they are the very shy type, once they get comfortable wiv u, u will be begging for an opportunity to talk. nway no need trying to get them to get comfortable, its too much wahala, unless u got so much time at hand, like you still 18.

the bad thing is dat after all this rant, u all cant do without African Men, particularly the Nigerian men.

i love google's hips. okay sorry, bout mysef, well, erm, erm, _{when i clear my head off those hips i'll comment}

googles:

[size=13pt]stored my ex' numbers as

Bubba

sucre [/size]

awww, now u remind me of my ex dats what she stored my name as.

nothing wrong with it, so far he is not short in mind, spirit, soul and you know where.

who cares wetin craze man decides to do?

truth is, how many peeps both parties have had b4 they got married shldnt even come up in the relationship, what matters is from dat moment she/he ia all yours and urs only for ever.

@OP,

u still a loser!

its no news, dat employers in nigeria are all looking for cheap labour and exploiting them. you are lucky to be where u are.

hmmmm, stalkers.

when ever you meet a girl, she will always tell you u're no. 3. even if she has done 150 guys. the first guy dat disvirgined her, the second guy who raped her , then you the third, who she wants to marry. i wonder why they like the no. 3?

sure aquarius is a cool sign, they too like librans are air signs, we lead. lol. dou they aint as quiet and cool as librans. aquarius are well suited with Aries, Gemini, Libra and saggitarious. they not compatible with pisces. taurus, cancer, virgo, scorpio and capricon. this signs are prolly too calm for them. nway its all just astrology.

if you care, here is more for aquarius.



You were fortunate enough to be born under the humanitarian zodiac sign of Aquarius. You are therefore ruled by electric and progressive Uranus making you forward thinking and self-directed. You’re a born revolutionary so no one can tell you how to live your life. Your clear-cut approach makes it perfectly clear just how differently you wish to experience life.

You just don’t want to be like others and take pride in the fact that you’re so unique. Even if you’re occasionally criticised for your cheeky attitude, you’d far prefer to be self-sufficient rather than being a sheep in society who follows everyone else’s lead.

You are a zesty individual, having tremendous amounts of energy. You are determined and forceful in how you deal with people. You want to express your ground-breaking spirit in everything you do but unfortunately you won’t always able to break free of the limits that are imposed upon you. Some Aquarians learn through their family life that before you can be the master of your own destiny, you have to serve. In some extreme cases Aquarians are controlled and dominated by others throughout the formative period of their lives which is why it’s so difficult for them to submit to others.

If you’re not able to live your life on your own terms, you’ll dream and aspire to a future time when you can fulfil your destiny to the fullest in exactly the way you want. You have very inspirational views of the world and even if your opinions are too different, you’ll always be respected for speaking your mind honestly.

You share your zodiac sign with many other grand personalities. Like them you are attracted to social issues. You like to be involved in groups and organisations that make a difference in society. Even in the smallest of ways, you will try to make some difference in this world. If you look at Aquarians like Oprah Winfrey, Boris Yeltsin and entertainers like Peter Gabriel and John Travolta, they are deeply interested in changing the awareness of people to make the world a better place.

Because you have great organisational and communication skills you work really well with others. You have your own ideas and solutions to problems. Others are surprised at your quirky approach and how you resolve these issues.

You’re investigative, curious and extremely active mentally. Your thinking mind rarely, if ever, stops. You need to learn when to shut down as your brain can become overactive, especially at night.

Communication is your speciality and you relate well to the world. You will continue to enlarge your active personality so don’t try to suppress your true character – just express it prudently. You’re vigorous in the way you present your ideas so there’s never a dull moment around you. There’s often someone who wants to challenge you, especially if they happen to have a much more conventional way of doing things. You’ll be more than happy to challenge that taking great pleasure in proving them wrong.

Uranus, your planetary ruler, is abrupt and breathtaking by nature and will fill your life with plenty of unanticipated surprises - good and not so good. You like it like this and the unexpected is something you thrive upon! Even if you have a stable home or work situation you like to shake things up from time to time to keep everyone on their toes. Still, you’re very loyal when it comes to your most personal relationships.

You like to create a comfortable environment in which to live. Venus influences your domestic sphere so you have a flair for design and colour. Your surroundings mirror your unique character. Others are amazed at the way you decorate your home. There’ll be nothing ordinary about it, that’s for sure.

Your far-reaching attitudes overwhelm your friends sometimes and they sometimes refer to you as harmlessly “mad”. Salvador Dali the famous painter once remarked about himself - "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad!" Even if he wasn't an Aquarius - this sums you up perfectly.

You embrace anything technological as Aquarius governs modern appliances. You are inventive and research orientated and certainly aren't a technophobe. If you’re an Aquarian male, some may even call you the “gadget man”. You like to be up to date with the latest and greatest handheld devices, computers and other audio or visual entertainment equipment.

You find it difficult to uphold relationships with those who aren’t prepared to evolve in the same way as yourself. Due to this you’ll be continually re-inventing yourself, trying to stimulate your friends to be better. Your rigid opinions bring you into disagreement with others. One of the laws of power suggests that you must act like others, but don’t always openly air your thoughts. It’s a good idea for you to keep some of their sweeping ideals tucked away until you test the water first.

There’s a universal quality about you. Although you appear aloof and detached you're inwardly sensitive and caring. You prefer to associate with people who share the same diverse views on life. Your life will almost certainly never be drab. You are able to embrace anything new including music and fashion. This is why you’ll always be young at heart.

quickygirl:

  For marriage?! just like that??    what ever happens to getting to know each other, DATING AND COURTSHIP.  

she said ''accessment'' i guess that's another word for getting to know. lol.

googles:



[size=13pt]oya quiz me na i dey kampe
no shaking for saggitarians we too sure
btw am a perfect 10   [/size]

i have no doubt u a perfect 10, i have seen something my client likes.
okay the quiz, here
1. are you a good xtian
2. are u a good cook
3. are you a good kisser ( this dude loves to kiss )
4. are you homely
5. are you faithful, loyal and good in bed

okay answer this ones first, cos this guy is all dat too

@lola, i am not saying dat one shld base his/her relationships on zodiac signs, or i'm saying is dat astrology is almost correct dat pipu of same star share/have similar personalities. and i'm not an astrologier, i just like to keep an open mind to things. and i wasnt asking for ur pics, but tee jays. _{well d dude looks crious, why not give him a try, but confirm his age o. love 101 . lol.}

9ja women love 9ja guyz irrespective of what they say. you shld know 9ja women never mean what they say. so when next you hear a 9ja woman say ''they suck'' she actually means ''they rock''.

googles:



[size=13pt]smooooth wetin be ya job na astrologer ??
abi this your astrology analysis ise dey impress me o
i need to see a picture jor i need to see if he is fine[/size]

googles the guy fine nah, i dnt deal with wogly clients o.  
and the astrology na part-time job, my main job na hooking peeps up.lol
pishurs cant be displayed on a PF, na confidential business nah, give me email
got to quiz u for a while, make sure u the right girl for our client.  

lolarde:

@googles. abi o i go partner with u now. he is just giving me some kind funny theory. am sure he is just cutting and pasting.

lola, why bother my head when i can copy and paste nah. lol. i never said i originated the theories, i only carried out my observations and blive it or not astrology is 99% correct, or wld u say u dnt have the qualities of what what said bout gemini? and av u ever dated a libran, ow was it?

Tee_Jay:

lolarde, im available ooooo

, dnt u know all hookees are suppose to follow due process and send their applications with full lenght pishur to the hooker.

and i op you fine o. u can hear the ladies demand. and btw lolade is already hooked.  

googles:



[size=13pt]are you for real ?? hmm your wife bad o few weeks to her wedding !!!  
if you can get past the picture you saw last night then go ahead with the wedding
but i doubt anybody can get over that kinda thing. . . . maybe you should cancel the wedding for now
sort your emotions out and be sure of wat you want


@ smoooooooth na u sabi jor   [/size]

my dear, no be my fault, the story get as e be.

Ujujoan:

You don dey find trouble abi  

sorry madam, my brain dey take time to absorb this kind tory.

Tarmpa:

If you were in my shoes, maybe you would have been crying up & down the streets by now,  But for me,i'm so weak that,naira land is my source of consolation right now.It's not just a write up but what happend to me arround 8:11pm last night. If you know her house,you'll really belive that the switch is just at the side of the window,and any one trying to touch it can easily be held by some one outside without stress. But it can never be possible to open the door from outside because of the nature of the key & the bold down,  But please! Dont ever pray to be in my shoe, oh! U think i'm having fun?when i'm only trying to get consolation from friends.

ok bros no vex, no need to sob up and down the street, some women are like dat, they are terrible, u just have to get used to it. wat u need to do now is stretch your long hands and pick anoda fish from the river and shine your eyes well well this time

googles:

[size=13pt]lmao. . . . am not gay o am just on my own o
is your guy fine if he is not then no show
me i want a drop dead gorgeous bobo [/size]

ok, the dude is gorgeaous but he's not dead yet.
i'm gonna shoot him and bring him to you. lol

lolarde:

@smooooth,abi ow many o dey your name. mr hook up, you can hook me up but i be gemini sha. am serious o! correct person o!

hmmm GEMINI , i'm libra. now i'm finking of keep u to my self, check this out


Libra + Gemini

Air + Air = Wind



What a marvellous combination of star signs! This blend of air signs is an inspiring one and likely to be a terrific match, both at the outset and for the long term.

The planets Venus and Mercury rule Libra and Gemini respectively and are planetary buddies. The astrological dictum says ‘as above, so below’ — this means that you and Gemini will easily turn a friendship into something that is quite special.

The air signs are naturally intellectual, so Gemini will fulfil your need for knowledge and communication. You can learn a lot from them; you may even see them as a teacher on your life path. There could be an intellectual or educational aspect to the way you meet each other.

You’ll have a great social life together, and will spend many happy hours in the company of friends and in artistic surroundings. You’ll probably both enjoy theatre; you may even actively dabble in the arts. Even though you like being busy, Gemini could sometimes be too restless and hard to tie down for you. They seem to be doing a million and one things at once.

Neither of you enjoys doing nothing, but that’s not to say you won’t love lounging on the couch together, in front of a fire, reading a book and sipping on a glass of wine.

All in all, you are well suited, not just mentally, but also sexually. Both of you find comfort, warmth and a reciprocal love in this relationship. It’s a fortunate match. You’ll sense a touch of magic between you, even on your first meeting.

Geminis born between 22 May and 1 June are highly compatible with you. You will love being with them, but don’t get carried away too soon. Think carefully about a long-term future with them; try to tie down specific aspects of their goals first.

You’ll have an excellent love combination with those born between 2 June and 12 June. The planet Venus brings out their affection and love — and their interest in marriage. They are happy to show their affection. You’ll also be taken by their clever sense of humour.

Geminis born between 13 June and 21 June will give you loads of excitement and social surprises. They are on the same wavelength as you and you’ll feel this is a match made in heaven.

@OP, ow many NLer's pics av u seen to open a thread like this, i fink the whole hottest guys and girls thread is stupid as no one has seen every NLer. i just wonder why you all are even burning energy arguing over a faceless contest.

fat is fat, thin is lekpa and hot is hot.

sorry for ur loss, take heart and bear in mind that death is a sure end, we all gonna die someday. cheer up. it is well with your soul.

every fulani/hausa/muslim shld rot in hell, good this things are happening, now peeps will start seeing my arguement why nigeria will never move forward as long as xtians and muslims continue to share one country. xtian shld wake up and declare war on this assholes, they shld all be hacked down and burned alive, when they have all been wasted them we can go back to church and ask for forgiveness and start living our xtian peaceful lives again.

fucking muslims!!!!!!!!

googles, this is no longer a joke o. are u rily gay? i op this is not the effect from what ur ex did. i got this great guy to mend dat broken heart, i suggest u give him a try b4 u totally swing the other way.

mr long hands, i wonder ow u were able to grab her hand tru the window, stare at her boobs for a few minutes, push her down and walk away. and what was the uglu monster doing all the time. and btw if the window was dat open and she was righ there, how come u cldnt see her in the dark, i mean one can make out figures in the dark. or better still since u have long hands, u wld have just put it tru the window, find the bolt, opend the door, or u know wat, u shld have stretched ur hand tru the window down to the bed to feel if there was anyone there.

so this is the remix ehn? okay. i'll soon do the collabo.

in 4 years u've had 3 kids, welldone, so if your wife wasnt slowing things down u wld prolly have 10 by now, abeg mister man put ur dick in check and put the effort of having regular sex in working hard to provide food for the kids. and pray those ladies out there dnt add to the count already on ground. nonsense!!!!!!

tribe really doesnt matter, once the combination works,. so check here for your combo.

1. ibo man + yoruba woman = good

2. ibo man + ibo woman = excellent

3. ibo man + hausa woman= very good

4. yoruba man + yoruba woman = disaster

5. yoruba man + ibo woman = error

6. yoruba man + hausa man = never happens

7. hausa man + hausa woman = very comfortable

8. hausa man + ibo woman = nice combo

9. hausa man + yoruba woman = cheaters.

@OP, _{here comes smoooooth the psychic}. i see, i see you marrying her, i see, i see you guys having four kids, i see three of those kids from three different men, and you the father of one. hmmm.

it happens all the time, just yesterday at 7up bus-stop ikeja, one old man in his camry 2009 caused some traffic cos he wanted to pick a girl from a crowd standing at the bus-stop. and the girl didnt even care about the stares she just walked up and entered. ladies who take lifts for whatever reason are seen as cheap and ready to play, once u jump in dat ride, the guy moves straight to the nearest hotel without question, ''guyz call ladies like that stray animals'' truth is if u not game, then u shldnt take a lift.

@mama gee, looks are deceptive, the ones who look calm, and nice are 99% of times the ones that harm u.

googles:

[size=13pt]Move on
the lurv of my life is actually with some lousy girl but wat can i do but to move on  [/size]

are u sure u moved on? hmmmmm

sista-jay:

My man finally left me for the younger woman. . . . . . . . . . not even good food,  good $ex,  good conversation,  sweet love could hold him within. Right now im throwin darts at his foto and im pretty damn good with my shots. 

i can just imagine places your hitting him with those darts.  . well he aint worth it, i wont leave good food, good intimacy, and a good conversation for a younger woman.

@op, get another love of ur life, and if dat one goes too, u get yet another, life is all bout moving, cos time never stops, no matter what.

freecocoa:

i never knew b'days can be a criteria for marriage,or poster u sure say no be something else u wan do with he woman?

study has shown dat peeps born within a certain time of the year show similar traits in terms of xter, and personality, i have been observing the trend for a while and it seems true. so prolly the poster is looking for certain qualities that saggy's possess. saggy's are known to be enthusiatic, very ambitious, you hardly see a lazy one, they have the strenght of a man, good timers, outspoken neat and they possess the element of luck. dats why most saggy's are successful, and one more thing they have the ''in your face'' attitude to intimacy, if you ever want a woman who aint shy bout intimacy and takes control 99% of time in bed, check out a saggy. lol. maybe dats what the dude wants. infact saggitarious is one of the most positive zodiac signs.

sagluva:

i dont blame u for wanting a sagitarian woman for marraige. We are wonderful and captivating LOL ask tom cruise who was sprung over katie holmes or justin over britney,  chai or even my bf lol i wish u the best in your search,  sagitarians are hard to find oh,  we are a hot commodity.

for your mind o. 

skfa1:

Hooker 

and do u want to be the hookee, send your application, got alot of saggy love to give out.

googles:

[size=13pt]k make sure she is a fine mamacita that i can take home to mama o 

aii. . . . . takia o' you and be good  [/size]

sure he she's gonna be a cute papacita that momma gonna love 

goodmorning dear!