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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Slams Burna Boy; Denies Beating His Landlord by smellingpussy442: 6:44pm On Feb 20, 2020
There were 2 heavy smokers smoking Igbo.

One named Eedris, one named Burna.

Smoke for motivation Eedris, smoke for inspiration Burna.

Run riot Eedris, run illuminated Burna.

Runaway 2 smokers and soar like an eagle.

Wetin I even type $ef.. Marijuana no fit me at all.

grin tongue
can u say dis front of Edrise and burna boy? How does their life concern ur porvaty striking father?
Crime / Re: Woman Attacks Her FMC Doctor Husband In Owerri, Cuts Off His Nose, Upper Teeth by smellingpussy442: 10:12am On Feb 20, 2020
I repeat to hell with women and men dating them. Women is d men biggest problem on earth. Those animals are not loyal.

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Politics / Re: Kyari, Monguno’s Feud, Plot To Destabilise Buhari’s Kitchen Cabinet – PSC by smellingpussy442: 10:01am On Feb 20, 2020
were is that dead bbq meat seller? when u need him unjetly to come and defend his almajiri masters.

Romance / Re: Beautiful Young Gentlemens(female Soldiers) With Swag by smellingpussy442: 6:10am On Feb 20, 2020
Dey are beautiful, while some are just there. I have no business with a military women.
and their pvssy will still smell

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Health / Re: Her Stool Contains Blood, What Could Be Happening And Any Solution? by smellingpussy442: 3:58pm On Feb 19, 2020

First of all, no need for the picture of a bloody poo sir!

Medically, The condition is called Rectal Bleeding,
It is not peculiar to your friend alone.

Here are some quick solutions we can recommend to you for your friend.
Tell her to...
Drink eight to 10 glasses of water per day.

Bath cry or shower daily to cleanse the skin around the anus.

Decrease straining with bowel movements.

Increase fiber in the diet with supplements.

Avoid sitting on the toilet too long.
(This is very important!)

With all these, she will feel better in few days.
All the very best to her.
And she should go see a Doctor ASAP.

From all of us @[color=#006600][/color] : Get well soon, our friend.

baba him self, d first time i go read something reasonable from ur comment. Abi u don dey get sense atlast?

Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by smellingpussy442: 10:38pm On Feb 18, 2020
women can complain, what ur problem gan abi u are the problem in dia man life? Let him be abeg.
Romance / Re: A Girl Will Be Coming Over to Do This [Picture] by smellingpussy442: 10:32pm On Feb 18, 2020

Mostly insane 70% of the time and love how people get worked up and worried when I'm having fun by exhibiting my intentional madness.
i said it dat u are likely to be sick, see d rubish u are tying? Go yaba left dey will attend to u quick.

Romance / Re: A Girl Will Be Coming Over to Do This [Picture] by smellingpussy442: 10:20pm On Feb 18, 2020
hope u are ok
Politics / Re: Babachir Lawal: North Has Lost Its Privilege In APC Under Oshiomhole by smellingpussy442: 12:16pm On Feb 17, 2020
na face of d thief be dis.


Politics / Re: Babachir Lawal: North Has Lost Its Privilege In APC Under Oshiomhole by smellingpussy442: 12:14pm On Feb 17, 2020
Oshiomhole has surfer, even dis thief too is talking? Wonderful.


Science/Technology / Re: 7,000-Year-Old Well In Eastern Europe, Oldest Wooden Structure Ever Discovered by smellingpussy442: 9:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
is not up to that date biko

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan: Our Auditor Went Blind While Working On Accounts - Bursar by smellingpussy442: 5:40pm On Feb 06, 2020
zoo of country, i have d full video.
Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo: I Took Pay Cut To Secure Manchester United Move by smellingpussy442: 9:46am On Feb 06, 2020
i pray u play against Chelsea vs man mumu, zooma go break dat ur leg idiot.
Education / Re: Nwabuba Victor Ifeanyi In Forex Scam: FUNAAB Student Dupes Professors, Students by smellingpussy442: 5:45pm On Feb 05, 2020
Forex itself is a scam
dat not true about forex bastard.


Politics / Re: Kabir Adamu Mai-Palace's House Burnt By Fire by smellingpussy442: 3:06pm On Feb 05, 2020
Please i am one of the tricycle rider that work from Oyingbo to Yaba.. Since we have banned i have not been able to get something to do .. keke is just there doing nothing.. please i need a job ooo.. I can wash clothes , cars. I need a job to do for God sake.. I have been sitting down idle for days. i follow trekked from Sabo to Alausa Ikeja On Monday.. Not Knowing that Ikeja Keke Rider has engaged the police earlier that day.. on getting to ikeja we were hint that we should not go near Government House If we not wan end up in jail.. Na Leg walk i take leg am reach Anthony before i later see Bus to Yaba .. Please I need a Job... Any Job as long as it is not illegal.. My keke is just 5 months Old.. If you have Mini Bus , I can Drive it for you..
what happen to all d money u make b4 d barn? Abi u use am dey Bleep women and drinking? Any way if u can wash toilet and mop floor very well then send me ur cv.

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Travel / Re: LASG Rolls Out 65 Buses...to Inject 550 Buses For Feeder Routes (photos) by smellingpussy442: 10:40am On Feb 04, 2020

I'm afraid you may be right.
most u be afraid just to comment? Abeg just get out joor.
Romance / Re: List Of Things A Guy Should Not Do So As To Keep The Girl Wanting Him by smellingpussy442: 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2020
to hell with women and the ppl dating them, animals.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Bus Services Limited Prices And New Transportation Routes by smellingpussy442: 11:30am On Feb 03, 2020
grin go to your village if you can't bear it.
if u have insult buhari for his Incompetence, u are a oloriburuku oponu cos dis is how buhari too reason.


Crime / Re: Femi Ayoade: Supreme Court Affirms 21-Year Sentence For Man Who Stole N2,000 by smellingpussy442: 10:44am On Feb 03, 2020
so no any orther punishment apart from 21yr imprisonment? Our judiciary our problem in dis zoo call a country.
Romance / Re: Im Thinking Of Divorce Just Few Months Into Marriage by smellingpussy442: 6:45pm On Feb 02, 2020
You are probably the problem in the marriage.

Why going around, reporting her to people?

A marriage is has barely passed the honeymoon stage.

From the screenshots ,you were the one that 1st talked about "been forced into the marriage " and she only agreed.

You both have your faults . undecided
u talk too much, ur type of wife go bad no be here.
Religion / Re: See 8 Most Controversial Issues In The Church Today by smellingpussy442: 10:45am On Feb 02, 2020
we don here.

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Religion / Re: Children Of God Are Peacemakers 1 by smellingpussy442: 9:53am On Feb 02, 2020
Seun and all modrators who make it compulsry to swear to be a
muslim before commenting on Muslim
related topics, but allow every body to
comment on Christian topics
freely i have dis for u. It will be ill with u all, d money u make here will be spent in hospital for ur wifes and children sickness. Bastard animal, oloriburuku ogun ode. D best u can do is to barn me, main while i have Another account idiot.

Romance / Re: Why An Ashawo Or Prost.itute Is Better Than Nigerian Women Or Ladies by smellingpussy442: 11:37am On Feb 01, 2020
women are demon
Romance / Re: You Must Be Above Your Wife With THREE Things by smellingpussy442: 9:09pm On Jan 31, 2020
very true, but will dos demons we have as a women in Nigeria learn? Awon Eleribu eda.


Crime / Re: Damilola And Kareem Adeyeri Get 12-Year Jail term for Duping American Of $82,570 by smellingpussy442: 7:49am On Jan 29, 2020
how i wish i have dis kain mother, so we can runs tins better my game will have been great by now.
Romance / Re: My Take On Masturbation. Must Read. by smellingpussy442: 12:28am On Jan 29, 2020
child of devil, hell will welcome u with soupy dance idiot.
Romance / Re: "I Couldn’t Walk The Next Day British Woman, 80, Talks About Her 1st Sxx Wit Boo by smellingpussy442: 12:01am On Jan 29, 2020
sex is a good tin, enjoy mama.

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