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Politics / Re: Busy Fayemi Pushes For Medical Castration As Punishment For Rape by smooooooth: 8:37am On Oct 11, 2019
This one's husband should be wary and sleep with one eye open. Meanwhile life imprisonment to all rapist.
Crime / Re: BBC Releases The Full Documentary On Sex For Grades by smooooooth: 9:22pm On Oct 07, 2019
Lol. The last girl finish Boniface sha...
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu's 27th Birthday Party Photos, Man Rests Head On Her Chest by smooooooth: 10:02pm On Oct 04, 2019
Shit up! It was filled with unclothedness
Politics / Re: FG Returns Toll Gates On Federal Roads by smooooooth: 8:10pm On Oct 02, 2019
Have always maintained, that Fashola is an educated illiterate.
Family / Re: Living With My Parents Is Putting Me At A Disadvantage by smooooooth: 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2019
Ifemide123:
I had to create this account today for this. It's really eating me up and I am tired.
I am 24, will be 25 soon. I am this indoor person and so I hardly meet people. My first relationship ended like two years back and I haven't been in a reasonable one since then.
I meet people online cos I don't get to meet them offline, most of the guys I meet are based in different state from mine and they don't mind me visiting, but once I tell them I live with my parents and would need their permission to come visit, they just stop getting in touch. I have lost over 5 potential partners because of this, they all feel we should be comfortable with ourselves first before putting parents matter into it. Some don't see it as a big deal living with my parents, they just find it funny that they wouldn't allow me go visit my boyfriend(note that they wouldn't know him bfr I go visit)
I can't even think logically anymore that's why I am here to ask Wether the problem is with me or them. The only one I met that has travelled to come visit me is verbally abusive. He met my mum and wants things done the proper way.
I am really exhausted. I guess gone are those days where you have to meet your potential wife in her father's house.
I told my mum I want to start attending youth church and she object to it saying I can only change church after I get married.
My sisters are lucky tho, they got a job outside our state and moved out of the house cry

My dear, nothing absolutely wrong with your situation. A good man with good intentions will even find it great you homely. All those guys getting pissed cos you can travel are Bleep boyz and serial killers. Just chill, least u not in a prison. Your good date will show up.

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Agriculture / Re: 200 Graduates Get N74m, Free Land In Ogun by smooooooth: 4:44pm On Sep 01, 2019
Very laudable. This is what you get when people with certificates rule. Cant wait to be Governor of delta state and turn the whole place like Dubai with free education, free health and free recreational centres scattered round the state. Yes, I can achieve this without embezzling a Kobo!

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Politics / Re: Mosque Demolition: Ganduje Threatens Wike With Legal Action, Despite Denial by smooooooth: 4:25pm On Aug 31, 2019
ORIENTATION101:
APC re so devilishly smart grin grin I knew this mosque thing will degenerate to PDP vs APC.
APC governor and senator re coming out from core north to condemed and threatening legal actions against PDP governor.

PDP 2023 ambition might end before it begins. I see APC using PDP governor lapses against the party in core north.

PDP keep playing into APC hands always cheesycheesy

Who cares, no APC governor from the north will rule rivers state. So

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Romance / Re: Cherry Entafield Shadowbanned On Instagram After Dancing Braless With Boobs by smooooooth: 8:39pm On Aug 30, 2019
Ok, you mean the doctor of nipple.
Crime / Re: See How A Man Brutalised A Lady That Has Gone Viral (Graphic Photos) by smooooooth: 12:27am On Aug 29, 2019
Op na lie, na trailer go don jam this woman.
Celebrities / Re: Leo Mezie Is Down With Kidney Problem Again & In Serious Pain (Photos) by smooooooth: 1:36pm On Aug 27, 2019
What causes this thing self. Its becoming too rampart. I was just about to go have a drink of action bitters and 3 ciggs when I opened this. Fear just catch me.

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Politics / Re: What I Will Do If I’m Attacked Abroad – Amaechi by smooooooth: 9:08pm On Aug 26, 2019
Some pls ask Amaechi, who are the consumers? Ole!!!! Barawo!!!! Forget abroad, na PH them go treat him Bleep up las las.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Exposes Married Man Pestering Her For Sex And Relationship by smooooooth: 7:48pm On Aug 26, 2019
Why do you want to break this man's home if you don't really want me.......child of god for where? You are the direct decedant of Jezebel.

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Romance / Re: Common sense vs conscience: She Is A Good Girl But From A Poor Background by smooooooth: 3:28pm On Aug 25, 2019
I created this account just for this purpose and I might have to deactivate it and follow this thread with with my main account just for privacy reasons. Thanks for your understanding.

I actually like this girl, we've been together for almost 4 years now, I'm in 400 level currently, I'm from a poor family to be honest and this girl's family is far worse than mine financially. She is in this university too, since she didn't have her own place to stay, we were staying together. Our school fees here is 6 figures, since my family is not good financially, I had to do some online stuffs that bring money so that I can pay my bills and assist my family.

I was completely broke when we met she used to give me little little support financially, if she had until I had my own money. I actually didn't know she didn't have anybody to support her because she lied her uncle was the one supporting her until I found out that it was her ex boyfriend who was helping her. She confessed everything and the situation with her family when I discovered they met (that happened last year) I cancelled everything but later reconsidered after thinking it through.

The major problem is that I'm paying my own fees which is in 6 figures as well as hers ( which is also 6 figures), support my family, any money I give her she sends straight to her mother, sometimes I also have to assist her mother.
I know this is not her fault but I don't think I can move forward like this, taking full care of her, supporting my family, and having to also assist her mother. So I told her to go.
I just don't understand why everybody just has to depend on me I'm not even 25 yet.
Somehow I feel really bad because we together when things started going well small small but most of my guys have really gone far but I just keep moving up and down. It's not that I'm doing badly but I just feel there's too much weight on my head, the worst part of it is that all these people are very good people I just don't know what to do.

I know some people might think I'm one of the mugus out there who sponsor girls with the hope of marrying her or someone who tries to buy a girl but I don't give girls money, I prefer giving it to a guy because I feel guys appreciate and understand better but her case is kind of different mainly because we both somehow struggled together until things got better
I don't know if I should just let her go or accept her like that

I don't know if it's a good idea to put this on front page but I'd like it to be more visible.



First tell us which online biz you do that you are paying 12 figures (6+6) under 25 and still have change to send to her mother and live on before we advice you. Thank u.

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Romance / Re: How I Missed My Future Husband - Okoroafor Uju Christabell by smooooooth: 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2019
Pasima:
( I don't have words for you bitch but i assure you that your future will be full of suffering, you will forever suffer and you'll never get married and even if you do, it'll be the biggest mistake of your life, your future will be ruined and nothing good will ever come to you, you will lack in every aspect, that school you are boasting about, you will never be able to graduate and you will continue to sell all your stuffs just to make ends meet, it shall never be well with you from this day and in the future, Just mark my words, your life will forever be miserable and worthless, your suffering has just begun, bye bitch.)


This must be the garlic guy.

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Romance / Re: How I Missed My Future Husband - Okoroafor Uju Christabell by smooooooth: 3:15pm On Aug 25, 2019
That's how ladies miss their husbands. The real husband was the one reeling of garlic..............they miss it while chasing and dreaming about us the Mr tall, rich and handsome.

But seriously, I like women like you Uju, strong , intelligent and go for what they want. That's how I settled with my lovely Helen. I hope he sees this and takes a cue from your fb name to find u. Goodluck!!!!

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Crime / Re: Sterling Bank Staff Accused Of Sexually Harassing 3 Ladies On The Same Night by smooooooth: 2:09pm On Aug 25, 2019
All this anger cos you rejected the guy but your friend allowed him squeeze and kiss her ass. I feel your pain, but the guys a dog and needed sm1 to pluck. You guys shld sort yourselves off social media, cos I see no force of rape allegations here. Just a nigga who is messed up emotionally.

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Crime / Re: Babangida Introduced Me To Crime, I’m APC Member – Kidnap Kingpin, Makes Shockin by smooooooth: 1:33pm On Aug 25, 2019
So he can not use his rod any more........hmmmm.....IG I think we need to help him by sending his to Kuje prison for 25yrs to learn how to use his anus
Sports / Lawn Tennis by smooooooth: 8:54pm On Aug 24, 2019
Please who knows where I can play tennis for fitness weekends on the mainland around alimosho area. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Group Reacts As Police Says Daughter Of Ex-gov’s Aide Not Kidnapped, Went To Boy by smooooooth: 2:42pm On Aug 24, 2019
LordofNaija:
I see nothing wrong visiting a friend, the girl should have gotten the consent of her parents. I was only 14 when my girlfriend started visiting at home, a rarity in most homes. That way the parents get to monitor who their child chills with. Sincerely in all of those years my girlfriend and I never thought of sex cos we were dating under the close supervision of both her parents and mine, at best we only cuddled or kissed. Whenever she visited she slept in my sisters room. Back here it is not out of place to see high school students travel halfway across the world to meet with a random friend. The bottom line is for parents to open their eyes, communicate a lot and for children to also see the need to stay safe. An igbo adage says "Ka isi dozie akwa gi ka iga arahu na ya"

Bros free your story. This one travelled quite a distance without informing her parents. Her boobs at 13 is same size as mercy Johnson's. You may have had a decent relationship with your gf back then but this one went to give her guy wheel Barrow style.
Education / Re: Yabatech Post Utme 2019/2020 by smooooooth: 11:46pm On Aug 23, 2019
DeeCherry:



1. There aren't really enough hostels to go round, you should try to apply for one immediately the application starts to stand a chance.

2. Acceptance fee is around 25k
School fees around 50k for full time students

3. The cbt test should be decided based on your subject combination for jamb(not sure tho)

Thanks for the info.
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Ugwuanyi Begins Clearing Of Bushes Used As Criminal Hideouts (photo) by smooooooth: 9:05pm On Aug 23, 2019
Bush ke? Most of the kidnapped victims experienced have been In homes in town, well furnished with lush surroundings and treatment. Go ask El Zalzaky.
Business / Re: Dynamics Intelligence Shuts Operations In Nigeria by smooooooth: 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2019
These ones dey find whi them go blaim for their failed business strategy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Sales Executives Recruitment. by smooooooth: 10:32pm On Aug 22, 2019
Godisble:
Please do you have idea of the pay for this role. I need this to make a decision to apply or not as I currently earn 100k plus accommodation and transportation.

Good pay + benefit bro. Apply. But you don dey count money when you never pass the accessment cbt. Hmmm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Sales Executives Recruitment. by smooooooth: 10:32pm On Aug 22, 2019
[quote author=pennzo post=81510207]A careful and painstaking look at the Nigeria Breweries website will reveal that this is a fake recruitment. NB does not outsource its recruitment process, at least not to an unknown company. Young people need to be careful before putting their information out there. All recruitment are done via their careers portal and the last known recruitment was for Management Trainees

It is real. Stop discouraging people..guys apply, one of the best places to work. Goodluck!!!
Crime / Re: Tenant Rapes Landlady To Death In Ekiti by smooooooth: 10:20pm On Aug 22, 2019
Fake story, remove the cutlass, remove the rope, remove the threat.......there , you have the real story
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Edward Okechukwu, APC Vice Chairman In Rivers State (Graphic Photo) by smooooooth: 9:06pm On Aug 22, 2019
They are reaping the violence and blood shed sown during the elections. Remain that donkey for federal
Education / Re: Yabatech Post Utme 2019/2020 by smooooooth: 7:38pm On Aug 22, 2019
yunnyp:


You need to change Yabatech back to First Choice.

I can help you with that if you dont mind.

Its N3000 but some collects N3500

Is it too late to do this?
Thanks

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Education / Re: Yabatech Post Utme 2019/2020 by smooooooth: 7:37pm On Aug 22, 2019
Guys, pls I will like some information about yabatech.

1. Are there enough hostels for the new in-takes and how much is it.

2. What is the estimated cost for first year clearance + tuition for an art students.

3. Does anyone have an idea how the CBT test will go for students hoping to study mass communication.

Your feedback will be appreciated.

Thanks..
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Receiving Certificate Of Clearance To Contest For Primary Election by smooooooth: 5:55pm On Aug 22, 2019
Primusinterpares:
wait o... so if he losses the election... will he continue being a senator of the 9th assembly?

Yes he will still be a senator. He has nothing to lose.
Family / Re: I'm Worried About My Son's Behaviour. Is He Normal? by smooooooth: 11:30pm On Aug 20, 2019
Anyday he doesnt brush his teeth again, find his gf and tell her to talk to him about it. Case no. 1 solved. Then home chores and school, u need to tell him how lazy people end up. Tell him that's why uncle Charlie is poor and homeless. Case 2 solved.

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