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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sagittarius Lady For Marriage by smooooooth: 4:56pm On Mar 10, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]LMAO
but me i dont want a boyfriend na. . . . . am gay  cheesy cheesy cheesy[/size]

ok fine, i will hook u up with a great girl, lol. just call!

got to go, its closing time. c ya 2morrow

sweet dreams dear!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Amazing Love by smooooooth: 4:51pm On Mar 10, 2010
@op, shut up! this whole thing prolly happened in your imagination. take it easy with your tot, u are an inch away from kolo.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sagittarius Lady For Marriage by smooooooth: 4:44pm On Mar 10, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]there is nothing wrong in match-making o i just dey joke no mind me wink

why would you hope am not ? is anything with saggitarius . . . . . . i am a saggitarian o[/size]

hmm, and a dark one too. cool, so why dnt we allow dat dude get the fair one, why i hook u up with anoda great guy too. i just love hooking guys with saggy's, call me! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sagittarius Lady For Marriage by smooooooth: 4:15pm On Mar 10, 2010
googles, wats wrong in hooking a broda up, he wants a saggitarious and i happen to know a good single one.

or are u saggy too? i wanna know. i op u not dou cool
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Spend A Lot On A Guy? by smooooooth: 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2010
@ op, why dnt i meet ladies like you sad
Family / Re: Can You Live With Your Mother Inlaw by smooooooth: 3:19pm On Mar 10, 2010
true CC, i bet the dude must really be sensitive and diplomatic, in any case he shld know that his wife is closer to him than his mother, and his love shld be undivided. and sure MIL must go spend time with other sibblings from time to time to give the couple ample space to rumble, lol, and they too can steal away to have a swell weekend somewhere quiet.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sagittarius Lady For Marriage by smooooooth: 3:12pm On Mar 10, 2010
dude i know a saggitarian who is decent, hardworking and beautiful, she is 25, dude i aint kidding, when i mean she is decent she is. someone any man will be proud of, i would have had her myself, only i dont like fair women, she is light skinned and her natural hair is really long, good xtain. but she is based in lagos. if you crious just send me a message, so we know how we gonna work u two together, cos i wont wanna go straight and say hey there is this guy, bla bla bla she no go gree at all, like i'm trying to hook her up and stuff. just holla me sha, 08036184625
Romance / Re: Are You A Romantic Active Man/guy? Pls Read by smooooooth: 2:35pm On Mar 10, 2010
nonsense, its just fRAUD. i bet if u call the idiot he gonna tell u to pay some amount in his account b4 they give u contacts to this sugar mama's. now one wld wonder why he prefers the peanut u want to pay him to what the sugar mummy is giving. STUPID!!!!!
Family / Re: Can You Live With Your Mother Inlaw by smooooooth: 2:25pm On Mar 10, 2010
the comments are encouraging, i used to think no nigerian woman will ever live with her mother inlaw. please ladies keep it coming.
Romance / Re: My Boss Wants Me Or Get Fired by smooooooth: 2:08pm On Mar 10, 2010
please dont do it o. let the life of JOSEPH guide you. infact resign and let me have your position, i know how to deal with situations like that. grin
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is My Girlfriend; She's My Everything" - D'banj by smooooooth: 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2010
i will make a comment in 6 months.
Family / Can You Live With Your Mother Inlaw by smooooooth: 9:38am On Mar 08, 2010
your man is the first son, and he lost his dad when he was just a kid, and the mother had to bring up all four of them by her self. now he is grown and she lives with him. he cant send her to the village cos she was born in the city, grew up in the city and so isnt used to the village life. ladies i want to know your take on this considering she is an educated, nice, jovial mother inlaw.
Family / Re: Men,can You Marry An Older Woman? by smooooooth: 9:27am On Mar 08, 2010
nothing wrong if the woman takes good care of her self and still looks good. there are lotz of women far younger that will look like your grand mother.

but in this case i think 18 years is too much.
Politics / Re: Plateau Massacre : Police arrest 377 suspects, prosecute 162 by smooooooth: 9:20am On Mar 08, 2010
and someone will soon come out to say its not a religious issue, that they are fighting over land. rubbish!!!!!
Romance / Re: I Am No More Interested by smooooooth: 3:37pm On Mar 05, 2010
call the cops.
Romance / Re: Ideal Marriage Is It Attainable? by smooooooth: 3:13pm On Mar 05, 2010
very possible, its takes prayers to find the right partner to achieve that.
Romance / Re: Because of love I'm Going Insane! by smooooooth: 3:16pm On Mar 04, 2010
u are hooked on his dick. i dnt know why kids wont stay away from sex. it will mess with ur heads.
Romance / Re: Facebook Can Lead To Divorce by smooooooth: 3:09pm On Mar 04, 2010
which is more painful? the fact that your husband refuse to accept your friend request or the fact that you can getto see his gf's pics, and prolly send her silly mails. just let it go. you guyz are 55, i rily dnt know wats there to be jealous about. you shld feel sorry for his mistress that she has to deal with wats left of his shaft, after u have cruised it in the last 30years.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by smooooooth: 1:06pm On Mar 04, 2010
parislomo:

^^ what is hmmmmmmm
grin grin wink

hmmmm means alot of things,

but in this case, maybe just

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, lol
Romance / Re: Help Condom No Where To B Found by smooooooth: 12:06pm On Mar 04, 2010
an over sized condom, lost in an over sized pussy. thats a disaster. seek expert help!!!! call Dr. Wale.
Forum Games / Re: Describe Yourself In Just One Word by smooooooth: 11:46am On Mar 04, 2010
gentle
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by smooooooth: 11:26am On Mar 04, 2010
hmmmmmmm


@post

i'm yet to fall in love ''crazily''
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Blown Away (romanticaly) by smooooooth: 5:09pm On Mar 02, 2010
baybbootz:

singingdream dream dream dream dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tongue tongue tongue

bayb, no harm in dreaming smiley

ow u doing. been awhile.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Hates Home Made Food by smooooooth: 5:02pm On Mar 02, 2010
guy run fast now u have the chance, SHE CANT COOK. she is the type that will buy u packaged beans, packaged soup, packaged rice etc from shoprite after marriage.
Romance / Re: Should She Leave Ths Marriage? by smooooooth: 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2010
i dnt think the husbands action is connected to her having a fibrod. prolly there are underlying issues in the marriage that has made the husband tired of her, and your friend hasnt told u what it is. nway i think this marriage is a good as over.
Romance / Re: Should I Call Off This Relationship? Please Help by smooooooth: 4:26pm On Mar 02, 2010
190:

please give the guy some more tyme
he really loves you~

the way u begging so, are u sure u not the guy?
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Guy And Confess To Him, Is It Wrong? by smooooooth: 4:21pm On Mar 02, 2010
u are 34, and still making promises to keep your body for a man that is a 1000 miles away from u and still playing with your feelings. some women sef!
Romance / Re: For Love Will You Marry A Jobless Man? by smooooooth: 2:46pm On Mar 02, 2010
hbabe:

Na war sef! grin
There are jobless men and there are jobless men! A man who lost his job will not be considered jobless in this discourse he will be said to be out of job. So victims of Sanusi's cleaning exercise and economic melt down are merely out of jobs not jobless. These can be pardoned, dated and rehabilitated for marriage purpose but the jobless and lazy guys should not be considered.
And as I stated earlier na war against the jobless men. I carry cutlass sef! grin
chei! jobless man don dey receive militant treatment. grin

anyway carry the war small small sha. cool
Romance / Re: Guys Who Live For The Chase by smooooooth: 2:12pm On Mar 02, 2010
when a lady makes a chase too long, u loose interest at a point, and when u finally get her, u just dnt wanna go on, cos she already burnt all ur energy chasing her.
Family / Re: What Is Your Opinion On Abortion? by smooooooth: 2:08pm On Mar 02, 2010
i still maintain that abortion shld be aborted!
Romance / Re: Attract More Men By Doing These Three Things: by smooooooth: 1:34pm On Mar 02, 2010
spikedcylinder:

All these dating guides sef. . . . undecided

lol, and criously, they're the ones without a babe/guy

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