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u're right @op
I don't introduce a lady to my family members if I can't marry her esp my mum.
u gat wat I mean

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if she's intelligent

craziness at highest order

dis woman deserved to be flogged

Osupa!!!!!
Ekun Oko Pasuma
Are u sure of wat u re saying?

Nairalanders and funny comments!!
lament from now till eternity, it can't reverse d gov's decision. I beg wen alert go enter self?

police can lie!!!
as for me, it was d policemen dat handed over d lecturer to the irate youths. #lobatan#

taking biscuits & pure water to everywhere I go

wetin man no go see for nl
laughing with my nose
free dat guy & kip ur feelings

My Dear Love;
Yesterday, I was passing by your Rectangular house laying in an aesthetically, Trigonometric Lane. There i saw you with your Cute Circular Face, Conical Nose & Spherical Eyes, standing in your Triangular Garden. Before Seeing you, my heart was a Null Set, but when A Vector of Magnitude (Likeness) from your eyes at A Deviation Of Theta Radians made a Tangent to my heart, It Differentiated.
My Love for you is a Quadratic Equation with Real
Roots, which only you can solve by making good
Binary Relation with Me.
The Cosine of my love for you extends to Infinity. I
promise that i should not resolve your Partial
Functions but if i do so, you can Integrate me by
applying the limits from Zero to Infinity. You're as
Essential to me as an Element to a Set.
The Geometry of my life revolves around your Acute Personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at Parabola
Restaurant on date 10 at
Sunset, when the Sun is making an Angle of 160
Degrees. My heart would be like a solved
Polynomial of 10 Degrees. With love from your
Higher Order.

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing
the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not
hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

22?
if I hear...

IF I HEAR......
My boss don use horn like 100 times in d last 30minutes. If u need to drive safely in Lagos, u will need ur horn. Horn free day ko, horn blasting week ni.

sweet memories

u go fear sch name

I don't think I'm dat confident to withstand all wat u guys are saying here except if I want to die untimely. D best option for me is to send her to grandma wen d time comes.

I don't av gf but I'll use evergreen AFRICAN QUEEN anytym I get.

[quote author=tuffgongjo]End of d road for Shrewbury$newcastle.
sure,,,,,no time for joke again

Liverpool vs Swansea will be tough

The draw has been made for the Capital One Cup
- Official fourth round and there was a reward for
League Two side Shrewsbury Town who will host
Chelsea Football Club.

The full draw is:
Tottenham v Brighton
Stoke v Southampton
Bournemouth v West Brom
Shrewsbury v Chelsea
Liverpool v Swansea
MK Dons v Sheffield United
Man City v Newcastle
Fulham v Derby

we dey ur back
falcons all d way
BUT DONT DRINK ZOBO OOO

texaco1: even if seun charges membership fees ,believe me many people will pay .I am very sure out of the over 1million members of nairaland at least 500k ppl won't mind to pay 500 naira per annum just to be on this site and also remember some people will still maintain 5 or 6 diFferent monikers . Nairaland is a gold mine which keeps increasing daily in revenue potentials

true talk

texaco1: even if seun charges membership fees ,believe me many people will pay .I am very sure out of the over 1million members of nairaland at least 500k ppl won't mind to pay 500 naira per annum just to be on this site and also remember some people will still maintain 5 or 6 diFferent monikers . Nairaland is a gold mine which keeps increasing daily in revenue potentials

true talk

texaco1: even if seun charges membership fees ,believe me many people will pay .I am very sure out of the over 1million members of nairaland at least 500k ppl won't mind to pay 500 naira per annum just to be on this site and also remember some people will still maintain 5 or 6 diFferent monikers . Nairaland is a gold mine which keeps increasing daily in revenue potentials

true talk

lie of d year

Facebook will start charging N500 monthly before you can login
On-line social networking service, Facebook
will start
charging its users $2.99 (almost N500) for their
new
monthly plan according to reports.
Speaking on the monthly fee at a press
conference,
Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg
said:
‘After thinking long and hard about this
decision, at
the end of the day, we were forced to add this
monthly fee.’
‘If we don’t do something about our rising
costs now,
Facebook could cease to exist in the near
future.’
Facebook Spokesman, Paul Horner, also
explained
the reason for the new monthly fee in an
interview
with CNN
‘Economic times are tight; the ads on Facebook
are
not as profitable as we had planned. Our costs
are
going up as hundreds of thousands of
individuals
continue to join the site every day, There’s so
many
pictures of cats, and all of those costs add up,
we just
can’t foot the bill any longer.’
Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004, by
Mark
Zuckerberg with his college room-mates and
fellow
Harvard University students, Eduardo Saverin,
Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris
Hughes
http://9javibes.com/foreign-news/facebook-will-start-charging-n500-monthly-can-login-read-full-gist/

on top wetin nah? me! cry because of a lady, I dey craze? God punish devil of manchester

how e take concern me

dis can't be true, I've been searching for a future wife all dis while & ladies are here telling me dey don't av bf. which kind life be dis? I beg if u re a dark/chocolate Yoruba Muslim lady say HI & if u re not say NAY.

is it not d same students dat failed waec performed excellently in neco?
does it mean weac questions are more difficult dan dat of neco?
I refused to be confused

4k from an unemployed otondo,
OK, continue, diaris God
God will judge everytin u re doing

Tayras: mine is because of being picky!
Tall guy,Religious(Islam), loving/caring with good looks
Yoruba or Igbira

really? I'm in dat category