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ow did ur finger go in, and ur dick cldnt. yeah virgin indeed. u prolly know where the hole is when u use ur fingers, but dnt know with ur dick. fucking fingers!!!!

it may surprise u to know that some parents connive with their pastors to ruin their childrens relationship. ask God to talk to you, we all have direct lines to God, its not just the duty of your pastor to hear from God.

so that's wat the protest have been about, wont be surprised if falana or tunde bakare runs with him for president. i will vote them nway.

tkb417:
read the proposal very well and be sure of what it is b4 u make comments

and what do u mean by pre-banking years

and wats in the proposal, pls explain it to me.

and by pre-banking years, u dnt need to be humorous

to know i meant we going back to the dark age.

SLS seems to concentrate on one aspect of his job, bank regulation while ignoring a more important aspect which involves building the economy. he shld be able to strike a balance, in a growing economy as ours, growing a healthy economy shld be paramout to strict regulations. unbundling the banks at this time isnt the best policy, instead he shld discourage them from taking on propretary trading. most brands globally are growing to be UB's , SLS shd encourage UB, i see no reason why a bank cant take on commercial and invesment banking with the proper regulation in place. This policy is taking us bank to the pre-banking years.

now Nigeria has taken center stage in the international community, and has suddenly bcome the battle ground for all kind of international interest. good, its what we want. but we shld remember, when 2 elephants fight, its the ground that suffers the most.

Ujujoan:
Add morning masses, stations of the cross, benediction, confessions . . to that!

you can as well make him the pope.

@OP

religion is very very important. if the last christain is a crippled, then i rather remain single.

Genevieve and Dbanj, wat a pair? i give this one six month, its a ''no long thing'' relationship.

you may not blive this, but some 9ja guys do this things for free, at least i know i do it. several times i've seen ladies dragging heavy luggages, i help them, i help women with their tyres, when they have a car break down, in lagos traffic, i allow women get in line, i still open doors for women, even yesterday i helped a girl with t-fare go home, and she just asked me at the bus-stop i dnt know her b4, and i dont ask for numbers or addy, blive me if i see these ladies anywhere i wont even recognise them. i just cant stand seeing ladies do tedious stuff. once told my ex to stop pounding yam for me, but she wont listen.

my family and friends always say i'm not meant to be an African dou.

i love to wear my googles.

googles:
[size=13pt]there's nuffin wrong in that
having a boyfriend doesn't necessarily give a lady cooking license i think
it should come willingly if she wants to cook for you not by force[/size]

and wat u trying to tell me?

even though Ghadafi is an asshole, he is damn right this time.

anything from ''THE SUN'' shld not be taken serious. those peeps only know how to exaggerate issues, they can write anything just to sell their papers. i dnt really blive this story, though daddy showkey is capable of carrying out the accusations against him.

Lmfaohmsfb!!!!!!! who holds the remote control, now u guyz are making me scared of marriage.

i wont advise you to date a girl whose door if facing ur room door. and not one that even have a small boy in same face me i face you in the contest.

bone them jor!

so tell us which girl are u trying to get here. i know all the strategy guys employ just to get a girl, first it starts with u just got heart broken and then try to get sympathy from the ladies. i op u win this time.

THE KINGDOM OF GOD.

the kingdom of God is the message of saivation, and the message of salvation is Jesus, accepting him as the lord and salviour. how do i know?
check the parable of the sower in Mathew 13, and the parable of the Ten virgins. Jesus used these parables to give us an idea what the kingdom of God is.
in the parable of the sower, he said a sower ( Jesus) went to sow his seeds, ( word of God ) these seeds fell on different grounds, and these grounds represent the different kind of mind we use to receive the word of God. those that fell on unproductive minds are minds who cant understand the word of God. (Mathew 13, 11-17 ). now those who received the word are those with productive hearts, then it grows cos they water it. by watering it we can look at the second parable that talks about a second sower who sowed a mustard seed, and it grew cos it was nurtured, this shows that if you receive the word of Godw without nurturing it, by learning more, fellowship, etc, it will be stolen by the enemy, or choked out by the tares, that was mentioned in the passage ( this include the wisdom of the world). Jesus also said the kingdom of God  is like the parable of the Ten virgins as mentioned in Mathew 25, 1-13, again we see that the kingdom of God is all about receiving the word of God ( thats what the lamp signifies) Psalm 119 vs 105.  for it is written that the word of God is a lamp unto our feet. now the virgins who made it at the end where those who went with extra oil, again like the former parable this means growing the word of God by remaining steadfast. so you can see that the kingdom of heaven is actually the word Of God, ( which is Jesus) john 1 1-10

so from the above it is obvious that the kingdom of God tht Jesus was talking about, was the acceptance that he is the true saviour of the world, and it was recorded that after he was crucified and people witness the events that happened afterwards, many said that truly this was the SON of God, and many more were converted and indeed see the kingdom of God. this was the same thing that Jesus tried to tell nichodemus, that he had to believe to see the KIngdon of God, which of course by now i shld blive you understand that means believing that he is the Son of God. so many who were standing at the time Jesus made that statement were alive to see for a true that he is indeed the Son of God.

ABOUT PRAYER

Jesus never lied about prayer, for he said that if we ask anything in his name and believe, the word that is very important is ''believe, so just asking in his name is not enough for something to happen, you have to believe that what you have asked for you have received, then it will come. that is the problem with most christains today, they lack faith, i will want to ask you, that how many christains will pray for a mountain to be cast in the see and wont doubt?. NONE!. thats it and once you have entertained any form of doubt you make that prayer ineffective, remember it is written, without faith no man can please God. Heb 11 vs 6. from the passage you took your arguement from, Mark 11, you will remember that Jesus have earlier cursed a fig tree to wither, and in verse 23 the disciples seeing the next day that is came to pass, asked how it happen, and Jesus made the comments that you are holding on to, ''that if they believe, they will say to the moutain be that cast into the see, and it will cast in the sea,. now if i may ask, did Jesus or any one with ''FAITH"" ever say that and it never came to past. you must know that you need to have TOATL FAITH with no single doubt to please God. and you may not know but there are many faithful christains that are praying prayers of faith and receiving results.

THE END TIME.

God gave us many signs to look out for to know when the end is coming. one thing you shld know is that paul and co, did see this signs in their time and were almost certain that the end of time is near. they were not wrong, dou it was not to happen as soon as they thaught, cos the didnt take the most important sign to look out for, which is ''THE WORD OF GOD WILL BE PREACHED TO EVERY SOUL  MAT. 24 vs 14).  and blive me that has almost been acheived, at the time of paul, how many people have heard the word of God, God wont come till all have heard the message of Jesus, cos its what its gonna be used as a witness unto all Men. and lastly, a 1000 years is just a day in the eye of God, so if you are counting all these things of 2000 years ago, please its only but 2 days to God, so they were not all wrong to say we are still in the last days. 2 Peter 3 vs 8

the peeps who wrote the bible were inspired by the holy spirit, and understanding it, you have to be taught by the holy spirit. you cant use your common sense to understand the deep things of God. for it is wriiten the words i speak to you are spirit and you have to be in the spirit to understand the word of god. remember as the heavens are higher than the earth so are God's ways and his thoughts higer than ours.

you are like nichodemus who JESUS told that to enter the kingdon of God, he needs to be born again, and nichodemus took it literary to mean if he has to re-enter his mother's womb to be born again, but what Jesus actually meant was d re-birth in spirit. so you see the words are much more deeper than your common sense can understand. you need to ask for the holy spirit to teach you, and before he comes you have to be born again.

besides it may amaze you to know that many are alive today, and have seen the kingdom of God, i am a living testimony. you need to understand what the kingdom of God is to understand what Jesus was talking about, and u will see that indeed, many who were standing there, did see the kingdom of God before they died.

1 corinthians 2 verse 4-10, read.

u dnt need to be fooling ursef just to make her laff jor. just make some dou and take her to a night of a thousand laffs once in a while.

take my advise PLEASE, dont do it, you have been able to hold it till now, please keep it till you get married. what if he leaves you tomorrow, think about it.

cant blive the comments i'm seeing here, expecially from iice. ( used to respect your views ). weed smoking aint good, it affects your brain and mind, 90% of mental illness, crime, violence in youths is traceable to mj smoking. a decent girl shldnt even encourage mj smoking. there are other ways a dude can relax. well if you still feel comfortable with it, u can stick around, but know one day the dude is gonna go to work in his pyjamas.

kenya women are really pretty, but did u test her for AIDS?

go get some ali baba or i go die moves man!!!!  btw, did u tell her u were a comedian? _{cos u guyz can tell any lie to get a lady.}

googles:


[size=13pt]well they ll av to employ me first na[/size]

hey! club manager, u berra employ this sexy lady nao. or i use my connections to close this bar.

abeg! abeg!! i'm gonna say this for the last time. you dnt have to hold on to someone's past. you guys hold on to what you have and concentrate on the future. ahan! did God look at your past to give you a future. what has someone past got to do with who they are or what they gonna be. what matters is the present. cos its what determines the future.

give me 2 bottles of agbo jedi jedi jor! and mix an with kparaga.

check out this tolotolo.

googles:
[size=13pt]i need a job pls

can i be a stripper ?? i can flex in 60 positions and word has it around that am the best lapdancer   [/size]

now i think i'm gonna need front seat.  

hermosa:
hbabe i totally agree with you. and not all actually 'posess great tools'. I think majority of 'em are selfish when it comes to se.x and expect women to do all the work in bed and they give nothing in return, well, they do give something back,  heartache.

big lie! African/9ja Men love control , even in bed and do most of the work, not even when they allow u get your cowgirl groove, they hardly make u do all the work cos they are under still jabbing u with their GIANT TOOL!

hbabe:
I am selfish enough to want both.
It then becomes a case of 'how man for do?'  Sometimes adapting to someone's culture and belief is not easy so we stick to our Naija bros.

are u sure thats why u still sticking around. LOl. say the truth, naija guyz rock.