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Crime / Re: 16-year-old Barakat Melojuekun Begs Nigerians To 'Allow The Matter To Rest’ by Smoj(m): 9:15am On Jan 04, 2021
You don't actually know the gravity of your allegation against the commissioner. Allow the matter to rest kee you dia[b][/b]
Politics / Re: Curfew Now 10pm To 6am In Lagos - State Government by Smoj(m): 5:24pm On Oct 30, 2020
Curfew wey people no observe

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Christian About To Convert To Islam Because Of A Woman. by Smoj(m): 12:08pm On Sep 27, 2019
cool
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna: I Wish I Knew What I Know Now 3 Years Ago by Smoj(m): 10:45pm On Apr 23, 2019
Everybody sabi how to put meat for mouth and disappear

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Politics / Re: Base Your Criticism On Facts, Saraki Replies Tinubu by Smoj(m): 7:09pm On Apr 22, 2019
PearlStreet:


By the time Tinubu is through with Saraki, the only way Saraki can taste government money is if he applies for Npower.

You wicked ooo
Han Han!!
Romance / Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by Smoj(m): 5:12pm On Feb 14, 2019
Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.

GBE BODY E

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Politics / Re: Highlights Of President Buhari's Meeting With South-east Governors (videos) by Smoj(m): 6:23pm On Nov 22, 2018
igbo
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Wins The PDP Presidential Primaries Election by Smoj(m): 12:43pm On Oct 07, 2018
The same PDP who shouted about PMB's age in 2015, produced Atiku of the same age bracket with PMB in 2018 as their candidate. Yeye dey smell....
Politics / Re: Breaking : PDP Finally Won Osun Election by Smoj(m): 10:21am On Sep 23, 2018
ghen ghen
Fashion / Re: Top5 Wrist Watches Expensive Than Any Car by Smoj(m): 3:51pm On Sep 06, 2018
Can those watches say the exact time & date someone would die? If no, they're as useless as the 'P' in psychology.
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018: House Of Reps Member, Others Dump PDP For APC by Smoj(m): 6:59am On Jun 18, 2018
Some people will still blame Buhari for this defection in Ekiti state.

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Romance / Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Is In Search Of A Boyfriend by Smoj(m): 3:40pm On Jun 03, 2018
HE THAT BRAIN IS GIVEN........ AWOOF DEY RUN BELLE O
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid: "If I Have Sex With Your Girl You Won't Get Her Back" - Fans React by Smoj(m): 10:36am On Jun 03, 2018
This boy will not kill me with laff You mean with that your shikini kokoro?
Politics / Re: We Paid NASS 17B Naira To Have 2015 Budget Passed.- Okonjo Iweala by Smoj(m): 1:37pm On May 25, 2018
Somebody will still blame Buhari for this news

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Politics / Re: Court Voids House Of Reps’ Suspension Of Jibrin by Smoj(m): 8:23pm On May 24, 2018
After how many years? Pikin wey dem born for that year don dey collect cucumber
Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Badmus Stuns At Her Late Father’s 5th Year Remembrance by Smoj(m): 5:10pm On May 15, 2018
Remembrance or wedding anniversary?
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Stuns In Sexy Photos: "I Love My Body & Small Boobs, No Surgery" by Smoj(m): 5:07pm On May 15, 2018
Marketing strategy...
Phones / Re: MTN List Of Data Plans And Prices For 2018 by Smoj(m): 2:47pm On May 12, 2018
MTN will give you chicken and collect cow in return.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye On A Stretcher In The Court Room With Ben Murray-Bruce (Photos) by Smoj(m): 9:07pm On May 02, 2018
okay next
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye On A Stretcher In The Court Room With Ben Murray-Bruce (Photos) by Smoj(m): 9:07pm On May 02, 2018
okay next
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye On A Stretcher In The Court Room With Ben Murray-Bruce (Photos) by Smoj(m): 9:07pm On May 02, 2018
okay next
Nairaland / General / Re: "Enough Is Enough To Ogun IBEDC" Poster Spotted by Smoj(m): 6:16pm On Apr 29, 2018
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by Smoj(m): 8:44am On Apr 11, 2018
Good morning Barca fans. Hope had a ROMAntic night?Good morning Barca fans. Hope had a ROMAntic night?Good morning Barca fans. Hope had a ROMAntic night?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 7th April 2018 by Smoj(m): 9:35am On Apr 08, 2018
We did it against crystal palace They shouted fluke, small team!!
We did it against Chelsea They shouted luck!!
Now, we did it against Man City Haters!! What do you have to say?

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Culture / Re: Shadrach Erebulu, Adou: "I Don’t Allow Women To Wear Trousers In My Palace" by Smoj(m): 8:13am On Feb 11, 2018
ManFromJos:
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What makes him a brainwashed youth? Who told you beyonce would not even be eager to put on ancient ijaw costumes if she were ever going to visit his palace?
You are the brainwashed one for failing to realise that every house owner has his own rules.. Just because u wanted to join those born sarcastic.. But u got it wrong son..
It's not as if he even abolished or banned trousers.. (it was just restricted from the gee's palace)..
I was expecting u to applaud the young man for trying to make his people see essense in their tradition.. Abi did u miss the part where he urged them to even try n 'mix' their language with any other one they are familiar with just to keep it flowing?
Trousers are not bad at all,.. But Son.. this is 2018.-if a snake can swallow N36mil, then i see no reason why you refuse to look for sense..
gn its 11

Concluding part yen jami lara je walahi
Phones / Re: MTN Is Giving Out Free 150MB Data To It's Customers, How To Get Yours by Smoj(m): 6:57pm On Jul 12, 2017
MTN will give chicken and collect COW in return. Emptyhen!! I hail thee

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Family / Re: 13 Awkward Things Married Women Do That Destroy Their Marriage. by Smoj(m): 6:17am On Jun 19, 2017
undecided
Addicted2Women:
Women are naturally dumb
This one woke me from sleep
Crime / Re: Pastor Beheads 7-Year-Old Boy In Lagos, Buries Head At Church Alter by Smoj(m): 11:23am On Jun 09, 2017
WHAT A WICKED WORLD!!! THE STORY WEAK ME
Crime / Re: Couple Drugged, Raped Friend’s Wife, Share On Social Media Over N1.2m Debt (pic) by Smoj(m): 11:00am On May 17, 2017
This one weak me

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Nairaland / General / Re: Snake Kills A Man In Amoyo, Kwara State (Photo) by Smoj(m): 9:01am On Apr 29, 2017
Lala and snake news Like NASS and kwarapshun
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Reportedly Assassinated A Witness- U.S Government & Sahara Reporters by Smoj(m): 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2017
SENATOR DINO MELAYE!!
How marketttt cool
Family / Re: Women Are Asking My Husband Out On Whatsapp. How Do I Handle This? by Smoj(m): 6:06pm On May 29, 2016
See nairalanders with diff opinions. I refused to be confused.

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