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PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: I Am Disappointed, Says Balarabe Musa by smuth(m): 11:20pm On Oct 06, 2015
samscholes:
av u guys started using thunder i thought it was only bombs,terrorists tribe.
[size=20pt]E be like sey you wan receive alert from curse bank.[/size]

Cc Aminat508
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: I Am Disappointed, Says Balarabe Musa by smuth(m): 10:14pm On Oct 06, 2015
samscholes:
at least he is not boko haram like u,go and put on ur hijab and kill urself,muderers
[size=20pt]Abeg na who be this fool...thunder wey go fire you no dey miss target.[/size]

Cc Aminat508
PoliticsRe: Suggest A Portfolio For Babatunde Fashola As A Minister... by smuth(m): 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2015
tobimillar:
He is a qualified lawyer and SAN, so I won't be suprised if he becomes the attorney general and minister of Justice of the federation.
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Meet The 3 Women Who Made It Into President Buhari's Ministerial List [photos] by smuth(m): 7:14pm On Oct 06, 2015
Mynd44:
What's funny is when people dont want to accept that things can be better because they support the person at the top.

Asking for more should be something everyone does
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: We Thought Buhari Would Pick Saints, Says Delta PDP Senator by smuth(m): 7:11pm On Oct 06, 2015
Dannyset:
Nonsense!
If there is anything I have say to over and over again, I will still say am ashamed of PDP. This same set of corrupt party cleared Koro with is EkitiGate Saga when Senators from his State disagreed with his nomination. For someone with that kind of atrocity to even be nominated should even bring shame to who nominated him. But na lie, everything goes in Nigeria.
Now, looking for saint. Is this Senator referring to the likes of Deziani, Orubebe, Koro etc as saints? He should leave the saint issue for Nigerians to discuss that. PDP is not worthy to contest that. They brought us into the mess we are currently in.
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Suggest A Portfolio For Lai Mohammed And Amaechi As A Minister by smuth(m): 7:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
Burger01:
Wailers will have a field day today. Useless wailerssmiley
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Screening Of Ministerial Nominees Begins On Oct 13 by smuth(m): 7:07pm On Oct 06, 2015
mars123:
im happy Amaechi, Fashola,fayemi are in there. They have a lot to prove
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: I Am Disappointed, Says Balarabe Musa by smuth(m): 7:05pm On Oct 06, 2015
modath:
Wailers, there is no story here, he has no complaint, just rehashing the usual personal beef he has with PMB..

He even commended Audu Ogbeh... smiley


Make una resume una cry back....will send a bucket.. smiley
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Senate May Involve EFCC, ICPC In Ministerial Screening by smuth(m): 1:52pm On Oct 06, 2015
Burger01:
Nonsense! Did we involve EFCC and ICPC when we voted the senatorshuh When you say witch-hunting, the senators are the ones doing the witch-hunting. All I see here is just some senators trying to spite Buhari and some of his diehards. Left to me, involving EFCC and ICPC at this stage is not only baseless and waste of resources but anti political and misplaced priorities.undecided
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Senate President, Saraki, Reads Ministerial List: LIVE ON TVC by smuth(m): 1:37pm On Oct 06, 2015
[b][size=20pt] I am sorry for your future and that of your children...So you mean a man that openly claim that they steal because the public dont stone them (Ameachi) and a man that built a blog site for 78 million naira (fashola) plus a man that deliver lie after lie as if that is what he was born to do (lai muhammed) is now your hero and you see nothing wrong with their inclusion in the ministerial list. It is now I believe all APC supporters are under a very strong spell that is contiegeous and can be transferred to their children if not delivered.

Birds of the same feathers flock together...Buhari should shut up and stop deceiving himself and his dumb APC supporters that he is fighting corruption...he is just as Corrupt as the rest of them. Show me your friend and I will tell who you are. Idiots.

Mark my word on this day 6th Oct, 2015. It's either Buhari is impeached before the end of his tenure or the public will stone him. One thing I know for sure is that that old man called Buhari will be disgraced out of office.[/b][/size]
CareerRe: 10 Professions In Nigeria You Can Still Practice Without Studying them by smuth(m): 9:07am On Oct 06, 2015
[size=20pt]Op, your post is misleading, studying and going to school can mean different things. You may not go to school to study few of the listed professions but to be successful and be a professional in those fields you need to study them...this can be either self study by reading books online or offline or by doing a course in a traditional school setting. I hope I have ministered some sense to you.[/size]
PhonesRe: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by smuth(m): 8:43am On Oct 06, 2015
chocolateme:
My friend came into Lagos to buy goods and decided to buy phone here before traveling back. Day before yesterday, she proceeded to the computer village Ikeja to get the phone, I should have escorted her.
On getting there as usual, dem boys crowded her urging that she should come buy from them (you know the drill) she eventually followed the one that helped her carry her hand load to his shop.
According to her, he showed her the iPhone 6 (gold) she checked it out and it was cool. They finally reached a price (145k) and she gave him 70k from her handbag and took him with her to around the under bridge area for ATM withdrawal, on getting there she started the withdrawal and suddenly the guy answered a call and told her that he wanna talk with a guy he pointed to across the road in a minute that he is coming.
He gave her the bag containing her phone and went off asking her to be fast as no one was in his shop. She finished the withdrawal and started waiting for the son of a python but he never showed up till today, she decide to go back to his shop to balance him and was wondering why he left the phone with her but on getting there, she met no one and that was when it occurred to her to check the phone.
My brothers and sisters, lo and behold! It was an over fake iPhone 6 but looks exactly like the original. But truly it was the original she first checked out. This one is sooo light.
Since yesterday the riff raff has been asking her to go down with him if she wanna get her money back giving different locations and venues to meet him. I told her its useless trying to catch him for now.
[size=20pt] Report the case to the police or any relative or friend you have in the force and they will track him down and arrest him. A similar case happened to a friend of mine and we played alonge using different tricks but eventually caught him. He is now doing his time in Kirikiri. Don't let go because many will still fall victim while this bastards go flexing with other people's hard earned money.[/size]
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Interacts More With Foreign Media – Presidency by smuth(m):
[size=20pt]If he claims the reason behind humiliating the Nigerian media and masses by revealing key government policies and direction to the foreign media is because the world is a "global village" then he can as well rule Nigeria from that "global village".

Buhari and APC should cover their face in shame, who among the world leaders can give this ridiculous excuse? None except this our mumu President. If all the Nigerian media outlets still worship Buhari and APC after this public insult and humiliation then they are all bastards. Period.

Buhari just lost my respect. A slave in daura is a slave forever. Will a white man come to Nigeria in the name of global village to announce his country's policies? Your guess is as good as mine.

Infact na thunder go fire anybody wey support this fool on this trash.
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PoliticsSecurity Alert: Petroleum Ministry Or Defence Ministry. by smuth(op): 1:46pm On Oct 05, 2015
In a time like this were Boko Haram continue terrorizing Nigeria, my dear President chose to Head the Petroleum Ministry instead of the Ministry of Defence were his experience as an ex-general will be needed. One would only hope that the security of Nigeria is not traded for the juiciest position in the Petroleum Ministry. Nigerians voted Buhari Because we believe he can lead the fight against insurgency and not just lead the fight against oil-urgency. Is this not a typical case of an unapologetic misplaced priority?

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cabinet-i-will-head-petroleum-ministry-buhari/

My dear Nairalanders, which is more important at this present time in Nigeria, Petroleum or Security?

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Breaks Silence - El-Rufai Lied On Independence Expenditure by smuth(m): 9:27pm On Oct 04, 2015
[size=20pt] The next time lie-Rufai greets you good morning please go outside and check if it is really morning. He must have told his children that he owns that swimming pool called bar beach.[/size]
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Breaks Silence - El-Rufai Lied On Independence Expenditure by smuth(m): 9:19pm On Oct 04, 2015
handsomeclouds:
[size=40pt]you no get eyes. There is nothing to believe in this foolish story . 107.6+45+180=332.6 divide the answer by 3 = 110.87. This is another lie from PDP. You guys have totally run out of ideas. The Sule who came up with these useless figures must show us his CERTIFICATE[/size]
[size=20pt] Abeg na wetin dis mumu dey yarn? we need to hire a carpenter to administer some planks on your head for defending a confirmed lying machine called APC. A government that lies too much cannot be trusted. Period.[/size]
Christianity EtcRe: Photo: Stoning the Devil?...monkeys laugh at our folly. by smuth(op): 3:41pm On Oct 04, 2015
Mods should educate people by moving this post to the front page. This is not mockery but a wake up call to all Muslims. God help us.
IslamRe: Hajj: Nigerians Won’t Stone Devil Again – Sanusi. by smuth(m): 2:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
BetaThings:
They can actually see what they are stoning - there are three pillars
Aqabah
wustah and
Ula

They are physical structures, visible and stonable
Did the devil transform to those pillars?
IslamRe: Hajj: Nigerians Won’t Stone Devil Again – Sanusi. by smuth(m): 5:41am On Oct 04, 2015
gbadexy:
The stoning of the devil is symbolic and not literally.
Abeg explain to us the sense behind stoning what you cannot see.
Christianity EtcPhoto: Stoning the Devil?...monkeys laugh at our folly. by smuth(op):
Common sense is definitely not common and incidents like this just proves it to be true.

IS THE DEVIL A SPIRIT OR HUMAN BEING?

If the devil is human and millions of Muslims travel all the way to mecca every year to stone him am sure the devil would have been dead long ago...and if the devil is too strong to die by stoning then why do millions of people still bother stressing themselves to continue the stoning year in year out. Saudi Arabia makes billions of dollars every year from this continuous stoning, Nice marketing moves by the Saudis.

If the devil is a spirit does it make any sense at all to stone a spirit with a physical stone and expect it to just fall down and die? How did we get to the point where we forget to make a good use of our God given brain?

Anyways, The Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammad Sanusi II may have just realised this scam.

The Emir’s reaction followed the recent stampede in Saudi Arabia.

He said, “During the era of Prophet Muhammad (SAW), he permitted pilgrims who came on camels to stay in Makkah after Arafat, instead of staying in Mina and sleeping at Muzdalifa.

“So, if the Prophet can give such grace to some people, just to protect their animals, why didn’t our scholars educate our people properly to avoid this untoward hardship and death?

“Therefore, it will be part of my recommendation to the Federal Government that, if we cannot get accommodation close to Jamrat where the Arabs reside in Mina, then this year may be the last time we will sleep in Mina and Muzdalifa because we want to stone the devil.

“If one deliberately refuses to perform the stoning of the devil ritual, all he needs to do is just to slaughter a ram. So, if this is the situation, why do we go and suffer and die instead of sacrificing a ram.”


No wonder monkeys laugh at our folly.

http://thenationonlineng.net/hajj-nigerians-wont-stone-devil-again-sanusi/

CelebritiesRe: Shocking! Popular Yoruba Actress Turns Monster After Using Bleaching Cream *pic by smuth(m): 4:25am On Oct 04, 2015
midehi2:
this is common with this particular tribe...
if they don't have this, then they must have potbelly


*modified* everyone that quoted or will quote me again with insult, back to sender, holy ghost fireeeeee. cool cool


check the tribe around, especially most of the hawkers,its all over them, white, black, green veins....check out their fixed eye lashes, choi...village broom

truth is bitter tongue
[size=15pt]mumu, If or when you grow old you will look worst...do you think you will look pretty forever? Stop calling people urgly, We are all God's creatures, you insult and rebel against God when you call one of his creature like you urgly. Stop embracing vanity...nothing last forever ask your grandma, I hope I have ministered some sense into your head.[/size]
FoodRe: My Experience With Eating Tortoise For The First Time by smuth(m): 10:57pm On Oct 02, 2015
ThePeacemaker:
Eatinq tortoise............... You chop the shell join.
Abeg na who give ur sense visa?
PoliticsRe: Independence Day Cutting Of Cake: Jonathan Vs Buhari (photos) by smuth(m): 6:56pm On Oct 02, 2015
[b][size=14pt]Op next time you have something to post on Nairaland please apply small sense and post what will either inform or educate people and not posting this kind of trash...how is this suppose to make any sense to an average Nigerian.

For those fools shouting sai Buhari it is evident you all lack common sense, you are no different from the baby dull my cousins play with...just press a button on it and you will hear it make a funny repeatitive sound.

For those shouting GEJ you have caught the virus from the sai Buhari robotic zombies, I pity your life...you better find something meaningful doing.

When a sane person engage in an argument with an insane person it is difficult to know who is really sane between the two of them. I have spoken.

...And for the mod that moved this post to front page, Seun will hear this...abi you don dey collect bribe? Abeg no spoil nairaland for us ooo you better move informative and educative post to the front page and not posts like this one. Thank you.

Mod remember say I no yarb you ooo, before you begin think of sending me to Nairaland prison for crime wey I no comit. [/b][/size]
Christianity EtcJose Mourinho Visit Synagogue For Deliverance by smuth(op): 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2015
Jose Mourinho was caught on camera during a recent visit to TB. Joshua's Synagogue of All Nations, the reason for his visit could be as the result of a terrible start of the season with his team's disappointing performances. It is not clear if he visited the synagogue alone...some fans are also on the look out for John Obi Mikel (baba ibeji). grin

PoliticsRe: Independence Speech: Why I Sent Ministerial List Late – PMB by smuth(m): 8:43am On Oct 01, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
This man is a clown (no offence). What is it with handover note?
I swear Buhari is a clown and a confused old man. His speech is always incomplete without blaming the previous Government, someone should please tell him that campaign is over he should get to work. Nigerians are tired of excuses.
PoliticsRe: Independence Speech: Why I Sent Ministerial List Late – PMB by smuth(m): 8:34am On Oct 01, 2015
dammytosh:
Deny a speech read on LIVE TV ?

You really deserve a Brain Transplant.
Mumu, the same way he told you on national TV that he has just 1 million naira in his bank account, two houses and had to borrow money from the bank to buy his nomination form before the election. Fools will never learn, gullibility is a choice and you chose it.
PoliticsRe: Independence Speech: Why I Sent Ministerial List Late – PMB by smuth(m): 8:16am On Oct 01, 2015
dammytosh:
So Presidential.


Only God knows who wrote Jonathan's boring speeches for 4 years
grin grin

No quotable quote to hold on to..

See my President
Watch him deny everything he said today tomorrow...see as him speech dey totori gullible people like you.
PoliticsRe: Independence Speech: Why I Sent Ministerial List Late – PMB by smuth(m): 8:13am On Oct 01, 2015
midolian:
You guys should calm down! grin

The speech was made available to media houses before the 7am broadcast to commemorate the country’s 55th Independence anniversary

Modified*

Will you guys now modify your posts? I have been vindicated. I told ya! Will never feed you with lies grin
"Buhari who made this explanation in a nationwide address broadcast live on national television and radio station at 7am this morning"

You post this news by 6am...you sure say no be for dream you get this news. You can't even defend yourself, this doesn't look like it was sent to media houses, you painted a picture of him delivering the speech 'live on national tv' according to your post. Go learn work from lai Mohammed.
EducationTestimony Of The Dreaded Nairaland Ban By A Nairalander by smuth(op): 7:56am On Oct 01, 2015
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, I was once convicted and sent to Nairaland prison, I tried sending a plea to the mods but their face be like raining season, dem no gree, there's nothing as frustrating as when you are on a lengthy ban that is when you have an inspiration to post something, you see some stup.id posts (cough, sorry mods) and you just feel like replying them by speaking some sense to their head but you cant...i swear that thing dey pain die. My time in Nairaland prison help my brain to reboot and now I am a better person, I now choose my words carefully before posting it to avoid another jail term.

Go to Nairaland prison and your life will never remain the same.

This is my experience, please feel free to share yours, the mods are on holiday (if I hear).
PoliticsRe: PDP Senators Kick As Buhari Fails To Submit List Of Ministers - Vanguard by smuth(m): 2:30pm On Sep 30, 2015
[size=15pt]corruption/kəˈrʌpʃ(ə)n/
noun

1. dishonest or fraudulent conduct by those in power, typically involving bribery.
2. the process by which a word or expression is changed from its original state to one regarded as erroneous or debased.
3. The process of decay; putrefaction.

Buhari promised to present the ministerial list before the end of September, if we can't get the list today then...

Buhari is Corrupt. Period.[/size]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Opens Up On Saraki’s Corruption Trial - Video by smuth(m): 2:14pm On Sep 30, 2015
Ioannes:
it's propaganda when it doesn't suit you.

more Nigerians have come to love Sahara reporters. they have shown skill and diligence in their work. No wonder PMB decided to meet with them.
[b][size=15pt]My brother nobody takes anything from Sahara reporters seriously, it appears you work for them, sorry for bursting your bubble but they need to do a serious work on their reporting...their propaganda doenst have to suit anybody. To me and most Nigerians they seem to take sides when reporting, we all know how they worked against the previous government so I am not surprised to see Buhari granting them an interview... Intelligent people see this coming. Buhari indirectly tells them thanks for taking sides with me and please continue. A media outfit should not act as a tool to be used by politicians, there must be balance in their reporting else they are no different from a blog.

Did I just hear Buhari say the previous government destroyed the economy in ten years?

Was the economy better during his first tenure as head of state?

Isnt the economy worst in 3 month under his watch as the newly elected President compared to when GEJ was in government?

Abeg who is advising our President?

Buhari thinks Nigeria was once paradise before 10 years ago.

Buhari is a clown. Period.[/b][/size]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Opens Up On Saraki’s Corruption Trial - Video by smuth(m): 10:29am On Sep 30, 2015
midolian:
Na wa o! Even with a video file attached to it?
[size=18pt] Thats what happens when a media outfit engage in propaganda... Sahara Reporters lost the respect of many Nigerians because they don't do investigative journalism, they have a reputation of tell big lies then small truth and big lies again...most people confuse them to be an ordinary blog...too much embarrassment.[/size]

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