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PoliticsRe: Abdulrahaim Idris, One Legged Man, Gets Help - Pictures by SmartMugu: 10:33pm On Apr 21, 2018
oyejidetosin:
Are you also one legged?
Wow, you harsh o. See raw and undiluted attack! angry
PoliticsRe: N3,000 Adult Levy Imposition In Imo By Rochas Okorocha Causes Tension In State by SmartMugu:
Isn't this the same person that spent millions on statues? Now he wants the money back from humans?

Why not ask his statues to pay him back how much wasted on each of them? Statues can't talk, people can talk and even fight for their rights.

Which kain brain this man get? Who vote for am self? I guess each if his statues represents as many of his subjects he wants. Crazy democracy - demonstration of craze.
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Reacts To Babymama's Child Abduction Claims by SmartMugu: 9:07pm On Apr 19, 2018
They are all the same. The vixens in their music videos are pretty damsels, but they end up with ugly baby mamas. Why? This one deserves a better environment according to Wande. Na ghetto him dig her from?
EventsRe: Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha 'TMT' Sprays Money At His Sister In-laws Wedding by SmartMugu:
Nonsense. Local champion.

Let him try that rubbish in same public setting in sane climes like US, Canada, and many countries in Europe and watch him get arrested on the spot for littering and abuse of the currency.

Why not just do a transfer directly to the person's bank account? Or is he giving the money to the grasses? Now someone has to clean up his litters.

I won't respect people like this until I see people like Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Otedola, Dangote, Adenuga etc behave like this idiot in a public gathering.
RomanceRe: My Cousin Is Tripping Badly, Please Share Your Experience by SmartMugu: 5:54am On Apr 19, 2018
hadjipapiey:
She's my uncle's daughter from my grandmother's step wife
I'm still trying to translate this type of relationship.... Wait, let me think.
EducationRe: Buhari Government Worst In Education Funding – ASUU by SmartMugu: 7:30am On Apr 17, 2018
BUHARIISCURSED:
grin when they had Jonathan they were castigating him but now they can't speak out. Useless country
Please remember the national anthem and pledge and confirm you mean the boldened. That's what they forced us to learn through primary and secondary schools. How come it's different in reality?
Car TalkRe: This Solar-Powered Car Built By Students Can Reach 100km/h With No Battery by SmartMugu: 7:19am On Apr 17, 2018
"The vehicle has no steering wheel"? Goodluck to those that will ride in it, not me.
TravelRe: Petrol And Gas Tankers Collide In Ojota by SmartMugu: 7:07am On Apr 17, 2018
This is not normal. It must be diabolical. This must be the handiwork of Petrol witches and Oil wizards, vice versa. They probably have subsidy sharing disagreements in their meetings in the spiritual realm and they're bringing their personal wahala for normal people to observe. Abeg, make una park jare. cool
LiteratureRe: Is It That Authors Are No Longer Interested In Children's Literature?? by SmartMugu: 7:28am On Apr 13, 2018
Most children now prefer iPads and smartphones. Reading books is gradually becoming boring to them.
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BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 61st Birthday In Style. See The Cakes He Received by SmartMugu:
.why show us the cakes when we cant be allowed to eat any piece of it?
CrimeRe: Police Shoot 3 Robbers Dead In Bauchi After A Fierce Gun Battle (Photo) by SmartMugu: 10:22am On Apr 11, 2018
chrisb2r200:
So what exactly is ur pointhuh?
You no go school? Na me be una English teacher? Abeg free me.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Will Help Igbos Become President Of Nigeria – SGF, Mustapha by SmartMugu:
Almajiri Wan sell brain to Igbo man. You be learner? Dem go sell you before u finish that sentence. Na barefoot you take waka reach the almajiri village we u come from. Brain pass brain o, and igbo warriors dey sharp pass all of una. Wetin una dey think today many of them don think am 50 years ago

C'mon sit down and learn from igbo, no be cattle matter be this. As smart as Igbo people are known globally to be, these people still think they're addressing Almajiris wey dey pursue cow up and down. Funny talk. Igbo resemble mugu to una? Better learn from their smartness. Forget am, I no be igbo, but twale to all igbos out there. Dem sabi represent die. No dulling at all.

It took this man 4 trials to manage to help himself become president, yet people are still looking for his achievements in microscopes and telescopes. They still can't see them..All of a sudden, he wants to help igbos to become president. These people must think everyone in this country thinks like apes that can't think of anything else once they see bananas.

Igbos, better shine ur eye, na scope things, no gock ur self. How will he forget his cabal friends and consider igbo? These ones wey like power pass both their brain and heart combined. Dem no mind give up their brain and both of their eyes to become the leader of anything at all. Even if na Rams association dem dey pursue. Abegi

Even madman go first think this kain statement and set up his own committee of lunatics like our politicians always do before saying heck no to this nonsense wey this man just yarn so.
CrimeRe: Police Shoot 3 Robbers Dead In Bauchi After A Fierce Gun Battle (Photo) by SmartMugu: 9:28am On Apr 11, 2018
Escodeb:
Crime doesn't pay. [/b]That said I hope the guns won't find it way back to the street 9ja police?
[b] Never say that again biko. Crime pays politicians that steal better money, for these small small hungry thieves it doesn't pay.
How many politicians that stole billions have been shot dead and placed in the back of a pickup in Nigeria's like these ones that only had N19k on them?
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Parties With Peter Okoye "Mr P". Washes His Legs With Champagne by SmartMugu: 8:57am On Apr 07, 2018
After spending about $12,000, no tips for the bartenders? The receipt says $0 tips. AMEX card sef.
FamilyRe: 10 Richest Families In Nigeria 2018 By ManucheTv by SmartMugu: 2:34am On Apr 07, 2018
slapandfall:
Abacha and IBB children go just dey laff this thread
Even Dangote, Adenuga and Otedola famiiies no dey there.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Buhari Will Defeat Obasanjo, IBB, Others, Says Garba Shehu by SmartMugu:
doreto:
PMB will win 2019.First,where is the opposition.Tinubu plays the same game in Lagos perfectly-neutralise the opposition,force them to make errors.It is and will happen on a national scale.

Corruption is still a hot burner issue in the grassroots.PMB is still seen as largely honest.So he will beat the field here too.

The main opposition,PDP playbook will still be the negative campaign of 2015 and this was vanquished by the then opposition,APC.It still will not stick.Remember PMB was called names ranging from Boko haram to paedophile to child killer to sickly to corrupt even to about to die.A popular then ruling party governor bought front page ads to denounce him as seconds to his grave.The APC machinery in opposition weathered the storm and still won.

The numbers add up for the APC gloriously.The opposition is on the back foot and are not being readily accepted by those that vote,the majority poor grassroots,hence the noise.The people will listen to the APC message of "we will fight corruption again",putting the main opposition PDP on the defensive,defending their record of performance.This is why lists of looters are now being realized.The political strategists have submitted the polling results and Nigerians do not want their money to be stolen.

Technically,there is no hunger in the land.No deaths from hunger on any recorded scale.Nigerians are resilient.Plus by the 4th quarter of 2018,some major APC/PMB capital projects will start coming onstream,working,getting commissioned.APC will win in the North,SW and garner at least 25% votes in at least 8 states in 2 other zones to fulfil the constitutional requirement.

This result will be shocking to the opposition to say the least as they will throw everything at PMB to stop him during this year.
You typed all these, yet no likes? I won't be the first to give you a "like" lailai. God forbid.
CultureRe: "I Haven’t Adopted The Title Of An Emir" - Oluwo Of Iwo Oba Abdul-Rasheed Akanbi by SmartMugu: 11:26pm On Apr 01, 2018
Father to which nation? Who sabi this one? Which village Iwo dey sef? This one sef don dey form voltron when we are yet yet to understand all these monarchs or whatever they're called usefulness
PoliticsRe: After Buhari Seal Oyegun’s Fate Oshiomhole, Onu, Nnamani Favoured For APC Chair by SmartMugu: 7:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
I started reading this. I stopped when I discovered it's too long. Summary please.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Mocks Comedian Ushbebe After Signing Pepsi Endorsement by SmartMugu: 7:17pm On Apr 01, 2018
teflonjake:
@ the moment a multi millionaire
K. So what?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Mocks Comedian Ushbebe After Signing Pepsi Endorsement by SmartMugu: 1:10pm On Apr 01, 2018
Egein:
A DJ with a Business Masters Degree and a billionaire dad.

Who are you, and who is your father?
Who are you too and who is your father?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Mocks Comedian Ushbebe After Signing Pepsi Endorsement by SmartMugu: 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2018
teflonjake:
Who are you?
Who are you too?
CelebritiesRe: Meet Sandra Novo Jacob, Klint Da Drunk's Baby Mama: "Klint Asked Me To Abort" by SmartMugu: 1:02pm On Apr 01, 2018
Euouae:
You no see the eyes?
Lol. Wetin do that innocent pikin eyes? Na cute baby. Lol
CelebritiesRe: Meet Sandra Novo Jacob, Klint Da Drunk's Baby Mama: "Klint Asked Me To Abort" by SmartMugu:
Euouae:
No need for DNA or denial


Na Klint pikin.

How and why? Does the kid look or behave drunk?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Expels Diplomats From 23 Countries As Spy Row Deepens by SmartMugu:
All these kain talk no dey bother concern me as long as dem no carry their fight come our compound. Abeg jo, who get free Maggi or Knorr wey I fit quickly borrow? I dey cook. A spoon of curry and salt each will helpful too. Please don't mix them.

I promise to return am when i become billionaire, which is not too far from now according to our pastor's prophesies on top my personal matter.Thanks in advance.
cool
PoliticsRe: Isaac Newton-Farris Advises Nigerians On Buhari by SmartMugu: 7:18pm On Mar 28, 2018
Let's swap presidents. Take Buhari with you and send us Trump. You will observe the difference. America will be like Nigeria within a month if Buhari rules them. By the time you guys start seeing herdsmen in New York, Hollywood, Vegas etc, then you will understand what Nigerians are saying.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Angry With Nigerians For Keeping Quiet Over Kanu’s Disappearance by SmartMugu:
I wonder what they expect the "Zoo" to do on this one.
InvestmentRe: Sergei Mavrodi, MMM Founder Dies At 62 by SmartMugu: 11:19pm On Mar 26, 2018
OrangeDream:
Lol.. Nawa 4 u o.. Make person no die again?
Him get right to die, but na the wrong time him die. Boys still dey wait for payout na undecided
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Mocks Comedian Ushbebe After Signing Pepsi Endorsement by SmartMugu: 4:41pm On Mar 26, 2018
IamPatriotic:
Who is Ushbebe?
Who is cuppy?
BusinessRe: Man Reacts To Picture Of Bill Gates And Elite Nigerians Seated Round A Table by SmartMugu: 4:34pm On Mar 26, 2018
Isn't this the same table we are all waiting for to sit around in heaven that some are already sitting around here on earth?
InvestmentRe: Sergei Mavrodi, MMM Founder Dies At 62 by SmartMugu:
Die bawo? Why would he die without first asking everyone if its ok to die now? Which kain yeye death be this one na? Why this man choose wrong time to die? Where people money na?
CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija: Don Jazzy Reacts To Anto And Khloe’s Midnight Return by SmartMugu: 11:42am On Mar 26, 2018
It appears making music is less important now to Don jazzy, all he talks about these days is #BBNaija.
PropertiesRe: 6 Men Killed After Mud House Collapsed On Them, Buried In Sokoto (Photos) by SmartMugu: 4:27pm On Mar 24, 2018
Who still builds mud houses in 2018?

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