and start blaming smaller thieves stealing oil in jerry cans for oil theft or sabotage when the big thieves steal theirs in ocean vessels. The big thieves are untouchable, only the small ones are.

What is this one saying? What has local governments and president got to do with pastors? I don't see the analogy in this statement.

Ilovemystate:
He said: “I am going to launch a car in one month’s time that people can easily buy in Nigeria with small money. I am looking at about N3 million. The car will be big size, which will have air conditioning, automatic gear and other comforts that will make it easier for all.

“I am not just interested in the Nigerian market alone but the African market.” and that is where my interest lies now. “I believe that anything you are doing do it well and if properly done it will market itself.


http://innosonmotors.com/innoson-begin-manufacturing-low-cost-vehicles-2018/

Based on his comment ("that's if came from him and not doctored by anyone), this is the most useless comment I ever heard from a CEO in the automotive industry.

Please, does anyone drive any car without "air conditioning, automatic gear and other comforts that will make it easier for all"?

I'm just wondering if this is new to someone. Every modern car has all of these already

holuwajobar:
buy one too

I don't need one nor can I afford one. If a rich man like you buys me one, I gladly take it and resell it and put the money towards some productive ventures.
Pls do it! Just buy me a G and see how many people will benefit from other people's waste of funds.
I can't really brag because I can't buy a G. But I own what I own and was meticulous about my decisions on what cars to buy, looking at my pocket first. Would you buy a G while living in a rented apartment? I don't think like that.

Valindazz:
I'm sure you haven't touched Gwagon this year! Why are you hating?

You're right and wrong at the same time. Yes I haven't touched G-Wagon my whole life. I'm a huge Benz fan. I own a C-Class Benz and have driven many different Benz but not a G. I don't see anything special in them. I'm not hating, I'm just advising. I'd put my funds elsewhere than on a G.

Zoro bawo? Does anybody know this one? Is he a singer? All of them just dey appear from no where. He's probably sitting on a car in a car dealer shop. Even if he bought it, how's that an achievement? What will the car be worth 5 years from now versus a landed property worth same amount?

This to me replicates what Africans believed in before foreigners brought their books over. One contradicts the other. China has thousands of religions, India has about that many number of religions, each with its contradictory views. So which one is the right one?
Please don't respond if you can't explain why Indians and Chinese have these many religions and it's only about 3 or 4 in Nigeria and the little we have still have contradictory views.

Aren't we all trying to talk to just one God? Why so many contradicting methods to reach Him?

Colybaly:
please I have not gotten more than 20 likes and 5 shares

Even if you hate me, click share


[s]even if you are just passing bye, click like or share and pass[/s]

No hard feelings

I would have given u a like or a share, but with the recession, we have to manage everything, including likes. No vex, I'm not stingy o.