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Jokes Etc / Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:11pm On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
It was just funny.
The bet has finished nah.
I noticed you are new on nairaland and you are already following me... We're you seeing my comments as a guest? Lol... If yes which of them do you like? I am just surprised a new person will be following me that has a weird nairaland name... Lol

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Romance / Re: How I Was Sexually Assaulted Last Night by SmellingAnus(m): 7:25pm On Oct 22, 2020
Op sorry for your ordeal... Too many sex starved women roaming about...
Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55am On Oct 21, 2020
Greatfullheart:
if you notice they was a time in the lockdown house when ozo ignored(when notice people are calling him tony umez) nengi became angry and the yeye ozo went back to beg her.
exactly... Ozo is just naive and with low self esteem if not that girl would have been begging for his attention...

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06am On Oct 21, 2020
Greatfullheart:
she owns the ass doesn't give the right to punish ozo, well i blame ozo if i were him i would just move on life goes; afterall nengi isnt the only bursty girl in naija, they'e so many ladies that are madly in love with ozo.
exactly ,he should have moved on... She probably would have begged and even allowed him some access to her body if he had played a bit hard...

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Religion / Re: Spiritual Exposition Into What The Current Nigeria Look Like by SmellingAnus(m): 1:05am On Oct 21, 2020
Dawinlove:


1974-84 here is an imagery..research on what happened in Nigeria then.

the other part of the post speaks about the current government and the Nigeria we live in even in the 21st century. It was all written in parable. A parable is a mystery that needs interpretation. A king is seated but won't last where he is and then no one will care about the king anymore
Trust me not every mention/comment deserves reply from you or is worth your attention...
Politics / Re: Tompolo Makes First Public Appearance After Six Years by SmellingAnus(m): 6:35pm On Oct 20, 2020
Madibah:


Lol
I kept on remembering the name any time I log in here
It has been in my head since today
Smellinganus cheesy cheesy
does the name make you laugh or what exactly
Politics / Re: Tompolo Makes First Public Appearance After Six Years by SmellingAnus(m): 6:26pm On Oct 20, 2020
Madibah:
Smellinganus grin
hahahhahah I guess this is the second time you are mentioning smelling anus... Don't tell me you have a fetish for smelling anus grin just joking...

On a lighter note... Everyone has a smelling anus especially after defecation cheesy

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Romance / Re: If A Girl Approaches You For Marriage, Wats Your,,,.opinion. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:22pm On Oct 20, 2020
Go and marry her joor cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Tompolo Makes First Public Appearance After Six Years by SmellingAnus(m): 6:20pm On Oct 20, 2020
Okay o
Romance / Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 2:30pm On Oct 20, 2020
vanida6 hope you are not following me about.... I can see you viewing
Romance / Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 2:28pm On Oct 20, 2020
Madibah:



Smellinganus cheesy
Your moniker makes irritates me

But any I like wide pussy niggarr

same here bro... I also like wide pussy...

About the moniker... Focus on the message not the name of the messenger.. Lol...
Romance / Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 2:20pm On Oct 20, 2020
Personally, I love vaginas that are not tight but not too wide.... But I know majority of naija guys want tight vaginas eventhough they contributed heavily in making the vaginas very wide... So who do you want to leave her for after fvcking her like a pornstarrr the way she likes?

On a lighter note... Bros maybe you are destined to end up with a wide vagina...

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Music/Radio / Re: #violin #champions League NIGERIAN VIOLINIST Does Amazing Cover Of Ucl Anthem by SmellingAnus(m): 1:16pm On Oct 20, 2020
Great

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha, Davido, Wizkid, Burnaboy Falz Who Is The Real Celebrity Face Of Endsars? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27am On Oct 20, 2020
Falz of course...

But hope you were not sent so that you will know the celebrity to attack first...

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Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57am On Oct 19, 2020
Benbisco:


Rivers State names.
yeah... The last two names are of Bonny I guess..
Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:28am On Oct 19, 2020
hameed17943:
:SmellingAnus daz fvcking disqusting hahahah Sweetheart everyone has a smelling anus especially after defecation...
hahahaha disgusting truth you mean?
Politics / Re: Open Letter To The Northerners by SmellingAnus(m): 3:08am On Oct 19, 2020
Nice write-up... I wish Nigerians irrespective of North or South can unite but the reality on ground is that it may never happen... For me the North is as important as the South... It's only when we go our separate ways that we will realize that we needed each other and we ought to have lived in peace and respect for each other...

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Romance / Re: I Sniffed Her Whatsapp Chat Then I Saw This by SmellingAnus(m): 1:29am On Oct 19, 2020
You fit kill person o... Lol...

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Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:14pm On Oct 18, 2020
vanida6:
everytime i come across ur moniker here i feel like vomiting cheesy cheesy cheesy i wonder how u give ursef dat moniker grin

gosh SmellingAnus sad sad

pooooooor!!
Two major reasons I chose this moniker...

1. Hilarious purpose...
2. To make sense from a moniker that looks senseless... Lol...
Addendum... Focus on the content and not the container...
Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:51pm On Oct 18, 2020
vanida6:
SmellingAnus sad sad


daz fvcking disqusting cheesy cheesy
hahahah Sweetheart everyone has a smelling anus especially after defecation...

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Pets / Re: Huge Pyton Killed In Bayelsa by SmellingAnus(m): 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2020
Lala is waiting for the pictures
Romance / Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:48pm On Oct 18, 2020
Youngdick, finecountry, bonnyface
Family / Re: ... by SmellingAnus(m): 4:08pm On Oct 16, 2020
Where are the Lekki folks... Oya o... Food is ready... Low key I wish you were in Ph grin
Romance / Re: Passed by SmellingAnus(m): 4:12pm On Oct 14, 2020
You are still better than many persons... I know a former neighbor that was doing very well... He has a beautiful wife and kids... He has bought at least two cars for his wife... Today he is running away from people he is owing... His wife took their kids and left him... He is very much in debt... His case looks very hopeless... This life no balance but the life go balance itself Las Las...

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Romance / Re: I Don't Want To Have Sex With A Stranger. Please Advise. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2020
So who do you really want to fvck and what is stopping you from fvcking that person?

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Celebrities / Re: No Family Worth Its Salt Will Accept Vee – BBN Star Venita by SmellingAnus(m): 3:57pm On Oct 13, 2020
Between Neo and Vee who would add more value to the other... Rubbish talk... Where were you when he was selling indomie at the roadside... All these fake cousins that can help but will hide and want to share in your glory when you are become a star....

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