Health › Re: Snake Bites Married Woman To Death In Obudu, Cross River State (Photo) by SmartyPants(m): 1:59pm On Nov 23, 2021 |
Fahdiga: But I thought green snakes are not venomous There are different types. There is the harmless green/brown garden snake and there is the green mambe, which is suspect is what we have here. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anna Tereshkova Strips Off In Snow To Encourage Toughness, She Gets Criticized by SmartyPants(m): 8:48am On Nov 23, 2021 |
ArchiLimited: In Siberia?!!
I saw a YouTube video where someone in Siberia threw out a pot of boiling water outside and the water instantly froze in mid air before reaching the ground. No tricks, I froze too. Search out the video on YouTube. Imagine getting stranded at night in such a place, the person would be dead before morning Hot water freezes faster |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church by SmartyPants(m): 12:52pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
NOETHNICITY: What makes you come to this conclusion sir. I know it's because I said my cousin attended uniben then. Actually, it is because Estako West is one of the few places in Nigeria where Catholicism and Islam exist side by side strongly. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church by SmartyPants(m): 12:04pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
NOETHNICITY: When I found Islam
Coming from a weak islamic background attended a Catholic boarding sec Sch and it was compulsory to go to church on Sundays. Although some students were stubborn and refused to attend, but I was always an obedient person. After attending church the 1st I liked it almost immediately. I soon started speaking in tongue as we were praying. The next Sunday I attended without being compelled to. That was how I started going to church. My elder sister was also a practising christianity as she always had her bible tucked under pillow alws. I left that sch as I was always falling sick and my dad decided he had had enough. Coming back home, my cousin back then was a student of uniben and was really into Islam. So he started introducing us to Islamic materials and it wasn't long before we (me and my elder sister and our entire family) became very convinced and embraced Islam wholeheartedly. I can confidently say you must come from Auchi side in Edo state. |
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Davido Announcing Donation Of N251 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 3:59pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Lebanon Becomes First Arab Country To Legalize Cannabis by SmartyPants(m): 9:20am On Nov 19, 2021 |
Penguin2: That’s it.
It is lucrative now because it’s illegal. Once that illegal term is lifted, the market will become saturated.
Meanwhile, I don’t if I’m the only one that doesn’t want cannabis legalized in Nigeria. The market will remain lucrative because cannabis has so many applications. Once legalised, the demand will also expand rapidly. In fact, in the short run, there will not be enough supply. |
Sports › Re: ₦600 Million: Gernot Rohr's Severance Package If Sacked by SmartyPants(m): 8:40pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
Most people dont understand the issues.
This severance package is so large because it accomodates Rohrs payments to his assistants whom he pays out of his salary.
This means the NFF is not the one hiring or paying these assistants so basically, however this money get's spent is not audieted.
So on paper we have been paying Rohr and he has been paying his assistants. Now, I wonder how many NFF officials have secretly been inserted onto the list of Rohrs officials? |
Career › Re: When Your Career Makes Your Colleagues Dislike You by SmartyPants(m): 2:04pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
Hideki: A childhood friend who works in the financial sector invited my family and I for his child's dedication. I honoured the invitation with my family but I observed that a section of the hall that was reserved for his colleagues was almost empty.
He was also not popular in church hence, only few members were present. The hall was about 20% filled. Thank God I went with my family at least we occupied space.
After the ceremony I asked his wife if he didn't inform his colleagues, she said " they hate him at the office, they hate him because he is in control/audit ". . She also said that " a lady has threatened my life once because, my husband investigated a case involving her and recommended that her services be terminated".
I pondered for a few minutes how I will cope if I were he? Control/Audit officers/Managers can you relate? I knew this would be about compliance and internal audit people. When i worked in banking, I had a friend who was head of compliance and he told me the secret. He was so jovial with everyone on a normal basis but when it comes to investigating things, he was uncompromising. That's the secret. Be everyone's friend but also develop a reputation for doing the right thing always. |
Celebrities › Re: Teni Demands ₦250k Show Of Love From Tiwa Savage, Tems, Yemi Alade, Ayra Starr by SmartyPants(m): 9:27am On Nov 18, 2021 |
Munzy14: And she didn't add niniola her sister, abii she no follow for hot matters...  She did |
Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by SmartyPants(m): 9:03am On Nov 18, 2021 |
soundOsonic: Seduce him? I doubtt he will fall. If you were that good looking the wife wouldn't invite you for dinner. The wife feels less intimidated because she has a better look. On a serious note I am saying the truth. Like it or hate it, you know the truth See the way this guy hit the nail on the head... Oboy!!  |
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana: I Need To Paste My Account Details by SmartyPants(m): 7:41am On Nov 18, 2021 |
vinexe: my questions is .. is this the current acct of davido balance ? if yes how much was in his acct before now?............. am lost here can u people think? hmmmmm chim ooo wonders shall never end from this davido ...... That's an account he just opened with WEMA bank - the bank gave him 1 mil as well. But what point are you making anyway? |
Sports › Re: 2022 World Cup: Nigeria To Face Any Of Egypt, Ghana, Cameroon In Play-Offs by SmartyPants(m): 11:20am On Nov 17, 2021 |
robosky02: Abeg give us Mali or DR Congo DR Congo yes but Mali are fast, physical and skikful. They will run us ragged |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: We No Longer Depend On Allocation To Run Kaduna by SmartyPants(m): 6:49am On Nov 17, 2021 |
El Rufai has always been a brilliant mind, but he is also a desperately wicked bigot. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Go For A Job Of 150k In Epe L.G.A by SmartyPants(m): 1:29pm On Nov 16, 2021 |
Lol, what is so bad about this epe? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Twin Bomb Explosions Hit Kampala, Uganda In Suspected Terrorist Attack by SmartyPants(m): 12:28pm On Nov 16, 2021 |
Davash222: Do we even have experts here in Nigeria that can detonate explosives? Don't be ridiculous. of course we have several dedicated units both within the police and the army with such skills. |
Sports › Re: William Troost-Ekong: Tottenham’s Coach Said I Will Never Make It As Footballer by SmartyPants(m): 11:24am On Nov 16, 2021 |
The coach was joedave: Pull down syndrome!
When you're at a very important position where others are beneath you and look up to you, never utter words that could demoralize those among them who you estimated are not measuring up. Rather, help build them with words that will stir them up.
Troost Ekong has an indomitable spirit else he could have changed his dream. Many have fallen by the way sure to pursue other leads as a result of harsh criticism.
You may want to argue he hasn't gotten to his eldorado in football, but satisfaction can be a personal thing at times. The lad is happy and even grateful for what he has been able to achieve so far on and off the field. To be fair, the coach's words need to be taken into context. In the European world, there are alternative options to football, so if a child seems genuinely unlikely to make it, it is fair for the coach to let the parents know so that ehy can consider alternative or back up plans. Besides, it is obvious that Ekong is not really talented at football. As a defender, he has no special attributes - not great in the air, not fast, not particularly strong in the tackle. He's an average player but seems to be intelligent - he would have had a great career in another field, whereas he is just a mediocre footballer. Case in point: Oliver Gill, son of one-time Manchester United executive, David Gill, voluntarily opted out of Man United while at the U 23 stage, because he realized he would never be a top footballer. He is now a top business executive. It's obviously down to everyone to choose their path but the coach cannot be faulted for his honesty. |
Health › Re: Antibiotics After Sex by SmartyPants(m): 9:09am On Nov 16, 2021 |
SenecaTheYonger: Some bacterias have evolved with protective covering to resist being washed off or some can latch onto the wall of your urethra so forceful piss can’t force them out.
You can wash out some bacterias. But let’s say you wash out 40% with piss. If the remaining 60% overwhelms your immune system, you will become sick.
If you have a strong immune system, you will be able to destroy the remaining 60%.
In the end, it depends on your body. Sure. |
Health › Re: Antibiotics After Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:50am On Nov 16, 2021*. Modified: 9:08am On Nov 16, 2021 |
ukaface: can you actually play a scene of coitus in your head, and tell me at what point you would decide to wash off, you go minutes or an hour banging someone and all thru this period the STD agent wouldn't have gone into your system? Mind you there's exchange of fluid o. I don't know if you understand my question Mr smartypants Like I said, there is no guarantee that it will work but of course shouldn't you do the little you can rather than nothing at all? Besides some people are two minute men  |
Health › Re: Antibiotics After Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:25am On Nov 16, 2021 |
ukaface: so after washing automatically the STD disappears? Where una dey read this kine thing from sef? Bacteria and viruses don't infect a person immediately they touch you. There is a chance of washing the pathogen off if done soon enough and effectively enough. It is not a guaranteed method but you better do that rather than leave it be. |
Politics › Re: Mr Macaroni, You Have Written Your Name In Gold by SmartyPants(m): 7:59am On Nov 16, 2021 |
tradepunter: May fire and brimstone be your portion for using the lord Jesus name in vein and also support evil.
This evil actions you protecting may it visit thy household How has he used Jesus's name in vain? Does he mention Jesus anywhere in his post? His username is Christ is Truth. Do you not agree with that? Besides do you even know the meaning of using the Lord's name in vain?? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of A Curvy Lady Dancing In Church During Praise & Worship Goes Viral by SmartyPants(m): 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2021 |
ForeThinker: Everybody is different abeg ..
She's worshipping in her own way ...
All perverts see is ass shaking...
We have a long way to go morally Worshipping by sharing her bum? This doctrine of doing things "in your own way" is one of the reasons for moral decadence in this generation. The scripture says, let everything be done decently and in order. Sorry, but I fail to see how shaking one's bum bum qualifies as worship. This generation is just self-indulgent resistant to discipline. |
Sports › Re: Okocha: I Didn’t Do My Research Before Joining Bolton Wanderers From PSG by SmartyPants(m): 10:49am On Nov 13, 2021 |
The important thing to realize is that he is saying he did not research Bolton the city, not Bolton the football club, and that the lifestyle was different to what he had in France but it didn't matter because football comes first. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Copy And Paste Not A Sin - Rev. Uche Ume (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 3:01pm On Nov 12, 2021 |
Shezzman: Pity your sense of the usage of English."Clickbait" Ode. ?? Hopeless. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Copy And Paste Not A Sin - Rev. Uche Ume (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 1:45pm On Nov 12, 2021 |
Shezzman: U are the daft one here. No one Present title like a "Mumu" like this. Does the title stop you from clicking on the video to get your answer? Is this how you approach other issues in life? I pity you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Copy And Paste Not A Sin - Rev. Uche Ume (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 12:28pm On Nov 12, 2021 |
Shezzman: Exactly. That's the question. That topic is left hanging Are you people daft? Click on the video and have your answer in the first 2 minutes!! |
Crime › Re: 26 Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Engaging In Fraud (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:26pm On Nov 12, 2021 |
Wizzzzmike: So you mean zoogeria is Sooooo peace ppl don't rub with machetes lol.
Is internet fraud legal in zoogeria? So it should be in Ghana. Lol
Dumbass illiterate What is this unintelligible rubbish? Come back when you learn how to type a meaningful sentence in English. |
Crime › Re: 26 Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Engaging In Fraud (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 10:41am On Nov 12, 2021 |
Since when did machetes become a tool used in fraud? Or Ghanaians don't use machetes?
This shows that this case is not really about fraud but rather just an attempt t incriminate these boys by whatever means.
No mention of any incriminating evidence so far. They just arrested people and want to commence investigations after the fact.
Ghana wants to join the ranks of the lawless due to their hatred for Nigerians. |
Romance › Re: My Sister Always Fights With Her Boyfriend by SmartyPants(m): 10:12am On Nov 12, 2021 |
kamtamark: that mean as an elder brother I can't help her out? My fear is that if I do something stupid the boy will use advantage and deal with me. That's why I want to know my own right as a brother in thier relationship. Can't you read? You have been told several times YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP. The next time he beats her you can report to the police. |
Romance › Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by SmartyPants(m): 11:42am On Nov 11, 2021 |
Neither.
Good company always does it for me. |
Family › Re: Is It Wrong To Cook In My Married Brother's House? by SmartyPants(m): 10:09am On Nov 10, 2021 |
tolakush92: Good evening nlders I’ll be very brief and precise .This thing has been bothering my mind and I felt I should seek for reasonable and experienced opinions from senior men them on this forum .
The issue is .. is it a bad thing to cook in my Brothers house (although he has a wife and kids ) .His wife felt bad yesterday cus I cooked small okra and Eba cus I was hungry . The only food she likes me to cook in her kitchen is indomie . I feel if there Is love what’s there if I cook anything I want to eat in the kitchen .must I always take permission to cook
Pls I want to know if it’s right or wrong
Front page pls Felt bad as in angry or sad? The distinction makes a whole lot of difference. |
Business › Re: Can A Man In His Early 30s Do Akara & Akamu Busines Without Shame? by SmartyPants(m): 2:37pm On Nov 08, 2021 |
I've observed that young women in this generation are more prosperous than young man. And I can see the reason: women don't have this sense of shame that holds men back. A woman in your shoes, OP, would have opened her akara business by yesterday when you were still asking this question.
Brother, shame may last but for a moment. If you must bear shame for that moment, bear it and discover that shame doesn't kill. |
Romance › Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared by SmartyPants(m): 3:08pm On Nov 05, 2021 |
YourWriter: I met this girl in the beginning of 2021 and our bond of friendship has grown strong since then. I never had the intention of dating her to start with, but as times goes on I found myself catching feelings.
I really do want to let my feelings known but I'm scared of rejection. Besides, this girl is like an anti-relationship activist. Most of the times her posts on WhatsApp is mostly against love and how she's not ready to get into relationship.
Also, as a beautiful person she has lots of options which includes rich guys with lexus and Benz. Although I'm also not broke but I'm far below the level of her suitors. What I could say is my only advantage is that I'm handsome.
Should I just go ahead against all odds and let my feelings known or I should just let the feelings die? That feeling of fear is nature's way of confirming what you already know. That girl isn't into you. If a girl is close to you and you are still not sure if she likes you or not, that is because you don't want to accept the reality staring you in the face. Such things cannot be hidden. |