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Crime / Re: Man Runs Mad After Refusing To Use Mom For Money Rituals, His Penis Was Rejected by smooooooth: 5:20pm On Aug 18, 2019
Oh please, this guy is just suffering from smoking strong weed for the first time. He will be alright las las

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Jobs/Vacancies / Account Manager Jumia Foods by smooooooth: 5:19pm On Aug 16, 2019
Hi House,

What does anyone know about this position at Jumia. Work tools, condition, benefits and pay.

I will appreciate any info on this. Got an invite for a basic excel test, wanna know if it's worth it.

Thanks.
Health / Re: How I Got Infected With HIV by smooooooth: 11:32am On Aug 16, 2019
Nothing like HIV, just eat well and Kpansh anybody .
Romance / Re: Man Throws Lady Out Of Hotel Room At Night For Refusing Sex After Eating Money by smooooooth: 3:00pm On Aug 15, 2019
He need to discuss service charge with this kind babe before anything. The guy na olosho. She no dey for free Bleep. Chopping na diff matter. You cant come and convert indomie and SK money to smashing kpekus.
Romance / Re: Help! I'm Emotionally Wrecked! by smooooooth: 11:46am On Aug 12, 2019
Guy don't let this weigh you down. First accept she is never coming back and the pain will go away and you can move on. Focus on building yourself, look around for an 18yr old fresh Turkey and be kpanshing. Then thank me later.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: MTN Call For A Function Specific Test For Trade Marketing Officer by smooooooth: 1:53pm On Aug 09, 2019
zihotu:

They asked questions based on the role applied. I was invited for team lead. There was no calculation. 40 questions on the job, 5 questions each for abstract reasoning and verbal reasoning.
Regards

Hi bro, have you received feedback on the test?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: MTN TEST ( Sales Representative) by smooooooth: 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2019
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Properties / Land On A Busy Road For Sale by smooooooth: 2:26pm On Jan 23, 2019
A piece of land in Agege measuring 100 *,50 is up for sale along the old Ipaja Road. This land is in a highly busy area very close to the Nysc camp site Iyana Ipaja. There is a genuine C of O and survey has been carried out on the land. Interested call 08036184625.
Politics / Re: Seven Cabinet Members To Watch In Buhari's Team - BBC by smooooooth: 12:52pm On Oct 31, 2015
Why? Cause they will be noisier than the other noise makers?
Fashion / Re: MBGA Releases Contestants Traditional Outfits (Photos) by smooooooth: 12:49pm On Oct 31, 2015
Op is this a joke? Since i was born in this Nigeria and now i am old i have never seen or dated anything this ugly. This must be a pagent in congo.
Phones / Re: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by smooooooth: 9:22am On Oct 31, 2015
Mtn na useless company and the OP na useless mtn PR staff. I was already planning on throwing my line away before this rubbish. They have already started raising the fine by deducting 100 from my line for two useless products i neither subscribed or know what it means.
Events / Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by smooooooth: 9:18pm On Oct 30, 2015
At least they acknowledge na we get big dicks, so no quarrel.

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Phones / Re: Ending Mtn's Impunity by smooooooth: 9:54am On Oct 29, 2015
This south Africans are stupid, they violate simple laws and when fined they threaten that there are hundreds of thousands of nigerians working for them that can loose their jobs. Shoprite made this same kind of threat a while ago. This is just absurd, and more like a hostage situation. I think we are doing them a favour and not the other way round. Their contribution in our GDP cant be compared to the huge market we offer across the world or the profits they realise investing in Nigeria. I think the government should withdraw their license and sell to a more responsible operator. As for the staffs the economy is big enough to reabsorb them. Rubbish

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Dazzles At Her Birthday Parties (Photos) by smooooooth: 5:26pm On Oct 18, 2015
She is lucky to be in a country where its citizenry hardly check expiry date. If not those her expired pumpkins for don delete tey tey from news.
Business / Wine And Liquor Store by smooooooth: 8:01pm On Sep 29, 2015
Guys please i need any useful information concerning the above subject. Profitability, registration ( if required at local govt), experiences, challenges, best place to get stock, anything at all to help me take an informed decision on this. Thanks.
Health / Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by smooooooth: 10:46am On Sep 29, 2015
Op, its all in your head. Most times these problems are psycological. Try and relax if you are with a lady. You can also see a doc, erectile dysfunction is treatable. And lastly if you smoke try and quit it.
Adverts / Re: Coldroom Located @ Olodi Apapa 4 Sale by smooooooth: 12:46am On Sep 23, 2015
Why you selling and how much?
Family / Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by smooooooth: 12:19am On Sep 14, 2015
OP you na confirmed Olosho. I just feel sorry for your fiance not to have noticed in 5years. The day he marries you will be a curse because his life will be shortened by half.

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Career / Re: Official Car For Assistant Manager, Nothing For The Manager by smooooooth: 9:49am On Sep 13, 2015
Oh boy who be this dude? Guy you are a functional manager, while your boss is the general manager. Every good business needs someone like you as an assistant manager and one like your boss to sit on your shitty head for the smooth running of the business. And i think in employing someone with a political science background as general manager shows the CEO head dey there. My advise to you is to be grateful, learn humility and start developing your self in the area of business management so that one day if God willing you can be able to look at life from a wholistic point of view than the myopic lens of animal husbandry google you presently have on. Goodday!

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Religion / Re: The Second Coming: A Failed Prophecy??? by smooooooth: 2:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
Op in pointing you in the right direction, i will say you do a research on what the ''kingdom of God"" truly means before you interprete the passage as you have done. For i tell you some of those who were standing there that day did see the kingdom of God before they slept.
Politics / Re: Dr Ogbonnaya Onu's Profile And Pictures by smooooooth: 3:49pm On May 31, 2015
If this is true, i think one can be hopeful about the quality of appointees to be annouced in the PMB cabinet in the coming weeks. The rumours in town before now favoured Amaechi for the possition who in my opinion is too irresponsible to hold any executive post not to talk of the SGF. If he has to be compensated at all for his role in the APC's victory, i think he should be made Minister for women or youth and entertainment, where his skills of talking like a market woman, beating the talking drum and dancing azonto will be useful.
Culture / Re: Photos From The Port Harcourt Carnival(carniriv) 2013 Edition by smooooooth: 4:41pm On Dec 25, 2013
Nice one op. But I op u will also send d after report of ow many girls got pregnant and ow many got infected with the HIV virus after d carnival

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Technology Market / MTN Is A Bloody Thief!!! by smooooooth: 10:11am On Dec 19, 2013
Am sick and tired of all the rubbish I have had to suffer for using an mtn line. Every min of the day is either text this to that bla bla bla. The one that is so annoying me now is yesterday I got a message from 4100 that my ringtone have been updated therefore 50bucks av been deducted from my account. This is fraud. I av never nd will never subcribe to their stupid ringtones. Doesn't make one shit of a sense to me. Am a busy professional and av always felt its embarassing to av a song playing in the background as a rintone. I have been calling their customer care center with no response. Am going to storm in their office tomorrow and really show my grievance and I have called my lawyer to see if I can even institute a legal action against them cos am so sick of all their crap in the last 8years av been using this line. Meanwhile can someone please tell me how to port to Etisalat.
Romance / Re: I'm Dating My Friend's Sister But He Doesn't Know. by smooooooth: 4:40pm On Dec 15, 2013
Op, av seen this scenario over a 1000 times, u tink u aving fun with ur friend's sis but d joke's actually on u cos her father is def screwing ur mother.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: . by smooooooth: 10:59am On May 19, 2013
I dnt agree its hard to find love cos u a single mother. Most matured guys won't even be bothered abt that, rather u need to change ur mind set first, ensure u busy doing something meaning nd always look good to attract the right man. U dnt av to settle for just any1 cos u a singler mum. U still young nd av a lot of life ahead of u. Takia
Properties / Re: LETTING :self Contained Rooms In A 2 Story Building At N110k P/a by smooooooth: 12:29am On Apr 20, 2012
Is this in lagos? Where is amawire rdd pls?

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Properties / Room Self Contain Urgently Needed At Surulere by smooooooth: 5:37am On Apr 16, 2012
Please a room self contain for a year is urgently needed around surulere or costain area. Please leave a contact number if any is available. I will call back. Thanks
Properties / Re: 1-bedroom Self-contain For Rent by smooooooth: 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2012
Interested, but paying for one year. 08036184625
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by smooooooth: 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2011
hi dunddy, good to hear from you again. and thanks for the infop man. we got our eyes fixed for january nways. we only hope all will end well eventually. its not the time it takes, but at the end one shld get a favourable result. hmmmm, so th job is all bout moving ehn, i will sure like that as i love to be on the move always, nway i hope its fun dou. do take care and safe on all your trips,
Romance / Re: Who Is More Jealous In A Relationship,the Guy Or The Girl? by smooooooth: 7:29pm On Nov 02, 2011
iice:

Men are possessive, not necessarily jealous.
Women tend to be the jealous ones.


u sabi jor. meanwhile my over possessiveness just broke my relationship today.

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