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Family › Re: Marrying Last As First Child by SmartyPants(m): 12:28pm On Aug 09, 2021
Chuky7:
Has anyone experienced this. This is where I find myself. And I keep getting talks like it's a bad thing. Talks like your last has married before you shouldn't you be ashamed. Some even go to extent of proclaiming abomination.

For me all this one's no concern me. I am a playboy at heart and will marry at my own time or not at all. Depends on how I feel.

Peace of Mind and Freedom is Priceless. Don't Take it away from me.

So have you had similar experience please share
You know this life is really not about pleasing other humans who may not even be happy with their own lives. You know that you are a play boy and I give you full marks for sparing some innocent lady the trauma of getting married to one.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Relevant Is Online Certificate To One's CV?? by SmartyPants(m): 9:51am On Aug 06, 2021
If you have it and can show how you have applied it or are able to apply it, then of course it is.
Romance › Re: Who Is A Narcissist And How Are You Sure You Are Not Dating Or About To Date One by SmartyPants(m): 8:15am On Aug 06, 2021
ozonechrome:
She may not be far from the truth by your name.

They have a grandiose sense of self wrapped in insecurity.

Always think they are better than everyone else and doing people favours by being with them or in their team.
Oh well.. someone has to be abnormal for the rest of mankind to feel normal wink
Romance › Re: Who Is A Narcissist And How Are You Sure You Are Not Dating Or About To Date One by SmartyPants(m): 8:14am On Aug 06, 2021
NovusHomo:
Congratulations grin grin.
Thank you my dear..it was not an easy achievement smiley
Romance › Re: Who Is A Narcissist And How Are You Sure You Are Not Dating Or About To Date One by SmartyPants(m): 5:10pm On Aug 05, 2021
My ex is a medical doctor and she insists I'm a proper narcissist
Investment › Re: Gloria Osei (Landlagos, Porkmoney, Hyberfactory And Porkoyum) & Husband Wanted by SmartyPants(m): 5:46pm On Aug 04, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Fraud money dey sweet. When E dey enter to spend am na sosay. Cruises, flights,best food ,new cars etc. But when E bite back. When you start to vomit am E go be like say you never see money before. And the biggest depression na from person wey get before wey no get again. Funniest part be say dem go find death them no go see. For their eyes everything wey them build go dey scatter. Hushpuppi own show because he flaunt. Many people dey chop sand like this. Those wey dey aware in the nineties this name go dey familiar...kes....een. Na hair product. Where he dey now? Upon all the fraud and cash him pikin dey sell weed for ejigbo.

In summary, stay away from fraud please. I beg you
Which fraud did he do? That was always a rich family with lots of well to do people. And for your info, that one of the kids is a mess doesn't mean anything.
Politics › Re: Aerial View Of The Nigeria Military Formation On Duty- Photo by SmartyPants(m): 6:35pm On Aug 03, 2021
airsaylongcome:
As innnnnnn! Location, numbers in a formation, hand weapons carried, numbers of armoured vehicles. I'm shocked that military command will allow this kind of handy info to come out. A good computer forensic newbie will scrub the file for EXIF info that can reveal the device used in snapping the pic, location, date and time. The rest is left for enemy intelligence unit to decipher
Common sense would suggest that this is not a photo from a battle op. It's clear from the relaxed looks of these, and from the fact that there is a drone there taking pictures, that these troops are not in combat.
Politics › Re: Aerial View Of The Nigeria Military Formation On Duty- Photo by SmartyPants(m): 6:34pm On Aug 03, 2021
FarahAideed:
I hope this was just a stop in a confirmed safe area if not that's a very very poor column , easy to destabilize , easy to ambush from the ground and the air
Oga sir ah ahn. Who is attacking from the air?
Health › Re: 15-Year-Old Brazilian Girl Dies While Having Sex With A Man In His Car by SmartyPants(m): 11:24am On Aug 03, 2021
simbaleo:
The legal age of consent in Brazil is 14? shocked

Nah fam, that's all shades of wrong. Only fellow sick people could have come up with such laws
My initial reaction was "what could one have found attractive in a 15 year old?"

But when it comes to law making that is not necessarily relevant. What age do you think is appropriate and why? is 18 really old enough? In many countries an 18 year old cannot drink, smoke, or go clubbing - so why not 21? And if 18 is old enough why not 17? In many countries you can join the army at 17. The minimum age for labour according to ILO laws is 14...so why can you work and participate in the economy, be a bread winner, but not have sex? These laws seem arbitrary.

I'm curious about the standard you would use in determining the age that is appropriate.
Health › Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 6:28pm On Aug 01, 2021
dontbothermuch:
It doesn't, I was bitten 8am. And I am just fine. It's bite isn't even painful
Have you had a tetanus shot?
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Was Stubborn - Mompha Tells Daddy Freeze (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 2:48pm On Aug 01, 2021
Avedonn:
Instead of Mompha to lay low seeing what is happening to his comrades, but he is foolishly drawing attention to himself. He forgot that he has a pending case with our local dogs EFCC here in Nigeria and by the time FBI beam their search light on him, he will be an easy pickup considering his case has already been established by EFCC.
mompha was arrested by the FBI along with hush. He was cleared
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Why Police May Not Release Kyari To FBI by SmartyPants(m): 1:37pm On Aug 01, 2021
Monogamy:
We only read about Hushpuppy statement.

We are even yet to read from Vincent the guy that was claimed to be arrested on behalf of Hush to corroborate with the story.

Hushpuppy has suddenly become a reverend father, that his version of the story is reliable enough to prosecute others without hearing from them..
Where do you want to see The Vincent to hear from him?

Don't you realize that there are phone records and other records that clearly shown the conversations between these people?
Politics › Re: Charles Awuzie: DCP Abba Kyari Is Innocent, Was Only Manipulated By Hushpuppi by SmartyPants(m): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2021
This one is being sentimental.

Kyari is not all bad. He must have done good, just like most criminals do.

When I worked in banking we were given an e-book to read called "Why good people sometimes do bad things"

Kyari, like so many of those who fight crime, became what he fought against. In any system with weak checks and balances, it's almost inevitable.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Best Wishes To ‘Bad Belle’ People Waiting To See Us Arrested By FBI by SmartyPants(m): 6:22pm On Jul 31, 2021
This guy refers to himself as us.

cheesy

Seriously disturbed
Crime › Re: Abba Kyari Deletes Facebook Post Mocking Police Probe Of FBI Charges by SmartyPants(m): 5:33pm On Jul 31, 2021
Canvass:
He can laugh while he's got the chance to. He can lie, he can make mockery of his indictment, he can make bold face but the only thing he can't do is to travel anyhow. His sojourn round the globe as the 'Nigerian Supercop' stops.

Just wondering - If FBI really needs this guy, why not just hush things up and wait for him to leave the country so they can bundle him over to the U.S. just like Nigeria did to MNK.
1. Coz its illegal.
2. It's illogical. What if he never leaves? When you can simply extradite.
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Abba Kyari's Story On CNN by SmartyPants(m): 2:55pm On Jul 31, 2021
RZArecta:
All criminal syndicates have enforcers, Kyari is hushpuppy's enforcer or gun for hire. Kyari na criminal just like Hushpuppy. He has a case to answer and should have been in a US prison by now, problem is he must have surely done regular kickbacks to his superiors and that's why they'll protect him to the last drop of their blood cool
Actually, this is the point where they wash their hands off him
Politics › Re: Kyari: Nigeria Has An Extradition Treaty With The US - Kingsley Moghalu by SmartyPants(m): 7:16pm On Jul 30, 2021
Well true leadership in this case would actually be to fire and prosecute Kyari here but not to extradite him.

I don't care for him one bit but facts are that this extradition thing is one sided and the grounds for extradition are not cogent enough in this case.
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 10:56am On Jul 30, 2021
So why is Buhari wearing a mask there?

Both he and the British PM have been vaccinated? Unless one of them was deceiving their people.
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Abba Kyari ‘knowingly Conspired To Commit Wire Fraud’, US Alleges by SmartyPants(m): 10:18am On Jul 30, 2021
Kandeed:
Nigerians and everyone should forgive this man and move on. nobody is above mistake. if you never thief bfr, raise ur hand sad
But when he arrested Evans did you ask him to forgive him?
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari’s Relationship With Hushpuppi: EFCC, Police Refuse To Respond by SmartyPants(m): 8:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
olaboy33:
It's clear Abba kyari is not a Saint after all.

But what is unclear to me is why hush chose to implicate kyari and why the FBI are keenly after him.

Kyari didn't partake in defrauding the US or any of her citizen.
If at all, he should be probed by the Nigerian Police force for receiving bribe and and wrongly arresting someone or wrongly releasing a criminal.

I feel hasn't done enough for the FBI to be after him.
Yes, I wondered so myself but let's read between the lines. It's clear that kyari is a long term enabler and therefore a crucial part of the criminal organization even if his part was not direct fraud.
Sports › Re: Portsmouth Sack 3 Players For Racist Messages About Rashford, Saka, Sancho by SmartyPants(m): 6:24pm On Jul 29, 2021
Fahdiga:
Nice one but why was it only black players that lost their penalties
When looked at its obvious why those three players missed.

Rashford and Sancho were hauled off the bench having played barely one full game between themselves the entire tournament. They were clearly not looking confident and Rashford has said as much.

Saka should not have been put in that position at all either. The youngest by fair, just started playing international football, and asked to take the most critical penalty of the past 55 years for his country.
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Rush To US Now, Defend Yourself – HURIWA Tells Abba Kyari by SmartyPants(m): 6:08pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ovo200:
I just pity this kyari of a guy
He can never escape even if it's 10 years away from today they will track him down
Did you even know the CIA has every information about kyari? They can listen to every of his conversation
The CIA has no interest in the likes of Kyari. They have far bigger fish to fry...besides he is not hard to track
Career › Re: What Skill Can I Learn With N20,000 by SmartyPants(m): 5:12pm On Jul 28, 2021
Almost anything. Go to Udemy.com and browse the available courses to see what you might like to learn.

The courses are generally priced around $12
Politics › Re: Kanu Drags Nigeria & Kenya To African Commission On Human And Peoples Rights by SmartyPants(m): 10:10pm On Jul 27, 2021
Genesiis:
That is not how the Court works, it works with proven evidence and not mere emotional thoughts. It does not label an individual a criminal until it has been proven with facts.

BTW, why do I have the feeling the feds has shot itself on the foot ?
I hate to say it but the African Commission is really not that powerful. It's decisions are merely advisory, and Nigeria has a history of ignoring them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2021
blueAgent:
Abeg educate the clown.
Some would be talking crap without reasoning.

I thought the missile was magic,but the fact is that it would still be carried by ships and jets that would be shot down even before they eject the missile.
grin its nairaland bro. all sorts of clowns pretending to be normal
Sports › Re: Doping: CAF Bans Oladapo Augustine (Enyimba Captain) by SmartyPants(m): 7:50pm On Jul 27, 2021
Prednisone is such a basic drug that is found in so many over the counter medications. Definitely not m worth a ban
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 6:40pm On Jul 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
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If you don't know there are stealth vessels then you have no business having a military debate with me.

Go and educate yourself before you come online to discuss things you don't know because you want to look smart.

Dumbypants.
Lol.

Sigh. Why resist knowledge?

That a vessel is designed to be stealthy does not make it invisible-- only less conspicuous.

Well...I have done my best to extract you from the pit of self-mockery but if you insist on continuing your naked dance in the market square...by all means, have at it!

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 6:32pm On Jul 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
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Oga, stop shifting goalpost.

We were not talking about "marine threat". We were talking specifically about the Zircon missile you were claiming can be stopped with your fake common sense.


I threw common sense back at you.
Answer mine like I did to yours or shut it!!
Oh and I'm still waiting for the names and classification of these invisible submarines and frigates.

lol.

Clown!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 6:29pm On Jul 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
Oga, stop shifting goalpost.

We were not talking about "marine threat". We were talking specifically about the Zircon missile you were claiming can be stopped with your fake common sense.


I threw common sense back at you.
Answer mine like I did to yours or shut it!!
Clearly you don't seem able to contain anything more than the tiniest bits of information in that head of yours.

Here's a recap: The Zircon missile can only be carried on marine vessels (that is boats, ships, subs and all other vessels). Hence, marine threat is an all encompassing term to reflect the variety of ways the Zircon can be deployed.

I never said fighter jets can be used to target submarines. I said there is a variety of ways to stop a vessel (the marine threat that you cannot comprehend) from advancing in the first place. A fighter jet, is of course, one of the ways you would do this, targetting above-surface vessels.

Anything else?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 6:21pm On Jul 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
How can a fighter jet take out a stealth submarine it cannot see??

Common sense is needed to answer this question now. grin
Did I say fighter jets are the only way to take out a marine threat? I specifically, said there are many ways to do this, and I listed two. You know brought up submarines and then matched it to fighter jets. That is what we call a strawman argument.

You latched on to the fighter jet example because you have nothing to say.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 6:07pm On Jul 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
grin grin I like this guy's arrogance.

Now let me send you back a solution to that. The vessels conveying it are stealth (subs, frigates, destroyers).

You can't see them until they let fly this hypersonic missile you cannot stop.

Now as a person with common sense, do you see it now??
Clearly you love to banter about military things. My advise, go and join the military so that you won't come across so uninformed.

If you insist, please name these "invisible" vessels.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Boasts He Can Hit Enemies With An Unpreventable Strike(pics) by SmartyPants(m): 6:01pm On Jul 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
1. Short range, yes, but at that speed? grin

2. And you say "designed to take out ships & aircraft carriers" like its no big deal. If I take out your ships and aircraft carriers, what else can you do??

3. Point of correction: it will be carried by all vessels - ships & subs. I wonder what else carries missiles. Tanks?? grin

4. If my missile can deliver destruction to you at 7 times the speed of sound, before your defense systems can boot up not to talk of detecting it grin , please explain to me why I would need to use jets to deliver destruction anymore. Explain please, I want to learn.
It's common sense. The missile is carried on vessels. The missile is hypersonic. The vessels are not.

Now as a person with common sense, do you see the simple solution or you want me to spell it out?

Before any vessel carrying the zircon gets anywhere close enough to a target, it can be taken out in so many ways. Eg:

1. Fighter jet
2. Cruise missile

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