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Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 11:19pm On Apr 17, 2007

blue-sky:
Its gotta be my girl B!
I don't understand this fixation with Halle Berry, she aint all that

I agree that your mouth should bend to one side for the nonsense you just said. HABA, how can you say a whole beauty queen is not all that, NA WAH FOR BAD BELLE O tongue

Anyway, one man's meat is another man's toothpick O.

@ Sofine5, I say E DON DO, you will soon crash this site with all these heavy duty FLABBY photographs of the chubby beyonce you have been posting up and down o. tongue

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 7:32am On Apr 17, 2007

sofine5:
(But B is STILL hotter.)

WHATEVER

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by SMC(f): 7:30am On Apr 17, 2007

Kadeejah:
Halle is overated

@ Kadeejah, AND you think Genevieve isn't overated huh? At least there is a consistency with Halle Berry. She is beautiful, Always has been and always will be. Why else would she have been made beauty queen several times over.

9ja4eva:
She is pretty in all areas.U see for yourself.

Does this include those her hideous permanent pimples that she has always had? lipsrsealed

I agree Genny is goodlooking but DEFINITELY NOT in "ALL AREAS" like you have stated. Why do you people delight in setting up the poor girl for some insults eh? angry

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 9:35pm On Apr 16, 2007

@ Sofine,
according to the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary the simple definition of Arrow = (1) an offensive word for an unpleasant or stupid person; or (2) an offensive word for the outer female sex organs.

While I meant the 1st definition in relation to you, you may think you are comparable to the second definition, LOL tongue

Let's call a truce and agree to disagree about Beyonce OK? angry

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 7:10pm On Apr 16, 2007

sofine5:
@SMC,
Halle looks like my aunt. Halle is ugly, SMC, and anything else you say about beyonce~ i'm ignoring.

@Sofine, ROFLMAO, I wonder what your problem is 'cos I CERTAINLY DID NOT INCLUDE YOU IN MY LAST POST.
Moreover, An ugly thing like you cannot have an aunty that looks like Halle Berry. If you are sure of your claims, post a picture of your aunty here and let the good nairalanders decide. Arrow. angry

Literature › Re: I Celebrate You Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by SMC(f): 1:00pm On Apr 16, 2007

I have finally read both books and all I can say is Well Done Chima, keep up the Good work.

Oh! and I preferred 'Half of a Yellow Sun' by a mile.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by SMC(f): 10:21am On Apr 16, 2007

I hate topics like this. It is an INSULT to Halle Berry to be comparing her with Genevieve Nnaji. I like Nnaji (always have) and i think she is really good looking but to compare her to Halle is like comparing Wesley Snipes to Denzel Washington (totally ridiculous)!!!.

[size=14pt]HALLE WILL SMOKE GENNY'S A*S*S HANDS DOWN.[/size]

[size=18pt]HALLE BERRY IS DA BOMB[/size]

Celebrities › Re: Toni Braxton And Beyonce---who Is The Sexiest? by SMC(f): 7:41pm On Apr 15, 2007

@ Thread Topic, Definitely the BRAXTON is sexier.

1star4ever:

Beyonce is the best female artist out there. Tony is not close, the thought of it is not worth it. If you disagree, go fugure

@1star4ever, the issue is not who the best female artist is, the thread is who is sexier out of Toni and Beyonce, so this is not a talent contest mate.

How can people say that beyonce's body is better than Toni's and complain that Toni has done a lot of Nude posing? It is clear that she has been paid to pose nude because SHE HAS (or had) A PHENOMENAL BODY.

Celebrities › Re: Who Would You Rather Wake Up In Bed With? Lenny Kravitz Or Enrique Iglesias? by SMC(f): 7:24pm On Apr 15, 2007

Still No Poll? angry

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 7:18pm On Apr 15, 2007

sofine5:
u DARE disagree wit me and mustange? u know she's sexy, but u just don't want to spull it

@Sofine5, Sexy my ass tongue

wormedup:
@smc
let me get a clue on how u scrutinize the ladies ?
between alicia keys and beyonce, pick one.
hopefully we'll still be here to see beyonce turn 35 and more !

@Wormedup,

For facial beauty, I'd totally take Alicia Keys, For Total Package, I'd take Beyonce (though I think she is a little too big/chunky for my personal taste). However, for example, Between Beyonce and Shakira, I'd take Shakira each and every time. Hope this lets you know how I "scrutinize the ladies."

Literature › Re: ** Quote Of The Day ** by SMC(f): 6:44pm On Apr 10, 2007

misright:
I'd wanted to seek permission from the administrator to include on the forum - Literature 'Quotes' because i yearn to give quotes to my famous Nairaland users. Check out my quote and post if you have any.

I don't know if you are aware, but there is already a thread called "Submit Your quote Of The Day" . This thread merely duplicates that one and it would have been better if you had posted your quote on that thread instead of creating this one.

Literature › Re: Short Story "non Est Factum" by SMC(f): 2:10pm On Apr 06, 2007

@ YICOB,

At the risk of somebody (or you) calling for my head, I'll say that there are numerous grammatical errors in this story. The structure is tacky to say the least and you really should attempt to do some research regarding the structure and procedure of courts (and court proceedings). Glaring errors that come to mind for example - (1) A Jury cannot ask if the accused is guilty or not; (2) Verdicts are either "Guilty" or "Not Guilty" and only a judge can pronounce a sentence not a jury.

In light of the foregoing and other points I have not raised, I give the story a grade of 2.

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 2:38pm On Apr 01, 2007

mustange:
what yall. BEYONCE IS SOOOOOO SEXY. YEAH OK BERRY IS FINE BUT BEYONCE HAS SO MUCH. SHE IS SO SEXY IN DIS PHOTO

.
Yeah yeah whatever. tongue

Literature › Re: Your Excellency, You Are A Liar by SMC(f): 11:20am On Mar 31, 2007

For all you people who have been referring to me as "elder" or "old", I BEG O. Because I said Reuben was in my class does not mean I am ancient. F.Y.I. Dr. Abati was in my class at the Lagos State University in the late 90's when he was doing his law degree. As you may or may not know he has quite a number of degrees as he has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge (so please be informed that I was not his class-mate in the 70s for that is the decade I was born). Also I am not a man o. I am a WOMAN.

ibkn:
@ smc tut tu, i don't kno what 2 say 2 a self confessed rueben abati classmate, aw come we hearin of your classmate and not u. but please don't fight online its not good etiquette, we the young look up to u.

@Ibkn, you don't need to hear about me. I do not thrive on attention seeking. Also I hope you do know that for every person you hear of, there are millions unheard of, unsung. However, the fact that they are not known does not make their role in life less important. I currently live in a country where people aspire and become famous for nothing or for infamous/outrageous acts. The sooner we rid ourselves of this trend, the better. Posterity will reward each one of us but it will not be in the same way.

Poems For Review › Re: It Is You I Dream Of! by SMC(f): 8:46pm On Mar 29, 2007

Quite Good Misright

Literature › Re: I Celebrate You Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by SMC(f): 8:29pm On Mar 29, 2007

Shagari2:
Went to Waterstones bookstore today, half of a yellow sun is still in the number one spot.

@ Shagari2, the book is not in the number one spot. It is just up front in every waterstones bookstore because there is a promotion for some books which have been reduced to half price of which half of a yellow sun is one. Also, it is one of the books recommended by the Richard and Judy Book Club.

I just went and bought both Adichie's books today. Here's to happy reading.

Celebrities › Re: Usher In Three Words by SMC(f): 6:32pm On Mar 19, 2007

Hot! HOT!! H-O-T!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Identify Yourself If You Are Pre-kanu Nwankwo's Gunner by SMC(f): 10:58pm On Mar 16, 2007

I have always been a Gunner. Since I was born and my parents were Gunners before me. My family house is a stone throw from Arsenals former stadium at highbury. We have supported Arsenal through the years, even in the 80's when Arsenal was known as "Boring, Boring Arsenal".

Nwankwo Kano was not even a turning point for the club, so please Akolawole, don't try to lump Arsenal in the same boat as your upstart of a club called Chelsea.

Oh and while we are at it, since this thread is about Arsenal, why didn't you lump it under one of the existing Arsenal threads. Talk about double standards. angry

ARSENAL FOR LIFE

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 8:41pm On Mar 14, 2007

sofine5:
@SMC, is that the best comeback you have? Arrow? my buttcrack can think of better insults!

@Sofine5,
I see you have modified the reply you put on yesterday. I don't need to insult a simpleton like yourself. You already showed yourself up with your first posting. ROFLMAO.

Celebrities › Re: Who Would You Rather Wake Up In Bed With? Lenny Kravitz Or Enrique Iglesias? by SMC(f): 7:42pm On Mar 13, 2007

@ ayomorocco, Abeg add a poll to this thread so we can vote. tongue

Celebrities › Re: Your Current Celebrity Crush? by SMC(f): 6:06pm On Mar 11, 2007

jaybaby:
Lol Ok Ok So Y s ANGRY face?

The angry face is because you were making it sound like I had special interest in your cousin. Everyone knows I am into girls NOT Guys (and if you didn't know, now you do). wink

Forum Games › Re: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by SMC(f): 5:50pm On Mar 11, 2007

When I Am Dying I will Call Out For You. If You Are Not in Heaven When I Get There, I Will Follow You Down into Hell.
- Robyn Donald, Smoke in the Wind

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public. - Edgar Watson Howe (1853 - 1937)

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 2:59pm On Mar 10, 2007

sofine5:
U all are SOOOO dumb. You all must of haven't passed 1st grade 2 know that beyonce knowles is WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY hotter than halle berry.

Look at the ignoramus who is calling[b] everyone [/b] dumb. You can't even string up a simple sentence in English. Arrow angry

Sports › Re: Now King Henry Of Arsenal Is Back, Will He Retain His Highest Goalscoring Crown? by SMC(f): 10:43pm On Mar 09, 2007

No chance of him retaining any title now as he is out for the rest of the season. He never stood a chance once Drogba crossed the 15 goals margin. undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by SMC(f): 7:13pm On Mar 09, 2007

justkunmi:
*shakes head pitifully*

@ Justkunmi, you should shake your head pitifully cause you really are pitiful cry

Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Halle Berry Or Beyonce Knowles? by SMC(f): 11:55pm On Mar 08, 2007

tng:
Someone mentioned something about make up nd all that. They r both celebrities nd can't do without it. But back to the topic, the is no contest, its halle berry all the way. Prettier face, nicer figure nd a grace that beyonce could never have.Even in destinys child beyonce didnt have the prettiest face.

Thank you o tng. wink

Celebrities › Re: What Happened To Toni Braxton? by SMC(f): 8:12pm On Mar 05, 2007

domwas2:
Date of Birth: October 7,1967[/b]Place of Birth: Severn, Maryland, USA
Mother : Evelyn Braxton :
Father: Michael Braxton
Brother(s): 1 brother
Sister(s) :4 sisters
Statistics Height: 5' 2"
Hair/Eyes Color: Brown / Brown
Marital Status: Married to Keri Lewis (April 21, 2001)

Toni Braxton was born October 7, [b]1968, in Severn, Maryland, the daughter of an Apostolic minister and a vocalist. Toni, her four sisters and her brother were forced to live under the strict rules of their family's faith.

@ Domwas2, you have a contradiction I have highlighted mate. She was born in 1967 not 1968.

Celebrities › Re: Pick Someone Out Of Nollywood (Actor Or Actress) by SMC(f): 3:39pm On Mar 03, 2007

Genevieve Nnaji

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