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Romance › Re: What Twitter User Thinks Of Men Who Cheat And Keep It A Secret by SmartyPants(m): 10:50am On Jan 09, 2017
Tiny23:
okay,so educative.
grin
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Allegedly Beaten To Death By Her Husband On Xmas Day. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 10:46am On Jan 09, 2017
ZoneBslayer:
a car without an engine is actually harmless..
Is a car a weapon? It is a tool therefore without its engine it is useless.

Haba!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Location In Damaturu, Kills Captain, 5 Sold by SmartyPants(m): 10:40am On Jan 09, 2017
leofab:
now you want to grill me over guriela? When you wrote gorilla in your last quote.. every military have their fast and precision tactics.. the Nigerian army have makeshift base and camps too.. so it's a full blown conventional civil war between the Nigerian state and the Islamic state..
The difference is i have used the correct word over and over and it is clear that was a genuine mistake but you keep on saying guriela.

Anyway see, i have tried my best to explain, if you don't want to get it, no problem.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Location In Damaturu, Kills Captain, 5 Sold by SmartyPants(m): 3:23am On Jan 09, 2017
leofab:
smart Mugu.. if it's not convention then who owns camp Zairo? It's full conventional.. boko haram has their flag and their base and was launching coordinated attacks from there ? Case of Fulani herds men is guriela(hit and run with no trace) not boko haram that has a know base with a governing body.. donate your school fees to charity
Madam what is guriela??

Having a flag and a base (especially when that so-called base can be shifted within hours) makes no difference. guerrilla warfare is small scale, hit and run, ambush-style attacks. Is that what boko haram are doing? yes. period.

Also, guerrilla is not always the opposite of conventional. And who says guerrilla warfare is uncoordinated?

Please just stop...stop!
Politics › Re: Fayose Joins To Fight Petrol Tanker Fire In Ekiti (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:33pm On Jan 08, 2017
slimfit1:
Leader that doesn't know his job description. Tell him to go and join the police and fight harm rubbers.
bro...this is a joke right? grin tell me so i know whether to laugh or cry
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Location In Damaturu, Kills Captain, 5 Sold by SmartyPants(m): 11:19pm On Jan 08, 2017
muller102:
Technically defeated.
don't forget to add that according to the PDP, they were "virtually annihilated" under GEJ.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Location In Damaturu, Kills Captain, 5 Sold by SmartyPants(m):
leofab:
This is worrisome, this isn't guriella warfare.. it's full conventional.. these boys has wit!!! The government and all those rented crowd in Abuja owe this a nation an apology!!
Why are you saying what you don't know?

For your information what boko haram has been doing for years is actually textbook guerrilla warfare. They hide, come out with minor attacks and retreat to the wilderness: guerilla warfare. Guerilla warfare is more or less a tactic and it may be used conventionally or unconventionally.

Conventional warfare is organised warfare between two or more states.

I need to start collecting school fees from some of yall seriously.
Politics › Re: Governor Shettima Enjoys Barbecue With Top Air Force Officers In Borno. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 1:20pm On Jan 08, 2017
Kizyte:
Will caption this photo below later
grin you beat me to it... wonder what is going on with these two men like this
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Adeboye Made Joseph Obayemi General Overseer - RCCG Releases Memo by SmartyPants(m):
revivalistdee:
wetin concerns government and the church. this our country self ......... Dia Ris God O,
The Church is a massive organization that owns property, employs people, and (i believe), carries out income making activities. While the government has little business with the spiritual activity of any religious organization, in terms of the aforementioned, it is the right thing to do for the Church organization to be regulated.

In fact, even though i am a staunch christian, i am in favor of the Church paying tax. The reason is simple: tax, ordinarily, is used to develop the country so i would imagine that the Church should be happy to pay tax. Further, Jesus paid tax and taught us to give unto Cesar what belongs to Cesar and unto God what belongs to God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Adeboye Made Joseph Obayemi General Overseer - RCCG Releases Memo by SmartyPants(m): 12:49pm On Jan 08, 2017
CecyAdrian:
No matter how they want to coat this thing, it's simply not right!

It's just like Peter who is the rock on which the church is built on saying that he is no more the rock/leader in Jerusalem but he is stil the rock on which other church over the world should be built on.

RCCG stop using government as an excuse. What am I even saying huh

When are they IDGAF crew arriving please angry
What are you saying?

1. This memo makes it clear that Pastor Adeboye is still the spiritual leader of RCCG in Nigeria and everywhere else

2. It is not about the man. He has played his role in founding the church but he does not need to remain in that position forever. Paul sowed, Appollos watered. We are talking about the church of Christ here not the Church of any man.

3. Someone must one day take over from him but that is not even what has happened here.
Politics › Re: Aguiyi-Ironsi With Ojukwu, Gowon, Hassan Katsina, David Ejoor & Wey. Throwback by SmartyPants(m): 1:20am On Jan 08, 2017
Ngozi123:
I found it! It's from Max Siollun's "Oil, Politics and Violence: Nigeria's Military Coup Culture (1966-1976)".

I advise you to read the whole book but if you don't have much time then I'd direct you to the middle of page 42, where it says that Aguiyi-Ironsi actually circulated a letter, warning other senior officials of the some trouble ahead. It's not his fault that they didn't take the treat seriously. It also says that Aguiyi-Ironsi's wife housed the orphaned Ademulegun children and set up government scholarships for them up to the university level. That's something that's not talked about a lot and suggests that Aguiyi-Ironsi may not have been guilty of what he was accused of.

Edit: Sorry, he's not British, he's Nigerian and he specialises in the Nigerian military, which is probably better. His name caught me off guard.
I know of Max Solliun. Alright, will try to read his book... thanks.
Politics › Re: Aguiyi-Ironsi With Ojukwu, Gowon, Hassan Katsina, David Ejoor & Wey. Throwback by SmartyPants(m): 9:52pm On Jan 07, 2017
Ngozi123:
I highlighted the contradiction in my previous post. Btw, I did study the Biafran War in depth, that's why I know that the coup was more complex than what was first thought. Let me find that book for you; it was written by an British historian who specialises in the histories of militaries from around the world.

How am I a tribalist for saying that there's no such thing as a 'half-Igbo'? Anyone who has any understanding of the Igbo culture knows this.
Okay
Politics › Re: Aguiyi-Ironsi With Ojukwu, Gowon, Hassan Katsina, David Ejoor & Wey. Throwback by SmartyPants(m): 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2017
Ngozi123:
1) There is no such thing. You're either Igbo or you're not.
2) You contradict yourself here.
I remember reading somewhere that the coup was actually more complex than first thought, in that it was actually conducted by a group of young officers from quite a few tribes, not just Igbo. What united them was their interest in politics and their nationalist outlook, not their ethnicity. I think that most people just call it an 'Igbo coup' because four out of five of the major leaders were Igbo. It wasn't a grand conspiracy from the Igbos as a whole. I'll look for the source to show you.
I have no interest in being Igbo. I consider myself a Nigerian and that is it. I do not even speak any Nigerian language so of what interest is your petty tribalism to me? But for the sake of semantics, and to enlighten your misguided sense of ethnocentricity, there is in fact, such a thing as being half Igbo. It is what happens when one of your parents is Igbo.

Now as to what you have labelled no 2, kindly highlight the said contradiction.

Frankly most of you who are arguing with such fervor do not even understand the political landscape of the era we are talking about. When you study your history a little better, you will discover that Nigeria's nascent democracy was plagued by partisan idealogy with each region forming a political party, and the North totally dominating the republic.In light of this, there was immense resentment towards the north, from the East.

Consider the events of 1966 again, in light of this piece of information. It is undoubtable that Nigerians were generally discontented with the system but when the majors acted in January 1966, their pattern of action and the aftermath of that action would leave one with no choice than to question their ulterior motives.

The northern officers who swung into action in July of the same year were not fools. They saw the evidence and they interpreted it in the same way most historians would today: Igbo coup.
Politics › Re: Aguiyi-Ironsi With Ojukwu, Gowon, Hassan Katsina, David Ejoor & Wey. Throwback by SmartyPants(m): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2017
pentlumpro:
Afonjas like distorting history to suit them
Another afonja called this trash brilliant
Go and read the book why we struck written by your sensible brother ademoyega
If after reading the book you are not convinced then go for deliverance from bigotry
Sorry, i don't discuss politics with women.
Politics › Re: Aguiyi-Ironsi With Ojukwu, Gowon, Hassan Katsina, David Ejoor & Wey. Throwback by SmartyPants(m):
ceejay4real:
Why do you people always like distorting history? Go and read Adewale Ademoyega's WHY WE STRUCK. Nzeogwu, Ifeajuna and Ademoyega were the originators of the coup! Stop misinforming the public ok? On the question of Igbo coup or not, don't the Igbo have a right to stage a coup or revolution in their own country? Or are they not Nigerians again? So all the other coups that occurred in Nigeria were what? Maybe the Dimka coup was a Plateau coup, Orkar's coup was a Tiv coup, Vatsa's coup a Gwari/Nupe coup abi? You people are just mad! Let it be on record that the Nzeogwu group never planned to eliminate any particular tribe, all the killings were done to facilitate and enable their coup gain momentum. Just a twist of fate that Ironsi slipped through their fingers! You guys should stop hating the Igbos unduly, it's becoming nauseating! Go read Why we struck and Nigeria's Five Majors by Ben Gbulie another of the Nzeogwu boys. Get informed! Knowledge is power my friend! While ignorance is bliss in stupidity! Shalom!
Keep quiet!

I am nothing but a keen student of history and that is my only interest in this matter. For your info, i am half Igbo and have no reason to hate on the Igbo people. I have stated before that while we have a historical account from those who were the major players, the historical sequence of facts is available for any keen mind to evaluate for themselves.

The fact of the matter is that January 1966 coup was carried out majorly by Igbos, to the detriment of non-igbos. To butress this point, Aguiyi Ironsi as the GOC, when he quelled the coup, instead of protecting the remaining democratic structure, took over the government with the help of Orizu Nwafor, senate president and dejure head of state, another Igbo. Was this an opportunist move? Or! Was this the plan all along?

All the major players were Igbo. All the major Victims were non Igbo and majorly northern. What does this tell you?

And all the other coups are vastly different in terms of their composition and execution which were based on political ideology, except for the July 1966 coup which was accordingly branded what it was, a northern counter-coup. If the cap fits, then wear it!
Politics › Re: Aguiyi-Ironsi With Ojukwu, Gowon, Hassan Katsina, David Ejoor & Wey. Throwback by SmartyPants(m): 5:42pm On Jan 06, 2017
edudguy:
I disagree First and foremost, Aguiyi Ironsi did not take part in the Coup. He had no idea there was a coup until he got the wind of it. The five Junior Officers otherwise known as The Five Majors with ImNzeogwu as their ring leader also wanted to kill Ironsi as he had killed other officers from other tribefortunately Ironsi got wind of the Coup and botched the Coup, assumed power and decreed a Unitary Constitution. What made the North angry was that after the Coup was botched Ironsi did not Court Martial the Plotters of the Coup instead the Northerners claimed he promoted the Coup Plotters. Ironsi tried to pacify the North by offering the some Northern officers key position in his office and he released some officers who had been thrown in Prison by the Five Majors.. The Northern Officers - humiliated did not care and those released from Prison planned a way to carry out a Counter Coup which was carried out in July 1966.. A very bloody Coup. The Northerners saw the January 15 Coup as an 'Igbo Coup' but in reality Nzeogwu the ring leader of those that carried out the Coup was just an Igbo in paper. Spoke Hausa fluently, dressed like an Hausa when he was not on Uniform had lot of Hausa friends.
Let this be known: Ironsi did not partake in the coup he just got the wind of it as he too would have been killed..
When the Northerners staged a Counter Coup Igbo Officers were killed in hundreds including Ironsi The Northern Officers demanded that Gowon be made Head of State although he was not the most superior officer, a Yoruba Officer - Ogundipe was but the North rejected him and made Gowon Head of State.
After the Coup, Progroms were going on in Major cities in Nigeria, Northerners and even Yorubas were killing the Igbos in large numbers.. Ojukwu, the Military Governor of Eastern Nigeria alerted Gowon. Gowon promised an end to the Progroms but it did not stop it only got worse... Ojukwu, seeing that the safety of the Igbos could not be assured declared the state of Biafra.. The rest is history

One can clearly see that the wounds of days preceding the war and after the war are yet to be healed. That's why when I see tribes insulting each other I kind of feel sorry for them..
To understand the Nigeria 'story' better, read 'There Was A Country' by Chinua Achebe
What you have presented is an official account of history as told by some of those involved. But there are several reasons to advance the theory that this was indeed an igbo coup:

1. The ringleaders were majorly igbo and almost exclusively southern. Note that the Nzeogwu was a very late addition to the coup and while he seemed to have executed his role with precision and some patriotism, it is thought that his own goals may have differed from those of the original plotters.

2. Aguiyi Ironsi was theoretically to be killed by Immanuel Ifeajuna who was particularly ruthless. Why was he spared? One possible answer is that he was in on it all along. The coup plotters showed very little restraint at bloodletting on that particular night so why didnt they go after Gen. Ironsi?

3. in the aftermath of the coup Igbos in the north openly taunted their hausa counterparts. In fact, a song was made mocking the sardauna's manner of death. The aftermath of the coup was certainly much more pleasing to the Igbo part of the country than to any other.

4. President Nnamdi Azikwe who traveled for health reasons far overstayed the planned duration of his trip because he knew of the coup, having been warned. Yet he refused to tip-off the Prime minister, Sir Abubakar Balewa, his northern counterpart.

5. In the final analysis, an Igbo dominated group of officers executed a group of non-igbo military, political and cultural leaders, taking care t protect their tribesmen of similar political, military and cultural standing, much to the joy and celebration of large numbers of the Igbo population, culminating in the installation of an Igbo officer as president.

How was this not an Igbo coup?
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi's Letter To His Chelsea Family As He Joins Chinese Club by SmartyPants(m): 12:31pm On Jan 06, 2017
Mikel's achievements seem all the more significant when you consider the fact that he was probably one the few non-age cheats of his generation
Sports › Re: #glocafawards2016: Full List Of Winners by SmartyPants(m): 11:31am On Jan 06, 2017
most promising talent and youth player of the year surely are just different names for the same award?
Career › Re: Total Nigeria Shut Down For Sacking Nigerian Workers by SmartyPants(m): 8:41pm On Jan 05, 2017
sayemma:
There is no sack in the body of your news but the subject highlighted sack...ops..ops...ops how many times have I warn you on fake news
It is right there Mr.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Gambia President-Elect; Adam Barrow Is Alive - Gambian Journalist, Camara by SmartyPants(m): 8:05am On Jan 05, 2017
The most amazing thing is that there wasn't even any attack or any incident whatsoever. Meaning someone sat down and wrote that story from scratch.

I really feel nairaland owes the world an apology for pushing such unspeakable nonsense to the front-page.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambian President-Elect, Adama Barrow Is Dead - Cbn-Tv.com by SmartyPants(m): 5:53pm On Jan 04, 2017
Seun. Protect your site.

Nothing has happened to Adama Barrow.
Career › Re: A Co-worker Was Sacked Yesterday For Not Coming To Work On Public Holiday. by SmartyPants(m): 4:10pm On Jan 04, 2017
Oluwasegun21:
Sue? Stop joking.What proff does he have dat he works for the firm? Dnt u get it, he doesnt have an employment contract.
Is a written employment contract the sole proof of employment? These will suffice:

1. Witness accounts

2. Interview/confirmation email records

3. Copy of the notice of his termination which was placed on the notice board.

Remember, Equity regards as done, that which ought to have been done. Which means that if he can prove the elements that i listed, then in the sight of the law it is as though there was a written contract.

However suing for wrongful termination is somewhat tenuous given that your employer is usually not forced to grant you leave from work on public holidays. This is actually a privilege, and if he was directly ordered to show up and refused to do so then that is sufficient grounds for termination.
Family › Re: Ways To Be A Good Working Wife by SmartyPants(m): 2:39pm On Jan 04, 2017
Catalin:
I'm not sure about number 3. Husbands don't like entering kitchen. I remember one saying that his wife belongs to the kitchen. Now you expect him to enter the kitchen cheesy
Me i'll enter that kitchen with my wife. If she works then we are splitting the chores 50:50
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With An Older Lady by SmartyPants(m): 10:56am On Jan 04, 2017
Look... you have to go for what you want. Even if it seems impossible to have, your job is to go knocking on the door. But how you knock matters too.

Just remember that when you take away her fancy clothes, make up, high heels, and her superior age, she is just a little girl like any other. Numb your feelings for her for now and then do whatever your mind tells you.
Web Market › Re: BEST DEAL EVER!!! Professional Website/blog Design by SmartyPants(m): 2:45am On Jan 04, 2017
could you put out some pricing info? and also how much are your .coms?
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Kids Caught Live Snake (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 2:27am On Jan 04, 2017
Lordsocrates:
it is staged...

how on earth would kids see snake and the first thought is to catch it ? when you see snake the first thought is stone.

the man: immediately someone shouts snake!!! will he not be the one to take over from there ?

how on earth do you say " don't hold it on the earth you will suffocate it, while you go on to say look at this children playing with poisonous snake ?' does it add up ?

to further show that it is staged he went on further to say leave the tail let it dangle.... to show it is alive, who was he planning to show it to ?

sumarry, the snake is a pet, considering the posh house and cars, its non poisonous, and the man thought he could pull a fast one on "non critical thinking folks" shaa he succeeded... shame some Nigerians still think Critically..
I would have agreed with you except for the fact that the girl's scream when the boy caught the snake was real. Even mature actresses might not be able to fake that instinctive reaction.

Also all the kids seem genuinely excited. Plus they don't know how to properly handle the snake which means it can't be their pet. So while i did wonder how it happened that someone just happened to be filming 3 kids riding bikes (of all mundane things), it seems possible but not very probable that this was completely a stunt.

Maybe a partial stunt. I suspect the guy filming the video may have planted the snake to frighten the kids, knowing it was harmless, and they ended up being too ajebo to know that they should be scared.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Kids Caught Live Snake (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 2:18am On Jan 04, 2017
There is an adult filming them and saying "don't release the mouth it can be very poisonous"

...really??

If you think it could be poisonous shouldn't you be asking them to drop it and get inside immediately?
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani's Son, Tenor, Poses With Naija Policemen In Birthday Photos by SmartyPants(m): 11:13pm On Jan 03, 2017
This is one of the issues i would like President Buhari to fix ASAP. With the multitude of private security firms in the country, why should Members of the Nigeria Police Force be acting as bodyguards to private citizens?
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not What I Thought Before We Got Married: I Want To Divorce by SmartyPants(m): 10:49pm On Jan 03, 2017
I sincerely do not understand threads like these. i simply do not understand this. What exactly does the Op want here, advice on his wife or advise on how to go about a divorce?

How can you court a woman without realizing that her grammar and etiquette are not up to par? Even the 3rd class degree did not provide a clue?
Didn't you have any conversations together?

And if it is divorce you want and you need advice on how to go about it, is it nairaland that you need? Surely you can afford to pay the consultation fee to speak with a lawyer?
Politics › Re: Gallant Soldier Dies During Shootout With Boko Haram In Borno. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 9:44am On Jan 03, 2017
ShakaZullu:
wait ooo is the defeated bokoharam?

from the news you'll think that bokoharam can never fire a shot again

well like i said nobody is buying apc propaganda nowadays they can only fool zombies

hopeless government
Funnily just a few days back your PDP claimed to have "virtually annihilated" book haram while GEJ was I'm power. So who is fooling who?
Business › Re: Mike Adenuga Is The Biggest Billionaire Gainer In Africa In 2016 - Forbes by SmartyPants(m): 9:28am On Jan 03, 2017
Toketimt:


While Adenuga's net worth has increased since the beginning of 2016, it has dropped significantly since March 2016, when FORBES valued his fortune at $10 billion on the 2016 Billionaires List. Since then, his net worth has dropped $4.2 billion, due to the devaluation of the Nigerian Naira and the country's struggling oil sector.
Meaning his NW increased, then dropped but still ended the year higher than where it began.
Politics › Re: How Nigerian Soldiers At The Battlefield Communicate With Their Commanders. PICS by SmartyPants(m): 3:26pm On Dec 31, 2016
slimthugchimee2:
this thread makes me to remember that dude

whitebeard grin
grin no way...

Forgotten what he even said but men when i remember that dude i be like...

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