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@mamba-stingy guy!!!

okay.ohhmyyyy!!he just read past this post.He's soooo cute.woowwww!!!

Timmyyy!!!!! what r u doing?!!!in my very before? ohhh my!!!I am neva gon speak to you again I hate you for what you have done to me.... you got me to love you,now you are loving on herrr!!!

How did you figure it out?!!!u r really brilliant.Whats more?we r twins!!!!

this is getting wierder and wierder.I say ocho ,lets drop our fight for now,and teach her a lesson or two 2face!!!!!!come here,u have some explaining to do!!!!!Ochooooo!!!!!bring that facey who is scattering his seed abroad!!!

hahaa timmy,your booty shiverz me timbers urghhhh!!! I really do wish we could all go to the chatroom cos it seems the land is alive with people that matter!!!so anyone upto chatting?lets roll to the chatroom
www.nairaland.com/chat

well,after much thought...I would pick all the guys here!!!!heyyyyy!!!don't be selfish,you can't have me alone now?

...and met this rich young dude who wanted to sleep with me so that he would be rich

Well,its simple.What would you like to have for christmas?me,well,I would love a new car,and more diamonds,and a whole new change of wardrobe,a new bible,meen my list is as long as my arm
So y'all,what would you want for christmas?

Hello guys, christmas is already lurking and some relationships are breaking up (because they are both stingy).

So I was wondering, if you don't break up with your girl this Christmas, what will you give her for Christmas? Oh, and your wife (for the married ones).

whats so special about jamaica sef?no offence to our jamaican friend here,but i wud really want to know y jamaica of all de countries in de world.I don't like this at all,hearing it for the first time.

da,etietiedidie?ami mmokom kpukpru owo ke ebiet emi.Saiiiii,woi yo!!!!Mme woro!!!
Efik-hey,how are you?I greet you all in da house.Meeeeeennnn,goshhh!!!,I am out!!!

Hmmmmm,I will well.......wake up cos it wud have been a bad dream.
What would you do if you woke up and discovered that your whole life was a dream and that you were just 3 years old and was only having your siesta?

pleeeeaaaaasseee!!!!!name ur price......

arggghhhhhhhhh!!!just wait till whenever Nairalanders meet,I will so show you ehhhhh!!!!chaiii,I will beat you,ocho,and all ur cohorts,I will make u eat sand ....hmmmmm....cant wait.

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soso true,but I would never fight over a guy.Any guy who dates me,and still cheats on me,sure is a fool so I wouldn't demean myself to fight over a guy.

most famous and well known Nairaland user male:Seun,layi,goodguy,greatpeter,whiteshark
most famous and well known Nairaland user female:Hot angel!!!!

nicest Nairaland user male:mmmm...ok,Seun
nicest Nairaland user female:Chillin,Z4M4EVA

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newest Nairaland user female:ask seun

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hehehehe!!!looks like you people like seeing I,scorpio and ocho "fight",hahahahaha!!!ocho and scorpio(n),hmmmmmm.stay as far away from me as possible ooo!!!

Ocho,scorpio and co.Don't mistake my silence for dumbnessoooo.I bite,too.

ain't there no pisces in da house?

Well,I cry on my pillow,hold it tight when I am cold.It helps a bit so I will say a pillow is useful to a lonely girl.

@ocho-as if you are a quiet girl

Looks like they are both amateurs at this game of kissing,ocho!!!why don't u teach them?

Dbanjjjjjjj where are you ooooo!!!!!

you too what?ehh,layi?follow follow!!!

nddy sweeeeetttt why r u hating on whiteshark?I thought guys don't quarrel. pls stop all this bickering.

Well,nddy,thats the idea!!!

@michelin-so I am now the spoilt brat on this land,huh?Alright then,I guess I will have to act my part well.Emmmm,papa seun,can I have some chicken and chips on special order at the nairaland get together,then you will get michelin to fan me,and my sick twin ocho to serve my food-but on a second thought,no way,b4 she poisons my food so she can have my 2face,so then you will have to tell her to clean my chair.Then,her accomplice,scorpio to hold my bag(hope she aint got sticky fingers).And then,you will order Layi,to talk to me till I am tired of hearing his voice,then I will get aaaaaaallllll the boyz on this land, .Mayne then I will give the not too good ones to ocho and scorpio and michelin,that is,after they have finishedtheir duties.Hmmm,am I forgetting something?ok ok ok,I am sure that 2face will be there so I am asking you papa seun to ensure that no other girl but moi,sits with him,not even ocho!!! ....So,hope you have noted all what I have written,afterall,"spoiltbrats" get away with everything-hahahahaaaa so since michie says I am the spoiltkid here,I guess I have to act up to it.Heyyyyy,I am only acting my role here.Well,not everybody likes spoiltbrats,but if you dare say anything nasty to me,I will report you to baba seun and you will see what he will do.
@layi-trust me on this,you really should get close to him,you know.