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Health / Re: My Man Is A 2 Min Man. Help by smarttm: 11:25am On Oct 20, 2015
[quote author=apcpdpallscam post=39151413]2 mins is an overstatement actually and it's affecting our sexual relationship. It has diminished his ego and as For me, I don't ever wish to have it with him honestly, It is not only embarrassing but frustrating.

But i feel like surprising him on his birthday. So I'm wondering if there is anything i can add to his drink; drug, herbs without his knowledge to enable him last longer to his amazement and making him feel it's natural. Or is there an ointment/cream I can use t
massage him. I need to spice our marriage
sexually.[/q

let him try to make it after the first round.....sex is not just a play....its a job or task....if any man or woman see' it this way,then both wl enjoy having it always.....
Ur problem is orgasm....teach him wat makes u reach there quick....
Romance / Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by smarttm: 10:01pm On Oct 16, 2015
EVEN AS U LOOK FOR AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN...please try and look for Love n trust....is not about now but tomorrow...u can make her a great woman money isn't all...some pple train,marry and get her a job....
Be wise....MONEY ISN'T ALL...MARRY WHO U CAN TRUST,FORGIVE N LOVE...
Romance / Re: Can I Really Trust Him by smarttm: 9:59pm On Oct 13, 2015
TemihSmart:
I've been coming to NL for a long time now but I just opened an an account here not quite long ago.Pls,I need your advice(no insults,pls).I'll try to make it brief,so pls take things easy on me:We fell in love about 2yrs and 10months ago when I had admission into a higher institution,although he wasn't my first love but I can say he really got my heart that I don't want him to go.I had gotten into various relationships when I got out of secondary school(had no bf in secondary sch.),but I was just a player,playing with the hearts of those guys(not intentional),because I realised that most of them were after sex,I dumped them after testing the levels at which they can control their body,I made them reach climax through kissing and romancing and leave them high,then I'll break the relationship.Infact,I've been in a day-relationship.when I met him at my first year,first semester,I was having 3 guys already and he became the 4th,but I later left the other guys for him.And since then,I've always found it difficult to accept any other man.He is a handsome and nice guy.He later disvirgined me after about 6months of dating(can't explain how).he alwAys tell me that he loves me but whenever I introduce him to someone,they will tell me that he looks like a player,that he is more handsome to be true(I wasn't attracted by his looks cos we started dating before we met).Although,I've never caught him with a girl but whenever I checked his bbm,it always give me a doubt,I tried every possible method to catch him but he always appear to be clean.When I graduated,I do travel down to his place without telling him and funny enough,I always meet my stuffs the exact way it was,even up to my undies*.But,I still don't know if I can trust him.I'm sorry for the long and boring story,but please understand my plight,I don't have friends,I don't keep female friends,and. I can't open up to my male friends.Pls,help me,I really need to know if I can rely on him fully.(He might also b
e here)




I understand wat u want to kn....YOUR FRIENDS ARE FOOLS....looks and dressing isn't the heart....my advice for u is that for u to get a good output u must as well give a good input...guys can hav sex qith thousands gals bt still hav a wife material amongst them...U must risk so many and be prayerful....never force urself on any man....lk engage me,i need ur key,can we meet ur parents ?don't. beg for these things

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Career / Re: I Am A Virgin And My Boss Wants To Have Sex With Me by smarttm: 2:15pm On Oct 12, 2015
Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.
don't ever do anything of such...he is a bastard...and that CEO isn't a kid.....so y are u afraid ....ur name matters a lot...don't just give in cos u dont kn tomorrow ....
Romance / Re: Seriously In Need Of Your Help Please.. by smarttm: 6:05am On Oct 12, 2015
what i can say here is that,the FATHER is her problem...she was forced in to this marriage...
If she really love u and u do same my advice is let her meet with her parents....
infact U too contributed to her problem cos u communicate with her always,u should hv known that she doesn't need u for marrying someone else....its not easy nowadays to force any lady into marriage....
Money isn't everything n since u aren't jealous then u aren't in love....cos u still talk with the husband,who knows whether u still bleep her....

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NYSC / Re: Ogun State Stops Payment Of Corp Members by smarttm: 4:41pm On Oct 04, 2015
Remember that the said state gov allowance is nt your right...so please u don't have to protest...its a pity....take heart and pray for good job...
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Staring At Angela Okorie's Boobs (Photo) by smarttm: 3:24pm On Oct 01, 2015
macolino:
Some married women with what they wear sha..my wife cannot dress like this to a function.chukwu ekwekwana ihe ojor.ARU
people like this can be better than those that covers it all and still....
Romance / Re: Help!!! She Is Pregnant 4 D 1st Time After 8yrs Of Marriage 4 Anoda Man by smarttm: 9:53am On Sep 16, 2015
....if she prefer having the baby outside wedlock then d choice is her'....how can someone just go and enjoy herself without CD since we all know that it can happen just to satisfy the urge....In this case, she got what she want.....period
Politics / Re: Customs Officers' Residential Quarters In Abuja (Photos) by smarttm: 1:06pm On Sep 15, 2015
Ebukaobi:
Jonathan was in office for over 6 years and yet he abandoned Custom officers.

It is shameful that these officers are living in these conditions

Very soon Tonyebarcanista and his bed fellows will tell us it is Buhari's fault

Don't say what u don't kn...was he the CGC...customs are the least paid revenue generating organisation....
I just pray that FG will look into their welfare and not only condemning them....



Family / Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by smarttm: 7:02am On Sep 14, 2015
U have to decide cos i kn wen u are finally married to him u can never be bleep by any other man....may be the new guy is more romantic...
love can be built even from lust....follow ur heart....
Family / Re: He Got Me Pregnant And Left Me To Suffer by smarttm: 8:00pm On Sep 13, 2015
Because there is no sincere LOVE...IF someone is not foolish can she be pregnant for a stranger?
U need to read books so that u can be wiser....
Its a mistake,abortion is not a solution....
JUST THINK OF WHAT U WL TELL THE CHILD WHEN HE/SHE IS GROWN-UP ....
U never loved him,that's y u never wanted him...sunce u doesn't know his village or his place....then move on...the lord wl see u through ....
Politics / Re: DSS Dismisses Marilyn Ogar’s Sister, 64 Trainee Officers by smarttm: 8:45am On Sep 12, 2015
Why d sack....do they want them to go and steal?Is that the recruitment APC promised Nigerian ?or were did not properly recruited?may it doesn't favour the NORTH....
Family / Re: My Wife Nags Anytime Am Broke, Please Advise by smarttm: 7:29am On Sep 09, 2015
Get her a job or business so that she can contribute too and feel the pain....

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me (am I Normal?)+18 by smarttm: 9:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
Your first problem is PRIDE...girls hates men that are proud....
U ONLY LIKE ROMANCE N NOT HAVING IT WIT UR JOYSTICK...
MAYBE U LIKE SELF SERVICING....
IF U ARE NT IN D MOOD U CAN NEVER MAKE LOVE...I DON'T CALLED IT SEX OR Bleep
...
Politics / Re: I know what pained the people - Jonathan by smarttm: 9:05pm On Sep 08, 2015
efilefun:
What pained everyone was falling for that your "I HAVE NO SHOE" scam But thank God you were uprooted before you turned Nigeria into somalia
what abt Buhari that lied that he borrowed money to buy his form....and after 6 months he had 30million un his account...
Romance / Re: ADVICE: She Slept With Her Friends Husband Just To Prove To Her He’s A Chea by smarttm: 2:23pm On Sep 08, 2015
From ur story,i summarized it as RAPE.
Romance / Re: Am Confused I Need Ur Help My Fellow Nairalanders(siblings Online) by smarttm: 2:14pm On Sep 08, 2015
Wat u wl do...
love and care for any woman u date....
make sure u are hardworking...
think less of getting married ....
ALLOW HER TO BEG U FOR A RING...
Religion / Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by smarttm: 6:08pm On Sep 05, 2015
Lie...
Crime / Re: Mother Of Three In NDLEA Net For Drug Trafficking by smarttm: 8:05pm On Sep 04, 2015
MosakuAW:

NDLEA should contact South Africa drug enforcement agency to fish and deport the husband back to Naija for questioning

I know a lot of foolish husband that do bad things without the knowledge of the wifey.

In other way, maybe the woman know about the drug and want her husband to also suffer with her since she was the only one caught.
wen d news is all over...did u think the culprits will wait for them?
Romance / Re: How To Identify Innocent/good Girls by smarttm: 1:53pm On Sep 03, 2015
Its a lie...
stop judging ladies with their attire or makeup ....
Romance / Re: Want To Give My Mom A Gift For Her Birthday But Dont Know What To Give Her by smarttm: 11:46am On Sep 02, 2015
A pack of ants....
Politics / Re: FG Gazette Raises Questions Over Ali’s Appointment As Customs’ Comptroller-gen. by smarttm: 4:54pm On Sep 01, 2015
Are they well paid?pay well b4 fighting corruption else u wl still fail...
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie's Cleavage At Her Birthday Party In Lagos(photos) by smarttm: 5:57pm On Aug 31, 2015
Untainted007:
But what is this world turning into? Some women or ladies dont give regards to their bodies again. And yet they will expect men to threat them like a queen. Exposing your stretched mark body turns men off incase you dont know.
what?it turns sm men ON....a friend of mine from Ondo Likes it so much...lol
Romance / Re: This Gay Guy Is Disturbing Me...i Want To Chop His Money by smarttm: 2:59am On Aug 29, 2015
Continue drinking...wen he wil finally pierce ur anus i won't be here to comment...
Romance / Re: Ladies Opinion On Dating Or Even Marrying A Man Who Is Standing At 5ft In Height by smarttm: 1:51am On Aug 29, 2015
Bros u don fail already....work harder...if u are short,ugly and poor...nah u kn but if its only shortness den u can get one...just be intelligent ....d pass
Romance / Re: How I Caught Her Cheating. What Should I Do? by smarttm: 8:10pm On Aug 28, 2015
U love her...she is not ur wife yet....don't you bleep other girls?if u don't try and be doing it...she wl always kn that if she is not ready some else wil take her place...wake up
Politics / Re: Soldiers Step Up Their Game:See Pics Of Some Ammunitions Use In Boko Haram Fight by smarttm: 5:03pm On Aug 28, 2015
Tydies:
We saw better weapons than this during GEJ tenure. It shouldn't be a big deal..
mind u PMB has not purchase arms....

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Matured Advice Only, I Dont Need Anyone To Insult Me!!!urgent by smarttm: 6:12pm On Aug 27, 2015
Are sure she loves U?u can't control any woman that is not in love with u...no matter ur wealth,kids or anything....that's y people still divorce without thinking of kids...
love doesn't keep secret..ur problem is u are d one in love...u are not a guy....

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Education / Re: Effects Of Lamination On Certificate by smarttm: 7:38pm On Aug 26, 2015
Eidosky:
Some embassies and schools abroad reject laminated certificates. Reason is that the rubber used to laminate prevents the machine from reading the authenticity seal on it. I was a victim. I had to go through stress and expenses to get a new waec result since the original I laminated spoilt when I was trying to remove the laminate. Pls instead of laminating it, put it in the rubber but let them just seal the tip and not the whole body. So you can take it out anytime if required..
please can u help me on how to get another waec...i lost mine and its confirmation they said they can give...please email me...smartthankgod@yahoo.com

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