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PoliticsRe: Amaechi Is ‘clean And Spotless’, APC Tells Buhari by smuth(m): 10:23pm On Sep 14, 2015
Demdem:

Fool, face topic. I Av little time to attend to ediocy. U fools abound and I need to attend to as much as I can.
You don't have time to reply me yet you just did...everybody know say u no well, Infact I don declare fasting until you finally have an appreciable amount of sense.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Is ‘clean And Spotless’, APC Tells Buhari by smuth(m): 9:22pm On Sep 14, 2015
Demdem:

What wrong are u talking about? Can u swear with ur seeds that whatever Amaechi is being accused of (though without any basis) ur hero akpabio is not far worse or guilty about it? If u can't, Av u called for his investigation? If u haven't, don't u think it's being hypocritical for u to nail a man simply because he chose to lead in the booting out of the fool back to Otuoke?
You attract negativity like a magnet...you don't have to force it, it is natural...may God help you.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Is ‘clean And Spotless’, APC Tells Buhari by smuth(m): 9:19pm On Sep 14, 2015
I did not bother reading this post because the title of the post alone suggest this people are heavily drunk.

Abeg na how much Ameachi pay this people.
PoliticsRe: Understanding The Treasury Single Account (TSA) System – Things You Should Know by smuth(m): 9:14pm On Sep 14, 2015
Rockstar07:
Earlier in February, the Central Bank of Nigeria issued a circular directing all deposit money banks to implement the Remita e-Collection Platform. The Remita e-Collection is a technology platform deployed by the Federal Government to support the collection and remittance of all government revenue to a Consolidated Account domiciled with the CBN. This marked the beginning of the full implementation of Treasury Single Account (TSA) system in Nigeria.

Though Section 80 (1) of the 1999 Constitution as amended states “All revenues, or other moneys raised or received by the Federation (not being revenues or other moneys payable under this Constitution or any Act of the National Assembly into any other public fund of the Federation established for a specific purpose) shall be paid into and form one Consolidated Revenue Fund of the Federation”; successive governments have continued to operate multiple accounts for the collection and spending of government revenue in flagrant disregard to the provision of the constitution which requires that all government revenues be remitted into a single account.

It was not until 2012 that government ran a pilot scheme for a single account using 217 ministries, department and agencies as a test case. The pilot scheme saved the country about N500 billion in frivolous spending. The success of the pilot scheme motivated the government to fully implement TSA, leading to the directives to banks to implement the technology platform that will help accommodate all MDA’s in the TSA scheme. The recent directives by President Mohammed Buhari that all government revenues should be remitted to a Treasury Single Account is in consonance with this programme and in compliance with the provisions of the 1999 constitution.

But what is a Treasury Single Account?
In a nutshell, a Treasury Single Account is a public accounting system under which all government revenue, receipts and income and collected into one single account, usually maintained by the country’s Central Bank and all payments done through this account as well. The purpose is primarily to ensure accountability of government revenue, enhance transparency and avoid misapplication of public funds. The maintenance of a Treasury Single Account will help to ensure proper cash management by eliminating idle funds usually left with different commercial banks and in a way enhance reconciliation of revenue collection and payment.

How Is TSA Run?
With particular reference to Nigeria, the Central Bank has opened a Consolidated Revenue Account to receive all government revenue and effect payments through this account. This is the Treasury Single Account. All Ministries, Departments and Agencies are expected to remit their revenue collections to this account through the individual commercial banks who act as collection agents. This means that the money deposit banks will continue to maintain revenue collection accounts for MDA’s but all monies collected by these banks will have to be remitted to the Consolidated Revenue Accounts with the CBN at the end of each banking day. In other words, MDA’s accounts with money deposit banks must be zerorized at the end every banking day by a complete remittance to the TSA of all revenues collected. The implication is that banks will no longer have access to the float provided by the accounts they maintained for the MDA’s. Difference types of account could be maintained under a TSA arrangement and these may include the TSA main account, subsidiary or sub-accounts, transaction accounts and zero balance account. Other types of accounts that could [be] operated include imprest accounts, transit accounts and correspondence accounts. These accounts are maintained for transaction purposes for funds flowing in and out of the TSA.

Benefits of TSA
From the foregoing, it is obvious that the primary benefit of a TSA is the mechanism it provides for proper monitoring of government receipts and expenditure. In the Nigerian case, it will help to block most if not all the leakages that have been the bane of the growth of the economy. We have a situation where some MDA’s manage their finances like independent empire and remit limited revenue to government treasuries. Under a properly run TSA, this is not possible as agencies of government are meant to spend in line with duly approved budget provisions. The maintenance of a single account for government will enable the Ministry of Finance monitor fund flow as no agency of government is allowed to maintain any operational bank account outside the oversight of the ministry of finance.

How will this affect the banking system?
As a matter of fact, deposit money banks stand to lose immensely from the implementation of TSA. This is because of the fact that public sector funds constitute a large chunk of commercial banks deposit. Indeed, it is estimated that commercial banks hold about N2.2 trillion public sector funds at the beginning of sector quarter of 2015. The impact of this amount of money leaving the system can be imagined when one considers the fact that each time the monthly federal allocation is released by FAAC, the banking system is usually awashed with liquidity and as soon as this public sector funds dries up through withdrawal by the states, liquidity tightens again with interbank rates going up. Of major impact will be the movement of funds of revenue generating parastatals such as the NNPC, out of commercial banks.
In the coming months, we see a return of deposit ‘wars’ amongst banks as each DMB devices means of mobilizing funds from the private sector. We see a return of the era when women are employed by banks specifically for deposit mobilization and tacitly encouraged to use any means necessary to get funds. We see increase in deposit interest rates as a major means of inducing customers and most importantly we see a drop in lending and in the profitability of banks, at least, in the short to medium term until they fully come to terms with the impact of the policy and begin to properly position themselves for true banking business. Ultimately, we see the share price of these banks falling as investors attempt to price in the policy impact.

Improved Public Finance Management[b][/b]
Finally, the implementation of this programme is a critical step towards curbing corruption in public finance. This is in line with the commitment of the current administration to combat corrupt practices, eliminate indiscipline in public finance and ensure adequate fund flow that will be channeled to critical sectors of the economy to catalyze development. Nigerians are excited at the directive by President Buhari as this will mean that some government agencies that have been known to be withholding funds from the Federal Government are now under compulsion to remit monies to federal treasuries. These agencies include: Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA), Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), Nigeria Immigration Service (NIMS), Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA), Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) amongst others.


http://thestalwartreport.com/understanding-the-treasury-single-account-tsa-system-things-you-should-know/
Oga give credit to whome credit is due...I did not hear you mention Jonathan as the initiator of the scheme in this your long post, why are all Buhari's supporters like this for Christ sake? ingrates i must say, Buhari only pick up from were Jonathan left off yet you people act as if it was Buhari that started the program, mind you history CANNOT be errased, we all now who started implementing the scheme even Buhari confirmed it was Jonathan. case closed.
CareerRe: Nigeria Police Salary Structure? by smuth(m): 11:05am On Sep 14, 2015
gentleman100:
At least you guys can read, this is not a tribal group. If you have nothing reasonable to share, just view and leave. Thanks in advance to all who will give reasonable opinions.
omo see as this people wan hijack your post turn am to tribal group...anyways, I think you should not join the force because of what they earn as salaries, do you have passion for law enforcement? or you are just looking for a job to stay relevant and make some more money? my brother if the second option is your reason for joining the police then you will end up a corrupt and greedy officer, you will be tempted with bribe and if you have a potential for long throat then it will be easy for you to get your hand soiled (I think you already have a tendacy to be desperate). Meanwhile, why not look for another job since it is not news policemen are not well paid? abi you get another mission?
FamilyRe: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by smuth(m): 10:10am On Sep 14, 2015
Mariecakes:
Little doubts days, weeks or a month b4 wedding is quite normal... but big doubts, disconnection and less communication is not normal..you might have all these because of the new guy you just met...talk to your Old guy, try figure where things went wrong, he just might feel the same way as you do n it will be easier to end it now....or you can Find out what happened n fix it
Did you not read the part where she admitted she is the reason behind the disconnection? As long as her husband to be has not shown any sign of disconnection she should not even bring the matter up with him cuz the outcome could be more diverstating, she is the problem here not the husband to be or the new guy, her head is so messed up she needs to visit a carpenter so that several planks can be administered to her head.
FamilyRe: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by smuth(m): 9:20am On Sep 14, 2015
Squig:
Did you have doubts about your spouse before your wedding?

Did you meet someone amazing and you wanted him but decided to go ahead and marry your spouse?

How do you feel about the marriage now? Do you feel you did the right thing?

I'm in my mid 20s and I'm getting married next month, we've been together for almost 5years. He is the love of my life and I've never doubted my love for him or the fact that I wanted a family with him. He's got everything I want in a man.

The problem is we started having issues about 6 months ago, we stopped talking like before and we are completely disconnected now especially on my end but we're still going ahead with the marriage plan and I still want to marry him.

I met another guy I am really attracted to and we've been talking about a lot. He knows I am having issues with my man and I can't tell him we are planning to get married.

I'm having doubts about my man now, I'm confused, I feel I'll be happier with this new guy, I'm thinking it's lust but it's getting more complicated. Should I go on with the wedding?

Feel free to talk sense into my head, I need to hear hard truths.
[b]ok my dear, open your ear and head and shut your senses completely from this guy you just met...ask yourself this question what if this temporary feeling you have for this new guy begin to deteriorat just as the one you had with your man you spent 5 years with? That means you are gonna be wasting 10 years and possible more unless you stick with your man and keep the fire burning just as when you guys started dating. The good thing is that you are admitting its your fault for not given your man the necessary attention. Firstly, If na jazz the new guy dey use for you you better go to the Lord in prayer before enemy of progress get hold of your life. Secondly, if na spiritual problem dey disturb you you better go for deliverance. On a final note, lust is temporal and leads to distruction while love is everlasting and leads to happiness. So
use your brain and choose which you will prefer.

If you truly love the man you are about to wed next month NO DEMON can make you shift your attention unless if the new man himself is a devils advocate, so my sister pack your slippers and tear race commot from the new guy and delete his number from your phone, you can politely tell him not to call your number again that your wedding is next month.

I don talk my own...you suppose pay me for this advice self.[/b]
Car TalkRe: Lagos Exempts Petrol Tankers, Trucks From Daytime Restriction by smuth(m): 7:33am On Sep 14, 2015
“These exemptions are tour bus/passenger buses, fire service trucks, rescue and recovery trucks, petrol trucks, perishable farm products trucks, refuse collection trucks, cement mixer trucks, tractors and refrigerated trucks,”

Abeg with this list of exemptions na which type of truck them wan come ban? Are these listed exemptions not the ones currently cursing problems for motorist? This is just so daft, we are running out of sense in this country...thanks to dullard.dinho.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Administration Is Not Responsible For JP Morgan's Removal. by smuth(m): 3:14pm On Sep 13, 2015
Obiagelli:
I have read countless comments from the pdp and it's supporters about the decision by JP Morgan to remove Nigeria from it's bond index, the truth of the matter is that they had warned to remove is as far back as January 2015 for currency restrictions.

Was Buhari president in January?



www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-05/nigeria-woes-deepen-as-jpmorgan-hits-emefiele-with-debt-warning


NB. I am totally indifferent about currency restrictions or JP Morgan itself.

I heard tonyebarcanista or Barcanista mentioned this as Buhari's failure in his thread.
Are you admitting that even Buhari's body language cannot make JP Morgan change their mind? The bottom line is they don't trust Buhari's administration. It doesn't matter who was president in January, the decision was carried out during Buhari's tenure so please don't defend Buhari and his daft policies.
CareerRe: Treasury Single Account: Banks To Sack Thousands Of Staff by smuth(m): 11:27am On Sep 12, 2015
INTROVERT:
Winter is coming
We are already in winter grin
PoliticsRe: 3 Basic Things Buhari Asked Me To Do At Customs – Hameed Ali by smuth(m): 4:49am On Sep 12, 2015
This guy is saying the same thing na, Ok let me explain what Buhari ask him to do since he doesn't seem to understand his assignment, abi na Buhari no know how to put am.

- To reform is to restructure so as to increase revenue.

- To restructure is to reform to as to increase revenue.

- To increase revenue you need to reform by restructuring.

Abeg my people have I not repeated the same thing over and over again? This is how politicians fool us. It is called repeatative politricks.
Car TalkRe: Guy In Lekki Lagos Designed This Car... (pictures) by smuth(m): 4:27am On Sep 12, 2015
Chuks84:
It's amazing how we encourage mediocrity in this country. This contraption belongs in a primary school science exhibition.
Since you are not an engineer you should not be making such comments. Meanwhile, let me school you a little about common sense that you obviously dont have. ask yourself this question, if that guy can build something like that from a rusty and dirty material using the engine of a tricycle don't you think if given a high quality material he will build something more fascinating? Now manage this knock on your head huh Receive sense in Jesus name.
Car TalkRe: Guy In Lekki Lagos Designed This Car... (pictures) by smuth(m): 4:24am On Sep 12, 2015
DAVE5:
I am not an engineer or anything close to that but if I was going to build a car, i won't consider this trash as an option


ingenuity is not by force, if u r not a genius u can't jump and become one


even in 1600s America dint consider this an option
Since you are not an engineer you should not be making such comments. Meanwhile, let me school you a little about common sense that you obviously dont have. ask yourself this question, if that guy can build something like that from a rusty and dirty material using the engine of a tricycle don't you think if given a high quality material he will build something more fascinating? Now manage this knock on your head huh Receive sense in Jesus name.
CrimeRe: Quest For Movie Stardom: Woman Loses N2.1m To Fake Spiritualist by smuth(m): 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
this is not good
HealthRe: Why Are More Married Women In Nigeria Becoming Addicted To The Drug Codeine by smuth(m):
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HealthRe: NAFDAC Confiscates Fake Drugs Worth N25million In Warri, Seal Shops by smuth(m): 1:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
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HealthRe: NAFDAC Confiscates Fake Drugs Worth N25million In Warri, Seal Shops by smuth(m):
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CelebritiesRe: Meet The First Nigerian Musician To Release An Album (photo) by smuth(m): 1:21am On Sep 11, 2015
dirtymoney:
i keep disrespecting my father online.
You miss road?
CelebritiesRe: Meet The First Nigerian Musician To Release An Album (photo) by smuth(m): 8:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
dirtymoney:
1879..... And you call him a Nigerian?
That was long before this zoo came into existence...
He prolly would have made history as the first drug baron if he were born in the zoo era.

Sorry I am just stupid
CareerRe: 60,000 Construction Workers Lose Jobs In 4 Months - Vanguard News by smuth(m): 9:26am On Sep 10, 2015
obailala:
Hehehe... food for the every hungry wailers... Okay, ministers would be sworn in this month and all this will come to an end. The honeymoon period ends this month.
You no get shame
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 9:02am On Sep 10, 2015
anigold:
bros its a pity that 65% of humans are either stupid,crazy,mad,irrational or unreasonable in their day to day actions...

Lets hope for a better tomorrow..

Am sure buhari's gullible supporters will start another senseless rants... I called it BOO-WAILING....
It seems to be 85%...sadly a great number of them claim to be educated. Abi na night school dem go?
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:56am On Sep 10, 2015
Owliver:
was Jonathan the president when boko haram started?
my guy abeg chop nockle for that classic reply, finally people a waking up...I know the spell wey APC cast on some people no go last long, but some still need brain surgery.
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:53am On Sep 10, 2015
Kx:
So much for reading skills.


We are a bit too quick to trade blames.
Was Buhari the president in January 2015 when this whole JP M stuff startedhuh?
Always looking for excuses not to blame Buhari but will gladly blame GEJ, don't worry 2 years is just around the corner, by that time just as e dey sweet APC for body to tackle GEJ before the election dem too go feel the heat...na opposition dey sweet pass. Pekin wey no let him mama sleep him self no go fit close eye.
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:35am On Sep 10, 2015
davidzfarm18:
JP Morgan, however, placed Nigeria on what it called ‘Negative Index Watch’ in January this year and warned that currency controls introduced by the CBN were making bond market transactions too complex to meet its rules.

Sorry, did any of the haters above read the above part of the message.
Who was our President in January 2015?

Nothing wrong in criticising the president but we shd do that validly.
After all, the same haters will want appointment from the one they never wish well.
Mr President you are on course
Are you so dumb? is Jonathan your president when investors lost over a trillion naira in three months after Buhari became president? or when investors lost 311 billion naira in 24 hours? Did Jonathan tell your idol dullard.dinho not to have a cabinet in place to take care of the economy instead of running it on auto-pilot? God gave us sense as a free gift were is your own? abi you don lost am? The spell wey APC cast on people like you strong no be small, even bar beach water no go fit wash am finish comot for una head.
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:21am On Sep 10, 2015
Kx:
If an assemblage of World Bank Ngozi, Goldman Sachs Olusegun Aganga and world renowed Adesina in Ph.d GEJ team could attract such warning from JP Morgan in January after 6 solid years of magic NOI economic wizardry, how come u expect PMB to clear the mess and avert this just within 5 months of calling the shorts?
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Forget every nonesense I am telling you I am senseless and under Buhari's spell.

Lets open our eyes, read the full details of the article and see for ourselves that the warning was set in motion since January when your dearly beloved "hero" of democracy in some peoples mind-GEJ- left us this poo.

I think I am not making any sense at all, foolish me[/size]
Like seriously, this guy no well
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:17am On Sep 10, 2015
christinie:
Is this the change they promised?

Where is the change they were chanting about?


The economy of our great country is sliding down south and these hypnotised e-rats are here defending Mr. Illiterate President aka dullardiho.



Are these e-rats for real or they are heavily bribed to fight these senseless fights?




NB: I don't care if e-rats come here to call me a hoe/bitch like they have been doing. They got no lines, all they do is to call you names they hear people call the females around them.

Idiatss!
I am proud of you babe, don't mind those brainwashed APC supporters, even if the economy crash and garri is sold for 5,000 per cup this zombie robots will still be shouting 'sai buhari' like people wey dey under spell.
InvestmentRe: Jpmorgan: Investors Lose N311bn In 24 Hours by smuth(m): 8:11am On Sep 10, 2015
simongonner:
we don hear parrot....
Person tell you wetin dey happen about our economy you call am parrot...you get sense at all?
PoliticsRe: “I Know Where Buhari’s Wealth Is Hidden” – Fayose by smuth(m): 6:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
Beremx:
Fayose don kolo finish!

Unfortunately, PMB has never responded to all your rants against him. Isn't it obvious Fayose is just a noisemaker who is desperately seeking for Buhari's attention?

Let me know when Fayose hits the market to buy ponmo and vegetables again or stands on the road to check licenses of drivers. That's all he's good at.

grin grin
Miss I know everything, can you tell Nigerians the difference between what Buhari told us he has and what he declared as asset now, abi the spell done dey work wonders for your life sef?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Built On A Satanic Foundation- Femi Fani Kayode by smuth(m): 2:43pm On Sep 09, 2015
Goke7:
before it was islamic agenda, then later someone said apc is using witchcraft, since all those strategy is not working, now we are being reminded that Nigeria is on satanic foundation all because some people lost at the polls.

When they were enjoying Nigeria's money, they never told us that we were on a satanic foundation, in fact they reminded us that God is a Nigerian but since they are no longer in power Nigeria is now satanic.

God will punish them and their future generations with thunder, fire and they will all die miserably in Jesus name and I SAY A VERY BIG AMEN.

The same prayer I pray for anyone who will quote and bash me or support the satan himself FFK.
For those of you that have the capacity to think with your feet instead of using your head, here's a link:

http://www.newsline.ng/2015/08/10/prophet-ndakitsa/

http://www.punchng.com/opinion/nigerians-who-may-thank-lord-lugard/

Abi na FFK write am? Unrepentant dullards everywere. May God deliver us from senseless people like you.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Built On A Satanic Foundation- Femi Fani Kayode by smuth(m): 2:41pm On Sep 09, 2015
sukkot:
there was nothing deep in what he said. i am a deep thinker and i want you to engage me. what was deep in what he said ? lets break bread. i shall await your response
For those of you that have the capacity to think with your feet instead of using your head, here's a link:

http://www.newsline.ng/2015/08/10/prophet-ndakitsa/

http://www.punchng.com/opinion/nigerians-who-may-thank-lord-lugard/

Abi na FFK write am? Unrepentant dullards everywere. May God deliver us from senseless people like you.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Built On A Satanic Foundation- Femi Fani Kayode by smuth(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2015
olu1759:
you no tell us say na ur relative,as we don know now,we no go insult am again...ODE
For those of you that have the capacity to think with your feet instead of using your head, here's a link:

http://www.newsline.ng/2015/08/10/prophet-ndakitsa/

http://www.punchng.com/opinion/nigerians-who-may-thank-lord-lugard/

Abi na FFK write am? Unrepentant dullards everywere. May God deliver us from senseless people like you.

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